The evening world. Newspaper, September 23, 1915, Page 18

MM pewotiations mow ender war ore rerenetel, Mie Coterinn Maro whe Beare age wer th erent tever oe © Sramatic sopranc both in thie Country the siege “Phe be biving th Nee Form With vv of church work, Mile Maroe Bet eyes te pubie for peers Bhe Be Row sixty-two, yet her vows « lear and eirong was plain Kauie Smith, Her Der E Agramonte, who i. @f Antonio Ban Giovanni. Bhe adopted ‘the name of Caterina Marco and ac- | eepred & professional encagen “~ Gilda “Rigoletto,” whieh role she | eane twenty-two performances ia) ‘Milan, What the considers ber real | Aebut, however, made in Mowe Whore she appeared B76 in reper Anna Louise ‘Victor ah kno Walack's jeatre here in The | or the Tiger?’ Mie. Marco, had prima donna roles, she an aunt of Mark Bmith, (he come- don't want to be jooked on as back.” ube waid to-day. to be ‘A Wonder Woman,’ be- Bt sixty-two my voice e (Bat of fi THE WRONG CANDY. Dorothy Megrew made a faux pas, @omething Hike that, during the oe of “The Roomerang” night. At one point she comes om stage eating candy and carrying box. Last night when she mage; exit, the assistant stage manager, | foes by the name of Eimer aaé | young and good-looking, grabbed box and almost wept. wrong box!" he moaned. mean?’ demanded Mise Phillips Dodge, stalling fb his hirsute dieguise, took her of was on the table near my dreas- loses ‘her it will be your ‘he loses her,” replied the peni- Miss Megrew, “T'll—well, I'm aot do you do?” said Wonees ,) “VERY GOOD, EDDIE!” ‘The next production at the Princess wil' be a comedy with music “Very Good, Eddie!” It will be by the Marbury-Comatock in the near future. Fred ’ share in the royalties, M188 STARR RETURNS. Starr bas returned from summer home at Luke George she spent several months liv- simple life. She will begin he the principal olties of ° Nov. 1. Later David Belxsco her with a now starring by the authors of “Grumpy.” 1 Pemberton ia assistant to Luescher in the Hippodrome’s Fi rtment, dopa Be John 8. Halo is to be manager of Pacific Coast “Sinners” company. is Miller will go ahead, LD le Golc is recovering from the 4 of an sperecion at Sydenhain 3 ital, No. East Ono Hundred | and Bixteenth Street. & £ % iy iy “.W._B. Hene, general Pooh Ran at the ‘Tabor and Broadway Theatres, WHAT 8TAT arrange tne tour wo the State. The numbers ‘The anewer to Tuesday's puzz MISSISSIPPI. Picture Ni age of twenty-two Mile | Bmith, @ noted acter, | her im voles culture. Later | Pent wo Milan and became « yup) OOO OOOO OD OL EVENING WORLD PUZZLES CO DOD RETO COO OO tures. Vecice wnat each represent NO DARL ine . Tear THROAT Le P 6 t wOT SAT lL, apame aprpe ae wan] ed nw Meet 418 oJ | } fox “4 » we \CoutedBatT {wart KITTY KEYS —Her Boss Couldn't SPELL Thot Word, He Wos Lucky to Be Able to PRONOUNCE It! MISS WES Teer &s a 16 cere PROFESSOR \ ren, BE AN OP’ PeESTO, PEBCLESS PRES TIDE ratci >) \ re ») c , THE LITTLE DARLINT ! HE'S SAVED ME THROWIN' AWAY Denvor, ‘ls beaded White Way, James Madison, who has been in Ban Franciaco for two months, writes will return to New York Oct, 6 Elma Gillette has returned to New i after an extended visit to ny for the Great MacGregor will soon place in rehearsal the farce ro You My by Max Marcin and Roy At- . Jt will open out of town in No- vember, David Sapirstein, pianist, will be the principal soloist at a reception to be tendered the Jewish writer, Yehoash, at Carnegie Hall Sunday night. Leonard Hollister, of May Irwin's company, has had ‘printed circu. ars Just full of nice things the newspa- pers have said about him. He's giv- ing them