The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1916, Page 16

° ESTARLIGHED RY JOSEPH PULITZER. Published Dally Except Sunday by by the Pr w York, RALPH rt LATZER President, 63 Park Row, J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Row sosiirnt PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park R Vatared at the Post-Ofice at New York Bubseriptios Ri to The Evening|For En ‘World for the United States All Countries tn the International Postal Union, wes $3.60/One Year. .... ea .40/One Month. One Year.. One Month . VOLUME 56.. «NO. 19,945 AS IT SHOULD BE. I EGISLATORS pledged to eighty-cent gas for Brooklyn are fur-| - J ; *e, 4 \ll bills already introduced to secure reduction of gas ’j rates for resic'ents in certain sections of that borough will defer to the, Cy, Burlingame b)'l in the Senate, afterward to be offered in the Assem-| 4 4 1 i nish og a first rate example of team work bly as the Burr bill represent the localities to be benefited favor prompt relief for Brooklyn consumers of gas promise to rally to the support of the Burlingame-Burr measure. Chairman Straus of the Public Service Commission has made it plain that, eo far from resenting mandatory legislation for lower gas| rates, the commission expressly urges this method as the quickest way to the desired result. The eighty-cent gas movement, long championed by The Evening World in the interest of Brooklyn, is reaches the final line-up. The fight in the Legislature is properly led by representatives of the people for whom the made. And all supporters agree to put aside minor suggestions of their own in order to work with united strength for the main end. ‘ We recommend the example to the whole body of legislators from this city. Much could be accomplished for the city’s good if all its representatives at Albany would push together, ———__-4-—___—_ If Germany were to punish a submarine commander for sinking a merchantman without warning, would she invite this Government to ¢end witnesses? Or would the punishment be of the well-known pleve-of-metal-pinned-violently-to-the-breast order, which everybody ought to know by this tine without lookin, thus stronger than ever as fight is ——_—24. CARRANZA’S GOOD SENSE. ARRA? trar L\’S decision to permit the United States port supplies to its troops in Mexico over Arny to way lines will save this Government a big bill for motor truck-! Tt had alre: ing. appropriation made available by Congress on a motor traction system | independent of the railroads. On thinking it ove , even the cautious Carranza must have con- The Eve ding World Daily “Magazine, © Publishing Company, Now 63 to Senator Burlingame and Assemblyman Burr All lawmakers at Albany who Mexican rail-; y been proposed to spend part of the $8,000,000) e Thureday ng March 30; 1916 The Answer! 4 Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland Copsright, 1916, by The 'reas Publishing Co, (The New York t SR, where is there happiness, Y DAUGHTER, w © where is there delight, save in Babylon? Babylon, the land of skimmed milk and artificial honey, cold | storage ergs and cold-storage eimotions. | Where cubism, futurism, feminism, Socialism, neuritis, gasolitls, ap pendicitis and divorcitis flourish in all their glory! 5 Where a woman Is known by the dog she keeps | And a man is known by the money he keeps--speuding. Where genius is a matter of dollars, and art is a matter of halr-cut, ‘ Where debutantes paint the rose and gild refined hair. And grandmammas wear pink tulle and @ baby stare, Where home is merely a “rest cure.” | And one wife and a Pomeranian constitute a “family | Whero the question in every eye Is “How much?”"