The evening world. Newspaper, December 13, 1915, Page 18

Sammy’s Sayings AUNT ELLA /S DOING F XBFCISES | TO GET THINVER, | PASAYS SHE'D A New Complaint. GERMAN whose wife was {ll at A the Seney Hospital, Brooklyn, called the first ovening she was tBere and inquired how she was got- time along. Ho was told that she ext day he called was told ahe was still improving. This ‘went on for each day the wome time, eac! Big that bis wife was tm- Panally one night when he called the was told that his wife was dead. the doctor, he went up to bim | waid, with worlé of sarcasm in Bis voice: * ‘Well, doster, vat did she die of— improvements ?"—-Medical Pickwick. ——<—<— Had No Money for Meat. TR CECIL SPRING-RICE praised S ata dinner én Washington the Pensions and allowances made ‘by the English Government in the ‘Present war. “The English Government after war,” he said, “won't have to be with neglcot, parsimony or ingratitude, ‘After this war the achoolboy'’s definition of a veteran won't have the | ring of truth that it may have some- times had in the past. | “A schoolboy, you know, onee wrote in his examination paper: “'An old soldier is called a vege- tartan.’ "Washington Star, | a A Remarkable Store. E went into the department store and maid to the gin at the counter: "I want @ box of Dr. Mixum’s tooth “Certainly, sir,” said the clerk, and, ewittiy wra) , seemed a A ‘6 this?” pp gg “Aren't to urge me to take some of tooth powder?” : ly not, sir,” the clerk re- pied. “We never do that in this " be wanped. La com, with a sgirort, he handed the girl & “Now I supposo I shail have to watt twenty minutes for my change,” he, bitterly. “And ‘ee twenty minutes while the cash girl finds you." jo, indeed, sir,” the clerk an- ewerad politely, “Here is your change Tt was more than human flest could on the floor and the janitor swept Aim out after closing hour, ey “Axe! of Come ON OUT oN AN WELL FINISH Ont ARGUMENT ABOUT } THe war! ME- HERE SHE DUCK, PA, DUCK! woT'S ‘THE maTTER — SEASICK? Comes cLoser TWASNT My FAULT —BuT i NRE PENNILEss! flome and Comte Page of THE EVENIN “Ss*MATTER, POP?” we o we NAW - AY AIN'T Seasick! AY BANE ARGUE. WITH VUN SAILOR, AN’ AY HAD ENOUGH ARGUMENTS! y IFE—Don’t Worry. Pa Tibbits Will Be Let Out of the Closet by To-Morrow! wn iTS @& JoKE- How STRANGE Ha-Ha - LOVE Sr, BEEN ACTING LATELY! & FUNNN Joke!l){ GILLY-WHaT AR DOING WITH THe: ONLY TELL ME THI6— You HAVE NOT BEEN GAMBLIN’ OR SPECULATIN', AN’ THOUGH " PENNI LESS you HAVE DONE NOTHIN’ TARNISH Y'HONOR P G WORLD, Monday. Becember 13; 1915 \ ey YEA a] wot CHA BeGN \ ARGUIN' ON? C'MON } OUT AN YeLl ME we oy nd -TELL ME WHERE ALL Y* MONE HAS Gone TO ! You Have THar SLIGHTLY Twisted’ a. By Thornton Fisher \\ 27 a By C. M. Payne” You Hour "Léave 441m APIECE oF MY MIND* AF THERE Was ANY ( REASON FOR BRINGING iM HERE OULD "SEELEY 1 re os By Bud Counihan Tie oust PAID TH Coat Bite! - KIDSBURG we CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN KID: 18 NOW IN FULL BLAST. wet SBURG Cpenathoulotltumbebiditee hers GOBODOOOODDOOOSG: OOO O00) ) e Lyrics ©. BY HAZEN CONKLIN PODOTOWODSGDODGODHO®OGH$HOQDOS.®) SHE made HIM move into a swwil neighborhood to get in the so- cial swim. They hadn't the cash to get going good, so SHE blamed it all on| him, “I made a mistake when | married you; my whole life is spoiled, of course!” He did what some men who are har= ried do—he got her a quick di- voree, She married a crabbed old millionaire and leaped into social fame; She suddenly found that she didn’t care; the goal wasn't worth the game. She'd bartered her life for a golden up, and found the cup empty then. She yearned for the love she had given up and never could have egein! ) ® | QOBLXD®OIONDDOQDH|QOGQHGDGODOHD©HDOGHGHDHHPSOOOSHVOOOODS The Great 99O8H9HDHHDODAG®HAGOOVOOOIOGOOOOO Dot Mystery i) | OFEPODDOGPODOHGHGODDDHEDHOOOSDHO®DHGDOHOSGGHDOGOHGHOGOOPD.SIOGOOPHSOI|.PIPGOIOW.IPAIPGOVOQSO.OOQOOOO OSs FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY GOAT DISAPPEARED—SEE IF YOU CAN HELP HIM RECOVER IT. CHAPTER Xv. IS soon as the Boy Scouts took thelr bloodhound to the garage things began to happen. The “og sniffed at the mysterious footprint and started west, Freddy and the Scouts followed him unt!! dark, when they made camp, In the middle of the night they were awakened by a strange nolse. They thought that the goat had returned, but it was only a big—— To solve this Great Dot Mystery join the dots with a pencil line as each chapter is printed. Begin with dot No. 1 and take them in numerical order. Then cut out each picture, and when the last chapter Is printed you will have a thrilling mystery story complete to be pasted In your scrap- book, Chapter Sixteen will be printed next Monday. Her Reason. LD MAMMY PERSIMMONS called one day om the village lawyer, “Ab wants to divo'ce mab bus- band," she sald. “Divoree your Uncle Bill?" orled yer. "Good gracious! Why? “Bekase he's done got religion, dat's why,” said Aunt Mary, ‘an’ we ain't fade “chicken on de’ table fo" ale weoks.""—Obio Fesumer.