The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1915, Page 10

i * \ and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, TEES Fee ee Re ee © Pe| (re “"'S’MATTER, Kio tmounntt Oliver Morones, atier « eummer te Lee Angeles, where )s produced half * @oeee plore, ber orrived i New| Tork and will remain here toe! Testerday sfierncon Mr aan bie Dew offices in the ‘Tides Muliding, No 16 West Vortieth Mrest, for the fret time ‘There are many things for him to de | he finds plenty of for bis productions fret piay he will offer will be) Unehasionss Woman,” by Lous ‘Will present Avery Hop Wood's comedy “Hadie, Love, pA dy ow *tork wi with him and will here to do do special press work. ad “TOWN TOPICS.” From & o'clock We “egy A sora. until 2 A. M, fy ‘day N producer; ‘ommy Gras '. au- thor, and William K. nian of all work of “Town Topics,” at the Cen- tury, found no time for sleep. After the dress rehearsal a. A gee ‘SU's typewriter, pas! 4 and went to Mr, Wayburie of- and worked until 7 A. M. Thure- nd tting the show down. Seven : 4 Fagin Mr, Gray, formed in dress suit, ding be- fore the door of a printing house on Waoster Street. ‘eamaters nnd oc ie stood when the establishment Rican cents races for the ay \ ee and ho got it, do- which he wore YEE Grecetully. by the way, ‘We Sir Gray” 7", downtown took in Central Pasa Bil ‘suit wot out his dumb. and went after that stomach. 10,30 a rehearsal jan which until 630 P. M. hen that ‘over Mr. Wayburn took off his put on his slippers and had r with the stage manager. At the show began arid at 2 o'clock y rning Measrs, Wayburn, and sill 7 “nf to bed-aray the dress U8 BLANG GETS WAR FiLMs. the theatre ticket the WKN yl to the German war ie~ inten of New York.) a and New Jersey, Tho’ includes New York City. He * expects to send ten films out of wn 4 A SONG FOR ELMER. “We've been asked to write aed kiyn next month, ‘@ Wish for a ballad. “I want original,” writes . Prince: T am desirous of getting, Rey MAY Wwe 4o AN GtT Some ice CREAM 9 #13 PFET ETRE HOO OD POP!” ure] 1s! WELL ,MY NEW JACK, THE GIANT KILLER” ACT HAD A TRYOUT IM NEW ROCHELLE BUT LUCIs WAS AGAINST ME, THEN Gave ME ONLY FIFTY DOLLARS FOR SPEEDING! THIS BOILER CAN BE AN OPTIMIST! THERE You ARE- YOU GOTTA ADMIT \ ten a part in the new Hippodrome invited out to dine, and what do you show that just almply stood up and think he ordered? Roast beef. shouted for Joe, It ist role of an/ | Laurillard and Grossmith will pro @nnouncer in a boxing scene in which; duce “The Road to Happiness” in Kid Griffo apd Joe Bern actor pugilists. story less cum! are the To make a long rome, Joe was | Landon. Mile, Jeanne Cartier of the Theatro Marigny, Paris, is bere to dance in hired, or rather ongaged for the part, | the new Winter Garden show, and now he has Coanead, ie o@huck the; rough stuff ani nd of his days Slowing of 8 HUMPHREYS TO ACT. once in a while the art of with hope. boost has arrived, Joe Hum- is to be an actor. For years confined his Jo efforts at prize fights and or- for the Harrigan) At each it AT continued along’ Stones” Charles Ruggles hae to eat & Ay hakespeare, Irving ic Theatre. aossip. Eddie Long is now manager of the he remainder the footsteps ‘ing et al. Haidee Wright will be in “The Two Virtues “Polygamy” is to be prapeees again , know, at will go to Chi Bruning has Dee: {tor Ne Fternal Magdalene,” engaged nee of “Rolling body hadn't writ- piece of pie. Last night Ruggles was WHAT STATE icture represente, SE i eet na retagen Is THIS? etree resenting the mite the worde me ret 9 Ot State, ite yor he ee hind 3, four; 4, oa down, k In ht o Denman Maley will play the Hitch- cock role in a film version of “The Red