—and the answers “Quid pro quo!" | __ Where the woman in a five-thousand-dollar limousine looketh down upon the woman In a five-hundred-dollar runabout with the scorn of therg | Princess for the beggar maid nterruption”’ “in the SERIOUS ping World), where is there laughter, e | | Where marriage is regarded as an routine. And divorce as the beginning of Ife, liberty and the pursult of happle « ness. Where, {f thou wouldst become rich religion. And If thou wouldst become famous thou hast only to Invent @ newt < ! folly or a new cocktail or a new coiffure. | Y | | GIVE A , thou hast only to invent a new HO was bith hed WILLIAMS 70 | | ? | Where the lingerie and tho hosiery are all-silk. | | erie a . ey $3 500, 000 BR BEs | And the sentiment is near-silk - Where youth lasteth as long as your money—and old age cometh only | when thou hast more wrinkles than dollars. Where it fs not suffictent to “do as the Babylontans do.” But thou must go them one BETTER ~ or be lost In the crowd, { Where love smileth on the young, grinneth at the foolish-~and laugh» eth out loud at the wise. | Where the cost of living {s always just a Ittle more than you make, | And the dollar sign Is the only “sign” in which any one hath faith. $ Where love is a matter of amusement, marriage a matter of chance» 4 een Qn WH () SUGGESTED and divorce a matter of cours | Yet, verily, verily, whatsoever {t costeth to live in Babylon, it is wala. q jthe PRICE! ; | Yoa, eat, drink and be merry, ye Babylonians, though to-morrow ve die! 4 | For lo! it is sweeter to dle in NEW YORK to live forever in NéW, Rochelle! yf Selah. +42 ————— He is great » ig what he is from Nature who never “ape ' reminds us of others, EMERSON ell Dollars and Sense | co-operation in « to analyzing a | : Ps cluded that his Government has nothing to gain by making the job of that of tho high the extensl Gai getting Villa harder or longer for the American pursuers. If the idea! ‘ may be }youde; cheaper and more¢ is that Mexican public opinion will remain restive and resentful as long! punta le hi fi as a single United States cavalryman gallops on Mexican soil, then} findings of ud vter efficleney & obviously Carranza’s best policy is to do everything possible to speed Which: wes Bes) the punitive expedition on its errand, | seh ea \ vent i, marketing iis che lar ‘ es, en - -- = -—- oe ——— a tapply with 1 forve : Phe sooner Villa is caught the sooner Uncle Sam's boys can be) s sh sae ri EOE By : lon of the conan bowed over the border and proud Mexican nerves relaxed tT F H 1 f The Canadian vet Which a y Held of the Baa . | : leals ttings were held st every tm- he Jarr Family The Stenographer fae ut afew a a deal ion Ng ae onty with conditions whieh prevailed | Por’ ‘to. the advanes Brooklyn becomes more and more a bedroom, . liven the —— By Roy L. McCardell —— } -~-By Sophie Irene Loecb-— Up to the outbreak of the wa Mee “and | in circus has announced {t will not show there this year. - Nw | 5 aAninannnanmannnanrnannnnanerrnrbpnnopanennnnien @\ Nino ‘Kauss & In the the ots waa Vi ‘ | i aS 5 4 Jmain, the comt the; tnder the hy of “industrial ate Miastoners: ELL, aren't you gow rlare ashamed of f you do not MAS complaining about [she spelled Elihu Root's name ‘Mihue rvice, mi ‘ 1AN , ‘ ‘oper symt THE LAKE SHORE WRECK. W (or the Hanes this eves [want t0 go anywinie, why don't sou} AN“ heignorance of stenographers. | ut! ana Lashed her what g{throdeh the inch ofS ooh < ning?” avked Mr. Jarr, [say so f god a gut who] she told that was what [had ase | of tases. bringing abow HE rear-end collision on the Lake Shore division of the New iewo covet d don't Want “Now, 1 . ex-| nd yet |Said. Lasked her if she didn't know rmalthe recent advance In the price York Central, which cost at least thirty lives, is likely to be ‘replied Mra, darr 1 Mri Are you} . f general] h Was and she ual Oy urge that teac! : H v 1 lay bridge wit t j i how to| of him, When I - bile school an charged to the atmosphere. Running through a deu ny a cecnieP anked Sth