The evening world. Newspaper, March 31, 1916, Page 22

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday. March 31, 1916 _Saeniitg Bord. =| The False Alarm sete. H. Cassel || The Stories seen ti Of Stories] En, arnt rs | Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces Ts Cubseript Tate ° e or A antl 4 ¢ World f the United States u onal | if ie ee ele | By Albert Payson Terhune Ks @ Month 40 One Month Copyeie 0, by The Pros I a 1 y w & VOLUME “i 19.946 IN SEVERAL ROLES, by Guy de Maupassant. j Secimseeci sci ts enemas secession was a Gern girl, clever and very beautiful, She called her- | nda Chaber \ en she ma a gay young NO COMPROMISE. rift fp whe Was cightecn she was a widow and Gd ' HE P whethor thie city is to be ruled from State be ! i e had to carn a n nebo © became a i mes more and more identified with the f to remove | Here her beauty th t were splendid assets, She had a positive 4 a nstitutiona from the Croton watershed gontus f “ r She the 7 wud the adm F jendship their up-State allies in one of the inost shameless assaults ever made aa a UU, bgt Vee ee ee f Ae 5] upon the interests of Greater New York. Whether this city drinks Then, at V I ‘ millionaire pure water or poison is nothing to these rural politicians. Their ona nobleman of Brazil. He was } brilliant. And Wanda thought is how either to add to their local patronage or to make the fell in love with him at first sight they were engaged. It city pay well for their renouncing it. eee eee ey eee. ao reese Asatid <9. aed: ee ; Neither the Mohaneic Insane Hospita) nor the Yorktown ‘I'rain- or g and her natural ton told W ands, there ‘ ing School nor any other institution should be built on an area where | _Love at was somett queer about this ador es be \ it threatens the purity of the city’s water supply. No commission is | omanreonnesios 5 iow wheth : ue wan “ nitical conspirator or seuss all very well. The city is will- does not propose to drink is needed to establish that. Filtering i ing to drink filtered water. What filtered sewage. Once the danger became apparent it is hard to con And she could r ive the mystery, ‘elded him she ved Yet her } om the pe Ando, for a ¢ woe snormousiy rich, When he ee cive how, ina : t she was not he var Nor | she discover any civilized commonwealth, any question of exposing millions of people tae : . 1” 3 Lad face to eata Austrian summer ree to much a risk could have persisted. That it has become a public iseue Ag r 1 we © he answered eoldlyt is no credit to the Empire State. he Ke t @ ise ; " , ' Pia 1 Wanda m speechless tury, -All ‘ If, however, New York City is actually forced to fight for its a to t to the polls and | health against the sordid selfishness and greed of rural county politics, | ii Pig Me Lars he bebe : n , + i . rese, having ou! let it fight on without concession or compromise. | bs . The officer was only too glad to help her ery f reve gatnst Lis successful rival, | Thirty-six days of fighting and etill anybody's victory 7 So while Wanda red to & p police inquiries q at Verdun! ital, bout the man who lad jilted her, officer went to t : { A Girl's fe prince, picked a 4 n in public and eee tt Revenge. Nonged him to a du } terres ' ' n Wanda struck a trail tn her dnvestt. THE UNIVERSAL PROVIDER. c Ther at ove than the er of A 1 s iscovered his life Hi Colonel conquered Cuba. Therefore he ie the only man * 1 " w He w neceforth to be | i fit to make war! Be dont ‘ A the mean time a r p ' 8 1 ugent to the officer, } The Colonel forced Russia and Japan to cease hostilities. | who ¥ r 1 1 } Therefore he ia the only man fit to make peace! | pre Wire 10h tauel eur cid Gee wl The Colonel threw hia hat into the ring. Therefore he ts the SO-CALLED prince echoel the officer, plex Rut he's | rs only man fit to ran for President! seereneencem peor Sy Oe arene He ts the freeman whom the truth makes free; and all are slaves besides.—COWPE The Pennsylvania will call them “restaurant cars" here- ' after, holding that “dining car” properly applies “only to a | place where people eat dinner.’ By the same token, then, “sleeper” should apply only to a place where people sleep. What would the Pennsylvania sug | gest as a more accurate name for that suffocating, slumber dispelling combination of curtained cupboard shelves known Whena Man’s Married \ — By Dale Drummond —~— | as the American sleeping car? | Copyright, 1016, by The Press P ow York Mrening Wor abeeie —_ | CHAPTER XXVII 3, but that éla ‘ — of dis s tears and N if A JUST REMINDER. i oon — - - i Mens swell advanced, and : : Ad wh hea Jane saw’ how EMEMBERING tho cand and alkali over which Unie Sms $f ~The Jarr Family Ellabelle Mae Doolittle § ssc..°°"" Se fate A 1 ‘ eit eoih ie ce nore conte ated. boys ‘have had to double quick into Mexico, giving them full | . Will you Kate she can go when which shi th q 8 —— By Roy L. McCardell —— By Bide Dudley —— mon tutalupien aheiitl W rnich be heme prise for grit and endurance, most of us will nevertheless Bil aha wove etabie aca seni betel ae mS agree with an Evening World correspondent who thinks the men Copyright, 1910, by The Hrem Publishing Co, (The New York Mrening World), Copynght, 1916, by The Prem Publisting Co, (The New York Drening World) ‘ a, rats , i cad t ol i ise, Aree they wound i A NY 46 epeak Jar") harm? HE Live and Let Lave Chapter]. who alwa et as Pun nave J a y shade the porch. He wou! should not have all the credit: 66] WANT epeak to Mr. Jarr, Meant no harm?! replied MM * ip Betterment | cl Of the fi ninutes to {swing ammock under one of them, said Mrs. Jarr over the tele-|Jarr, “Couldn't [ see him grinning in of the Women's Betterment OF the king about?" |he Planned as he reached’ the ‘tere “The horse has nearly disappeared from our streets and phone, my face? League of Delht had a reception ihe: punch wae no idea of dis- | and ey He and rest or read highways, supplanted by the trolley, the auto and the motor 1 What name, please?” asked the of ot over the telephone very wall,"}at Hugus Hall other afternoon, |and the next day 8 as well as) af raver was done: ‘Thea, too, cycle; warfare in Europs has become principally a matter of flee boy who attended to tho telephone palate Jarr soothin| at which Bilat Aine Doollttia, Bi DHAAL uae Die? Ral oni chen t afford] ' eather when fresh vearanaane r, , “We Ou e poe tes: ith a he t soul, rea ied “4 { 2 t machinery. But we are reminded by our bandit chase in Mex in Mr. Jarr's off 1, 1f b could have se mh dim hej postens with @ heart a ANB ait erybody 1 partaken of use ring the| feults and salads formed the main part “Jarr, J-A double R—Jarr.” repited | Would have heen grinning!” replied | &n , This |Deverake when Miss Doullttle entered of neals, & 8 8 feo that the day of the horse is not yet over, There are stil! reat tae’ : ap Mra. Jarr, “But that’s neither here| 2c. was voted the of Dethi's| he room. 8 ; a ; todo vant “Hello!” he called as he opened the 4* sttustions where there te nothing #0 good as the horse and MOAT SOUR Gace cikede Fmeas ina | merieharereeid noe what t called’ vea|Memnein kee wens Went aes ue trum immediate dat once pr pped to the/ door with his ‘key, “where are \ name, please sd a DreC \ 1% 4 for action olling a qu ; you, Jane? What's the ho all dark 4 his rider.” up pal ” derstood, after all present had in s 1 a use j boy, P to apeale to you about. ot for > “Ww ' dulged in punch, which was served | i “While the automobile, by {ts ability to move forward | “It's none of your business, young| “Well, what ts tt you Bo Lire, Beiny Gualek and dire. Biigha leg ym upata Jane's votce sound- 4 quantities of supplies quickly, and the flying machine watching man; you Just tell Mr, Jarre that 1] ™¢, my dear?” satd Mr. [ and s the quarry and pointing out the course, have made possible the want to speak to him and at oncoi"| “Tet me nee, what wae 12 medl-| inom are kinds of people you t your RIC Ge lene ree stort h extre .|tated Mrs, Jarr, “Bless me, if I , "eaked, . F rapid advance of our troops into Mexico, recent reports indicate retorted Mrs, Jarr with extreme em a think the n of and" “Oh, how absurd!” muttered a { ovejoys a few minutes later, | " - haven't clean forgotten w. {t was! . ‘ ¥ r' a Saturday, 8 I'm not coming down D the ject of the expedition {s soeon accomplished phasis, 2 “What w t you wanted to ask| Peleg Hodgkinson, interru ‘i hy ? S that tf ons 4 “You'll have to give me your| But {t's no wonder, the way I have oe : saliy| Miss Doolittle stopped We shall not need you I r. Why not? You're not stok, ere ° % will be due to the samo sort of efforts that have quickened < Bia beh y Sean dieiitaai bitte: dlete arc me?” sald Mr, Jarr, diplomatically! pea at hor. Mrs, Blue Here aro ¥ 4, and tf you like! You?" And Robert ran up the stairs, the pulee and stirred the tmagination ever since horses were ame; sin‘aan|! Raid the: bog Bey: eee eee sy, a aay seced Of08 | fenoring. all these charges, who was pres' caret fu once, as it wi || Jane lay in bed, @ reading lamp ridden and atories told.” “Has Mr, Jarr so many callers over oy ns day,” wala Mra, Jarr with a! “tet me seo,” replied Mra, Jarr in}that the pootess was distur © you longer no | beside hers and ‘ ov magasine on i f the telephone that he ‘has to know) a reflective tone. “Oh, will you be Miss & tle, kate # the te ‘o hi ous qué ‘As in the case of Geronimo, the combined powers of en them by name? asked Mra, Jarr ac-| "Frank ts a very clean boy and not| ® ea Mbaia. ta early?” | Want to apologize Mrs ‘ ho returned evasive answers, durance of horses and men, keeping up the chase night and hy at alla mide boy,” replied Mr, Tarn, eee ee one She's bean eating y . : py lt Ey ROUeRe Lae see day almost without stopping, will be the factors that finally “L don’t know, ma'am: Tonty know] “Never you mind; always pratsing! wpnat's all, Goodby! Don't for-| po be you a Lar Bie I me as early as possib' 1) dinner!" Robert gasped, : bring the fugitive to bay.” t is the office rule that people who] "Pp ot | people stp baile peeve who] pot!" sald Mrs. Jurr. And the t Miss Doolittie, not sUlttle,"* Me ike g coward aa ual torenett 5 0 Dave enyinene ¢ The tribute is well deserved. Where man stil! needs his noble Sli must sive thelr Hames” Bre TRAS CO TOUE WU BATT SRRDE CRE es unt dete cs tan ee ae rapidly to the station and he! "l'm sure I don't know! You @ie- i h h | “Look here, young man, how dare Te ones 1 one retest h a bee Pitig ra} oan ed as he aght what Jane| charged Kate, not me, T had nothing i friend at al! he needs ‘him @s much as ever. you raise your volee to me? Don't No man can produce great things who ts not thoroughly sincere | ol world, anyway, ain't OM RONG sets, @uateamad | ae ane replisy ewetey, sa a you know who [ am?” asked Mrs, in dealing with himself—LOWELL, | Miss Doolittle was ast b fed. For 9 borrowed enous a fellow clerit! doing this Just because T lot Kate go, } Jarr angril Peer i SA es Sale eh ete a the firat time ahe realle neh to pay his Insurance, and gave him|are you?" unable to believe she would The Colonel! seems unduly impatient. It took the Mex “Ain' what I've been trying was having tts effe on the ladies. rot rh ext month's s. re to stich means simply , ‘ trying E d 5 Fy 9 didn’ nt to appear rude so that. wh had| t ply to punish t teens five years to ill 296 Americans, Gentlemen of the United _to find out?” replied the boy peovish veryday Perplexities. abo didn’t inte hen tansian [Atal Gita ietnerative. Ie thay waco” ie a ct r States Navy killed 300 Mexicans {n two and one-half hours at ly. "It you don't give: me your name | y Andre Dupont sc toltowrat Je Yo ie tee _{To Ba Cont . 4 Seas, t does the man want? you'll be cut off i of Milwaukee 5 ae : Vara Grie, “WMAY Seen eARAD ; "Yon just dare to!” suid Mra, Jarr 8 oy 9 em FOL Ca Tie ew Yok Bring Wot Mollie of the Movies By Alma Woodward — };}; a Se ny \ igning Letters. th nay bea help Covarigtt, 1016, by ‘The Fi Co, The New York Bre ——~aNta |e ° nl ; There's some 1f suspicious about + “4 , ” venting World). of 3 othe o the iillard’ in the fllm not . nN , vito at ‘MM. he how \ Hits From Sharp Wits BO RG ene SAU aD ah | Ee i y bee pees : ie on i her nara in way tet But T gurse the nan i ‘ a rellen Fs Oi ie © could 00 ecmetiing ; band T want to speak to him, and| POOVIRA AUG BAW A Very AIM? | alowed y used to polite so Likewise Gret t hee child. baw. onitaro’ gee Mother (indignant E Ret day we hear of some fallow have leas work to do.