away and they're going fast Ernest D'Auban, stage director for Arthur Collins of the Drury Lane! WUAHOTDOTHOOOASYEDS | ‘ DOPOD DOWD HH Wwoswnae | € 18 THIS? | wre rds in the sequence which will torm are used merely to separate the pic- | may help you one. The | 2, E; No. 3, Mra, Rear- puzzle will be printed — nc a JUST & MOMENT MR gull HOW DO YOu SPELL “PRESTIGE LATOR? ) ‘or at THAT SAVES ME THE BOTHER cavteette Ot Pome Pitching Ce Benning Work) ” Hoa? GH, PRES Press PR - Aruna PRES~ 5 ay “ ER NEVER MIND TeaRming THAT LE HIM ON THE TELEPHONE! Theatre, Lon , haw already secured from W. A, Brady and Artnur Hop- kink the nglish rights of “Husband "which opened at the Forty-elghth Street Tuesday night, ph who was the de- tective in mmy” at the Hud- gon lnat year the role of Prot been engaxed for riurty in William Gillette's forth ng production of “Sherlock Holmes." Helen Freeman, Marion Abbott and Edwin Mordant will also be in Mr, Gillette's support. again the name of the new sh & Perimutter" play has been ged. This time it is "Wall Street Potash & Perlmutter.” In the cast are Barney Bernard, Julius Tan- nen, Mie, Cottrelly, Loulas Dresser, Claiborne Foster, Leo Donnelly, Fred Hi. Speare and James Spotiswood. Under Shubert auspices rehearsals have begun for “Tae Mark of tho] Heast,” a new play by Georgia Earle and Fanny Cannon. George Nash has the leading rule, The Me Shubert also announce that “Alone at Lant” will open at the Adelphi, Philadelphia, Oct. 4. DOOLITTLE ON “FOOTBALL.” Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the great poctress of Leoaville, is what mi alled a “#easonabie bard." jab!y writes on topics of t ment. For insten she has ju pleted a poem “Football,” | te just at this; Think woe ab ties Wat it will not, Td « child, Tern ring 1 live ment 0 the nateiment pla, THE ACTIVE MRS JONES. Grant Stewart has a story he ts tell ing concerning a miiltary cently formed in England pose of home defense, the organization ts an we'll call H, Angus Jo body for the pur- | Prominent in uthor whom o6. Mrs, Jones, | rather an ofMficlous sort of a lady, haa) aken such an active part in the af fairs of the brigade that she has be- come quite a her Recently she! had med. K off and gave each hon fenders one, On the i ET iod Preserve You~from Mrs Angus Jones,” H.| ‘A | plan to have the children read the FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What about this boll on the back of my neck, doctor?” “You'd better keep your eye on it.” oaareoReoaeae THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES PODODO ODO DOO Over Careful. HE Pennsylvania Dutch have th T reputation of being very eco nomieal, and very careful tn) watching tho details of domestic af- | NOOO DIOOOOGEGIGEODHEOGIOOHOOOS, “Well—I've got—ot—I've got the” ——stammered the embarrassed jury- The Judge, yelled; “What the devil have you I've got the itch!” cried the poor fairs, no matter how smal! fellow. “Helny,” called the father. gilts | Clerk, “Vat?” answered the son, saree that “Run an’ count dem a agin, Heiny.” “All right.” Heiny went; Heiny returned. “Heiny,” said the father, at?’ said the son, “Did you count dem geeses again, Helny?” ones Magazine, AN! 3 TENSE MOMENTS DIQDODDOGDHODISIOS 4G DOOCGDOVDIGWOHGOOHGHOIGDIGOOFAVHW}H.H}OODIHOOOHO SOOO. ITS HIS Lasr FRee SPercn y AE'S FORGOTTEN Even Worse. SCHOOL teacher has lately! been instructing her pupils in Grecian mythology, {t is the tales aloud, and the next day recount them in their own language, One lad to whom was given the assignment to render in his own language the story of "The Gorgons” did so in| these terms: “The Gorgons three sisters that lived in the isiands of the Hes- perides, somewhere in the Indian | Ocean, They had long snakes for) hair, tusks for teeth and claws for nails, and they loo! like women, | only more horribie."