The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1915, Page 18

Mpow's your coiums We must be jolly wo we nee “Mpinal or newrpe pe” “Mewepaper, of course! Are you "Wot yet.” “Tm oo gied I've got @ joke for you. Mere i is) ‘He ewallowed « an” “Who ewaliowed wh “Ho! mo! You don't get me Ite a fobs. 1 say, ‘Ho swallowed « girl’ end you say, ‘How's the “Oh, all right! ‘How's that?” “Why, be drank « littie milk made bot, How's that?” “But I thought 1 said, ‘How's ded | _ “My jand! Don't you see the point? TH tell it over.” ‘That, gentic reader, is the point at, Which we edge around the corner and away. Noxt we meet a man, Wilstach, for inetan: wroat “Helio!” begins Frank. “How's the ” 5 “Mpieal or newspaper?” “Forget it! I've got a god one. Fasor ge What is the home of the ” “Just a moment, Frank! it's pretty to and"——— bal You don't know, do you?” wet is the home of the & peach,” #o it goes, gentle reader! does. Dog my days, if it oes got a strange » He erows only when he's you hear him, eh?" | 7 sor FRR wx nn ne 4 < itor — tonibald Highnote, aad” waa sehen, her rouge to fie up ot eres es ott tate movies, street, te ‘thie "ening, j 23 ihe a 4 worrr—whatt” /MBARD ON BR BROADWAY. be vie tere Girls.) “teen, ! hat do you think Harold did? Listen, he"-— © “Listen, Grace! What Harold do mean?” He | It." “What did he do? Say, listen! me to go to Coney Island, and— { When I said I would he said 'd get his auto"— “H rl ite Suter Say, listen! 1 know eu) ere does he get that eum? in! He's got about as Paeb, of an auto us I have.” 4 un Masten! had sald . Was So = and, listen! 1 told him | _ he couldn't count.” “Bay, girlie, that was the way to base, it to him, Listen! what did he he knew what ¥ Listen! 2 he took you to the cafe and tried to - he was talking about ‘or letter down on a piece of paper. Have run out on the check. turned red in the fac “Listen, dear! tention to that and, listen! wen OH WELL, | NEEDED A NEW SuIT ANY HOW ! Listen! He ‘t pay any at- guy. He's all wind He thinks we don't know “Listen! I should say he is." “Listen! Listen, Maggie, 1 Listen, Grace! It an All the girls know that.” there is an \b- G dertaker downtown named Gude way Oliver Morosco produced “Nobody % ? Listen! t mad Home,” eee a ee ee end said | atellar role, at the Morosco Theatre, I reminded him of the time| 108 Angelos, last night, Emmett Corrigan, with that Irish with Blanche Ring in the W®DDOQOODGHOHWAGHOGOSGOHOOOFDHOOHOHODO® EVENING ‘WORLD PUZZLES } ‘The name of a State is illustrated by the above pictures, To find it you what each of the three pictures represents, each time writing the The cane, Fonrrange the bis in the proper sequence, they phonetically form the name of the State in the feoaee Th The name of thie State and another puzzle will be AM MISS KEYS, | THE GREAT “HIPPO. THE HYPNOTIST” ASSUGE YOU WAT NOWHERE GEFORE 1 FOUND SO CHARMING _ a Vee ST FOR MN Eves |heart disease, Was buried y a] TH wat tad } PoP ° J 1 HEAR You Tor} A UTTLE FS 5 DIFLE TWIRD b me ¢ } a To u ‘to, FEAS, 1 @Vve Bene, Playing a Sarran role in “Our Children,” id to be French. Now wouldn't that make you cranky? Gladys Hulette has accepted a con- tract with the Thanhouser Film Company and says she's satisfied. Lou-Tellegen has arrived from the Pacifio Coast, He is to be starred by Elisabeth Marbur: F, Ray Com- stock In @ new comedy by Jules Bois, Billy Swor, jwho died Friday of terday. Swor was well known as a black- face comedian, He waa forty-one years of age. John Davidson, the Tyrolean skater, who holds the St. Moritz medal for figure skating, whatever that is, has been engaged for Castles in the Air. He will wear the medal while on the fee. ‘The suit instituted by Oscar Ham- merstein inst Selwyn & Co. for putting advertisements of Selwyn shows on the remains of the Victoria Theatre has been withdrawn, So have the signa, Talent will out. Eddie Stembler and Joseph Dunn have written a song. But no wonder! Eddie is a brother of Sallie Stembler, musical comedy actress, and Joe lays claim to the title of international champion high diver. William — Bradley, ‘Mayor’ uf Greenwich Village, is the author of « book called "Writing for the Mov. but Julian Rushford, who has tipped Us off to tho fact, saya the “Mayor” doesn't want to be kidded about it. LONDON SEASON GOOD. Phillip Kiein, writing from London, the says theatrical season started off well in the British tropolis, especially for Ameri plays, “Kick In,” he agserts, Is prov- ing @ sensation to the English people, TAKING NO CHANCES. ‘The manager of a vaudeville thea- tre in Boston wired a team who had been out of work for six months as follows: “What 1s your lowest salary for next week here?” Half an hour later he received a reply, “We're coming,” was all it said, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, He—I leave to-night, dearest, Write me to Poughkeepale. SBhe—How do jou spell that town's ne? —Why-er—\, Oh, address me at TU be therd§ too, Tro} WE 66 OUT Fa “west ? ee eee ee Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. September 21, ae 0000 