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cies RY JOSEPH PULIT arid. and Can | Postal Unio: One Year.. « $3.80 One Year... One Month .30 One Month VOLUME 36...... . . veeeveveeee 49 STATEMENT OF THK OWNERSMID, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULA ere. OF THR WORLD (FYENING EDITION), PORLISHED DAILY (EXCEPT SUNDAY) AT NEW YORK, X.Y, TOR APRIL 1, 1916, REQUIRED BY THT ACT OF ATG, 24, 1912, Kalitor Vrewk 4. Uobb, 78 trviug Vaca, New York City, N.Y Managing Editor HW. Tennant, 880 1 Drive, New York ty, NY Pinaucial Menager—Morence D. White, 120 Riverside Drive, New York Oh NT Busine Manager—Don ©. 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FIMGEL, Notary Pubitc, Bronx County Oertificate No. 8 filed in New York County, \Mly commiaum expires Maras 6, WIT.) NO MOUTH BIG ENOUGH. MONG the fearful who, weeping for their defensele see the worst dragons to the westward, we note country, Austin from Tennessee. “If we have trouble in the future, warns the Congressman, “we ure not vave it with a buro- pean nation, but with Japan.” Japan wants to go to war with us and has been despoliing | China. Two great couttries in this world, China and the United States, aro as helpless as children, and they should and ough! to prepare themselves at once. Curious how the habit has developed of late among the nation’s war prophets of putting the United States along with China in t baby class. Where's the fitness of the comparison for ihe purposes of those who make it? Has anybody ever stolen China? immutable masa of 400,000,000 souls—does tl -* more enduring, impervious? Somebody is always w somebody else is about to couquer China, it or even tries to. So far from being humiliated, this country ought to be pre rank with China. Some mouthfuls are too formidable hungricst to ewallow. | | | ‘That vast, pering that even th —4e— The flight of Villa, disabled, dragged on whee's over the mountains, {s a spectacular one. But no one in this country, at least, would have the pursult relaxed or the final reckoning | abated. GENUINE CIVIC SPIRIT. HE movement to keep factory buildings out of the shop: and residential sections of Manhattan above Thirty-thir Street hae gone on gathering strength and support until it now has the best business backing of the whole city behind it. Clouk, suit and skirt manufacturers, whose interests are deeply concerned, have shown a notable example of civic unselfisiiness is eccepting the plan. Some three hundred such firms have signed a formal indorsement of a policy which will yestrict factory building above and encourage it below Thirty-third Street. The © concerns are stg f : - Comright, 1616, by The Drew Publishing Co. (Th ' Copynaht willing to put up with temporary inconven » or loss for the sake| ¢ y the papers,” said Popple, | are you, HE door bell had rung. Mur- of ultimately centralizing their industry in a part of the city where, hipping clerk, as he opened} |, We're | mu.s of greeting peroolatad it can be in no way obectionable and where, from tlhe point of view) the drawer of his desk and) sp Grooks, 1 must tell yx } fro. the hall to where Mr. of ts and : " 1 iy t |took out his eye-shade, “that ‘Baby’ / bie Just called me a pe Jarr lay at his ease in his room read- rents and concentration of resourc se it ong) 1t to thrive better. MeKee, grandson of President Harri-| The boss was quiet am: & Sunday papers in bed, al- The deserts and chasms on the industrial inap of this borough | son, 19 going to Paris to do ambuianes | [aK ay lad vou in ntt though tt was 10 A, M m he said. "It | i between Fourteenth and Twenty-sixtl Streets are alarming signs of | werk." \I have @ date to Ko flahir ‘| “Come here, quick!” called Mra ; ‘ee . ; “ Spree Leen the| “Some ‘Baby! replied Bobole, the) Sinither turday. I've got . imperstively, the imperative need of co-operative action of some sort to keep the] mice boy iy tackle ready. But for yo What do you want?” bawled Mr, city from being huddled here and abandoned there until 9 and) “1 wonder,” sald Mise Primm, pete!) ie disuppenred te ut at aaracuualyi realty values become a hopeleas chaos, vato aecretary to the boss, ignoring) “You're welcome,” murmur Well, yo. come and see!” was