—Atchiaon Gtobn aera WN ava cod esting society drama repro- | ciety, but nlso rudely abrupt My atmer's ohtld » Kivtans row 7 ’ mnantly)~1t 38 Rial 6 ssuing a statement d ! e . 1 1 ha uJ ee ; tit. 8 te yee ly atater'e chiht, ea k fue of tine admiring |! : ‘s dead. Our iden of a pense Tt used to be truo that a girl wanted | “/sehureed jduced on the acreen, Tt was well BE le speerian at she wanted aybtete Utoat of . mors n + of ¢ cor vaving a white flagh— \ 4 uld be a statement admitting it.-/a® man who would lie down and die) g,, the boy told Mr, Jarr Mis wife] done and everything was extremely at ihe @nd: Mie Ain eer ene I don't # exclaimed Mrs. Get | this is we're going through N Nosaville Banner |for her, but now she wants one who pe z aoe anit? | reaiistio excent the manner In which | soften It with ata Gondialion oo LE i NK Heenan’ (6 ae Mf ; e. Now try notte f oe por ret AW rahe u » wire and wanted to apea "h | sof h aril or | Pete H : : i \ ae 4 physician says not every man ¢ RPE UP ANS DUBHO“MROOR Newe. | one of the characters algned her let- | "'Sincorely yours’ or any of the unual | anpta ‘aiiss : ann oR physi and car ‘o hin : Alen i veal- | endings to a note or letter, She ¢ “Walt! gald Miss Doolittle, hol rt \ ‘ take «cold plunge with impunity, and] Moat youthful ambitions appear| “‘Itelio, dear, te that you?” agvked| tera: She was supposed to be a weal- | tings to 0 note oF ti Bae Cars| Nia tN etaca pont ‘ Sai vie ’ Why can't he rR (9 have yet to find one who can take| foolish when the thme comes when | Mtr, Jar thy woman of culture, She certainly | (ainis needed a #0 f hands yet, Mra. Bchwap. Don't you y Mollie (back, . i a ‘ ae yut bragging. Philadelphia they mu wht be realized.--Albany |” .), recognize my voloe, do| lived in @ very handsome and costly| 4 well-bred woman always signs | know what a U-bont ts?" yom v i jaunt wittedt ne eee | Fre loa ' you didu't | house; for wo saw both the exterior [herself “Cordially yours" or "Sincerely | _ sang out Mr ' \ id wrote tak ' aise ara tak? - , bs e « ea tai aes 1 times, She ap-| Yours" when writing to friends and What's a shoe unps 2 One trouble with vacant to | Some complain that they jat first, It's ange, Mr rr, | and intertor Bas hase te : P* Jacquaintances, ‘To relatives or very “Ladies!” said the poe Get out tng ta its proneness to go tn +) can with thetr hair sh ly callerg| Peared to have excellent manners; |indmate friends she in Yours ad iy, “1 fea? you Dave been " ‘ i rolons 9nd Brus la Spro A|w ur pmake tho SOMO on the telephone that you have to| and yet she dtd not know how to do |tlonately" or “Yours with love’ or [of tho punoh too freely. ge from your a Cone ap. spuds an onic 4 comp) the! husbands. -| ' " ” ene - > ale - | Something of that eo: somebody put a stick tn It.” ! in \ Q tle- Times ac “ . t your wife!’ | such a simple thing as to sign a let mi 8 sort. A man ts yp : ‘ ook up when ee, ge 6 me | y y ar wite |ter correctly. In the course of the {generally “Sincerely yours” or “Faith “You mean a log, kiddo )—K SB at ates? en » talk about the dignity| re Js aint SOW, af Mr, Jarr.| ay she wrote three, all to intimate | fully yours" or "Yours truly" unless er O'Brien np 80) Ru aon furnisied by a candidate|her bu ioe y strange that I have called] friends and all signed '(Mrs,) Alice he is a husband, a lover or near Spent 1 qr Bee (ina <)~-Mamat tical office so he w hat counte.—Dese Ansa ‘o office for several years| Millard.” relative } iss © 40/Mama! who's > eae pitas ebm UA 00 De ee LAA COunteDenares awe, | Wan the float thaw T mats} “Now, no educated soctety woman | Postage should never be Inclosed finish the poem and then I She's hur if ard al \ Doll as ge jan Insuited:” anid Mra. dace | over signed hor name in euch @ man- | for reply, except tes or letters | pend! eee eae N She'a sq ne nal oan ae ever Deen so insulted!" said Mrs, Jarr.