06008000000004090000: £90:000000049990900009:259 1 12ROGR0TF ) + +49: 4900999 09999 6098ESTR949 900902 9CS8S900599 508 945.0000.0998 990044 190 ORE LT FEs FEaEEE OTS Prppowwwrwrwrrtrrnrrrrrrrrrrer Tit ri titi ire ee eee eee ee errr eee eee Pee ree eer | “'S'MATTER, POP!” oo “ “a “ “ ~_——- — — You'p To fan 7 was | “PERHAPS wee WHAT 5 ) HES S UueTs eT, wu? 551M & 6AM Dos, 7 ro wip! WHILE Tin HIS EVE 5 YEARS! TAKE HIM LOOK AT THE RENT YOU 118 Frame Pobnaning Co (MY Grening — Purt- eMuTT! ae poG! Go BACK ~ TO YOUR, KENNE WJ) ume GREAT ! HOW FORTUNATE | DROPPED OUT-., RIGHT AT EMILYS DGOR= | CAN GO IN AND TELL HER GEORGE PROPOSED “ “Now, As SAMING MIS 1915 ———d Nee ee ee at we Ce By C. M, Payne ———=aa of omens PisareHe PoP j orem ae l'p PATHEm™ wee Tre ied 4 es 4 , Ke Ss r SOME LUCK; A WORLD'S SERIES SOUVENIR. g DOOOHOOOE: eas im Borrowing. OME time since a little girl who Mved in @ rural community ap- peared at the back door of a neighbor's house with a small basket in her hand, “Mrs, Smith,” said she, as the neighbor answered her timid knock, “mother wants to know If yo won't ple: lend her a dozen 6 She wants to put them under a hen. “Put them under @ hen?” was t wondering rejoinder of the neighbor. “I didn't know that you had a hen.” “We haven't,” was the frank re- Joinder of the little gt “We are going to borrow the hen from Mrs, Brown.”—Christian Endeavor World, ——————_——_— Authoritatively Informed. “sg? you come from New York?" said an English Iady to @ travelling American, “I sup- posed, of course, that you oame from Boston.” “why did you think that?” inquired the New York Indy. “T sup) all cultivated, intell!- gent Ame te came from Boston.” “But what in the world made you think that?" was the natural ques- tion. “Oh, I don't know, exactly, I think tt was a Boston lady who told me.” Chicago Ledger, tt iS EE Try It, Brothers. T's men were talking of hard times, “Does your wife ever grieve because she threw over a wealthy man in order to marry you?” queried Hall ‘Well, she started to once,” was the but I cured her of that without “1 wish you would tell me how,” said Hall, started right in grieving with replied the other, “and I grieved harder than she did!" — National | Monthly, ———E—EEE | Cannibals. EREDITH TODD, ina ¥ M.C. A. lecture in Cleveland on the war, COOMIOGGOGDDDDIOS) HHOOODDDFOOEGGOOOODO® _THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES 2999OGGOOSSS | turn, for example, to the fighting prin- ciples of the Niam-Niams. Lights. “A friend of mine, a missionary, R, PICKLELILLY worked among the Niam-Niams, a| sie wild tribe of Central Africa, the cutting off of hands and ray the| ‘The chief of this tribe, returning torturing of the wounded. He said; | victorious from warring on a nelgh- “If there is any truth in these accu- | bor, once said enthusiastically to my nek, his wottly, ti OOO GGG DOODDOGODDOOOSPSSOIDOIOAGG 8 TENSE MOMENTS VOODOO GDOHGGOODHOODOGOGOGOOOGHOOE» OO hia club one y 7 Ferd G. Long VOTPDOHGIGCOSOS | “Where in the deuce are the Nght» jin this house?” snarled Picklelipy, came home to put a bold face on the morning | matter, He enter ‘Lichts!" cried Mra. Picklelilly ;|seathingly. “Pull up the biinds!*— pt up the stairs | Tyee —-——_——— gations mankind ts as barbarous in) friend: to turn on Warfare to-day as st was centuries) ‘What splendid warriors, my men the electri light, ‘He could not tind} Once Bitten, Twice Shy. ago." Why, | believe they’d rather | it, and in the darkness stumbled over PHILANTHROPIC lady visited Then, smiling, Mr. Todd added: fight than eat—though it js true we/a chair, ns lady v “I hope sincerely that we won't ret-| usually fight first and eat after-| “What's that?” came a voice from an asylum not long ago anil rogress any further, that we won't re- | ward.’ ""--Cleveland Leader, the bed. displayed great interest in the inmates, One old man particulariy gained her compassion. “And how long have you been here, my man?” she inquired. DOCOO GL TAAN TAOWN, AND BUILDIN’ A THETS FIFTEEN MILE FRUM HERE. MEBBIE Doc HALTERS, THE VET’NARY KIN SONTHIN ato MACHINGR SS You fap AEH, HEH, HEA! Rete CAE NT FIFTEEN HORSE | 7 FELLERS AINT POWER, HOA 1) ALLUS EZ SMART Ss FIFTEEN ez REY, Am bY Mosr €' HORSES WHEN YOUR ENGINE “GOES DEAD’ alluded to the atrocities which the belligereuts accuse one another of commitlng--the gouging out of even, ot FIFTEEN MILES FROM TH NEAREST GARAGE. a HEV You TRIED UNDER IT? THAT ALLUS STARTS PHAROAH, THEY'S AUTTYMOBEELS} Ls) GO TKROUGH HERE RY WEEK, Bur THIS 1S THE (-~ “Twelve years," was the answer, “Do they treat you well?” “Yos." “Do they feed you well?” "Yes." After addressing a few more ques+ BONFIRE HERE. tlone to him the visitor passed on, 1G ae Sho noticed a smile broadening on © the face of her attendant, and om \ asking the cause heard with constere nation that the old man was pone other than the med superintend. to make apolo+ sful she Was ma m these words: * eet FuST ONE — sorry, I will never be THAT EVER erned by appearances again." —Ar STOPPED | J naut Se! / 22ND he will‘don the GOTHIC the new Fall