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sic [acees < PSETABLISHHD BY JOSEPIT PULITZER. Padlished Daily Except Bunday by the Prose Publiening Company. Nos, 63 to ark Ro ew York, RALPH rv “LITEDR President, 63 Park Row. J, ANGUS SHAW, Tret 62 Park Row. JOSHPH PULITZER, Jr, 6 Park Row. vec is Matter Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second Gubseription Rates to Tie ee Tineiend end the Continent and World for the United States All Countries in the International and Canad Postal Unton. . Cre Year. + $3.50] One Tear. eee One Month. + 20! One Month . VOLUME 66.. 56... vee vee sveeees NO, 19,942 THE STRAIGHT PATH IN MEXICO. O THE question “Is Progress Being Made in Drawing Cl we es of La Ame and the United States?” " un ity f mided wita ila ‘ Declaring that afier \ © world “will shift from the banks of aines to the banks of the Hud eon,” former United States Senator Theodore K. Burton added: “All the countries of the New World must meet the new condi- tions with a spirit of co-operation and good will. We should estab- lish regular sailings to carry mail and freight on both the Atlantic, We should enter South America with the same | and Pacific coasts. detail and energy that American manufacturers have shown at home We welcome the nations of Latin America to the council tables of . with us, will ocoupy a new and very nations; we are assured that the y enlarging position in tlie Pan tions, howere At this moment gaze in an effort to guess exactly Let us not forget that. The pursuit of Vill territory is a delicate matter not only because of Mexican public} opinion and the character of the Carranza Government, but also be-| cause every South American republic stands ready to judge or mis- | | wor American compliments of t convineing. , are me n American narrowing their what we are going to do in Mexico. La republics are by United States troops through Mexi judge us if we give so much as a finger's-breadth of ground for the, old suspicion that we long to rule this hen This is another strong reason for heeding the President's warn sphere. ing to all parties and persons to avoid “traffic in falsehood” regarding! the situation in Mexico. Government of the United States and the de facto Government of Mexico, in order to raise the cry of intervention, is not only seriously to complicate our task there, but, more than that, to risk losing the | hard won confidence of every watchful neighbor further south. The pursuit jof Villa must be conducted to the end as a simple punitive expedition without ulter It must be made plain r motive, that the President, the Congress and the people of the United States | an civilities might | Otherwise Pan-Ameri regard it as nothing more. as well cease. a te “There will be neither victors nor vanquished in this war, We cannot bring dur enemies to their knees any more than they can Germany. Europe is steering in the direction of utter im poverishment and bankruptcy, What sense is there in @ contin. uation of the war?” The Reichstag shouted down the member who asked this question. But nobody scored a knockout on the question itself. ‘To foment misunderstanding between the | The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday. March 27°? 1916 , iIMen Who Fail RHE belts, “Il take a day off wnemever the boss does.” Of Stories Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces By Albert Payson Terhune + The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). | HOP-FROG; by Edgar Allan Poe. ; f OP-FROG was not his name. But it was a Utle of derision given him by the King because he was a dwarf and so hideously mig, shapen that he had to hop, instead of walking ke other mer Hop-Frog was the King’s jester. Which shows the sort of 1910 the King enjoyed "! very one court lourhed at Hop-Frog. Every one but Trippette « wondronsly pretty and gentle girl, who pitied him, In return for he er adored her, ‘ The King was planning a masdue ball. He bade Hop-Frog to euggea some novel feature for the masquerade. The dwarf's brain did not worl nimbly enough along these Ines to sult his royal master, and the Kin flew into a murderous rage