The evening world. Newspaper, October 26, 1915, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday: October 26; 1915 Oe in them If neccesary. e preparing for another quest of those elusive twine, Fame and Fortune, These con Versant With contemporary drama Wi seadiiy recognize Mr, Daven- Hd 3 il MARY’S MAR Sure TH MASTER AN’ TH’ MISSUS BB HUGGIN’ An’ tassin’ ever MORTAL MINUTE HE AN’ NOT BLESSED SHE @N' LEFT THEM —* DUSTY OUTSIDE, SO NENBORS, ACROSS TH’ STREET SURIE. MUM, iknow (T. 4 CLEANED THEM BEGIN CLEANING THE INSIDE SO YOU WINDOWS! Se geL : 2 $35 ue i h TUAS TALKING To A BOOKING OFFICE. ‘TODAY AXEL. THE GUY SAYS WE'LL GE GLAD W Look OUR ACT OVER AKY “IME AND BOOK US ON GIG “mE te” WE'RE AS Good AS/1. SAY,.we ARE ! "FLOCEY = wHY CouLoN'T AXEL PULL A LITTLE OF WIS ComEDY STUFF IN THE Hee HEE { it i # 25 age # m ronage of “Gene” was worth more to him than the $80, At last, despair of ever getting his money, and thi ing to make a strong hit with Ge: he made out a receipted bill and, ing Field aside, presented tt to him, Then he waited, But Field merely stood in an expectant attitude, hold~ ing the bill. “Well, why don't you say some- thing?" Stockton demanded at last, “Well, Bob,” rejoined Field, ha does the house usually do when a pays his bill?”—Everybody's nd we've agreed to let it go Philadelphia Public Ledger. pili sad Sol Re Customary. HILE Eugene Field was work- ing on the Denver Republican man of the theatre. When he reached Poli’s Theatre, Hartford, the other day sought the property man out immedi ely. “Bay,” said Loney, “gimme some Las » will you?” look of regret came over the fa “We do.” “You do? Do what?” exclaimed the His Character. startled Judge. 66] F some of these financiers keep | "ny, he was an earnest and ardent telling on one another they'll all | guiit: ‘S be le tec BM mr patron of Bob Stockton's bar, im- end with the character that Cal} “Bi tet apr’ you cannot return | mediately scree. syed fe ” @ ver e “8 epublict BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Clay gave the deacon.’ vWaly T don't know, of $80 in one month, The proprietor “Dere Teecher, plese excuse my son ‘The speaker was Gifford’ Pinchot.| responded. “You se dunned him. for # frequently, but fer absints yesterday. { had to kepe| te resumed: him guilty and six never cut off his credit, for the pa him boam be my servint went! «cei Clay was a witness in behalf) po anna S - George W. Loft likes “Rolling Stones” because it involves the candy business, Yesterday he sent 1,000 boxes of candy to the theatre and it will be distributed to the patrons of the Harrie to-morrow afternoon, Funeral service for Byron Ongle: will be held the Merritt Chapel, Eighth Avenue and Fighteenth Street, late this afternoon. 9 body theatre employee's face. “Sorry, Mr. Haskell,” he said, “but I don't use it.” he foreman of us find find him not to-day’s i i . A, ‘A “A ntly all Mr. Well a bare ides. Hd fj | Saturday afternoon jus' ‘The names of two well known North American lakes are concealed in uzzle. ‘he letters forming the name “Herminia of paper or ca: , can be rearranged to spell Batu '@ two rivers were the COLO! 8. The names of to ureday. The picture shows the board, itepost at the entrance to a little "if printed on little the names of the RADO and the and another puzzle will be will be cremated and the ashes scat- tered in the Adirondacks according to a wish Mr. Ongley once expressed. Two hundred dogs were shown at the Hippodrome’s dog show yeste: day afternoon. The trophy for t! best canine went to Charles Luckert' Great Dane, Prince Weisenhel Mrs. Moyer Cohen's spaniel, Rose. mary Red Rambler, was awarded first prise as the best toy dog en- tered. Greene's Feature Photo Plays, Inc, will goon release @ film called “Guard- ing Old Glory,” showing United States army and navy scenes. E. EB. Pidgeon, who is