Widow. ' Adgar Selwyn, etrained his back Playing tenhis and expects to have to Bo to bed for two weeks. F. D. Burns, the Reliance Film Company's Wyoming cowboy actor, writes poems now and then. They'll stand for that stuff down Hast, you Fred and Mollie Fuller lay claim to | the oddest contract of the year, Man- !Theatre has signed them up to pear there each year he has the ho’ during Fourth of July week. Jules Delmar has resigned as man- r of th ational Theatrical Ex- change and Paul Benedict has suc- ceeded him. The Messrs. Shubert are interested tn this concern, Allee P iton hears that Wilfrid Douthitt, baritone of “The Lilac Dom- ino” last season, has enlisted in the Frenoh army, which was to Booth recently to play Syracuse and |Washington soon, It will come to |New ron later, EM arbury has appointed matto Association. 1T'6 A GRAND OLD NAME, Nat Roystor of the Morosco advance forces became (ie Lathe: 4 boy yeu. marae, Mrs. Royster is known on the stage as Avita Sanch Sho is at present in Portland, Me,, where her husband conducted a musical stock company all summer. Now comes the interesting part. The baby has been named Dudley, after a certain person, A FEW LEAKS Two members of the negro minstrel troupe had a fight last night after the show a one received a few leaks from @ razor,—Hodgeville (Mo.) Times, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “My father sang first bass in grand thing uncle played vat base Sn aa Rada rs eerrrrere Ci eter eeeer Terry TT eee) Sa i turday, 7. vw Jax nae ova re ~ September 25, eeeee OT eeee ee eee eee | = = ~ or - z oer 19195 CoUeeL OL eeereer err error eee errr Cee eer er eee rrr rer i) rr IF THEN GevEe You a SHORT RUN | “ SHOVLO Sex LUCK WAS WITH MOU INSTEAD OF CCAINST YOU! IF HE HADN'T BOOSTED ME OVER HERE, 'D NEVER HAVE FOUND THIS FOUR LEAF Planned to Reciprocate. ELL, what can I do for you, Sam?" asked Jones as the colored walter who usu- ally served him at the restaurant en- tered his office, “I got @ chance to change mah p'sition, boss, Kin yo’ say a good word fo! me? Say I'se hones’ an’ sich?” “I know, of course, that you're a good waiter Sam, but how do I knew ay yo' think I’se hones’, ager Robinson of the New Brighton | Dat AM right, Bam; anything to oblige you.” “Thank yo', boss, thank yo' very much, When yo’ come ovah to-mor- row be ri give yo’ City responded at @ recent iM dinner to @ toast to the sum- mer girl. “There's a lot of false oyniciem de- Yoted to the summer girl,” he aid. “She is made out to be very worldly ; and sophisticated, but aa a matter of fact, the average summer girl ls as innocent as @ little obild. “But most people would have ua be- Meve that that wae @ typical summer girl to whom a young man said on “*You're not the first girl I've Kissed by any manner of means, you know.’ “‘And at that,’ ghe onnrretet | ‘you've atill got @ lot to learn, * | Loule Post Dispatch, ed Followed an Example. SIX-YEAR-OLD Columins boy was eating peanuts, He ate them in the usual manner for « time and then poked one up his nose, Not getting the desired results in that fashion he went crying to his mother, She tried to remove the peanut, and aftor failing in the attempt, called a physician. After the peanut waa re- Sophistication. AYOR RIDDLE of Atlantic ‘| the beach in the moonlight: moved, the physician had gone and things settled down to some extent, the mother began to demand an ex- planation, “Why in the world aid you want to Potted pean st up your nose, any- Het ‘replied. the boy in eelf- MAMA- 1 FEL DOWN AND BROKE YOUR CUT-GLASS PITCHER DOQIDDDIODHDTIDODIGDODOFOHDHOHOSO THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES WODOEPDIGEDOHEGNHIGOGIOH GOODS © dete: