The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1916, Page 14

' pein ‘SMATTER, About Plays aad Players * By BIDE DUDLE observer st would ple O the casu seem that New York tfully supplied w! t Ie Re that as tt may, he butlt fn the the next twe Brandon Tynan Bro’ James K. Hackett to put fota at Nos, 148-154 W eighth Btreet, ? be Now reports are ol Bloom and each ere M pored of } to Sam H. Harris inst ) build involves 4 ty-second Street. Where house will be has not beer Tt 1s understood he is ax several Incidenta total of § of the Candler ing over all tha nd, RECO! 3 has gone to Fi Gprings to recuperate. 0 to be the The thou money fatin panied by A neh 1 owner f pay bim | YiGOTTA NEW CooK BY WAY OF DIVERSION Go RIGHT . There'a a little cottage standing on HER MY ORDERS’ @ green-clad little hill, where the i NOT HAVE. MEAL® olf Missouri's roaring’s’ In the ir. arte Lie THY LA here the ewaligwe too and bil, and |], \ ook SSirrED EM te @ pigsty With @ porker in its lair nD, There's a smell of home-c a bacon ev'ry morn about the place. There's & garden fureing onions in ite loar ™ the kitchen there a mother wi BR dear old I've painted wrinkled you a p. fa | ( - 9 home. 4 am living in the city ina twelve by twenty flat where the milkman takes delight in rattling cans; where the shricks of autos Beunt me, or the yowling of a cat pute that thing wo know as sleep | bage fellow, too; there's the junitor with nothing in his dome. There are other things that pexter—oh, I've Mentioned but « fow—in this place that's substituting for my home. | ‘When I get a} of money (that’s | the same old, threadbare stall), 1 f{ntend to leave the city—cut it out. 1 shall seek that rural haven where the grass is green and tall and the etty Little calfiets frisk about, No, lon't know when I'm going, but Ti surely take the trip. To the Dusy worid IT mean to close my ears, But don't wager on my leaving, for Gust take a quiet tip) I've been @nying this for nearly twenty years. BELASCO IN THE LYCEUM. David Belasco has joined hands with the Frohman Company in the thanagement of the Lyceum Theatre, Jn the future Mr. Belasco wil make @s many productions in that house 4s he can without interfering with his plans for his own theatre, the Belasco, Alf Hayman will look after the business end of the Lyceum nd Mr, the artistic, noun “(WF PossiBLe Belased will take care of an- This move, it , is along the line of f: a wisn of the late C n that his name and tha ir. Belasco be permanently linked In business, as they were years ago. MAKALIF TOOK THEM HOME. Two feminine members of the “Katinka” cast wore released by (Arthur Hammerstein Saturday night. At was then found they had no money Rnd ind homes to go to. Edmund akalif, the dancer, offered to take them to his parents’ house, and tt Was 60 arranged. The dancer tele- phoned his mother and father to ar HENRY HASE WELL HERES WHERE T IN AN Give Tu Yea Bo AXEL‘ LISTEN To THs! LIKE GET AXEL FoR UMPIRE NATIONAL LEAGUE SEMON ANSWER GUICK : JOHN K TENER POP?” WU ALWAN® or ange to entertain the guests, Halt ‘ bin hour tater he arrived at his domi. | Lubin star (a young woman), tile without the young ladies, but |CMilbluins and ts hopping around @ hen on a hot griddl Garrying 4 big hat-box, bWheve are yo © Hippodroine e are your guests, Edmund ? eplied nent for the German- Austrian boys of the “Never Again the bie. The age ts bil Li ‘ 1d, nt “Cap. | chub” would like to know what has ons whiel f ¢ George will p t, “Cap-| happened to the pretty stenographer. ke Racketty Coo" | {ain Brassbound's Conversion” in At-| ag shakespeare would say, "She Number in the show. antic City to-night. T play will a b 1 ” Now, Dick, | open at the Playhouse Wednesday | D&##e8 Us by in scorn.” Now, Dick, NEW PLAY For WHITESIDE night don't be so “nosey he Rambler in Whiteside ts to have a new Claw H Lax to-morrow night. ri Jn France” has written Olive The "J of the "Midnight Frolic’ requestii picture of her. The soldiers say performance next ay night will be in the nature of Cyishton Hale, star of “The Iron film, will Appear in person at ew York Theatre and Annex dian regiment “somewhere has/| o'clock to-morrow, if the authorities like|don't interfere, e's betting he can liberate himself, MAYBE IT'S INDIGESTION. Greenpoint Home News. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, Tom-—Jolson uses only one goat in the play. If you saw two you'd better ‘lay off the stuff awhile P. K.