against him. Trippetta interposed to save the luckless jester from punishmend The King, in fury, hurled a goblet of wine at her. As she shrank back & pain, a sound like the growl of an angry dog broke in on the turmofl o None knew who had uttered this menactng sound, Least of af ect Hop-Frog. p-Brog atoned fop the King a rea pity, the poor the room did any one su Next day He his former stupidity by suggesting & y startling novelty for the masque bal A. Startlin He proposed that the monarch and seven of his most ‘9 hated counetilors should distutse themselves as hug DM | apes; that they should be chained together and bi driven into the crowded ballroom by the Jester himsels ™ i dubious, until the crafty Hop-Frog said: uty of the game leg in the fright it oc roared the delighted King, “Oh, this ts exqutattel” added Hop-Frog, “are to increase the confusion by thet supposed to have aped from your keepers, rushing & casions among women. ns," You are Hop-Fro od the costumes of tieht-fitting and shaggy flax, sate rated with tar, ‘The King and his seven councillors donned this garb, ane the eight were fastened in a clrele by a strong chain, ‘Thus arrayed ey dashed, ho , into the ballroom, The panic of the guests was a pure Joy to His Majesty, The egh ned monsters darted wildly through the throng of scared dancers, Bu suddenly all eight were brought to a jarring halt. From the celling ekyligh hung a huge chain, to which a chandelier was usually attached. Thi chandelier had been taken from its hook. And now Hop-Frog deftly caugh up the chain that held the ejeht maskers and fastened it to the hook at th end of the lelier chain he ie Ree ati sprang upon the latter chain, which bega slowly to move upward, drawn by a windlass on the roof, above the ope: skylicht. Up went the chain, Up with it went the eight men. The othe guests pald no heed to their yells of terror, thinking it all a part of the game Presently the King and his seven councillors were hanging high in th air, Hop-Frog squatt bove them on the chandelier chain. While the; screamed for help, and while the dancers sttll looker up, laughingly, a n, Hop-Frog touched each of thy The Dwarf's Revenge. eight with @ lighted torch, garments burst into flame, The tarred flax of thet t saint accu tauind ates And now, above the cries of the tortured King arose that fierce dog grow! From Hop-Frog’s throut it issued. Glar the blazing bodies, he snarled are a great King and his couneillors—a King that did not scruply defenseless girl, and his seven councillors who abet him. Ar for myself, Lam simply Hop-Frog, the Jester. And this 1s my last jest.” With another growl of hate, he climbed upward to the open skylight and vanished. ing down ¢ “He to strike They that govern most make the least noise.SELDEN. When a Man’s Married}: — By Dale Drummond | eneecremneoenpapenaiemasemenee > r T i F g T h J F e | Copyright, 1916, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), UNPREPARED. | he Office Force e Jarr Family avn taetER XV. ($8, late, She, M,ettaty, emnmmal IVPRAL times it had come arn ; > » won't stand it! HE freight tie-up on railroads in this part of the country | -— By Bide Dudley —— | —— By Roy L. McCardell — Robert with force that Jane Rot LR aR anake aerlipe be seems to have reached a point where nobody is big enough | i v more discontented than before} 1 am slaving at the office to give te Eeniailt ! ody is big enoug! | Conyright, 1816, by ‘The Prem Publishing Go, “The New York Eveuing World Consright, 1910, by ‘The Htrms Publialing ¢ jew York Breniag World e had a maid, How was know | them { need for other thingl / ac! ‘ : 21 ity ¢ Noa a . land yo me she won’ pe g haschage 6c * said Popple, the ship- r thought it best to KR. JARI had finished his Break | Is this all you've & Boile 8 t the time she used to put in doin sod Hee She an eae { The most that railroad representatives and merchants’ commit ping clerk, as he tossed a ain. Turning the fast nd Was reading the} and st!’ ework she now idled away envy-|""“you know she in a good cook, en: ; : " P ‘ ne erapher he i: 'T saw you morn sper before golr I's an awful b exclaimed’ Mr . vel