The evening world. Newspaper, March 31, 1916, Page 24

x Home and Comic Page of THE _EVENING WORLD, aL Ae March 31) 1916 “S’MATTER, POP?” — ae J SWAN! D'D YA Notice. in PER TICU iF 4@ MENTION ) “Pun Ay AWK About Plays and d Players By BIDE BIDE DUDLEY tHe cHindD 1s ACTUALLY GOING oveR THE NAMES OF AMERICAN TOWNS = YP. PP YP. PP. SLPP- a a ¥) PRINCESS TROUBETZKOY | (Amelio Rives) has been com- | missioned by the Messrs. Shu- | Bert to write them a play for produc- Mion next season. She will go to her| country place tn Virginia, Castle | BUlL, in the near future in order that | @be may have peace and quiet while @he writes. Her first play, “The Fear Market,” is doing very well at tho Comedy Theatre here. It 1s announced | that her next one will be built along the samo lines as the other, |. @, BY will treat of some startling phase New York society |i MYSTERIOUS PLAYWRIGHTS. ‘Twelve playwrights—real ones, not ould-bes—met in secret session at Keen's Chop House last night and | bad dinner. Over the steaming food) they discussed plans for “getting to-| HENRY HASENPFEFFER-— We Find Ourselves Utterly Unable to Comment on Henry’s Actions To-Day! gether,” but not a word would they | @ay to outsiders. Even the waiters . 7 ANOWER TH’ BELL \'SELe ee VOUALL ? o were sworn to secrecy, It leaked out, (TS THAT "MRS. BOREYUH — (a a COOPLA aly sii So “THAT DAWGONE ¢ “” MRS. BoREVUH “I> however, that they discussed the| ant HERE'S WHERE Gneak! 10 (T POSSIBLE 6 Ler OLE PEST HAD DEAR 2 Now ¢ I forming of @ society the objects of! SHES A \NELCOME AS TH 0 BOON & I DONT i ? ‘i q HERE Wf >— —_ HER CHET TERIN ! q : 3 maar \ : getting plays produced and to advise ach other when advice might be nec- essary in their writing. They would not give out their names and all| a@neaked down the back stair and (ig out into the night on tip-toe after the meeting. Mystery was 90 thick about the whole affair that you could) cut it with @ knife. KOLKER HAS A FARCE. Henry Kolker has obtained + Fights to a furce, which origin. abroad, and will produce it early ne fail. He will have tho stellar role. HE SEEKS ATMOSPHERE. playwright, an border for | Which would be to aid each other in WACTERS “THUMB IN TH! 2 ee indsor” tells of a conversation she Beerany by change |e LOOEY AND AXEL—The Chances Are Axel Pulled Some Pretty Raw Ones! Rion production of an comedy. = quldn't make the plot out,” aid | fou GAN OUT AND UMPIRE her bags ire the ie. | FoR THOsE KIDS AGAIN, ITLL Sput where, Were “Windsers| Cee eee nan to es?" | WATCH THE BALL AND’ YA ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF WEEKS 5 sats § BEFORE THE SEASON OPENS LET ‘EM DISPUTE YA - SEE? OUTFIELD THs Year! AN’ Yeo To work! — PUT TENT OUTA THA GAME GILHOOLEY - ANN - - -- ” ; _ \F THEY pot a {ahi ae iffy: ; a HEY FLOOEY! pas KIDS: BANE DISPUTE EVERY | un OF MY DECISIONS !! ~ GEE, THE YANKS Have. AN say! OMEN YOKE. f SURE GOT A CoRKIN Good Cane | A DECISION ON A PLAY, DONT HE'S MARRIED Now. | , Harry Thomashefsky, sou of the! ‘iddish actor, has begun worrying | Qbout the high cost of living. He'll) argue ‘en minutes with the butcher | @bout the price of a steak, whereas a Week ago he would have paid any old rice and hurried away. The reason ir the change is the fact that three days ago Harry tuok a bride. She} was Ida Sohwartz of Brooklyn, Harry | ‘Soomaebatexy is General Manager of | the Thomashefsky Theatre, —[o'll Give you a fine 10 cent cigar if you can find him. WELL, WHY DIDNT CHA put ‘EM OUTA THA GAME) Like 1 Toud YT? ~ ~\y 0 BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ! The flies are returning; I'm giad of | it too, J have a good