| °¥' ; ‘ son that she | that are strictly business communtica- | “I'll suspend, too,” sai’ i Ve roe ner in writing to a person mmuntca spond aa @ wie ollars an ense Kd J, Barrett |. ee hoy who| knew. ‘Tho title "Mrs." or “Alaa” In |tlons: and then i must always be | Breeze, “We'll be @ pair of muse o set into this acen » fhe scene)— - HE present brisk demand, as; to $160 worth from @ barrel, knew your voice, This is @ fresh| parentheses before the name Is allow- | ,ut tn if an answer ts requested, But | penders sini iad ta the Fa = for past hour aS OF OEMs to mother, | ev \ © newspape "Tho employe nstructed to He only In writing to an absolute | in all social correspondence tt ls con- | Without paying heed to the remark, | peranve . | nother where the 98 DY. M8 AOMAPAREE wach tal heAan INA aLemaN no bIee [nor stranger who otherwise might be puz- | sttered rather an tr (though it | the poetess read [PSKittons Coudlyy—Mamat 1 think! y ee ds, for false teeth, decked sink which also sav #, T should say he was tr | aled how to address the reply, In |ray be an unintentional one) to in| “My seter's child, Toeney Ricketts waa pin siicking in me, natal ; valued b se of the plat ous metal ne “ ad ever speak tor real life she would of course have | close return 150, tho expense | gyi iow a lo! , oe pera arply)—You think f Y * t sd of top k ¢ with a Mme | intert ‘6 must! signed herself simply “Allee Millard 1s so siight that friends are apt to t T cking tn you, 1 un 1 jan vediately beneath, which In turn | 1 Hier old friends knew, unless they | resent having stamps sent to them BY ich " : Is drained by \ to Mat OMe ore positively Idiotic, that #e was] Socloty has decroed that the axpros: | name ba bee sin you ( er lov ' 2 ent bb Meets) ‘ and ts | ‘ ilk to me| married and they did not need to ba} ston "My dear” {s rather more formal Rod all the world pa aa ful pa yi eve un ° ted Mrs, J reminded of the proper way to ad- | than simply “Dear hus if an ac- ne poem!" Mrs. Bluclia Pinks+ w yete d at i x 1 4 of ' " WW * fresh the! dreas he ‘ quaintanee ts addras na (Ate Gene shouted ono i i Fi AY AT sucked pipes | wa : vate | Nobody sitting near me seemed’ to | Mrs, Smith” t ion Is that st ti" sald Miss Doos dou 1 ha think of meaty ve and gathered in @ collection wh Mn iy l notice the solecism, They were ap-|the person who writes the letter is|itttie. Thi eapedt stage aw " , you'd been globe ae t eclow be yieldy a substantial treasure trove at Well, 1 you ved tree him! papontiy a set of refined people too, |not a very old end, or she would} and rushed to the p n rs instead of two! ba “In une big i runent store, for| intervals ‘ € € nood speak to me] for they were well dressed and looked | address her as “Dear Mrs, Smith bering up on e tyor A moment lost may ‘ after lunch, @o example. sweepings from the Jew-| "Phe result of these precautions 4s 1 Mrs, J | intelligent. But E couldn't help won-| In begtnning a to an absolute |she sang her latest gong, "A Vacant her arms. ae ch and get it out of Wey elry see re p 1 in sep te|that a comfortable sum is saved | F nanik well do that” sata} dering tf they really thought that was | stranger the full naine should first bo | Shirt Was Hanging the LAr Mollie (all ane as abe | barrels and turned over to an assayer,/this department annually—a sum J oa the proper way to sign an extremely | written on one line «nd directly under The ladies applauded with great aid it aagain, am y can't fi q who extracts the gold, silver and{which would otherwise be utterly Mr Jarr ® int nol cordial invitation to an old friend. [it, a little tot Dear Madam" ! gus ahe'a told? Tf the mothers of some |he, MY 1 to } platinum dust, “He obtaigy from $60] waste.” “ harm." | Tf thoy did, perbaps a few words on Dear sir," a @may be All were pleased. f of these children would only stay at lonce | \ : . ‘ i