ft lthat you ls bet tees can su it is more embargoes and further restrictions o: » newspaper aside and pre-) jig re iss Tillie. a bie paper t a he clothes and jewels of the} that you enjoy your meals te i gges ‘ and further restrictions on the eered do bs Gs eth, 'T tee tatters. Hb ited Pili You were! downtown, when Mra, Jarr remarked | Jarr gave it a studied glance. women with whom she associated? |than when L ¢ Kea th * ies a e i A ” yaits o e st t — shipper. China is a republic again, That means] That’ was my cousin,” replied the| Very sWeetly: “L've h surprise for} “I should say it 18 an awful bi 1 e was worried, anxious. He | You dont do, something to make he Three months ago The Evening World expressed the fear that! the country is through with kings.” bignde: Rice cen sana ee dear.” s Mrs, Jarr past beef 32 cents had no insurance a short |cross, It's Just your mean_ selfish ¥: cy eran 1, you Miss Tillie! said M is her ohicken we Had | {imet h « due, | ness es you we the railroads were utterly unprepared for prosperity, For the past! poh 20 isn't,” said Bobbie, the} pyimin How often ove 1 told you not to|* and Asan on a Be i time Refers ond tha:nremlisa wa du | Bet u that makes you want to upse . office boy. “Miss Primm knows that old cousin| bUY anything for me, de T) VORCrany WES Pies AN everything | so had not-the money to meat ih ane. ce soe dinnen when you Saoaee year or two they have been so busy impressing the count Yowith their) “ves, it is. Krom now on tt will] Bax." said Bobbie ' appreciate these ittile attentions, of |f!86 so dear.” more, did know where lt was to land Jane, sobbing audibly, started t grievances that now, amid a tremendous rush of profitable traffic, | Dave a President, ; noure Atl little fool,’ the pri-| course," Mr. Jarr replied, “but I | “We should eat more re-| come from unless, forlorn hope, Jane! leave the table. they find themselves bewildered, paralyzed, their freight yards “But there'll still be a ‘king’ in e Y oor ae “Hore| have you denying yourself simply to 1 Mr, Jarr. | had saved She greeted him by| "come, Jane, Gente) ack. 90, sort , ’ ) Peking.” © ‘ MD acti macaometning Lannie weed ‘Fish? You don't like fish, the! saying tobe fo soothe, choked, their lines tangled—through sheer lack of practical planning Robbie thinks that’s funny,” said said the boss, as he} «wait till vou see it,” said Mr Jren don't care for it, and, be La understand why you can't eee ae Wa og the and preparedness, Misw Primm, private secretary to My eee re Tae OR Vass, Hts wil surprise f sus dear as meat,” said Mra, eet home on ume. I'm sure George | could not afford to do as they wer For eighteen months ay 1 \ Snooks, the boss, no attention “Mas aman AMUSE iff pert pledBRiLcne” Me 0 Dey you di been ng dine ng OD bis aalary, ne Yeh ete ontis taey have had every chance to caleulate ‘ sp Miss n put perhaps not a pleasant one ere aa, ; the way you do me, This having din- | would endure almost apything rathe to d 4 he 10 |The eturne 4 iff le mM ed Mr. Jarrstner go inte ne . , Gipiatect clita war anne White ahinnieh ee ie 10. him and perkapl ny iy at : | That's good," re uurned Me. Snooks.| 1 191" And handed Mr, Jarra " aM [ner so late nearly every night 18 Ket [than to coustanuy cmarrel with Jane . ll ‘i | one 9 F om Sheap Jokes. | vappy if ahe rt Mind to meat (olin of paper, oD ella) We GB dane “I'm not silly, and I don’ ve yo dustry after industry taking on new life. They have seen mills and! BY the way, Mr. Poppie, doesn't ir] Pably If she has you around to make vile L f ular iT Jo have vegetables, und you] knew you had walted every alent: if] love me any more!” the woman's eter ° q "1 “Why, this is the butcher's bill!" kne ‘ou had waited @ 1 rep! ‘ factories running night and day. ‘They have known th seem that the Chinese have been] With that the boss disappeared in ‘ P eer Ret wich them, and they are dear) my memory doran't fall me this ix | DAL Teply to man’s objections, ight a ay. e known that sooner or! g, \ 4 ared in} said Mr. Jarr, “I thought you at- Ai See emery, i. I want you to be sensible, Jane, r doing a lot of talking lately about | bis private