the} i fay Heal spe chy ‘Hay! bie, when the door had closed. he only hope is practical application of much ta 1 of “civic| te boy's remark, “why ‘Baby’ ta to DIC Winn tie ai m ale sinless?) ‘Dh aes ‘i We S ese York Co toe” has shown {f° inte that branch of the war “t Segre ne: le Lives there a man so brave who ROUIER Sceae em Um TLe MAYO NOW 2 ORM MOMANIEGE: A188) BUOWD | wong. VMr, Snocks how rude you|darea to disobey the command to how to begin. The Cloak, Suit and Skirt Manufacturers’ Associa-| “Me, too! came from Bobbie, "I'd | some when the boss of the house| & th jeom ; . . pean 1 “Haby* t : me you told hin bef 7 | tion has, with commendable public spirit, taken the first step eae cela would’ Jole the: in pay,” said Bobbio witheg | uttera it? If @ man is putting up + “By the way,” «aid Popple, “could 7 . | window shade, so NGAGE . us tt ot | wo call the vehicle ‘Baby’ drives a hi" came from M iy in some such eminent peril of | Aside from its indignation at the elnking of the Tubantin baby carriage 7 | the Dutch Government 1s reported to be much perturbed over ag My lana caine froma: Mise Prieam, Man to command and woman to obeys Gib else confuston.— something it has heard. Maybe somebody has asked Holland to ee . y YSON. consider {tself a highway unless {t wants to be a province: "Look ‘out, Pop!" gata Bobbio. See nameeee - eee pee <¢-—--—— ‘Next (hing you know she'll be mak- ing love to you.” ALL WOODEN Miss U'rimm turned on him in fury, CARS OBSOLETE. | IX | SEN MONTHS ago, when The Evening World made its cam- paign to hasten the removal of wooden cars from the subway, |?” pointing out that since the of the five hundred wooden cars originally in use had been taken off, | Edward McCall, then Chairman of the Public S¢ Commis sion, went on record as saying: | Wooden cars will be permitted fn the subway until the Public Service Commission has made a thorough investigation No amount of popular hysteria can scare us or force us, Stee cars cost money and take time to build. If the Interboroug! earnings were ten times digger than they are they would not affect our Judgment. pway started o: twenty-three | Keven s0, the Publie Service Commission presently forced by public opinion to demand that t composite ea ce its “ut the earliest possible moment And despite exten Wit! i sions and delays the thing has been de t g the beginning of this month the last woodea car was taken out of subway, and all but eix of the four red and seventy-seven formerly in use have been replaced with all-steel cars What abou ‘ Wouldn't c d idea the newly appointed Public Service Commission to inquire when, if ever, wooden cars can be replaced with steel on the elevated lines? Bét ter surely than to wait until a holocau attended with “popular hys teria” reminds the public of the danger Wooden cars in t sloway: } All experience in (transportation shows the steel cars to ! pe the greatest safeguard of human life devised since railroads | were built | It may be true that the elevated structure was not designed to steel trains. But has it ever been proved | of lighter construction which w« hed Dally Except § the Proos Publishing C Nos. 53 Row, New Yor 2 Park Tow, Park Row 63 Park Row Tntered at th ax Second-Clawe or Subscription Rates vgiand and the Continent and World for the United States tries in the International p earth bear anything Yet nobody ever conquers} aA. The Evening World Daily Magazine. ie os No one works up from the bottom nowadays. Men Who Fail RANA RAI A. ————— Monday. April i Ce: You've got to have a pull” “ri 1 the A sate, ‘The private secretary was about to| another fire ont yh t Holi Prin ore) \ fear ing Mins art J “ML facetious at my expense, to the devi! bie Just made to mow if anybody eae ever calls me ‘A poor fish’ again, I'll jail him,” Lottery tlokets, cantaloupes and husbanda: all merely guessing con-! Teens! Here comer Mr. Snooks," tosts, my dear, in Which your first hazard is Mkely to be as good as your eat ph Tho bow entered smiling, “How [ash Mot,’ mas here every The Office Force ——- By Bide Dudley —~ 3 —— By Roy L. have you know—you poor Httle sho said, “that I am not in habit of making love to any Reflections of A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland 116, by ‘Pie MN right,” he replied. "Guess I'm | { when Spooner, the | er, Spoke up. seoms too bad,” he satd, "that ave to have disagreeable discu morning. Now let t another subject and all discuss ubly. What do you think of Copsnght The Publiatins Co, New York Brening World), | KISS a day will keep the divorce lawyer away. wife maketh a careful husband. A A “wi frankly admit 1 can't discuss ete subject,” replied Miss Primm. Marrlage, accordin the merry grass widow, fs 0 perfectly lovely, @ never been in Cuba and know x | little of the y. As to its|expertence to have HAD! | | well, I've never seon any of it.” eTOCs A TOREIANE BE elen ee: Simply because a man asks you If you could love bim 4s not necessar- im and back again, | {ly @ sign that he Wants you to, It may be merely a move for “prepared- | no of ua ly wrong," be MU} yeag” tn case of a sudden attack \ hem!" ¢ from Spooner. “I | ae | you don't understand the mean.) After a year or two of matrimony most women can see right through | Brimn “t ~ form ot thelr husbands without looking at them—and most men can look right hot \ufled with Cuba in any| through thelr wives without scelng them. Well, It moos to Ox- Perhaps the only thing ta tender hearted woman hates worse than “rit explain it to ber. Miss! brutal, barbarous warfare 18 a man who won't fight on provocation, nble o rares mixed up} as make & catel-ts Rettage a pic Don't blame women for the terrible hats they are wearing. Hats are "| ifke husbands, you know. A girl doesn't choose them; she merely AC- sald Popple, |CEPTS them when under hypnotic luence, » you mean by calling me | és "demanded the private | | Alas, {t may be nobler for a woman to be useful rather than beautiful, but one would scarcely think so from the relative enthusiasm with which Vorty in her fac \q man epeaks of a and an “old hen.” a moment!" said Mise Primm. | Till appears to wish to be She may go As for that remark Hob- came from Miss Tillie, “eute chicken” ue A man {ts never actually declassé until the spots on his reputation are no binck that they can't be hidden oven with a coat of whitewash, The Jarr Family McCardell —— y 1916, by The Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World). breaking his neck if some one dovs not hurry quick and hold the shaky stepladder, will his wife come when he calls? Yo. The best a man gets is a peev- ish busy" from some other part of the house, and he can fall off the ladder and break his neck and be wiven a lovely funeral, but he gets no help. But when your wife calls you, you Bo! Why? Because you are a cow- ard? No, because when you married her she pronilsed to love, honor and OBEY! So Mr. Jarr girded his dressing- gown around him and shuffed in his slippers to where Mrs, Jarr was, “Look at the lazy thing!” said Mrs, | Jarr, indicating Mr. Jarr to a visitor, who held a six-months-old infant. “Here's Mrs, Stanley, our new neigh- dor, come to mee us end bring hor| dear ttle baby, and thts man not out | of bed yet, and me up since daybreak | almost. It’s no wonder I can't get to | church any more the way he keeps| me back and the way he keeps the girl back with her work Sunday mornings.” | “What did you want, dear?” asked | Mr, Jarr meekly, | “Don't you see Mrs, Stanley? said! Mrs, Jarr sharply. “Aren't you go-| Ing to ask her if she won't sit down, when you see her standing there hold- ing that big, heavy baby? Don't you think it's the Mving image of Mr,! Stanley?” | Aw the infant tn question was face- | hidden and smothered In veils and| caps to the point of suffocation, and, as Mr, Jarr had never had the pleas- | ure of meeting Mr, Stanley, he sald) it was @ most remarkable resein- blance, “Let Mr. Jarr hold the baby while you take off your things—dear, sweet Uttle ttticoms!” said Mrs. Jarr, the last words being meant for the baby. “You'd better hold the baby,” said M., Jarr. “I've got all I can do to keop this dressing gown around me. You never put a cor on tt.” “Don't mind him, Mrs. Stanley, sald Mrs, Jarr. “He loves babies, but he's always as cross as. bear Sun- day mornings.” So Mrs. Jarr held the baby, al- | though Mrs, Stanley protested she had only dropped tn for a moment and would not take off her wraps, She