The evening world. Newspaper, December 20, 1915, Page 16

Home ahd Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, “*S’MATTER, POP?” : Sammy’s Sayings CAN You Beat THAT PICTURE OF SERIOUS Tickce o! JASSED DAD Vow wel ‘FARE SO/NG TO SPEND RMAS THIS YEAR. - WE Said “; Don'T “Didn't you ever ask any one?” “Have you ever felt any interest tn “ y that Ihave, alr.” pat yon onahe fe be interested,” permiated the Ce gee “I presume worosmed the hundreds of | MUST HICE THESE 1 ave that.” CHRISTMAS THINGS a you never asked what it was) BUT MEW ARE ay . INQUISITIVE CREATURE! ‘the at shook his head and ESPECIALLY BL! nauved'a sit, and was about to er herself to the education of the negro in a Southern school told one of her small scholars to bring a bucket of water from the spring, : “I gin't @wine fotch no water,” he whined rebelliousiy. ae west lot of recruits the ser- it had ever had to tackle, | He worked hard at them for three hours, and at last thought they were ing into some sort of sbape, so decided to tost them. \ “Right turn!" he barked. Then be-| Fj ‘Yore they had ceased to move camo| F another order: “Left turn!" HI One, yoke! left the ranks and made toward the barrack room "yelled the sergeant ly. “Where are you off to?” ‘vy had enough,” WE FEAR KIDSBURG'S SANTA CLAUS WILL SPEND A BEARDLESS XMAS ND AXEL—Who Would Think a Little Squirrel Had So Mach Intelligence? —Tt Served Bill Right—cnl We Hope Mary Makes Him WEAR Them! —Lik _Mo nda “PEMEMBER I WARNED YA HEY FLOoEY , Loox! SEE DAS TAME SQUIRRELS CHASING ME! VUN OF 'EM BANE TRY TO BITE ME “Too! o Ww! Moe. OF (tT THIS 1S a rn RETIRE aS y; December 20, 1915 rt we By C. M. Payne “ou CaN BUY YOUR By “Dwig”| Never Had ’Em. LD Dick was an old plantation O darky. He was rarely if ever! sick, and he always claimed | that It was the way he had lived. One day as he was walking down the street @ local merchant, taking ad-! vantage of his ignorance, accosted him thus: “Dick, one of your best friends has just told me that you have ancestors of the worst sort.” * DOOOODODDHOSHOS’ GOOHOHHHOHHADHBDOSODS: FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY GOAT DIS: “Now, look heah, Cap'n Gawg, I doan want to hurt nobody, but I jes’ want to know who dat man was wot tol you, and I sho will go atter him) ‘cause he done gone and ‘sult me. Me got ancestors? Why, cap'n, that’s as big @ ie as was eber told.’ I nebber had nothin’ tn my life but the mumps and colic,"—National Monthly, ———————_ Tinted Polygamy, HE old negro had been arrested tor “having more than one wife, the last woman being the complainant. He happened to be well known locally and an orderly chan. acter, “How many wives have you had?” demanded the Judge, * e “Six, yo honab,” was the reply, “Why couldn't you get alon, them?” the Judge insisted, iF wite “Well, suh—de fust two spilled white folks’ ¢lothes when Mae wesnee um; de thud weren't no cook; de fo'th was jes nacherally lazy—en' de fit— I'll toll you, jodge—the fit, ahe”— “Incompatibility?” the court sug- gested. “No, yo" honah,” gaid the old slowly, ‘it worn't nothin’ lak’ dat, Yo’ jes’ couldn't get along wid her unless wus somewhare ¢lse.”-—Case and YOU CAN HELP HIM OVER IT, CHAPTER XVIII. s THE boys = further West the country ame wild, rocker. At one place they found the earth torn up by the goat! hoofs, They also found some tufts of hair. There were no other tracks, and it was not until morning that they dts- sored that the goat had been attacked 7 To solve this G Join the dete with sporti 4 each cha: ies when the last chapter | walt have a. thrilling mysten steoe senescent crt r XIX, next Wednesday. wes inten —____ His Advice, | QQUIRE PERKINS bought a cats IS one day and endeavored to lead | , %t home with @ short rope, For greater eafety he tied the rope around his own body, The calf got frightened and obstinate, and drag- ged the worthy squire through a few ramble Bushes, & couple of fences and various other articles of scenery. Finally some interested spectators cornered the pair and