dus, AV t ‘ in , f r services would n TRACE] Bie Bal ont Painlee in all tanec before daylight one engineer slowed down to verify a signal and, find-|don't you want to go? You vel I ' a but when} be further required she wanted mnpsared witht ru al development; ‘ ‘ ‘ ny | ‘ =|/know wh sd her she was not! * ¢ ‘ f rt advocates pw own- ing it set against him, stopped. The engineer of a train behind ran|'h@ ensasement and “Ah Sahat f ie hy . “4 os Wy Aya wasn all mee ae cities! ; 4 home carly because, alit my con ir. Ja as inen neve c y formed for my purp | su wate! on through the murky air, past signals, past the rear flagman of the| oer eet nu conel iin! coll yeu : M hes data hae Na AIR Seah wie Gah ; 1 a ch an water, eas train ahead—and the crash came. Two minutes Inter the Twentieth} play by D Jmo without sw kore t » engagement | 48 OTHER stenographers I could not | Poors heal | ne fleures are giver “L did sf 7 nen ; deny her statem apologized ’ | ndnstrial mergem Century Limited plunged out of the mist straight into the wre | dic make any enga Heal Peele vd makin hou ro| But § had to LET and January, Mrs. I © was so insistent and TE] yourself a ne, I'M wa i Mra. Jarr, “if it we o LU The combination of darkness and fog is the most compelling of thought that polags Pecan edb gies |r Mrs, Ia mon? 16 inks of aha is to blame, t H i ae ana 248 all arguinents for a block system that will automatically stop a train} out of it said Mes. dor Jesease me for a ; 1 saloon our husbsinda | em of education on and eee : ig Ks 4 ‘ He Gn ‘ ‘ out quick regret to say th | « capita that tries to pass a danger signal. Railroad experts should never rest, | ve") Mh Uke 8 - a ee : OA CNRS abutters | sn 5 Slike = SPELLIN ’One may ; in a while, but 1 can seo you 1 \ ‘ uve been begging 3 It : A Dearie venane: until they have found some practical device that will insure safety iN} core to go just because you thin Hl i par ARs mumon Knowledge of EVERY | Havas ye a” eect itial Came by ; ft H ‘ | Rod | subjects should be a part of the cur-{ farming: rm in Canada had beem! this respect, as it can be and is insured on electrified systems like| want to Hut there was no need | tha Hamgles with tho SiBGl ff avapy steno emachihe stand aye oro eee i the eubway. lor you te » hemo cross.” " 1 ' 1 his mouth to nh aaaess i " fu BISHSETAMAISE, jpiment in the prod- K In the wreck at Amherst, Olio, steel 8 again proved Sire who cannut afford to take long | ' , st Ss again | am w to go. You are all rea M n i i : ’ ic , | } | ‘i { ‘ 3 course to acquire such ne ie worth. Fire was not added to the horror. ‘Tho few flames that broke| except putting on your hat, so If you! come, bu you kept late! feebly and sald nothing SE are aneelal tore auiniG | Betty incent Advice to Lovers. : Ait were casily extinguished, Be it noted also that, though the heavily | Premised ty Be and want to Boe shy -t-— - |the office for livelihood just 1 grr seen to me that the young man| Hut T think he tealtates te come Saga, et rm ‘ 1 tous BY op 1h and adversity tries the SYRUS, Ss sho can possibly go thithe he colloquial known as a ' built cars of the Twentieth Century left the rails, no person on this) | + 1 headache.’ complained I i . ane Gd ili vant [oa abe cab ngaalbly gp ull | whe iy golleanially ry | other you in. What shall T do? , of ) vo 6 1 . 