that’s the way elephants eat them,”—Indianapolis News, > In Good Company. HEN Prof. Walter Raleigh, an Englishman, who was a direct descendant of the original Sir MISTER , 1 HATE To DISTURB You JN ATRYING MO- MENT, Bor THAT MY CAR YoU REEP BUMPING INTO- CAN'T You SORT OF SHARE THe SOME OF THE HEY! OTHER CARS! Walter Raleigh, was asked to lecture! oo “ Get asd muc JAS You TeHiner ¢yev CAN EAT 7 1 DONT SEE How YOU DOPE THAT OUT- WHY SHouLd A SHORT. RUN BE Luctey FoR. ME? L AT LAST THAT EYE SORE AUNT ABIGAIL GANE US LAST CHRISTMAS 1S OUT OF THE at Princeton College, Prof. Root ot| w Iter Raleigh Is tn the vam noking | Kt r Life Princeton me went down to the station to| Mt the distinguished visitor and es- cort him to his rooms, Prof. Root al not know Prof, Raleigh, but he took a chance on being able to locate him in the crowd that got off the train. Walking up to a man that he thought looked like him, he said: “L. beg your pardon, but am I ad- | dressing Walter Raleigh?" The man looked at him for a mo- ment and replied: “No, I am Christopher Columbus. a “a ae ee [Au READ “PoP Give us Te] Money a | iJ -_ LJ Y] = G HURRAY ! th Queen woul Real Generosity. TER six months of wh Liezle consented to ¢ e state of matrimony again, says the Pitteburgh Dispatch. Shortly af- ter sho was led to the altar her for- mer mistress met ber on the street, fees was dressed in deepest mourn- why, lAzzie," exclaimed the other OOOHDHGOOHISDGOOOOVGWOOI}VHFOS.GGIOHVO SS SeoaTPDssas0o00: bit 1 MOMENTS WELL,I DID JusT WAAT. ‘ou ToLp ME To, DION'T I? iF You Aut OiDN'T, KEEP TELLING ME To 00 SOMETHING DIFFERENT! ‘You MWouon” T GET ME SO MIXED uP! I SAID TO whet way! THER. YouR FIRST ATTEMPT AT BACKING Your. NEW CAR IN THE GARAGE. Seen nro nee errmsg meng I NEVER SEEN Cones pony DENCE Yer tear tas wipras in} DEYS No USE Hitnyl DEM GEMMEN Fo ToD PRR? CAYSE DEYLL 7) ay) icJEST De OPPOSITE AN’ oe ic pene Yo! Fo" ee TNE GF WHY, |F THE DEPO' Hao BEEN FURTHER FROM THE THEATRE AEN MIGHT HAVE Snes A Roam ena OO 1 Rvening Werte) “for whom are you my furret hus- e. “When he at poor Ol couldn't but O} could Oi would, am’ Dan, is a8 generous eo@ it Ive et Jord, mu His Unlucky Discovery. 66] NEVER saw such a supersted tious fellow as Bixby. “What's his latest? “Why, he's been trying all morning ve that 1915 js an unlucky He's manipulated the figures with addition, subtracts division and rule of 1-9-1-5 multiplication, t has he found that seems ua. “Nothing except that when he ad@e ed 1-9-1-5 logether and subtracted the total 16 from 1916, it left 1899," "Yes?" “And thet wae the year he mar ried."——Cleveland Plain Dealer, a " Not the Keal Thing. YMAN P. STEARNS, the new manager of tho Senate restau. rant, sald the other day, in re. ponse to a compliment on bis cran- berry sauce: ‘My cranoerry sauce ts made from @ New England recipe. Hence it the real thing, Beside New Engl cranberry uce, any other kisd seems unre “as unreal as Sothera’s pistol shot, “Once in the third climax of @ Play, the elder Sothern's pistol missed fire in his hand, At that critical mo- ment, however, the great actor's ores- ence of mind did not desert him, Bang!’ he shouted, at the top of his lungs, Washi Psst aa The Cook Crook. Bove WHARTON, the novetien was talking in New York about French housekeeping. “The one drawback,” she eaid, We that your cook does your masteteane | She markets for cash, too, The ree jsult Is a very frank kind of cheats ing. i immediately felt dead,” n Star. “Lt once said to @ cook in Parts: ‘Now, if you are strictly hon ri rive you five francs extra at an ‘ month's end, What do you say? weet, cook hesitated, then she ama ary a pies it Sree coretaliy, mate —_ ate ‘venteg: