The evening world. Newspaper, November 1, 1915, Page 22

te a. a t= = z it MISS TAYLOR COMING HOME. a t last @ definite date bas been set tor wee sailing of Laurette Taylor for try, Accompanied by J. ier oy Manne her busband, sho will leave Nov. 29. Close ap- STONE RIDES A BUCKER. bronco: Fred Stone had a bushing » psec ther productions in the few years r juctions in the few years oe: has ‘been on the stage. She created the title role of “Sari” in Berlin. Her mene, has been mispolled so frequent), that she wishes the public to know ft is Else Alder, not Elsie, Elise or Elsa Adler. POLI'S WAY. “Years ago,” said George M. Cohan, at the Friars’ Club, “the Cohan fam- fly used to play 8. Z. Poil's Theatre in New Haven for @ salary that wouldn't be counted as much money ys. As seasons went by our increased until it became really Pakesome. ‘We hadn't played the Poll house for some time, when I received a letter from Mr. Poll explaining that —————— The Cover of the Mother Goose Fairy Book WAS PRINTED IN The EVENING WORLD MONDAY, OCT. 11, EVENING WORLD ‘T DAT! RP ONAL PAGES WA EO. TS THE B PLETE. AN een ten tae e- CREAM YOUAND MA Tan bur THE LOOEY AND We'he GONHA START OUR AT OFF IN FULL DRESS WITH “THE "HEAD BALANCE* — THESE LIDS Have. STEEL BRACES IN 'EM So AS To WOLD MY WEIGHT. he needed us for a certain week. I wrote him stating our salary and he replied saying he couldn't think of paying it. A week went by and another letter arrived offering us $60 leas than the figure I Bad quoted. It jasked us to accept am a favor. He | wrote he absolutely couldn't pay more. “Since he put it in the light of a ‘the |favor we decided to go up and play. While we were there my father and mother had a wedding anniversary, and what do think this Mr. Poli, who couldn't afford to pay us that extra ney, dia? “What?" asked Frank Monroe. “He gave my parents « silver set worth $2,000," Gossip. Ed Martindell is to act before the El oth Mayne and Ray Fern have & new vaudeville act. Cleves Kinkead, author of “Common Clay," is to write for the films, The new i, 8, Moss Theatre in Bay Ridge will be called the Park. “Treasure Laland” will have its ini- tial performance to-night at Har- manus Bleecker Hall, Albany. Charlies Harris will return from the West this week. He has been escort- ing a@ feature Hlm of Marie Dressler around, J. Stuart Blackton is in Boston to witness the first presentation of "The Battle Cry of Peace” to-night, Flora Zabelle has been engaged by k, A, Weil for the prima donna role in "A Bare Idea.” Percival Knight will be the comedian. George Le Guere will be in the support of Valli Valli in a film to be made from Booth Tarkington's “The Turmoil.” Clifton Crawford will quit singing after his Winter Garden engagement |The Messrs. Shubert have arranged to star him 1 straight comedy. a "re in honor of “ & n Topics” troupe in the Century's rathskeller ended yester day about daybreak, Impromptu vau- deville, dining and dancing Were the means of entertainment for 250 per- sons, Pete Cavanagh and Bill Ray- mond Sill danced a tle in the turkey- iF You “Ptay witht THAT Boy You's. Cares ‘THem IN. BOOK, OR TIE ON INDICATED T= Mi FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “They aren't going to use the |Brooklyn Bridge any longer.” ' “Why not?” “Iv'e long enough.” BE CAREFUL Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORED, Moncay. BALLN , DARLING- SOME BOOYS ALLTIME TIME WE'RE. KIDDING EACH GTHER, see? I'Lt say--- “WELL AXEL , WoT QUA GOT ON YER MIND 2° “THEN You say ~ “ou. A COUPLE OF 2 | HIGH HATS AN’ WELL AKEL - wot CHA GOT ON YER MIND? waar SORT OF AumMent HAS XN, ‘THe BoY Sot Novem ber 1. 