The evening world. Newspaper, November 11, 1915, Page 20

the Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, November 11, 1915 fey World Overdue Reflections of ‘asia Pubtiehed Datly wacert Bungay Oy fe Pesos Bxviisuing Compeey, Now, 68 to a B achelor Girl Pare Rew, New York. By Helen Rowland : RALPH PULITZER, President, 62 Park Row. J, ANGUS SHAW. Treasurer, 63 Park Row. Copqright, 1018, by the Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Drening World), HE woman a man can never resiet {s the one who can glance St i LJ JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr. Beor 'y, 63 Park Row. Entered at the Post-OMice at New York as Second-Clase Matter. Gubscription Rates to The Evening| For England and the Continemt and the United States All Countries in the International Sarge "Ted Canade. Postal Union. i in @ way to give him @ warm thrill one moment and @ cold chil One Teat.c.sees even cerns O960)One Tear, neces arcarrcssmncsreee @ the next, One Mont! setseseesee 80/One Month... errerrets SC WEUOMI COLI Vss\ veces scevovescabeseetsysse:ce Or LOM08 SPARE THE GOVERNOR, MR. M’CALL. hd I AST May the Thompson committee reported to Gov. Whitman It takes a lot of time and real art to catch a husband in these days, a lot of lawyers and real money to uncatch him. After a man has had his ry raised, bought the ring, selected apartment and told his family that he has decided to marry, he that it 1s the psychological moment to go around and propose to the gil that Chairman McCall and three of his associates on the Public J Service Commission of this district had failed to act upon just complaints regarding abuses on city railway lines-—abuses which it was) the plain duty of the Commission to correct. Gov. Whitman noted the charge with the comment: It is apparent that this was due in part at least to the fact that the Commissioners themselves did not supervise the handling of these complaints and did not give to the efforts of their subordinates the support that was necessary. | It was clearly established that Mr. McCall had neglected his eworn duty to the public in this and other directions. He had not even taken the trouble to inform himself what orders had been issued by the Commission of which he was the head or whether such orders had been obeyed. He was too “busy” with other matters. Compel- ling corporations to comply with the law appeared to him an uncon- genial and negligible part of his functions. . Nevertheless the Governor did not remove Mr. McCall. Why he did not remained a puzzle to all save those who remem-) bered that at an earlier moment the nomination for District Attorney! on the Tammany ticket was the biggest boost administered, up to| that time, to Mr. Whitman’s career. It was pretty generally under- stood to whose hand he owed it. Mr. McCall now stands disqualified by his own admission for the + office he holds. He has owned and still owns stock in a corporation which, as a Public Service Commissioner, he supervises. This is A gentleman {s a man who puts a command in the form of a. question, expresses a threat in the form of a gentle suggestion, and = ve o— off an engagement in a way to make you feel flattered. ) The men who voted for Woman Suffrage just out of chivalry must t almost as much relief and self-satisfaction as the woman who makes oall” and finds nobody at home. A man never will understand why a woman will cheerfully pay @ dol! for a jar of beauty cream composed of two per cent. beauty and nin zh per cent. jar, 4“ : But, then, a woman never will understand why a man will cheerful; marry a “living picture” composed of two per cent. beauty and ninety-eigh| per cent. clothes. Never give up hope of winning a man’s love. Just wait until he marri pe another girl. bape The Jarr Family —By Roy L. McCardell — Coprright, 1018, by the Prene Publishive Oo, (The New York Prening World), 4 ; RS. BLATHER, the wander-| “I won't say a word,” added ing dressmaker, took a seat} Blather, “but you know just and explained she was in a} as I do that Mrs, Kittingt: ee eee is against the law of the State. tag Apitiey aay ASS Hub They ah mia ‘* | ‘ 2 ; » ! ey should see her How Mr. McCall looks to Gov. Whitman in this new light we do Pressing engagements called her | her transformation!” ; not know. f henoe, To the uninformed it may be di There can be no mistake, however, as to the verdict of the public. lu holles Leeper sdbinceslnabaMbeshaionnd [benaipect bomen SE ety oo n dict ! | had called at an early hour at the/ somewhat in the nature of @ und Mr. } eCall can no longer even pretend to serve it in his present ¢ Jarr menage looking for work. But|It {s rightly named. It effects quitd” out. position. ; } eae knew better than to admit the/a transformation. ; cee Hie wisest course is not to wait. The best turn he can do the! t act. Mrs. Jarr would have taken ad-| 1 won't say a word to aa me ; . vantage of It, as well the wandering|}. you," contiaued Mra. her ’ Governor is to resign. dressmaker realized. It was Mre.|“you mustn't bi whe ont the i Blather’s method to call earty at a| 47, berate reathe it ta a soul } NE eam | domicile where eho expected work | une parton chert pebrrpesetens oe they! ‘The ill-fated Ancona appears to have done the most fero- | migdt be lurking for ber. But sbelic tor i's very hand to éeteob-beg cious thing @ merchant ship can do. She menaced the enemy | always pretended she was on her way | sie does wear one, for I saw heiitt! ey eAkesING tall ‘peed Ewa toe hie, | ieee te or dot on a pressing | without itl” J of agement, to make a dross for! . TT ee ! } some anxious and long oxpected ae always suspected (t° enld BM clent. 3 JAPAN ACCLAIMS ITS EMPEROR. This would put the lady on whom| “Don't say TI told you” Mi ; she was calling upon her mettle to| Blather went on. “A sewing wom MPEROR YOSHIHITO, who now takes his seat upon the throne find work at once for Mrs. Blather. |C&AMot discuss the affairs of peop a of Japan, is the second Japanese Emperor to exercise full By 80 doing the lady of the house /*he works for. You know that nis powers in three hundred years. : : 4 oe aT os cone riyaaepabiord ered We ir aulssego keel i . meme as A] inting d i o commit suicide During most of that period the actual government of the country friend. But san Mn. Polather cna | dichloride of mercury te was in the hands of Shoguns. These were all Tokogawas, the line So Wags the Wor d Doliars and Sense other 'wandering dressmakers of ter | fashionable polson. A few hat been held by descendants type ever dared to admit frankly |@Verybody took carbolic acid, ving y of the great Ieyasu. By Clarence L. Cullen. By H. J. Barrett. they were out looking for a day's| Mra. Jarr shook her head, The father of the present Emperor began his reign when a seven- Copyright, 1018, by the Press Publishing Go, (The New York Breaing World), Copyright, 1016, by the Press Publishing Co, (‘The New York Evening World), sewing the. would have been at the “I suppose you ¢o ten-year-old boy, end since his elevation to the throne Japan has HEN atwoman telephones to the but regard us as @ blamed poor|¢g¢ WAS a comparatively young of a rope measuring machine with| disadvantage of being offered non- made her place in the modern world. butcher’s, whose shop is half men, man when I learned froin the purpose of inducing me to supply | union ra‘es, “I could, but I'd dle first 4 & block away, that she wants harsh experience the value of |@ portion of the necessary capital. A| When a woman does an: visit “ 5 ‘ tor Visitor stoutly. “There's Mrs. Stryv What that place is nobody needs to be told. In attaining it the| “A nice atéak,” and the butcher sends] rhe fellow who resents being called] analysis as applied to the field for a| mechanical engineer who at my te-| another woman it is Dever for a price I've sewed for bey tof aca and Japanese have caused the name of a nation rooted deep in immemo- her a rubber one, sho can't see that) he's called “audacious” by folks who|6W Product,” said a business man, |auest passed upon the merit of|but asa favor, and that doubles the Could tell you how ‘she and pel | pat ni . Slik iadien etbaeiite fl she has overlooked anything. mean the same thing, “I was approached by the Inventor | Practicability reported that tt was a| price. Men are this way, too, it may Stryver fight with each other, jel rial traditions become synonymous terprise an — ---— --- remarkable invention; feasible, prac- | be A hed a - : p It th eiced ob $ PD sald. It is the way of the world! she accuses hi t b j | progress. To-day Western civilization hails Japan as an equal and|, pe sr areet ane Seer fens able, thoroughly perfected. I then | that one is given what one protends| jail in Ohio years pa: ra } i . weloomes her as an ally. Jong he'd keep up his osculatory re- Fables of Everyday Folks 3 earapred hie ties dein dhe one anes not weal ; my tongue cut out before I'd | es po Dla is our aC rs. Jarr, who had slept all night | F i | All this the ges nee scoomplched withont turning thai lations with Ner—eapoctalty ithe were tian WO Bophie (rand Lash !upon the market we discovered that |in a barb-wire ent...glement of metat see nothing and say nothing” becks their 4 ceremonies at Kioto this week the LIKE itt although eagerly purchased by the|haircurlers, to her own great incon Th: y Spen. cs A 2 ~ at's my way, too,” Mf, Exnperor but represents the nation in honoring ancestral foundations. Peliearagedtie Repel elue cayhiy if me OTT, 3818 the Ere Pung Co, Tim New York Erin Word einpee ce Soe ater Laolanies Negeessa amt ey mention Mr. Jarr’s| declared, “I'm not in| te y fattling for Both Sid ward show, rat! am * o at | fearsome dread of the things, now for-| other ” et oe It fo o peculiar quality of the Japancse that, true to a faith and a| imate disease, it's queer how insulted LD MESOP salle the follow-| 006% who had beauty within’ “akg | there was no hope'of establishing a| got her determination to go down- gonsizern, £0 3'¥0 fone Ta thos cna wébual more ancient than history itself, they nevertheless more than|* ™n feels when he gets ‘em. lng ath ja! so managed to mary a husband sound, profitable business, In other] town and see what was In the shops) who bring a talo carry oon ge ‘ae , wae “ possessed of this I " . . | ; if bold their own in centres where the rush of modern trade and industry| Perhaps you've noticed how forcdd ‘A great conflict as! goods which made it postive fore | words, {Te DArKet was too iited to |\Geanite what might be done to pre-! Beslten, other Deopl/a:: sa Emma is at its ewiftest. and tenuous the laughs become along About to come off between|{o continue this natural bent and, tn Witroues Rl mar ert ascot vant “4 * A thelr own concern, and T am §oB pu about the middle of one of those tve- the Birds and the Beasts. acular, “get away with it.” | could be cited. Only a few week: re. Blather sew she could make It/ curious. What did you hess Qhaane i Tepancee in this city, a representative number of whom celebrated| rect “comedy” filins. When tho two armies were collected] ,yJUt ane Pride Gane, °0, bass that the dnventor of a device for automati- | ® 287 lly Starling leaving her husband?’ ve the Imperial coronation at the Hotel Astor last night, include men 5 —- together the Bat hesitated which to/and their friendship Becker cally registering the thickness or,| As it ie @ fixed principle of human! “she's going to California to get " } a business ability and ‘ ‘ aaties It's odd how comforted and set up| join, ‘The Birds that passed his perch| sult of their differences. Th: tectinically, the weight of wrapping|nature endeavor to avoid doing the) divorce from him. She told re / 688 ity social standing. In self-cultivation, 4 ig woman | paper, showed me bis machine In 0 told dee ea swe are when wo believe that there| said: ‘Come with us’; but he sald:| Wanted the love of both of these com. | papery, *! work one 1s paid to do, Mrs. Blather,! is a new law tn California ané @ lawft > } vestraint, good manners, thrift and respect for law, the 3,000 who}! some poor dub in the world who I8|*; ama east.” Later on somo Beasts |P&tants, so she went to one and spoke |" “That ought to be bringing in a|Seelng Mrs. Jarr would bold-her for! yer can divorce you righi ero 1 dwell here set a high example to those of other races who seck their| St"a!e” of 4% who were passing underneatb bim|” be es Mines cou im, | Comfertable income,’ T remarked, the day and pay her to sow, now be-! can't guess who ts pts bs 0% bad — " + cert - « y ere! " | advantage in Uncle Sam's chief mart. Wo know a lot of women who are|!0oked up and said: ‘Come with us':|ly are very much abused!” I agres|was the reply, “There's no real de- | ter tadeet of eocaioe nn ne ns | expenses | perfectly sane, except that nothing op | Ut he said: ‘I am @ Bird.’ Luckily.) With you thoroughly. You took ex-|mand for It. Any good paper sales- igot of gossip. But Mra. Jarr could guess, and 41 } cece one ee earth can convince them that men| at the last moment peace was made, Reeeiee Heat aide.and no one could}man cap tell the weight of papar| A oats one cane dreneraaner could] So wags the world and don't jabber with each other about] and no battle took place. So the Bat} Ty "tace she 1 er woman,|through pinching It between his {not make her salt going out to work | tongues. it wa. well toward “Sia a during the year ending Sept. 80, 1916, only We know a resular he-boy of aix|i2 the rejoicings, but they all turned| and sald exactly the same thing with |now, I'vo received barely enough to |°f the needle has w fund of Informa. | tion of a few select friends, the | 246 were remedied. . whose mother persists in making him | against bim, and he bad to fy away.{@ few modifications, Axing the blame | moot my expense in perfecting it, |ton that bas no parallel in the op- | got to work tearing apart Mra J i Does fire prevention in this State begin and end with wear his hair in long, booby-looking| He then went to the Beasts, but bad eee riend she had said was in the| ‘The nature of many a new enter- | posite sex, save in the case of barbers. | gown that was to be "made ever, f | Banish ‘Mange, and we're hoping he] ave torn iin to pieces.” would welcome her defense. Now, It) unnecessary. risks are taken, For |S! 1 the day's work, began at the} evening Mrs. Jarr was fe.'ing tn i A - ates it. Once upon a time there was al/happened that the two friends who|example: One would say off hand|besinning by telling Mrs. Jarr she|celient spirits, If you cannot go | Hits From Sharp Wits. i right atong|"OmA2 Who craved friendabip, She guarrelied came towether again and that many thousands of dollars must | was really gis ,sbe had escaped |to hear the news, perhaps it wil } en : | Ce ee ee gmk | craved it so much that when she) tn the course of their"make-up" they | masuzine But establishing a new | owing for Mrs, Kittingly, upstairs, | brought in to you, ' Man who is ninety-five years old »back platform of a street car unleas| substantial, dignified person, until] went to one friend she tried every | learned of the woman's double dealing| mine had one securely founded be- j ja it is easy to live a a me. | You expect to get off at the next stop,|some moving picture man swings) artifice to win him or her. When this | and realized that she was not a friend | fore risking more than a few dollars. y All one has to do is sleep only four oak :| avon and gets him to “pose.” Then| Woman Was a litle girl she did the) to elther and both cut her off their| His method was simple. Ho saw an “ ti i 99 } and one-half hours each » never! We never h anybody falking|he looks grinny, or deprecatory, or|same thing in another way. Sh Usts forthwith, opportunity for launching a new wee ening t e Army. : eat after 3 P. M. and keep @ clearjabout the good" old times without | sheepish, or pompous, or idiotic, or a| ways joined sides with th did not realize what| trade medium; the field was unoceu- 1h ‘a ' conscience, On thet basis most men bolng reminded that our forefathers | little of all of ‘em—and the world has thougit would win, | Wien 0 grew | wae the matter and wondered at the| pled; it seemed like a dead certainty NE of the most important in-) “I should not, in my notations, and 4 ry 0 crawl headfirst int got his number! @ litue older an ecame @ young] attitude o: @ woman she thought | that a potential demand existed, dustries in Great Britain at the | 8°! to mark a new | that q remainder couldn't.—Philadelphia In- | shirts.