directing the tour of Andrew Mack, says he has & genuine success on bia hands. He states further that Mr. Mack in ™ A and is headed for Broadway just sure as you're alive, SHRINKING VIOLET NOTE. Walter P. Richardson, leading man in the stock company at the Bronx ‘Theatre, announces that he proposes to make his face as well known as Bat of the President of the United en, A SHREWD SALESMAN, Frank McIntyre was walking up Fifth Avenue with the other crowd before the parade came along, when a man with a lot of Suffrage balloons stopped m. Buy a balloon,” suggested the street merchant. I'm an Anti,” replied Frank, Jest- ing, “Well, then, buy some and amash ‘em up,” came from the man, NOTHING DOING! Loney Haskell always uses a num- ber of local jokes in his monologue in each town he visits while playing vaudeville dates. He usually gets ‘his local material from the property He helps me all he ju must luv the lad—! je mann, ‘To-day heeays: dere, us kids admyre Miss She'a jist as nice as she kin be a: tty as a peach.’ An’ when I mi yn, gays. ‘Alas! Ain't that too bad?’ @ech a darlin’ boy to me, I luy to have him here. I know you must be fond of him fer Willie’s sech a dere, He worked the hole day yester- day an’ helped me all he could. Ex- cuse his absints if you can, Yures truly, Mrs, Wood.” CLARA JOEL'S DUCKS, Clara Joel, dramatic actress, yes- terday received #ix dead ducks, re- puted to be of the wild variety, by express from her husband, Jack Dil- lon, who is away on a hunting trip. Mr. Dillon is supposed to have shot the ducks, Although she knows but very little about the culinary art, Miss Joe! roasted the ducks last night and called in some friends to help her eat them. There was much indigestion, COULDN'T STUMP COLLINS, Director John H,. Collins, who ts making a film called “Children of Eve" for release through the Kieine- 3} Fentuire Rearving, is a resource. ful man, In this picture there Is a scene portraying @ typical Tenth Avenue dance, Dissension arose among the “supers” engaged for the ball and Mr. Colling discharged them He then hunted up a dance, got permission to photograph it and came away with the real thing, or reel thing, If you feel like jesting. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What's the best way to kill time in Canada in the winter?” “I don't know.” “Sleigh it” of the deacon who was up for chick- on stealing. ‘Calhoun, wald c my man,’ the lawyer ‘what do you know of the dea- character?’ ‘Hit am unbdleachable, sah,’ Cal replied.”"—-Washington Star. The Miser’s Ruse. LD JOSH LEE was a miser,and he breakfasted every morning on oatme: To save fuel cooked his weel supply of oa! meal on Sundays. This aupply, by the time Saturday came round, was pretty stiff, and tough and hard to down, One Saturday morning old Josh found his oatmeal particularly un- appetizing. It had @ crust on it like iron, He took a mouthful of the cold, stiff mixture—then he half rose, thinking he'd have to cook himself some eRRS. But he i to give in. He hated to waste that oatmeal. So he took out whiskey bottle, poured @ generous ri id sevting It before Diate he sat “Now, Josh, if you eat that oatmeal you'll get this wh and if you don't you won’ ‘The oatmeal was hard to consume, but Josh, with his eye on his whiskey, managed it. ‘nen, when the last spoonful was gone, grinned broa: ly, poured the whiskey back into ¢ bottle again, and said: “Josh, my son, I fooled you that time, you old idiot!"— Louteville Courler-Journi od Trial by Jury. ENTLEMEN of the jury, are you agreed upon your ver- dict?” Ml the Judge pre- sidin ‘exan court. “We are,” responded the foreman, “Do you find the prisoner guilty or Bt UN a een INTo THIS JUDGEMENT CHAMBER? nF a ‘ eouceung to en BOILimMin OIL! BOILIMIN WAHAT SHALL WE DO WITH Him- COMRRRRRADES?, S-S- STRAIGHT AH A*HEADP PY, SENTRY, AN ALIEN WHO 1S NOT oF us!