—You're right! mas ng a they If Villa ever GOSSIP. man shell to "Vaudevill “The Co-respondent” will open tn Lyon, who will assume the rere e¢ City Ap nine role in “Robinson FOOLISHMENT. nope oft will act in to-night, is @ Mormon,| The Smitha had @ boarior nemed Hannah, William Fox. Her grandfather had two wives, She | Whe constant — Ramona’ _ begin its engage-|was born in Salt Lake City. We In July went awa te nt at the Forty-fourth st assume that her new position will| The truth was, "the Smiths had to canneh, + pril 6, pay her Mormony, Amelia Summerville H feen in vaudeville In a by Alice Ives called Swim.” The Screen News has 6 announces that t be ty sketch /is to be 16 Social | tie: be swung by th a beat. Jof the big sub: t “orest, laixth Street and Broadway at after which he fi ry Houdini, now at the Palace, 1 in @ straitjacket and m the boom rick at Forty- FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “He's going to file a breach of 12.30! breaches? ALL RIGHT, Nou Cap START TO WORK THIS MORNING- YOUR SALARY wit BE 334 WEEK!) Now EARN (LUSTEM YO (TALK) FELLERS -PRESIDENT OF THE ONITED STATES -WELL, LeTs SEE - How MY MA SANS SHALL WE SRT MANGE IF I, 1M ON THE i. WORK HARD ILL 5 Be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SHE IR VETERANS LAYING PLANS TO HAZE ANEW RECRUIT ABOUT TO JOIN THE SERviCe. LP 1018 Prem Pubnetng Co Of, T Dremtng Word.) OOO ESS. GAG ~ THE ONLY THING THOSE KIDS HAVE NEVER YEAH- ars tT } WE JANITORS WISE AND HELL Heve THE o KID LOOKING ALL OVER THE BOILOING OUR OW LITTLE EGC PuzzLe- ) PUT THESE LEITER TOGETHER ANO NOOLL SEE WHar IT 1S THAT MOST NEN ARE VERY FOND OF- STICK TO 'T, Bacau te ITS AHARD Onrrrnem. 1914 enters vaudeville they'll change the had one, but it was shot to pieces by| tame of that form of entertainment we | Raitor “Penner and & A Povnming On SOME HUSBANDS CALL THEIR WIVES “DEAR"— The “bonds of matrimony” are a p What ix the best definition of a hypocrite? “an Who criticises othera for drinking os 6 Tit cet You 1GURE (T Nour seLt FEF FER—We Guess He Will Let His Wife Straggle With Hilda After This! " NOW “HILDA"=WE ALWAYS ¥ wang Warne EVERY DAY Of} AN WE SEE A Gome “Year doun — we ACCEPT Aime and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday, March 27, WHAT DO FoLIrs iO WHEN THEYGO Swist,on Just titre Tdar TX oe —AN’ 1F SOFT! X Midd TH FIRST Tele ICE, By Bud Counihan we ~ ne um al) 2 re Now wots ., THA MATTER ( 4 Pepper and Ssqit PASSED BY HAZEN CONKLIN Coprright, 1918, Prem Publishing Co, (N.Y. Rrening World., Sooss Od PROTEST. AMOS CRABB SAYS—"There's some swearin’ off done in thts orig by folks with strong minds, but there's more of it done dy folks tly weak stummicks. “Spring fever” Is an ailment which le he folks who have it do not seem to wi lly endured; t to have it cured, 't any use, a legitimate excuse! oe Just by the way she smiles a woman can make a man worship the ground she walks on, or wish she was six feet under it! each wary bachelor will run a statute mile rhe meets a pretty girl with that “engaging smile.” ee eee Just about now a whole lot of folks are wishing their leases ran out in May instead of October, which is why landlords are superstitious and be- lieve in signs, “Young man,” her father sternly said to Bill, who would his daughter wed, “Before | yield you Mabel’s iT That you can furnish for your wife the grei You say she'll have a limousine—but oan you buy her GASOLINE?” hand I'll have rly understand it luxury in life, 4s 6 @ 8 8 8 Falter “Papper ani Batts" Tam about to take a sen trip for my health, How can a person on a | boat tell whether or not he ts going to be seasick? H, 1, 6, Don't worry, When the time comes you will have inside information, ce 2 © @ | Rattor “Pepper and Ba Is a decide a bet, 1 only know that it has one anim * ‘horse radish” an animal or a vegetable? Pie ase answer this te .. O, Mf trait Cory At difes. . ON and carries something on th “¢ Before the letters in this egg were scrambled they spelt the name of something which has contributed to your education. o 8 See if you oan put the letters together again so that they will epell what they originally did. The scrambled letters in Friday's egg spelled “TYPEWRITER.” WHILE Hers PAY| THE BILL witHouT| oor investment if the interest stops. . & 6 PENN KIDDING THE PIPE SMOKER Y ANTE SAY WHAT Do You BURN IN THAT — Sort COAL OR ; BRIQUETTES? | | Some Booy PEN A INDOW Ww (FEEL FAINT ; a HEY EDDIE, ees Pe ON WITH THE tear HELMET HE'S REMINDS ME \ STARTING ANOTHER OF THE “OME ATTACK WHEN “THE Cio TANNERY y BURNED DOWN {7 She Had a Reon. D in the home of the Smyps, One| morning on going to tie kit-| chen Mrs, Smith noticed that Ainah looked as if she had been tanglet up with a road roller. “Why, Dinah!" exclaimed sh, | “What in the world has happened t. “Was me busban’,” explained Dinah He done went an’ beat me ag’in, an’ " fo’ nothin’, too!” Again!” cried Mrs. Smith, with in- creasing wonder, ‘Is he in the habtt of beating you? Why don't you have him arrested?” ‘Been thinkin’ ob it seboral times missy,” was the rejoinder of Dinah, “but [ hain't nebah had no money to pay his fine."~-Atlanta Journal _ Sudden Generosity. OSES Schenkstein and his fam- | ily had recetved from the baker's @ far larger ple than the mean little thing Rachel bad sent to be cooked, To Rachel's great astonishment, he helped her first “Vell, vell, Moses,” she sald, “ve |hat been married now nearly thirty) man ac | year, and dis is ze first time you haf INAH SNOW was a coed cook | served me first.” It wha ner, ma t Tit- Bits. “Hush, ma tear,” replied Moses; “hush! 'T know vell enough dot der OSTRICH OF. ANARONDAWED } )