office : nis time of the year,” replied Mrs. rst night in two weeks I have | do love you, and I realize that house later huge quantities of goods would have to be moved. ‘Terminal | revolutions and such?” “That's once Mr. Snooks hit it| tended to all bills “And you had egy this morn. | Been home promptly at alx-thirty work 1s hard and annoying to you, ths conditions in this city and at other points have been no secret. a.) "Yes, quite a lot seactly right,” murmured Hobbio,| “So 1 do,” replied Mrs, J t | iy ad are kicking about them.’ peor sey acane. eB the same | Yor an et ake ih You were ‘ange cilities for handling freight at piers and railroad stations at this port, alle t iH rou 2) ior ET Oe hin ton arin yaround and se i “ a eee but we PEAR OBOE: Ole DARE Obs nae, ee One an rene Tel. "rdon't want todo that, deat Ot | gested Hobbie, entirely unruffled b: nim ‘ou shut your mouth? o need your attention, You re- ante aAld ME. Jaan, oe Bin ata sma. | Fel conflicting lighterage methods in the harbor, limited trucking service! Mia Primm’s denunciation by} ghe retorted BRON marked as Siena thems RAIA ME ZaRe him ean in that namby-pamby|¢an't you. realize that T have som : , cking service | Miss f r 1 t ald, ‘Is thi woman is beyond me, ‘This dinner is|ehts? You make it very hard tc —all these things have been loug familiar to railroad officials | Say,” came from t blond sten. -+- - 1 said, ‘Is this all! but that) stone cold, and its all your fault! | me formsetenien J wore Fare oe one ‘ er “that's a ot only that, Kate will be so eros 0) ovr eed A pea Yet now, in a flood tide of traffic, one would think that every| men few seconde "te eon it tek He who ercuses himself accuses himself.—MEURIER. wre T knew had ne NRPS Pedr Pe a aad Pinal tery Was et Ri vied | A ould think that eve ea few weconds to get it, bu caked Ags i dare to speak to her. | ful, happs . condition were unforeseen, every difficulty a new one! “| gee ‘the point, all right. Bobbie, meses ee nee area PCOS iden " 1 A 4 hicnen soe talneenimurt ate tock | abl Wieaaa Fe Nene 490 crepe ri , " culty a one! Pitre S tent init 4 anybody, a change your dinner hour to 7 o'clock | able instead of being ero q Has prevision ceased to be a re fi + wailras 4 o | “Rot! snapped Miss Py “Het H * Ga hanes a) beakiant a0 We are so busy at the office,|tressed over a servant. We can't # ' ceased to be a requisite of railroad management? | ,y Ret! SnAPDe Miss Primm, “Ite'9 ow Men’s Habits Began}! mk ful we have a breakfast wo] yor the next two monte —You| ford to keep her anyway.” —_——_4 = ____. at midnighte” oi . replied Mr. Jarr Yow, this is our busy time of year."| “So that's what all this Jong epeec No i ruaene “ baeaaaanonnnnatinanennenanenmneeaanaaccanaatananas maranvadeanaad al a ‘ , ast Was by your plate,” “Half past six is late enough. Any-| means. You want me to let Kate go As regards the future of boxing in this State, Saturday's HOORRGcaR I a Mineiene aah twaine | iany 1916, by The Ltmaa Publishing Co, (The New York L:vening World), Jare u see, you com-| way, Kate wouldn't stay if it were (To be continued.) Mfe-sized bout left the prospect undinmed. Which was the getting Into another rumpus. Letea| No. 14~Fishing. name the bronze age and metal hooks. piain and thins I waste the money, | ea ets eeu te tr bi oteanant, "tte ny the HEN Sou 8 Whe moun ainal try Maly can ket ie deue and set it do tes't0 economize vos WWit, Wisdom and Philosophy papers & mute widow of Greane, | some day next July slip ‘ ten ault fi ! ig eee | i, haw fust m ed a mute Hone : y 4 old) Beypt find faul of living has a a sj H ite F pep Sh Wi Ha haa dust mute million oa aislety up to a deep pool and show 9 en about town posing | just exactly ed the last few MISTAKEN ESTIMATES. | interest in everything that regards “Quiet wedding, eh? murmured | Uk over Ene edge, Down below n fishing put thelr outfit was) years,” ' By Fraser Tytler. Ge } NM 3 ses arp its 0 mired av owt Sie uns at“wi Bu Artareek trl nora. wapas. PSNR a: soijeg ac. ompusta actor ten eufntren nas | Misti seals Paaeate an @ Ost boys would never learn to, isn at's needec onc 00) lr , lneueelaan . Pighted ubout A. 1, 300, tolls of fy nd my replied 3 of knowing o' ¥ . “4 awim if they waited until their mo a: (ha cuasooe mnie Se eich eneee rularen;: | housekeeping ate Suddenly | ishing, and. there's an ol roman de, | darr, “What are we going to do on recommended by the | poses of such a person have been era thought them old enough to no to s.