—Toledo Blade, hid xh a lady the trait continued in othe! |she had befriended. Another similar| “Instead, howover, of publishing Tabane ties lb ihe ceanutaes |Epeee tae commonalty at thiaett quirer, oe eee It's hard to convince one of those | ways. occurrence came up with the other|an tnitial issue, he issued a prospec: Me By the opening of new roads and Man may have sense enough to|delicatessen-crazy (because It's s0| For example, if she were invited for| people. The woman again tried to be| tus outlining hts plan in detail and | ‘ure of Jams, jellies and marmaiades.| trafic thereon with carts and i ‘The reason, perhaps, why people | know that he needs reforming and yet | ¢asy) Wives that even turkey oughtn''|an evening with @ poor beau and an| friends to all and again got the “cold/ mailed it accompanied by a letter |The season for the concoction of these | nd by our young men that w. | £ mortgage homes to buy tomobiles |esent the idea of somebody elye|to cost a dollar a pound except in| invitation came along from a rich or | shoulder. containing a special introductory re- | delicacies, which began in July with|°°S s0lng to the Clyde and i that when they beve automobiles (COS it Confederate money. influential one she threw the other} Then she awoke and drew her own|duvced price subscription offer to. @ f etrawberries, is now |J*™Aica and the West Indies: } Fy Mag Bens per ree > over and went. with the one who| conclusion, In the same old moral that | list of logical prospects, He prompuly | ‘Be arrival of stra: » is HOW lof sugar and coffee Anybody who goes to bed a pes-| Now they are saying, apropos of a) could provide the best party. She| Aesop gave in the fable sived several thousand responses | nearing its end, eo far as the use of) brought home, while ik. simist and gets up an optimist has | recent Interesting Announcement, that chose the girl friends who dressed| “He that ts neither one thing nor| with remittance inclosed, Thus he| home-grown fruits is concerned, Jam,| the kall-stocks and cabl art en argument on tho|inic’ £°°% Sisbt'e sleep.—Toledo Rpeahont Wid not after all, gave (hy {Most prettily and made much of out- | the other has no friends had'a solid subscription list guaran. | jelly and marmalade are inciuded in|} "ds, had phunted groset and lade. ife of Ca 5 mith, ¢ 66 ‘ore he purchased a pound of ry ushes; which two things by, wean 1 ule dain that Carrie Jungle Tales for Children aper oF atte ine of 70s; urther. | or gor ibe Woglsh, Bco.ea and iran [cost tay, “en, ceanlon em Nation never wielded a hatchet, . scription list, he was enabled to ge- | ‘To: . ly know elded 4 . = mm 168.’ in tbheir_prayers they |0Dly known in the kitchens E day the Snail thought he, dig fellow. cure a great deal of advertising for a fectioneries of and © It takes moral courage of @ himh would take a iittle trip, eo be| “it means that you take one atep| his initial issue. ‘Be sure you're | AY ask for thelr daily Dread, but the Introduced. into the ize te order for a woman to let It be known and then skip the next. ‘hat is, you|right—then go ahead,’ is the policy |S0-calied stait of Life ie to them] how 6 village. thing that she isn't crazy over bables, But started off and in three hours! take every other stepretep ous au| Op which he cperates, © Polley | cniely valuable as & medium on|prevext, tori oot "rcont plaustt ie an we've known sone first-rate, (Quit) he had gone two and @ half feet, He then step three,” | “vrhis man appropriated this idew Which to spread thelr favorite fruit |way al exooltent meats hat JoliHh « mentio fervice’s Advantages. fou mi uman Wo! 0 e a} pas got as far Mister Blephant’s| “That's easy,” answered Mister Ele-| from the method pursued b; big | confection. ast beef may be typi- | thi Fr £0 Vo the Raltor of The Evening World: Of treatment and the plessantest of about that matter because the worl) BAe BOs Ae Tar ae Mises Hiapoaune | oy, publisher of technical Docks.” Whee jcal of old England, but new Kngland | Londen wn ga,® remedy as good In reply to V. A's plaint, why docs ites offer equal Inducemente te an, | expected