5 Lia as ceed —| Perhaps, in the course of ev. “furniture warmer” is a pecutiarl » you to dismiss the young» train was injured, Mire: Jagr, This ie the Unsna Ween | queenuinnenns » | public school system will include lespicable type. 1 don't believe in| sty 1 yoiuie ae Hy Investigation must determine whether the sigr wore | thing in the matrinion ’ : training as is required of the av love at first sight, but aft 1 s 1 the sig ( ath : 7 love Bt, his claim, b eaten en er aUfoEAMed’” Mie {hoe varalin Howte means neta coor os oh F HOW Men’s Habits Began § strsraones ‘in tho intern, now: | endsniy for two oF tires Jou Will be caren cana " fg, nbs rg A 1e fact Mins, however, that) treatment but will suffer in compare 3 jever, We must look the matter square-! young man ought to know w | marriage, 4 ontil trains can be automatically stopped when dangerously close to-| ative silen cael 6, by The Aire atu Co, ett York bvening World ly in the face, | wants to marry a girl Itt Too Vaan ‘ acther, high speed in fog is scarcely more consistent with Wuman| “Os Well then never mul we No. 15:--Clubas \ rnuch that be abolished the! ‘There are hundreds of girls who | jor, or to himself, to go drifting along | © f 8. “ ; 1 ati A | Mr. darr, hastily, "Can 1 gy oat and rik ; sndividuas | Whole yf them, spell very badly und do not under-| 6...’ aye or #ix or seven years | “H.R. W. Mo writes: “T am thire safety on shore than on sea—on fixed rails than on trackless waters | ge tsoiye headache tablets tive Brain N DEON Or OME INAS " ins Were very keen too on| stand a great many words that are| ‘ .r—without a proposal, | teen years old and still in sehaol, Am + ¢ aspirin? Maybe you better Ii y i Ma apation After a while the) dictated to them, jliape oven Ip mes sial or other |! to young to have beaux? . of aspirin’ | i, 1 Dent is called to go in stronger and |” ‘This fault is very easy to overcome. | 1 Ne FOP RAR SF | You are not too young to have way Things would have reached a pretty pass {f a superman aorn @ t . 4 “elubman.” Nobody knows what ]é te yall diction ° kept af a) reasons, may have to be deferred. | erjends, but you should think of them. Ds } ply came. Mrs. darr was clu i | H couldn't snateh his super-secretary from a workhouse cell But no rer APavrahat sible phrases ill . ‘ I's sde, and the moment @ Word is | pip even in that case the young mMan| simply os friends. 1 do not ayrotee weeping as one wounded beyond 9 MEL gavried om to isiven Aer that sho ds not sure about | HUE UCN nT ng circumstance Jof precocious love affairs, Pear aE ——— acenians ever saw m wo read itl some r Was pate s to spelling or meaning she ean| should expla words. | Y Mt 2 He ycith and ask her if she wil . Uittneak eat exclaimed Mr. Jarr.| we wet tho 1 N 1ing young | build a cluphouse for the quie nd copy it correctly, | the s fbsastertacr rats ten! 4f hava/tane Hits From Sharp Wits areas, Reoltt" exvlaimed: MF ; bit down over one | Sy iy nine above t ‘rd tunable Is a 3 | wite ot Sta, wate fre eile et » three or four Nf L do not se@ any reason ’ : ’ «ot handy n i N ple Jelly Free: he last three yeuiel E A man who hasn't many friends isp kissed because er nose gate in the} should et 1 didn’t do anything the elee- ig pat They ily ED- |} ave tl field oleae 6 Mor | Mi setae Ry 5H y ® jonely creature, but he usually! way” must be the proud possessor of | vc ; aint tonto MOM L stagger find nd oldes ' rh oT quired ants. 108 a Pe | ie TD find it very hard 4 inanages to save a little money sume beak eee Oh, EBON wi A ur, Count de Bonne Comp: fund of know ledy vane Lconselonsly Wy he docsnt intend (Up a conversation, So she th : & ae ke replied Mrs. dar, changing her i 1 y rted back in the fitteenth century, | position by ju of the dna Rit WALEN De SOFA > NVinditferent. TP love her dear} Viney call it legal tender, but Ket. Ia Maid, the eye are to one of sudden ferce , ’ sir We up one that tug to-do, and | 4g fault would value any suggestion #1 1g it is certainly tough enough : a noorila), dol mot at wer; and. it 1 Who cannot} es qilten: SA young tnan has| which may remedy thin situad olumbla Htate. | a f ne 4 i to Mn ' 4 Sf members) | | é » toma hn, but Dhaven't| Hf you and your fianeee a ian if she permits him Whours? Lam allt , us, | investors of our modern | bi ee hey | i SUE iis tn ie, He ne new Bu about himself, Pit wea av aad hiete H ' u st Jhey do not take the | told a fi would like | uch as ne Hgushi to 6 fal \ patient? re . vot id interen fn the mat ter ot ne-| marry me, ae w which you might read tomeths | . Jeb | a ie ao 4) y Rue Kee ; as long as somebody doesn’t | Iz sith me Rortant aa a ead) walter | SFO 80: AYaree to pubs) Yeu OP ; i : aOR ry something about it TALEP | eee \ 7 . mg | for themselves that they com. | me! \ ¥ Med r Slides until, as the employer | evening cloth on News. | In bitterly when thes find their) Pn In " - eeeae ey i * tal “TL could stand it no long Humes misspelled in print,--Albi ' \ "1 \ u ihroon set allows) mhon the mit pnder hy te q : an mamend 7 — —— ce || G ie tment ! bat hon the Cocoa ‘Pree or White's | pathies are with the) stenographer, Par PN yas Le . r) 7 id’ brute! Ws Gly or ny be t politieal clubs were started and {etme tt Ney whe dm called forth | 7 Pemmision of Harper & Bretaers) setters F rom the l eo ple aaa wned of your Ne Guused go inueh trouble that | ints the fleld of work long before she | aN math cn aa le Parackl ne A Tine py mn HAR Aue OR DURIHGHa COE Ga IMCTAROYS cea a ji A Wise Rule. Jto run ie ets ‘The person xe ° k upon ho} "7 | sel i \ ne} \ \ \ ) such a]! Tee een such a one ts force ie leaiethiialdent ie acete To the KAitor of The Evening Wor he bade while thee tr ften pe Wite me an \ ne tup that he had to takel go on, year in and year out, at low | methods of practising ec is ; eee hi te Wek ene | bave read with great ‘ wate Ae} Ae oe 4 fi 1 f , elu it bak. Str Walter Scott and Phomas| wages because she has not had the omy ate very simple. Spend |; - A himins tisfaction of pt ae Ree cok | Mrs angle haw gon ' ' ‘ peo id Moore started) the Athaenaeum, | cpportunity of a more fortunate sister less than you e That 18 | dis) ot ite nine ae ‘a fe ait of 1 proper erie! sights and not want | trouble Maing wp a late supper for Us | toe hari | tuiust which Is still one of the classiest | \Worke lhe first rule, A portion should. al- | enriet insect of the proper shor ’ and no in , h 1 Imbs {7 neon ow many a 1 who 1 he firs H ApIEHOR hin) the hat allows such | and t ertain us, and when | tb ' climbs in Lond Yet I know man BIE PE ee et icant the future. The] The ee and wish I could help just a nes to happen ie ANS should | i x mind get nal " \ ‘ » have been all over] had little prepa n Who, with a| Noy ~s be higy ay My Why n hal anak sin pita eapendng the awaken public ventiwent to this | be published fron’ time. to thine wa a! te i i| A Homi had’ a} Httle diligence, and CLO aeee ne inthe Civil. Iw. Tes | before they ate. paused came worthy cause. Now t the winter reminder, We are so apt to forget. | Pies uM con epee Wo ! y wn CATION, hag become con . h nendthrift as akin to the| may never come, dt is practically over, | eup the vast | Let this be attended to be another] start lo say w sorry you are you] neh the poets. The Perfection ean only » by being} gards the sp Ae fe hover e, and in yourseld majority who have been uulldly ine | Winter srora apathen| start to 4 Ee PO ASR F Aue tha thes ‘clually INTERESTED in. the work | lunatic, and frequent ly takes from| you will have taken upon Maa a catheter tite eectuane| cial ever marricd and tha n j a | po i: eae aa thd putting forth every effort to be| him the management of his own) a load of debt which you nour fo dumb frien: N forget it| Te the Baitor of Th a you were a bach hat |e the) o's 1 a ’ ; aer aoulate possible affairs: 1 rid t will Sit upon yor SS BE Bob eee TA eGR tal du a ad ae TARGET AG ih met aval! Jala iia ; ray Fe ace Cult and easily cultivated, | ‘the next rule ts to pay ready| shoulders like the olf man ip Dave come; aod when wo are again) Y., coveduenilcnadt u G E.R yy BO acmowbere togeiber, Lf youl rough work, Zhey annoyed Julius! molat daya, dry iy money and never, op any account, | bad, ‘ ‘ ~- |)