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UNTED SONESTERS MEET AND INDULEE INVANDS SWEET Have a Lively Beefsteak Din- ner Which Ends Up a Regular Winner. HIF BY MIZNER’S WIT.| » Ditties Sung as Foaming Beer Helps to Make a Night of Cheer. By Bide Dudley. >| %m the Gold Room up at Keen's, sixty men who make the means ” Of their livelihood the doping out! of songs, ] Met Inst night to have a feed and to! Praise that dear old steed, | Dobbin Pegasus, who's blamed for! : many wrongs, | Bill Jerome was in the chair; George | M. Cohan, he was there, And Vic Herbert and still surviv Irvin Cobb spoke of t ade a speech| et Ey | 1B ° war (though | | we cannot say what for), | With its awful toll of blood and| | human lives, | (Minor here.) '} ‘Wilson Mizner made a little talk—a E lecture, as it were. He pulled a Brisbane on the b: creating quite a stir; ie He told them it was hard to see how 3 they could se ay With dittics suth me of them |EG are writing ev'ry day. Ee Bt, when i: all was o'er, not one of py them was sor (| y\ They all stoox aring smiles, | |E§ in concer d roar: \E¢ (Chorus.) \\Ee “We've had a lovely time to-night, | |B¥ we have; \| tkers for thetr | {Bd ros E And likewise for their salve, We are a band of brothers and Ve crew; | le in our hearts— | Ee MN, Berlin, he put a touch of real pathos, tears and s abo "t help but sce Here and there a lump arising in a (Ei throat, Of moaning sort of coon songs that you lik While W ae I Githert sang a rhyme; |i a ditty called “Love [Ee Time," | ‘That, to use the bowling language, Ei was a strike, here, And then he took his seat and asked ‘ the waiter for s And when th THR eS rv Re the Stom ch is sufferers 1s ) Led to Health By = Single Dose. ie multitude sneor Inc ion, Apps FIvatl a, Auto-[ntoxieat , sure, Pear of Heart Dise i] ‘Ulcers of the 5 “ete.,ete. One di Re has proven successful in thou- | [Bg f cases of Stomach Trouble, This { enormo sale. ites been | |r nded by Physi- if e Supreme Court, | EQ \ » Lawyers, Nur Min- | | 7 » KE . Me 7 i *s Wonderful Ren Thousands say it has saved the als the knife, Contains no aleo habit. | |B forming drugs. FREE booklet on Stom- Ei } ach Ailments. Address Geo. 1. Mayr, | |EQ { Mfg. Chemist, Chicago. Better yet : obtain a bottle of M Wonderful | | Remedy from Riker-I I reliable druggist, who will refund your | |Bd money if it fails. —Advt. 5 iB Jor Best Bargains. ip fer Quick Results Carter’s Fountain Pen Ink in a case of red finished wood. Macy's—Main Floor, 35th Street, Rear, Friday’s Specials for Boys’ Own Week Opportunity equals the demand in this week of weeks for boys, as every Spring clothing need has been anticipated and there's always advantage in Macy's low prices. Young Boys’ Suits, $3.74 Sizes 3 to 8 years. Blue serge and fancy mixtures of all wool make these suits most practical for general wear. The styles in- clude Short Russian, Junior Norfolks and our popular “Wee Georgie.” Clever cut and distine- tive tailoring place these clothes in the class with apparel usually much higher priced. Boys’ Spring Reefers, $3.74 Sizes 214 to 10 years. All wool blue serge and fancy mixtures comprise the fabrics in this desirable collection. Every coat is carefully tailored and lined with alpaca, assuring good service for cool Spring days or chilly boat and motor trips. Boys’ Silk or Silk and Linen Blouses, $1.24 Usually $1.98 to $2.89 How unusual these savings are will be appreciated when you see the lustrous fabrics and fine workman- ship in the blouses. Made by a manufacturer who supplies New York's exclusive clothing shops, every detail of cut and finish is perfection. The patterns are distinctive to this high quality of goods and the tailoring is a delight at this season, when boys’ coats are apt to be off; sizes 6 to 16 years. Macy’s—Second Floor, S4th St.. Rear. Macy’s Invisible Bifocals At Home or ‘I'raveling, what a relief to be able to see objects far or near without change of glasses. What a comfort to have lenses with distant and close vision so cleverly blended i you may read a time table as clearly as you see the distant pills. cementing Macy's Bifocals are ground on the premises either from your own pre- scription or our optometrist will examine your eyes and prescribe the glasses 1 Macy's—First Baloony, Rear = . H’kkerchiefs | “Marchioness” Dainty and Chic | Corsets Each 49c Mean Grace and Poise Two pink brocaded models which ‘ . F have proven to be extremely pop: Something new and exclusive | ular are: the hip confiner with only with R. HW. Macy & Co. are | 80 elastic band above the waist y & line—and that for medium figures, these colored linen handker- | with «low bust and medium length { » embroid- | skirt ‘ ely embroid- | Fieve corsets, which were designed apanese designs. | for style and comfort, have They c » slicate pi afforded unlimited satisfaction . hey come in delicate pink, Be