The evening world. Newspaper, October 11, 1915, Page 16

be ‘3 y { rat Deaagh cies is PA SO A HER ERT IE Sa AB is oe mere ENING WORLD, Monday, October 11: 19158 [Nora ] wily Dowr YA Jura wT 1 wouedD imated { UEP PUFF AT IT NoTice «T Lin THe | Anitow, POF MY GEL, SEE PAE yoo know,” asked Latin, the TPLACE | 7 NoTbUDDdY @aitrens in the erent Feetaurant ov “3 > WOULD NoTiTd THe Rrecdway, so the newspaper man ~ JS DieFer end task bie seat af the counter, “that it's y Oo Use pulling ioe-teeth to get ineatrics od acters to neve New Tork . “To that 00%" caked (he nee pare an. “Indeed No, ott, a ante to get away from Ub Ag’ chorus poopie are the hardest. Ay ores man comes in dere thie more fag, 00’, after orderin’ bis sandwich, gts. ‘I'm & & equendery, be says ‘S 4on't hat to do. * Then why do it's Mle those boys of the backer “Pont be mtiy! L149 @ fine aaiary want bo lea ‘” w, have a ben has New ork ever done ly you w) AAG WA Freee Peete ng on eA vey wk) you vindetative? baa Port be says, ‘I'm really wor Don't Kid me. | love dear oid way an’ i'm @ favorite bere | York.’ Homevody's been feeding you Rear-veer, i says. ‘Whiadaye mena favorite “4 pave my following, he ye. — HERE Y ARE a -pant FULL-c-L ACCOUNT'Y FIRST ‘Bg has & Lin-canned dou, I ways. in| Miadoas tenis | save, “nat | oar ; Fut sk agcouNy'y mr) Un can is like death because its — ——._\ rnin bound to occur.” It was an old one, ‘ but it titted in great i PAP'R MISTE Rr? ‘ “He gets madder. ‘Curfew on that! 1’ he growls, ‘What'n death gut! | ate do With it wa’ why ring im that old | I, \ wag? | i “Calm yourself, Eddie, L says, | *You're all mixed up. Now, what was it you started t “Bay, kid, he's #0 nore ho ‘an’ blows through the door, . That's the way to} i “Your job here i* an intercating " suggested the newspaper 1 don't know, plied Luc oe Way,” she continued, “I got * oe to be head waitress in a big cafe in Philadelphia.” “Going to tuke it?” Why not?” fell, Pbilly’a all right,” eaid Lu- “but 1 don't want to leave New Al’ me ll KITTY K 1 ¥. Breming Wer) Rakin mibers weeny. KEY S—Her Advice to Mr. Sawyer Cumming Worded With Reverse English! we we oe Oliver Morosco, who bas heretofore booked MED YOU SS is theitricnl productions SO You DREE\ = = = through the Shubert offices, will, be WERE A’ BEEFSTERK OA. NOURE alg SNE independent in the future. Mr. Mo- SMOTHERED IN ONIONS COMMING! WELL, DID YO! See Tenis i ib toe Gaiety, AND THINK IT WAS & GET THE CHANGE GND REST ex Love,” in the Galety, 4 E Tiley a Prianger house ARNING’ AND WANT \_ | PRESCRIBED For xou the. rhe Usebaatened MY ADVICE? : ad TVLAT AMANTIC CITY the yeninth Street Seats - — eontrolied by the Bhuberts, In all, fore first of the year, he will juctions in New York, and heat, Be oare, wi be put in the beat [ theatres he can get, regardiess of who ocks the houses. In giving up his custom of booking exclusively through the Bbubert offices Mr. Morosco says r byte merely by a devire to GF the beet he can for ‘Oliver Morosco. third production of the season will algo go into « Klaw & Erlanger house % Broadway. ‘Mr. Morosco had a little tlt with @ Mcesre, Shubert Saturday night | about permitting Alexander Wollcott, ‘the Times critic, who is barred from thejBhubert hounes, to seo “The Un- ned Woman." Tho producer | the éritic admitted, but the Heseers . ahabert refused to accede to ' . There is no fight on be- (= twopn Mr. Moroaco and the Mesure, m6, Cyd w f Keoaronfiuce -- ‘shi » as Was reported along Broad- Rai taabaoach batt Let ae etal . : — Way yosterday. ' ld m § BY. WAY OF DIVERSION. produced in London by Alfred Butt 0 F WOTIIOCIOVU D Fic O8OOSOO ate and Oliver Morosco, T, Danlol Fraw- Pas eis et ust tas ate toaetae na” | |g FACT AND FICTION « md to . J, Rosenthal te advertising a - dfn et 5 Today’ Rooxevelt. birthday matineo By Hazen Conklin Pierce de sere at the Bronx Opera House for Oct w CCDODEGOOOOH! AH) HUCLEDOOOGOOODOSS! ‘0 me AO W's it a LE EREWITH a fact that's strange, INFORMATION WANTED. A aver overlooks ot, a fac 's strange, 'e Rag sin, Molgtatet” hss “tho Mark of the Boast.” in which! [ g — | H but true; Unless therein some socret lies, o Me tou ay: : ene aes yt he centred by thet ga: . ‘ e Let not your hope diminish— I wish some author would explain the Princess Oci, 19. It iy by Georgia : Who always has an END in view | Why maidens often “drop their eyes,” Karle and Fanny Cannon, ris c ‘ But seldom sees his FINISH! But never pick them up again? George M. Cohan, a cousin of D NA —_—— George M, Coban of Cohan & Harrie, a J OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA, AMOS CRA’ our beat little is i in the Alston Sanitarium. He ‘ NX—A d to ci ex-|eneerer, says: “The more folks | “Alone at Last” will open at the|{s assistant treasurer at the Astor JINX—-A goat trained to carry Ata Bhubert Oct, 16, ‘Theatre. Willa Hoit Wakefield will sing for| David Bu the Theatre Assembly at the Hote] of matinee Astor Friday afternoon laide" and ‘The. Vitagraph will biow up the| Harris Theatre next § steam yacht Wayward in Princess | performances will n Bay, off Staten Island, some day thiy| te engagement of week, Marry Thompron, “Mayor of the ANSWERS 18 inquiries. ligwery,” will celebrate his ffty- Paul B—Knickerbocker Hotel. birthday to-morrow at his ho: Curley—Georg Cohan is of 12M Putnam Avenue, Brooklyn, Irish descent an ° The publicity department of the Mutual Fiim’Gompany wants you to Anow that George Sidney collects old | vests. We thought he was in the act-| ing business. j A musical comedy called “A Naval Gabaret" will staged at Palm PREPS (Mrden Saturday evening by the or-| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, ag known as the Metropolitan| Teacher—What | love? q 3. 1 Johnny—Love is an itching of the ‘The Unchastened Woman” is to be'neart you can't scratch, pate cuses, [meet the less | worry about the E—Something which is funny | squirrels goin’ hungry.” {t happens to some one else, | —— {ENT—The difference be- Yankee Fodder. tween a wise man and a simp. } pial, | QENATOR HOAR used to tell with DID YOU EVER KNOW IT TO rs of a Southerner just home FAIL—That, after beina coerced into from New England who said to jyour winter by a chilly his friend: “You know those littie spell, along came warmer weather, white, round beans?” and made you “itch” to yank ‘em 5," replied the friend, “the king off again? we feed to our horses? | FAMOUS CONSOLATIONS. know ‘Yeah, but you'd oughta see the, | OTHER feller! | urs, mix: them with On, well, tt was only 4 CHEAP | sual andil knowinet Genne etter umbrella! ingredients, bake them, and thea— Anyway, Jones got stung, too! what do you suppose they do with —But, Gorry! It was SOME S8ES- rill begin his ns of areal’ those little, 6 He marin. BOOK. OR TIE CN TARDBOARD SION while it lasted, TH 2 the {Tar '’ HE FOUND 'EM! “bless me, slr, they There was an old man in Monteith | tian Advocate. Who thought he'd mislaid his false INDICATED IN teeth, cit ie aR But the teeth hadn't auit him: HIGHWaDD He sat down—they bit him ! | Right where they'd been resting be- Tite Helpful Parson. [uP You see, Dr, Surplice iy prench- SN. a bright Sunday recently,|4sainat the new drenw styles, Yourve| when the snow lay white under |"? {4 how much you n from Mae | blue skies and the tinkle of jtening to him, Better 6 along.” é | neath! sdleypells gave un air of unaccus: —e Teena Newel adacy’ ot fcant| A Cry for Discipline. | ‘The Taviee Ala Society of eur loca ore sey co eg lana tient 66] be mighty glad when my church hed @ nail drivin’ contest last | j "ol young crearures, each arrayed boy, Jowh, weie back home," night. The only nails hit was thumb- , nm extreme of fushion and looking said Farmer Corntossel. nails, Refreshments was served in ‘Cae thelr Way is) us 1f each particular! "You need him around the farm?" iaovement were compounded of a] “J should say sv." ‘weries of attitudes any one of which| “Is he such a worlderful worker?" might serve os the pose for a dashing) “l wouldn't think of in’ Josh . portralt, relates the Baltimore) to work." Amerionn, The pair greeted each; “Then why do you need him? With effusion. “The Wired man's purtin’ on so ‘ don't mean to tell me, Hrmyn-| much airs there ain't hardly no livin’ eid in bright green.| with him. Jowh te the only person oJ one you to eharch hat ever come around here that kin 1 Adeline,” said thel beat him playin’ checkers,"—-Wash- he may Ad Dine, "yea, T ington Stax, wi, leah isha RSM THIS IS THE COVER rm of ise ecoam and’ goeite, | of the book of NEW STORIES about Mother Goose and her friends. Stories and secrets that have The first frost of the season hit| never been told before of all the familiar folks and fairies and myths that cuildren love. town lost night. “Dudley's Dream} As little Evening World Readers are Mother Goose's favorites s iven them the first oppor- Dolla” played at, the Opere Hote As g World Readers are Mother Goose's favorites she has given them the first opp The audience stayed through the tunity to read her latest and most interesting tales, Lach page will be numbered, SAVE THEM and have a complete book. Lge Copsright, 1015, by thy Prem Publishing Co. (The New York E: WHY 18 IT that our “pat replies” always come into our minds too lat to use them? CUT OUT AT THE, MARGIN Au> PASTE t me : +