The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1915, Page 16

———— -_—_---— Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. October 25, 1915 That new whew Kiew & Hrienee ep te the Mew Ammerdem Thestre euaht te clean up” be enid "Whrt asked Mise Prem privew Ne bem Arowna the Mop’ Hows that on™ Mise Primm frowned “li gives me keen pleasure.” she aid, “to knock the prope from unde: & cheap joke That show's name is ‘Around the Map! not ‘Mop’ Now, where te your toker” “Whe wrote T° asked Bobbie, the @fice boy, “Rand & MoNelly™ “Pay no attention to him, ‘otke” od Mies Primm “Hobbie deliver- @tely plans to make us uncomfortable with bis snide witticlems.” “Maps out his campaign, eb?” asked the biond stenographer. | “And 1 might add that Mine Tillie, | our little blond friend is slightly Habt headed.” snapped the private | “It @he'd lot that hair alone, things might be different,” sang out Bobbie. ‘The stenographer glared first at ‘Miss Primm and then at Bobtte, “You two may keep your insulta to your- selves,” she snapped. “Put, tut, now!” said Spooner, the Dookkeeper. “let's all be pleasant. Has anybody here seen that new ‘Alone at His Last? 1 believe Mevsbout « shoemaker.” Miss Primm just bad to smile “Heally, Mr. Spooner,” she said, “you almost convulse mo with your lack of knowledge of things theatrical. That has nothing to do with @ shoe- er, Ite name is ‘A Lonely Lass.’ J know because my cousin told me ho was going to see it on the opening night” saw another chance to pes- omy, “That sure does settle ‘ don't believe he's | your couain at all." “What do you mean?" demanded wate secretary. tare in @ strange thing,” Bobble “It_makes sensible men an’ different.” came from might be your second “Oh, that's ‘the. bo; “He cousin, but “iM pete See me to make @ cor- rection,” Bpooner setting. “that yy is ‘Alone at Last.’ I sincerel; "Nix!" whispered Bobble, eomes Mr. Bnooks.” ‘The boss entered and greeted all pleasantly. Turning to the blonde stenographer, he assumed an attl- tude of mock seriousness and said: “Just met the young man I saw you ith in the cafe last night, Miss je. says ho jan't your cousin at all, ‘hen is the marriage to take ad The jographer blushed and the a Primm w Ke ier nly" tudyi 98 m was intently | ng a letter she had written, Bobbie broke ‘the “Love is @ strange thing an’ they’s cousins cousins,” he said. Miss Primm left the room, slam- ming the door. MISS GEORGE IN “THE LIARS.” Grace George will produce “The " by Henry Arthur Jones, on Nov. 8 at the Playhouse will be the’ second play i i will “The School for Seana.” LOU-TELLEGEN’S NEW PLAY. As forecast here three weeks ago, is to have the leading The Cove of the 4 “'s'’MATTER, Wo 16 A LITTLE ‘TRICK You CAN DO WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE ONLY INSTEAD OF A SOAP BOK {WELL USE A FANCY BOX COVERED WITH PLUSH ON “HE Stace! Rose Tapley, Vitagraph atar, has a jum tree in full bloom at her home fh Bast Orange. She thinks the tree has been ill-advised. Cecil Magnus has replaced Thomas C, Cooke as manager of “Treas- ure Island,” which will open at tho Punch and Judy Nov, 11, Mae March, heroine of “The Birth of a Nation,” has gone to Albuquerque for her health, Later she will resume work for D, W. Griffith, Edwin Holt and, Alexandra Carlisle will have the pr’ Yipal roles in Henry W. Ba’ «0duction of "Behold Thy Wite A six-story brick building will be burned this week at Fort Schuyler to obtain a acene for the Edison Sim, “Children of Eve. Virginia Gunther, has been engaged b; ed Wayburn for the “Town Topics” chorus, She has auburn hair, black eyes and is almost six feet tall. Sarah Bernhardt bas written a song for Anna Held, who \s entering vaude- Ville at the Palace to-day. Miss Held says she'll sing it if it isn’t sad, Put might it not be gay and still be rather oh, well, jet it go. Jone Colling of “Alone at Last” is indignant over a report that she ro- cently married a film manufacturer in New Jersey, She wishes it known that she is married and has been for five years to Leslie Lash-Chatfleld, at Present an artillery officer in the army of Gen. French, artist's model, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. W. M. J.—Raver is at No, 110 West Fortieth Street, Mother Goose Fairy Book WAS PRINTED IN The EVENING WORLD MONDAY, OCT. 11, SEND. Pony OF TH, THE 1, B.