1915 TKNOWED THESE FLATS WAS LITTLE T THEY MUSTS yom OUTA STUFF WHEN THEY MADE THE ELEVATOR come on! come ON! PULL YOUR PART OF THE JOKE CAN'T CHA? “Here is a story about little Red Riding Hood that I have never told to ‘any one before,” said Mother Goose: “One day she was riding on her pretty pony, wearing her little red cape and hood, when she saw a horse- Shoe upon the road. In those days it was often hard to find a blacksmith, one ae up the shoe and followed the track of the horse to whom longed, “The wolf saw true. For when this tad grew Info tall, strong man- hoog and became the lord of great lands he went to her home to ask for the hand of Red Riding Hood. But alas! she was no more! The send ffSgg'egce lived were all he same wol And he was glad the man ale knew what i Wife dearly, of her little life, which we all know the story of, had taken place meanwhile. tla Press Publishing Co. (N, ¥, Evening Worta.\i “It led into a sylvan forest. . ‘As she approached Red Riding Hood heard the laughing and singing of a jolly hunting party, It-was a wolf hunt, and the rider whose horse had lost the shoe had the pelt of a hand- some she-wolf hanging from his belt. That she-wolf’s cunning husband watched from the brush as the lad talked to Red ‘Riding Hood-and saw by his eyes that he loved the maid, “The wolf who pretended to be Red Riding Hood's grandmother, the wolf whose wolf-wife the lad killed and the one that laughed when the of the home where Red Riding meant ta Ipse one he loved, for the wolf had loved wolf- NY a army alone is an arrant coward when it comes to acoompanying his wife into a department store. OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. SOCKS—The only things on earth that are the furthest from being holey | when they're darned good, SOCIETY—A reservation for the protection of family trees, SNORE—Sound slumber, WHY 18 IT that the fellow who |goes around all summer rooting for jwinter changes his tune with his undergarments and goes around laud- ing summer? FAMOUS ARGUMENTS, Ob, Fred, that's the automobile I want you to buy—it has such lovely red wheels! I know the hat isn’t becoming, dear, but it's just the shape they‘re wearing this season, I'll take those shoes, young man. They do pinch, but they make my feet look so nice and small! AND DOUGHNUTS, an old chap in Duluth, Whom had left only one tooth, ‘Twas a bothersome plight, For all he could bite Were the holes in a Swiss cheeso, forsooth! There HICKVILLE DOINGS. Hod Scroggs had an argument with his wife last night. Although Hod was right, he lost, Ben Kittles had his boy baby named Arthur Benjamin Charles Daniel Ezra Frederick George Henry Ichabod Joseph Kittles, Parson Jones, who has asthma, had to christen him in sections besides havin’ to send out for more water, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE a tame evening to drive some people wild. christened last Sunday, He had him| ‘ AND 8Ew IT GO! A bachelor, to mend his coat, Must sew its seams. If that ‘attempt don't go, his goat Must, so it seems! AMOS CRA thick and thin eneerer, says: “Bome folks eo ap- Preciate your help that they wouldn't try to do without it!” One on Dr. Wiley. R, HARVEY W. WILEY, food expert, tells of a trip he made to a place In Carolina to make @ propagandist speech, says the Na- tional Food Magazine, It goos some- thing like this: “Lf ohecked my bag at the station and engaged an old negro hackman to drive me to the hall, He seemed very much worried over iny lack of baggage. | "*Most every gent what comes | here's got something to sell," he said, ‘Maybe youse got something to sell, boas? ‘ “Oh, yes,’ I told him, ‘I sell wit and wisdom, “The old negro scratched his head and cogitated “Well, boss,’ he sald finally, ‘you is de first man I ever toted ‘what didn’t carry no samples." The Price of Coal. + yet one ITTL | t nd man found at a coal yard in that city an in managed to infuse pas Into si Bumstead’s Worm Syrup A nate id sure Remedy Ws Bites it Oo cea, Nee ee Voomiieke WY, Du rates me