—sappincott’s man to the Judgo just as the “You must teil It, or serve,” Magazine, —— , 7 A Good Excuse. sa vas about to begin, uu can't get off now without a the Judge. “But, your Honor, F your Honor ple I'd like to wood reason,” said the Judge. the other get off the jury,” sald a jury- “T have a good reason.” me serve. wore said I don't believe ellows would care to have “Why not? Out with it! We haven't all day to fool!” , ne = ~ THE worps! WHEN THE ACT THAT WENT SO WELL 1S CRABBED BY A CASE OF" STAGE josing all man out."—Philadel- tH" if you m patience, boy in the class, sald the Judge, “You should not have Ho-Ho! A FELLER WAS IN VESTERDAY CLEADINYA Re Sats is is THe RECRUITIN’ OFsice WE IT's A LICENSE To BE DRIVEN. Ways to Break It. 18 teacher was having a hare time explaining the jesson. you can learn this ke up your mind, one bit amart to appear dull. that you are just as bright as any Remember, Tommy, where there's a will there's” —~ “Aw,” broke in Tommy, “1 know all dat, Ido. Me fadder’s a lawyo heard him say it tots o° tims: in ws SOOOOOOCOOO0UC IN REHEARSAL FRIGHT: Tewarte® 17 ° ~L TTER itt Ger me, but I am glad your father has taught you the old adage. Can you repeat it to me?” “Sure, Me fa there'» a wilt poor rentives, Telegraph. — A Genuine Myth. HE dealer jn antiques was show- ing an old vivlin to @ probable says that where ‘8 always a bunch o' It's not I know an'I buyer. “Yos," ho said, “this 1s of historical rrupted interest; that Ix the identical Addie By Ferd G. Long 3 WA | A man can stave off old age by Jjump- Pittsburgh Chronicle. jt, but Ing. | h, that is a mytht”* ‘The dealer agreed, saying? “Yes, it is; and Myth's name was om has got worn off.”—Philadel- phia Ree Sonny Was a Bungler. CERTAIN negro lad had been A brought into an Alabama poligs court for the fifth time, chargeé@ with stealing chickens. The Magte trate determined to appeal to the boy's father. “Seo here,” said His Honor, “thie boy of yours has been in this court #o many times charged with chicken stealing that I'm tired of seeing bim here.” “T doesn't blame you, Jedge," sald 5 Ured of seein’ the parent, “an' I him here as you | you teach him how Show him the right way and “Then why don to act? he won't be coming here.” “I has showed him the right way," said the father, “but he jest don't room to have no talent for learning how, Jedge, he always gets caught -Nutional Month! 1B LT a His Business. |PTHE pastor of @ certain chureh was of the opinion that old John, the sexton, was neglect- jing certain duties, says the Philadel- |phia Public Ledger John, who Was not wanting fm wit, strenuously denied the charge, and said that he Was “not goin’ to stand no meddiin’" with his affairs, “But, John,” said the clergyman, “it behooves everybody to mind his p's and q's "Everybody but me," retorted John, refusing to be cornered, “Pig my Une. I've Nothing New. SEE,” said Bilkine, “that French scientist has discovered # method for staving off ola Gi age.” “Well, what of it?” demanded wil. kins, ‘There's nothing new in that, ing off the Eiffel Tower, or droppii a lighted match in a powder bernt while sitting on it, or by rocking the boat when he’s out on the water, or by riding over Niawara Falls sitting Caper. AK, Pre Ppeng CHU. Rreming Waits astride of a log. Those French scien tists make me tired with their hulla. eekly, baloo over nothing.—Harper’a Wi wi yap.