--We don't dare ask hor age, but it's about twenty, Never at | the, Winter Gard | R. —It wasn ily @ popularity The we billed it ae for ising = purpom Neither won, There was no decia- jon and no award, Later, howevet, a dozen vaudeville stars were red & popularity con- i, Williams, and Eva FOOLISHMENT. re found « planet," shouted! Hope, IMARY’S MARRIED LIFE— What Chance Has a Mouse “as Bi TIE Ff 5 = 9 g 8 g s Ng 4 is E 2 a, QUT AT THE MARGIN AND TY ey tay ty weet ery veh] t Aas we weer’ ay raulaliinalennt Hilda GET THe WEA AxeL? PUT YER ELBOWS UNDER Yer STUMMICK AND tT Just BaLaNces va ! There was an old woman lived under the hill, ani if she's not gone she lives there still. Now first guess, and then I will tell you — Does she hae there still or is she gone? As you may guess, many animals played near the tiny home under the hill, and these the old woman loved and treated as her own children, sharing her meals with, and even housing them Copyright, 1995, Press Publishing Co. (NY Evening Vhat day it left again at nightfall. This went on for a week, Then the magpie could leave the couch no more. “You have been so good to me," said the dying bird to the olf woman. “Nothing | can give you is great enough, but I leave you my only treasure. 4 is in my nest in the third ely trom the road. Go there betore night falls, for Wise Ow! will take it it he tinds my home ded." . Th THTANDIN' UNDER You® gas aLion’’ When Some One as “Big as an Elephant ’’ Sits on Him? “ooo! WHERE Cs HE NOW! _ na Now You Try its « By Thornton Fisher Fe many “7 Mouse, ra NER Nae Roven Lote ror) Lismew woe By Vic att eee ney, WELL - AINT may st GONNA TRY (1 ? (ase ser THe USE? YS Page ¢ «©3606 -~Ss By Eleanor Schorer mY ee” Once a terrific wind blew a magpie against her window The bird tried to brave the gale, but could not, so the good old woman, seeing its plight, opened the sash, took the bird in and nursed it. As night deew near the magpie grew very anxious. Promising to be back at daybreak, it left the old woman's home. At dawn it came a-rapping at the door. At dusk the old woman sought the elm. Coiled round in the nest was a string of priceless pearls, which she knew to belong to the Crown Princess. Hurrying to the royal castle, she gave up the necklace and told how she got it s she still live under the hill? Not she! She lives at court And all her life is ruled by this motto: “Kindness is always twice rep ‘ Pane sig ele | ee eee one ntarmTS esse cmsemememerna BODOG DOONAN TOS" — = P"FACT. AND FICTION | i By Hazen Conklin ; ) DOODOOSOEDOCOHDSGS COBDSO Bon mprere would be fewer freely ex- everything about omen, pivesad|eancistiona If. 4he 0 | |For, the elty cat who Wants to live out ail ita nine. lives. a law compelling folks to back them) ""ror te old-timer who looks for- up. ward to the day when Bryan will inal be elk ed President OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. United States, i See PRUDE—A person who looke on| For the housekeeper who is wait- ing for the cost of living to go down. For the girl who ts waiting for the “hero of her dreams" to materalize, life through smoked glasses. j POLITICIAN—A member of the sit- | ting army of the unemployed, { PIANO-—An instrument for display- ing the talent of little Mary, | WHY 18 IT that most folks you take for a ride in your automobile d nothing but their time when you stop for refreshments? FAMOUS GROANS. Seventy dollars! Good Lord, Ruth, |can't you find a CHEAPER place to buy your hats? | Darn it, I've got to get up again! | | Listen, Ella, ain't that kid ever gonna \get through cuttin’ ‘his teoth? Edward! It's Mr. and&Mrs, Trencher! And they KNOW it's our Sunday din- {ner time! Jones is at the door? Great gravy! Has he come pestering me again! LINE’S BUSY! There was @ young man in Duluth, Whose manners were rather uncouth, For instance, he'd oh: choose ° ‘snooze, The busiest t booth! HICKVILLE DOINGS. Things ari in’ Hyelier hore. |abouts” now. y every one has |changed into their winter flannels, Ezekill Podder, of the Fodder Stock [-) bo -GOTHIC™ ARROW] COLLAR THE FRONT FITS | Farm, sent a dime away toa feller in New York who advertised a recipe |“fer increasing the size of calves,” He got back an answer “ride a bi- | Liev KNOT OF BOW TIE THERE ARE SOME MEN who kick OR FOUR-IN-HAND about having to pay an income show the bunch th PERFECTLY. money without bragging. LIFE 18 TOO SHORT. For the woman who tries to catch 2 ter 28¢ CLUETT, PEABODY 6 00. ene. aanene