eoectan Special, $1.89 que and lavender. Macy's—Third Floors, 85th Sty Rear ===Macy'e—Main Floor, B4th Stesoos | SATO Low Prices for Spring Weight Bedding The following prices will proye true economy for the thrifty housekeeper, as such low figures are unusual at the beginning of a new season when all stocks are fresh and the market is forging steadily upward. Sanitary Cotton Filled Silkoline Covered Comfortables $1.34 | Comfortables $1.59 Full size and covered with a dur- | Filled with pure white “Snow- able quality silkoline on both sides, | flake’ cotton. Full size, covered Tufted centres and small Persian | with light or dark colored fabrics. pattern. D Si HN Medium Weight Silkoline ute me $2.44 Comfortables $1.74 | ¥ good selection of floral or Per- Full size, finished with plain color | sian Patterns in several colors, cambric border to match floral Plain mull border to match, Full pattern of covering. sige White Fleece Blankets . most desirable for Spring and Summer, are finished binding ateh the pink or blue borders. $2.09 a pair, 72x84 inches, $2.49 a pair. Mucy'e—Busement, Kear <== ' ; For Office, Store or Home , Mahogany Finish Wall Clocks $2.97 A handsome Wall Clock with mahogany finish, at a price that is most unusual, especially under the market conditions of to-day, Solid, without looking clumsy, this clock has a guaranteed eight-day movement. The dial measures 10 inches across, while the case is 13 inches wide, As there are only 100 cloaks in this sale, an early call is advised, SSS SS Macy'e—Main Floor, Broadway —~- blanke Fountain Pen and Bottle of Ink, 97c A useful combination—Fountain Pen, 14 kt. gold point, and bottle of aa RH. Macy & Co.'s Attractions Are Their Low Prices. ACY S Herald Square, Women’s Stormcoats New Models for Spring You need not fear April’s showers if you provide yourself with one of these new raincoats. Not the cumbersome garments of former days, but smartly designed coats of cfavenetted or rubberized fabrics that may be used for traveling, motoring and general wear, as well as for rainy days. ‘The prices are unusually attractive, Rubberized Silk Canton Cloth fashions the model illus- trated, which is a copy of an import. Cut full and shirred at waist-line. Raglan sleeves, roll collar with stitching, novelty corded belt with four buttons. Tan, navy and black. $13.74 Rubberized Crepe de Chine, almost featherweight, makes adistinctly smart model. Yoke back, roll collar, deep set-in sleeves, belted, slash pockets. Yoke lined with white silk. Navy, taupe and tan. $18.74 Storm Coats of Cravenetted Covert Cloth in tan and Ox- ford gray; yoke effect in front; back has deep inverted pleats; broad belt; semi-kimono sleeves. $16.74 Same Model in Cravenetted Covert Cloth, may be had in tan and gray. $19.74 Stormcoats Made of Crave- netted Gabardine in tan Dressy model with very skirt shirred at back, trim- med with bone buttons; deep set-in sleeves; convertible col- lar; side pockets; novelty cuffs. buttoned close to neck; large $28.75 pockets. $14.74 Women’s Stormcoats of rubberized poplin; set-in sleeves, all-around belt; novelty pockets, convertible collar; tan, navy and black. $6.94. aed = == Macy'e—Third Floor, Broadway, Centre = oy New <~? Trimmed Hats At $4.96 Exceptional in Style, Quality and Price ¢ \# Our Millinery Salon is radiant with the brightness of Easter Millinery. Original and novel designs adapted from the French, in addition to our own equally charming models. Women's Stormcoats of Cravenetted Gabardine in tun, navy and black. Raglan sleeves, roll collar that may be Our Trimmed Hats, at $4.96, are as carefully made and finished, as distinctive in style, as Hats sold at much higher ~ prices elsewhere. Our Motto: Maximum of Style—Minimum of Cost. The three styles illustrated are typical of the 300 Hats on display at $4.96 Hundreds of other Hats in distinctive styles at $5.94, $6.89, $8.50. Copies of French Models from $14.89 to $25.50. <=Macy'e—Second Floor, 34th 8t., Broadway Starts Saturday, April Ist 10 to 40 Per Cent. Less Than Original Prices A GOOD INVESTMENT! Many pieces have been reduced to the actual worth of the diamonds they contain, based on the low prices of several years ago. All fine white, brilliant stones of the usual Macy standard. A list of all the articles in this sale, taken from our stock, showing the amount of savings possible, may be had by mail or at the Diamond Jewelry counter, The Birth-stone for April The Diamond is the Birth-stone for April, and this sale contains many moderately-priced picces under $50.00, that will make charming Birthday or Easter Gifts. Prices Range from $19.89 to $694.00 The collection contains an assortment of Rings Brooches Bar Pins Scarf Pins Mesh Bags La Vallieres Bracelets And Here Is What Makes This Sale So Very Interesting A—The European War has closed the Diamond Mines, B—This has caused a great