only wanted, she sald, to show! Mrs, Jarr the baby since she had shortened it. “When did you shorten {t?" asked Mre, Jarr with eager tnterest, “I shortoned little mma at seven months because she was such a mite, The Stories Of Stories Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces By Albert Payson Terhune Copymgnt 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (Toe New York World), KIDNAPPED; by Rudyard Kipiing. YTHROPPE was on the direct road for promotion. He wee should interfere with his rise, slated to go far, unless somethlr Which Something did. He was a departmental official in India—a quiet, brilliamt, self-contained man and popular withal, But he proceeded to wreck hie chances by falling in love with Miss Castries. If he had fallen in love with the right girl there would have been 20 great harm done, for he was earning fair pay and Lad prospects of more, But Miss Castries was most decidedly not “the right girl.” There was nothing against her personai character. It was her family and her ancestry that made her impossible. She was a quarterbreed Portuguese, and her parents and her dozens of relatives were all fifth-raters. A marriage into such a family would mesm social suicide for Peythroppe and would forever smash his career. Of course he could not be made to understand all this, He was very blindly, in love. He and Miss Castries became engaged. The date for the wedding was Great was the delight of the Castries tribe, Then it was that Mrs, wees The Vanishing ,, Hauksbee took a hand in the game. Mrs. Hauksbes was known as “the most wonderful Bridegroom. { wens) set, woman in India.” She liked Peythroppe, and she @e- cided to rescue him. So she held a long consultation with Threo Men, who were also devoted to Peythroppe, Then she set governmental wires into motion, One night, just before the wedding date, Peythroppe was invited to dine Three Men's bungalow. During dinner word came that an unasked furlough had been granted to him, and, strangely enough, to the Three Mem a8 well. This puzzled the expectant bridegroom. come in handily for his wedding trip. Pres: from the bungulow courtyard sounded the padding of camerp feet. Then from the dinin om came the sound of a free fight. When the servants ran in room was a wreck, And Peythroppe and the Three Men had vanished. Word was given out that ail four bud gone to the Rajputana country for me h or two of big game shooting. The wedding day arrived. But the bridegroom was absent. family were crazy with rage over the Jilting. found, Nor did any word come from him, Seven weeks later he returned. So did the Three Men. One or two o@ the quartet bore scars, as If from a fist battle, But Peythroppe would pot say a word as to what had happened during those seven weeks, or why he had run away froin his wedding, Miss Custries's father called on him, So did others of her many retes tives. They were coarsely and noisily abust Peythroppe's eyes were opened as to t o which he had so nearly married, Ho showe visitors the door. And they departed ewedring tart a suit as bain for the deserted bride-to-be'e But the leave of absence would The Castries But Peythroppe could net be But Miss Castries was too decent to permit such @ Oe | A Forcible aid, if Peythroppe didn’t love her well Rescue, marry her she was not golng to accept # ey payment for her loss, mpus simmered down, Peythroppe was eaved, So Was b teful to Mra, Hauksbee and to the Three Men? What mam ts grateful to people who forcibly prevent him from wrecking his life? Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end of te along an agreeable road.