~Albany Journal ment, “What will they be?” jthere come @ sound from downstream iption @ trust magnate . ) wondel some of those moralists of ail ages and its at- | tended with guccoss or his virt the water.—Macon News ee mmuters, prob! 1 Robbie a ferryboat running amuck, private hing lake, But it wa: gens rae 4 Inculeated with that ear-| tons followed by reward. This riper ee It helps the world a lot just t Well, for | goodness sake,” the nthe cause of t until a hundred years ago that 0!5 Ape Ra tee ania te both ao EET RS ene Sel te tent eras ie the world a lke st to wa ell, foi oodness — § | ‘ he nti 4 «lred ye ago ae nse the d te e hic 8 bol con- Many & obs-ovlinder map rides |'9 help it.—Baltimore us ®tlviond sang out, “Doewn't it beat alj| heaves in sight. 11's the &ny number of men began to go into, Mrs Jar 1 suppose they had to|nestness which implies both @ con Jof the heart, which , ivon with around in an eight-cylinder auto | Lie A how that kid thinks of jokes? He's | man on bis tWo weeks’ y fishing for the fun of it pay t prices for meats 1 vege-| viction of its high value and @ sen) 18 which is bestowe: 2 pesbile,—foeron Pranscript The man whe is always Wwisting his A Kreat sense of humor. Keep it| Sik upholstered rod and There's a bit of fietion by Theoeritus | tal I they had to charge accord- | of its difieu 1 ss G | mustache abould never grin when ha {P| | ee Ree t telling the dream of @ chan who ingly, People wouldn't pay the prices! In estimat the characters of | evund fae eictin as: of bye When @ cranky person bas a lot of [Philadelphia soraghc Peg, sin atrald See anging Limln Splat th overs | LNB NE Bead pooked a solid wold Hs ayked and so the places had to clos®.”| other men we are often sensible of @| concomitant approbation, The sasi Poot ian kee Ae WITS URINE called aa aa: much of his joking 1 ir | tock, he reaciie alenea tie Wasn't at all bad (or the Hood of fx it Sash't that," replied Mr. Jatr. great revolution in our opinion, The | instances of generosity, of humantt \ entre \, Ay “ut no Hows his own woake | Ron as complain ree |slips and nt c st in} ey romances that has followed, but “It was given oul that no one could) same yy n Who at one time posses- or en ial Pec N ete gion ee recont ese tveryh " su fu ) uke no comments whatever on his | Water Bore s Ace a ’ an musth ve too eynles su t e ess 1 evening C95.) 5 probation or este ve A fine appearance wo ict toe todo Wa ila foole—|Ailclomss “Maybe helt bee” ie|a bird, It's ean mgt i ‘fetions the Dine! froin pine Anete Mb) to va alee vi Fe ios arate | Cae Writ “the, iving: ia] —— ; aera 8 pe be ee ' Dd et ‘ s refused to be dictated t0./ haps become the object of our aver-| intercourse with the ng. — | more conservat n his output enjoying bin und hare sufe. | written fish. Our honored} ds 1 f a competitor ts A good acheme,” said Miss Primm earliest lishing was nothing but | leader Walton, seems to atill 1 to be known and people! sion. ‘Che man whom formerly we | Jealousy of a p Letters From the People ‘Mayhe we can squelch him, Did you arnest ifort to secure aM unre | be in the lead in the litcraty end of| wouldn't go there, We never went| disregarded us of & weak understand: | auperable obutacle to esteem. wets) read, Mr. Spooner, of how Geraldine | me ou can picture to yourself athe game Ricicwett ‘ing We afterward discover to possess " Ahoy! Cantentas: Farrar, the movie actress, Kissed her| Kentloman of n years ago.) [t was in 1857 that W. C, stewart | UC! meee considerable abilities. Ho whom some | No jealousy. " : . 