scarcity of Diamonds. C—The shortage, together with an unusual demand, is forcing prices up very rapidly, Buy Diamond Jewelry Now and Save Money. Macy'y—Main Floor, 84th M,, Frond Macy’s Peroxide Hard Water Soap Only one more day of the March Sale at 44¢c a cake. Other months 7c. Equal to 10c grade elsewhere. A year's supply for the average family is 144 cakes. Will cost this month $6.48. Macy'e—Main Floor, Drugs, Rear Spring Is Here and with it comes the demand for White Silk Gloves Macy’s is well prepared to meet this demand despite the scarcity of silks, delayed shipments, etc. To-morrow we shall place on sale 3,000 pairs of Women’s White Silk Gloves Special (pair), 58c Made of an excellent quality Milanese Silk; double finger tips, Paris Point em- broidered backs, round corners, two clasps. Gloves of this high grade are sold elsewhere at 75c a pair. ASpring suggestion: Buy now for future use Macy's—Main Floor, Broadway Top Coats and Tailored Suits for Young Women Mannish suits, severely plain, for the young woman who wants strictly tailored lines; dressy effects of taffeta and se for those who prefer fancy suits—and top coats to please the most fastidious. Macy's low prices are an added feature. Tailored suit of hair-line atripe | Men's wear serge of fine uality serge in navy and black, Medium hions re Arr abag m “on 4 pe navy and black. Bound with length coat pleated below the silk’ braid. throughout, _Semi- waist line and finished with @ | empire back with straight fronts; three piece adjustable belt; | cape collar with overlay of silk. breast pocket, Sailor collar has | Pocketed skirt with braid bound overlay of faillesilk. Tailored skirt | belt: with deep side pockets. $21.74 | Misses’ top coats of Covert aii ; cloth; full loose model, peau de Combination suit of taffeta | cygne lined. Rows of silk stitch- silk and serge in navy and black, | img, at shoulders, cuffs, pockets " and around bottom of coat. Round collar of taffeta forming Notch collar of velvet to match; revers with an over-collar of white i faille; broad belt of serge with : Intge rl buttons, Full taffeta akirt has deep girdle and broad fold of serge at bottom. $28.75 == Macy'e—Third Floor, 36th Street, Front: Presenting Four of the New Imported Blouses Filmy fabrics, such as Paris loves—soft handkerchief linen and sheer batiste, made in simple styles with rows of drawn- work and tiny stitches, examples of the fine needle-art of France, These, with others, are among the new Blouses recently received from abroad, Imported Batiste Blouses in | Handkerchief Linen Blouses, delic ; 1, Joffre | entirely hand-made; semi-kimono J with | sleeves set in with novel stitching; ) eee hand-drawn white batiste collar, orp rondned with teat | deep in the back and forming which is continued down front | Points in front; is beautifully em- and on cuffs. Bound button- | broidered; cuffs to match; delicate holes, $5.49 | shades. $13.74 White Georgette Crepe in » | Charmingly simple is an inex- heavy quality, makes an at- nsive blouse of fine white tractive blouse. Round collar| fatiste. Graduated rows of ing revers in front, is out- | drawn-work on fronts, collar and with black silk stitching; +, with quarter-inch pleats at to correspond, Tiny pearl side. Yoke back; crochet add « sinart finish $8.74 | ball buttons. $3.89 =Macy's—Third Floor, 34th Street == The Separate Skirt a Individual Styles for Misses Our special section devoted to skirts for Misses and Young Women is well equipped with the newest modes of the season. Utility skirts for all-round wear, stripes and checks for the sports’ girl, and lovely taffetas for the dance. Macy's usual low prices prevail. Taffeta Skirts —— full circular | Black and White Striped model, shirred at wai ne, with | Skirts in two wrodele; one of dle; finishes bottom atyle, as ne wide nie Navy and | Yk * The other full jeated of atriped i black $7.49 | with Broad belt of self. GOL74 Full Shirred Skirts of wide wale corduroy in navy, bisque, ite and Copenhagen, | Copenhagen, rose, taupe and i green, Full flare black Large shirred pockets belt in the darker with buckles and straps; adjust shades $12.74 | able belt 94 New Spring Hand Bags 4 Styles—$1.79 These bags are the equal in quality and style of those sold in other stores for either #1.95 or 82.00. Very smart and quite the thing for Spring. \ Moire Silk--pouch shape, fancy | Satin—pouch shape—fancy bro- silk Mning--inner compartment | oade lining; inner compartment; —awinging mirror, ornamental | winging mirror, Filigree clasp. clasp, Pin Seal—tull pleated (iliue | Goat Skin—large bag of fine trated), Deep shapo of gonulne qui crepe grain goat akin, rin seal, Maney sngraves metal Motel frame Inlaid with leather, rame, Ribbed silk lining: purse | silk Ined; change purse, an: and mirror. mirror, —— = Maey'e—Main Fleer, 84th Street, Pront je id girdl i sehen ih ik