—LA ROCHEFOUCAULD. u When a Man’s Married — By Dale Drummond 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, The New York Evening World) ° CHAPTER XXVIII. nove aa at any other time,” Robert Te: 63 i Sain he , Pied, then glan his watoh, “I BEL foraged in th bed rae ze it 1s go! be painful for and er ea a col » of us, but we must be frank table, he re-| with ench other,” er Ho thought You are so change¢ ane fretted. as FSET HUL MRE o Tam no different, Jane, It ts ho v Be Jyour | own nt ‘which he ple He had start-| changed. I a poor man when ka th Ge a aud take something You married Iam still a poor tHe teal coat TOne That I do not always intend to to Jane ne feeling ° nothing to do with the was try ish bim because he t ‘ you think T have been had ate, hardened him shed gh because of my | boverty, and that now we might be- towar gin to pull together? The place ts “ry n town for dinner!" | lovely now, will be delightful for she ready to leave months. You will have less cause te the l ME aining tnt Pe, diseontented.” But ntended dining In| 1% naa not occurred . town, a, annoyed by her! you wore being puntonedl Tes manner. I was the one who was MUter an change your mind, oan't| sieiannecnn Toe Mee SOtane One yo "Oh, chuck tt, Jane!" Rot ext ow "t affe take our din- | impatiently, “I ‘tell you et love ners Ww ant, Jane, and you, and am doing the very best I you 58 and it noW.! can for you. I think you love me. have ZS to meet.) We are both young, and It's 80 foodgh and u Boe one to quarrel. What's the use living will asionadly, but Fass make 6 Uy Oh ae py anywa le For a moment Jane wavered, then t afford tt!" nd tired of hearing not often, “Oh, I'm sick y "t afford to do th ott as fate would have it the telephone you can't afford to do th t a0 been dinned {tn my ears ever since we) “is, ee seg were married, { guess you could wean foe rot, Taney _ Robert eatd, afford it if you wanted to,” and the Iktng noment, “Hello! oh, Emma—oh, that wi ever Teady wear a el CD ER be lovely! I'll bo over as oon aa f ay better of for worse" faced each | Con get dressed—yes, indeed, thante “tor better or for worse’ faced ench| Sou go much!—goodby! “Thank goodness: she satd tuna coe ne ee cea thet changes: in| {ns to Robert, "Emma has invited mas Moe ee hunges caused by constant | £0 lay Brides. T'may be able to fore A ea get for awhile.” rietion. : “What do you want me to dot! Robert wondered, as he hurried to Jane pakpned.“Haven't L done every- | the station, what I was Jane wanted thing & woman could do? Haven't I|to forget: Did she regret marrying waited on you Hike a servant until him? Hoe had Intended to make her you got your 2 What else did so happy, and had evidently failed, yo ct of t Was th tall his? . y well talle things out Bo Continued) Science and Lent. ND now Selonce endorses Lent., phur, sarsapariiia and other spring Says a medical authority tonics and cleanse of the blood, a if Modern medicine, with {ts growing “Abstinence from meat dur- |; ated | 1ck of confidence in the old-fash- remedios, attributes our springs ing forty duys of Lent is ¢ e to give the body an opportunity to do|t to hygiente and dietetic sins r cee ahing, whieh {Cf omission and commission, and alle P Biden ae Wirt | Wises Us to abandon our sedentary in most of us is sadly needed 9] habits and to consume less proteld cise dur sod and too little ex foods as the days grow longer and ing tho cold months bring about «| Warmer." condition of affairs in the bodily} Gust why Lent is so called has ale economy which a partial fast ts cal of disagreement culated to correct, That | ule of Somo say It body and mind commonly known as xon “lencten,” ‘spring fever’ may often be averted | implying 16 season when D) observance of Lent. At this|the days leng hers insist that oy of the year our grandmothers |it 1s from the German “leinen,” to were ) prescribe ‘yarbs,' sul-! thaw.) but I ehortened Ne at three{be,” said the f er tn aniek months, didn’t I, dear?" ia AEM He neve ; To disprove my 1 Mr. Jarr. “How | eu) bawling ¥ # set Up an @w= could 3 many shorter than) “That's the wor " said Mra, ery Faure, ais ing: ys ‘d above the “stupta! You know when a ba Bom a O0188 i added Mrs, put into short dresses, don't you? “Ho'll have most of his teeth in his said Mrs, Jarre. And both Mrs, Jarr second summer.” exelaimed — the Mrs, Stanley regarded the unfor eben mather Let me hoid him, nan In the dressing GOWN WILD)” “1 think he's Kot a little colle,” wald aled contempt, Mrs Jarr, rr shifted uneasily |The young mother looked alarmed, Mr, Jarr shifted uneasily in his! Th ; i ; ; fe 4 Mrs, Jarr took the baby bd mm th 18 of paregoriet* slippers as } Ja Mr Sout ap tao iat to the windoy exclaimed in a/hu worrled t r me, how pale It joined Mv. Jorv, who tn” Inad d back tnto tie ‘Oh, he's just a healthy as he cap dint