reason, I'll teu tt to you. It means that warm | weather is headed our way. 1 like it | muoh better than cold, any day. My heavier clothes are in terrible shape Copyright. TH, Prem Punmaing Co (MY pyauing World, In sunshine, I'm sure, !4 my onl escape from such a condition of tat. — wy ann Ste re ey eg eee ¥ 3 . e ee! Yjtt it wrt poem of his own maki overcoat's frayed—it's a sight to be-) Fayette rry has returned frosm | 4 Tauline Frederick. He Ba P epp er an a "Sc it DODGE DAES COON CODON CCOBOS hold, but, sill, 1 must wear it as|Kansus City, where she was with @ | s nly in films, but she surely re SSSSSSSDOTTI ETNIES: PEOOOTD dpng as it's cold. My ev'ryday suit is | stock CONNECT THE DOTS WITH A PENCIL LINE, COMMENCING AT DOT NO.1 AND RatCeING CONSECUTIVELY, ompany jh an impression on hin Couvright, 1916, by The Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), & regular wreck but I can’t discard jt | Jing of Helen Richter of the way U her tho ‘ast Ninety-fourth Street and | tidings of, his affect | Il heat co ‘count’s pun: it's really a joke.| Maximilian Elser jr, press agent and ie. you are aa bright o delve into slang, fam very much | manager, took place yesterday tare in the night, HAZEN CONKLIN H broke. And so I am happy to note An orchestra of twenty men wen Goprright, 1916, Frees Publishing Oo, (N, ¥. Brening World, SO CTO OOS. he demise of cold is assured. by thoae|to the home of James K, Hucket * saing rere.) ar Httle files. The bald-headed, fel- | Yesterday and played the ‘ Ro | EVERY MAN —HE HAS NO 0 c werd b | STARTS LIFE CHANCE TO PICK | Mr. ne HANDICAPPED— HIS RELATIONS, used with his y him from COBB'S LITTLE JOKE. PASSED BY of by heck! My bank | No. Will hate me for this, for he is ay Man that the flies seldom iiss. But I must refuse to be sorry for him. A wig would protect him and make him ry Wives of illness has ee e ew ee | rr Jilly Jerome, : k trim, | My clothes are exhausted | A Worn. who signa herself Char. eats pear tnang, Me! ose of us are on speaking terms with scveral men, but only on listen: | Fmd | ee Hater a). #0 T have a right (inn state ‘Hompit nited Aiea Song Writers of | ing terms with several women. ' Tent int @ desp roar of honest de-| aictown, N. Vier has written tha Hip. | America, Wednesday night, referred Hine ec hearer | oRarE Cave eAteonlac ha dakue ApH Brome De Rye ters Ceceme One And those who vive cut mest advice en how to doa thing . j Urated a p ; ” Are those who never did it, but must have their verbal fling. Marie Chambers and W Gibso matinees f Why he in America Py e e e e ) SD Seater oF Ene: Corton 10he at Keith’ of the dewlah war FOOLISHMENT. leeds (alive nuanand (inotnciee an acreouian (Aro eulart lene hawlarcia Fdward H. Robins of “Kratwhile! sufter The U. O. will have| | loudest when the breakfast coffee is too hot and burns his mouth Busan” is to be motion picture editor 1 continue this special line of en j s 0 & & @ © Be cane World Buasvils Women Oe Pemuler When witie burns the teak you ought to hear her temper Ay: A benofit will be held at the Lyric sles the fourth of next July; Pheatre Tuesday afternoon, April 11,| ATTENTION, PA ; FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. for the war orphans of Hungary ) PAULINE What do the men on the battle- Will Archie, the Peo W: | Harry McQuiston of Providence, |ships eat, principally?” ie, the Pee ee comedian,! R. I, who hopes we won't have him “Navy beans, I presume.” ! te 6 AMOS CRABB SAYS: “A man who starts out with the single purpose $| of acquirin’ a load usually winds up sectn’ double.” 