them to punigalow, wien he met the big fellon| We will race from here to that tree|ever an idea for a new volume oc. |demanda its Jam and toa av accom-| a "shortness ot promieeie® OF OOkd © gee ry te "tive? on $4 & week? Hore | Stil? US ah EOL OF Koop them. It] Yes, Bunteo, it's sngrilene, we Wnoy | Me ello, Onell” exclaimed the bie Shall ied alk acdc ti cathy several oth Ba lations tateactel PAvnile the American is notorious tor | qiit, '8,%,colncidence that the am I (and thousands of other house- | far mich bette’ off eCommeaiic Work | to say It. Hut the “out doors eel telow. | Cxcale the Dig} wali right,” replied the big fellow. | lists, soliciting orders for tt, When | Bis “sweot tooth” and consumes more| qualities te vey eet Kable. wives aro situated as 1am) @ woman be! Mothers like myself would not be| the illustrators draw, In fact, most| "I'm not @ ¢elephone,” replied the| “One—two~three GO!" the ‘money arrives he promptly re- |candy per capita than any other na-| jar beverago was three toon, in comfortabie circumstances, with | overworked, and the girls would have |of ‘em that we've lamped looked dis-| Snail, And with that they both started off,| turns it with the explanation that the | tonality, we must take second piace| their attention, ‘Th one four children and a nice home, but |! pleasant, easy work, with go: y- WOWS! “I didn't say you were,” wered| but Mister Elephant got all mixed up| book has been delayed in the press, |i the consumption of jams and jel- q eo “China H h good food, | tinctly blowsy Ys yy ane Dp Di was declared to be am overworked ry tired | plenty of pocket money and no re- —— Mister Elephant, “but I ata now trylng to take every other step. He| If the percentage of returns indicatos | lies. The Scotchman was the origina- h gimply because | cannot get a servant) sponsibilities or anxieties. But now| “Carranza,” we read, “spoke explo. | ing that I can ‘beat you Lit @ race bedame so excited that he forgot|that the volume will sell readily, he | tor of this craving, but the inordinate : to help me with my housework at 4) the most ignorant are askin» $20 and| sively about President Wilson,” Can| “Lf know you can,” sald the Snail,| about the race and did not remem- then goes ahead with Its prepara- | appetite for Jam and jelly soon spread i pt aa reasonable wage, { offer a good home, | $28 a month. Men's salaries are being | it be that Carranza 14 some kin to our| “but I think {t would be only fair If] ber it until he looked up and saw the| tions. But if the evidence is adverse | to England and Ireland, Authoring euOw tem ; unlimited food, a bright, sunny bed- | reduced, so how is it possible to pay|old Greaser buddy, Carramba? you gave me a little start.” Snail under the tree on top of the|he merely abandons the plan, Tt {8 only within the last century! “helpeth the 4 atbrerted j room, very pleasant kitchen with coal| such wages when one gets xo little in "Noe sire-cl” roped Mister Ele-| hill. Ho stopped and stared at tho| “All of us are gifted with hindsight, and @ half that Jams and jellies have| sight, removeth wane tf na and Tange, no washing, and $18|return? I advise V. A. to xive up her| We get those “Faithfully yours'| phant 1, who said: I's the man with that rare quality, ‘enjoyed ® wide popularity. In an|eth and. porihee tude and { ; or $20 4 month, every Sunday after- | $6 a week job and try an $18 or $20 @/and “Cordially yours" letters from| ‘Then you skip every other step,"| "Are you coming? foresight, who succeeds. And fore- English chronicle published in 1 hot liver” Cotes ae tumone. 4a noon and evening out, and every| month domestia service job Instead, |folke who, we happen to know, not] said the Snail, “NO!” shouted Mister Elephant aa| sight is inerely a synonym for com- Jelly 18 described ax a “now luxury.” | duced on the sctee, 48 Also Intros AS @ibes Thursday off and the kindest MOTHER, ‘only don't fee) that way toward us! ‘What does thet mean?” asked the’ be sneaked into bis home, mon sense,” | Doe writer says: |powers over disease’ of suas? i a 1 ) \ ‘ } : sonatt enieonaeeeseeemgepeene ‘ ™ a “ | noma edt y