7 » " vould have to have : : ed | The effect of this change tm To the sane 1 f pas husband, Blue-Tellegen, on the stage | Who'd never heard ok and line,; touched off a bomb with his book 1 would ha > hay unfavorable circumstances have led 1 read recently » is a deal Seer oe young, (wf & theatre the other ARN? lying fiat on the hanks of a lake g | boosting the “upstream” wtyle of elie |there, Just. the >” said Mrs, Us to suspect of a deficiency In moral j opinions in eubstantiating, éf T did eC sine abaut the peat anen\s in “Morey got ne. pate loi et a tyteadh About Ht.” She leaped fetuby in his hand. Hresentiy a bulls |ing for trout, and for yeara men ur by the time we pay for What we| rectitude may afterward on a more |#0, 4, Gb" Ween Yon the dene girl and the Christmas rush, Why not! Their parents supported them, Lwent | wasn't I : PANSOr | ily face above the water. Caretuiie [to have been right. Another nase jeat home we have no money to dine! ihe moat scrupulous Integrity ‘The | Reredn who wae well known $0 a say a word for the pour shipping) tie husinere [woth and E loved | eNot at nih sald Bobbie, “It's [raising Mis club, our chap brings ity hasn't been settled: What in blag frequent experie of these errors i | oi vcter when alive with that Gacka cf the seed and fertilise Niadead sine’ Dappy igs ©On-) Leap Year,’ down with a smack. If luck is with | does a fish think a salmon fly is? It ren 1 Mr, Jarr.! judgment will evince to us the folly We 'now entertain of him. Hie houses? Everybody pute. off spring {ouch ware amave wlad Thad chosoa) “iy the way," said Popple, “that |him he knocks the block off the Dull: | isn't like any fly that cver flew, but Was trying to get a new) and danger of an implicit reli OD: farce and defects are now amosatane por a pte Lh i" one i! y at 1 find here, in Am-=| actor's name is Lou-Tellegen head and 4 fish will bite at it vereoat, but - supy We'll our own opinions, will inculcate &|payaly esteemed, On the opping ti ne last poinute 9 your ‘ou, my h discontent. T have asked | “Well, at of tt lemanded Miss} But th uncertain | Nets seem to be older than hiatory pay the bute he salutary distrust of their foundation | the memory dwells with peoullar Barden shopping early!” 1 would re- | girls in stores why were comp! Prim I was merely joking when| work. made a |The most up to date thing in this line |added, “ileve's twenty d nnd a conviction of the perverting | ion and indulges @ mel spect{ully suggest that an observance) "can you go elsewhere and do bets} fv in Bly line, fron is the big affair the steam trawlers | After he was gone Mrs ele | influence of our ruling passions and | ire in. bestowing ite @ribute ¢ of this hint would be of distinct ser | ter?” "They said "No, hen Tsaid| "Miss Primm is such a cut up," [ tied it te the arp bit-of | drag behind them. And over on the phoned the buteher that ly prejudices. And this is no inconsider- | {nprobation, Gn the att oe Wee to the suburban population. | If| “learn ty be content and work hon: | wail Hobbie flint and covered that with bait. ther side of the Atlantic these days, |her somebody else's bill by 4) able advance In the science of self- | mrow the vell of charitable ( whey wait G4 ne ie buy their marde y and we your employer and} "That will de, young man!” snap-| was 1 " hooking anything. | when you never know wh you 1 paid you yesterday and have the, knowledge. tion, We reflect on our own fh seeds, &c,, U ey Will Bot pe able to ge ow notice it and your time will| ped the private secretary. ‘The less| But if a wallowed the bait (hauling UP a mess of cod or a mine rece i account,” she said. In the perusal of history or of the! we find apologies for enother in them promptly, and this will mean a come, 1 know Take my advi ou say the better U'll like you stuck in his gizeard and you could | big enough to pulver he Wool-| All that day at the office Mr. Jarr/ more limited pictures which bl-| weakness of our own aes consequent loss to themselves, you must wail your time, so be con- weas I'll keep talking all the} yank lim out. Seashore fellown used | worth Building \ NBS Levan AlSeOUPRe eT eeerameeue al phy presents to us there is no! pute the error of the GARDENER. tent. J. BR. | time, thea,” curved pieces of shell, And theg| exciting sport, ‘ep the bigh cost of living. * | reader who does not take @ warm the imperfection of the *