46 @ 6 8 CLAWS T REPULSE | Fone airnninnninncininic coninaernn : Epa ATTACK 1 MARRIED LiFe STORIES 7 PW MERCY ME, (VE TOLD THar L » REME™M'! WILL ¢ TRL To it det lays (de profemioual cares tor the events * ta et end dance, In YOU WAS & Bor IF HE DIDNT CET ( STUDMING MM —— have been married several yearn,” he murmury after a couple of rounds on the floor, "How could ONCE YR SELF- [UTD THIS HOUSE BEFORE LESSONS OVER, /o10 JOHNNY | 2c eume att" abe ake, am not mvarng my wedding 13 nt I Noew sou nere married the ioieat we saried oN BE TOO § CLOCK AT MIGHT ID - eee Op pW WILKINS Locte to dance, Yea at once Wegan doing the i See TAN HIM GOOD ~ | ME IN THE / i oe . CELLAR SO : ase _AND iM GONNE ) 1p 160 0 1 COOLONT ' “SOFT ANSWERS 10 HARD QUESTIONS 2OOTODEDOOD: “; : , =) an unnenp| ET OUTeR |) as SOME OF THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES FoR MRS 1 have a job in a bakery and want to change. I have to work w BBOOGH DODOHOODHOHOHHOHOHDON } SMITH OR- yeaat at night and rise with the bread tn the morning, b: ‘ . griddle cakes that had gone cold eaids: “I ken cb i I object to, it's the hard labor. I do nothing all day dake bi Gena. “What do you mean," ‘aald Bill, "by | do. “T am fone eau p ‘and j bread, bake bread. Wouldn't you call that hard work b. RS. GRANTLY, a regular cus-| bringing me in cold cake: begin “advertising."—The| Nationa) |, | No, I'd call t loafing iM tomer of one of the flower] “Well, I'll tell you, boas,” sald Sut-| Monthly, eae, Ae | women in & London suburb.) for'you that guews they nit up. with Lost L We ne reget ieee poems do not find their way into print because the [announced while passing one morn-|g draft."—Everybody's Magazine, All Not j ” editora do not bother to read them? W. HY ing: ; \ - > BOY who bead ‘been iavtract 4 . z , oe “1 am going to glve you an un- : “egrets NG. Mossel ‘em Gon't get ints print Deoanen ihe editare DO read Yen usually large orderstor flowers next| Advertising vs. Praying. al dirt trailed meena | e ak & 8 Uf ae | week for my daughters coming. out HE small daughter of @ Little] tne cut, let a long train of dirt - OLO POEMS REVISED ' SCRAMBLED eGo PuZZLES—No, oT Yes ‘save the very best for ‘er, poor dear. Rock family bad been praying |start on the wrong track before 3° | Wot were she put in for?”—Harper's each evening at bedtime for a] pethought himself and pulled th. OVERTHE RIVER ann "Before the letters in this egg | Monthly: Rs at baby sister. switch, The train was split ip ~— ° The other morning her mother, of THROUGH THE SOB. were scrambled they spelled the Coming Fast reading the paper, exclaimed: "1 aes |o5d several of the cars were TO GRANDFe rae name of something very common | -oming Fast. Mrs. Smith bas a little daughter Why,” the boy protested eadi! a THERS HOUSE ye) in summer, but which you seldom, |» }\1s Savannah camp Bill Donovan,! “How do you know that?” ated | when, Bo Ws CE ved Foe cna j (i ‘ Ht ayers eee in winter, ] baseball manager, had a dusky-|*9 O04 a. ater” answered panton. ate ROOFER UVESIN | Bee if you oan put the letters hued waiter at the hotel by the} the mother 7 - AMIE Hote! t er again, ao that they will name of Sutton | had to reproach) “Read it to me,” sald the daughter, Ch THE FORTY-Fi ne pall what they originally did, | Sutton more than once for a lack of| ‘The mother read: “Born on March Bumstead 8s Worm RST Floor,| | Mien om bind later tan Wade J agility in arriving with the food, Sut-!—{¢o Mr. and Mrs, —— Smith, a For re nT the safe and eure MOU KNOW, ( sday’s egg spelled “MEGA- ton promised to improve, One me*n- daughter.” a Prone.” ing be brought in # consignmen of The child thought a moment, then iy OT vo a's. \ ! s ’ \ .