The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1915, Page 16

Mey” come fom peagin, Gs eaten | pee Gk oF ke Cent from tte) Ak, “whee we Genge Greoe guing| 1 oper in te new vag, ‘Tow York ite | Mire Premum, privete enoretary te fhe women fue bet te lene bates fend!” ore and © Fecovertag from Ber merrier: Youre teéiy mixed Op Mr. Popwte Tewve reterring w Grace George amt ber pine, “Th Blew York toes!’ There's ne ide ie) | 4 o'er 1 ol wrong, Wowltnt Ih @ekes Poppe, erinning OH wee | “Tou 414 em it ai) wrong,” re-| Corte Mise Primm. «)! wane of mor iment gone = “And = furihermore, eum feedie effort a: humor te asi- pion” “And you siso got in ell wrong,” Chowkes Boviic, the otfce boy. “Fei uel” aid fpooner, the Bookkeeper, “L+t'e be friends.” Then, eAdreming We biond stenographer, Be cominuetd: “Miss Tillie, I bear You've been asked to aot in « play tor he —— of charity,” “Yea,” se replied, “meyve asked pert we take pay calied eu mean : open great!” gang out ut up, rou litle fant retorted , bio: “Now, now, Mins Deenal” said Miles Primm, soothingly. i. “Now, now, vload ecnal” mum- Bled Hobbie, moment, friends!” m Spooner, “Lat’s be pleasant. Whe ho's sven this now motion ploture, “You ’” said Mise Primm, “Pomaibly,” replied the bookkeeper, Lt office, Mins “Ian't he witty?” she asked, it off the bat.” mat. aa) ition. After the ‘" the ‘comedian tomari!; tending such homecom- «Tig Ad his wite started for him he made a at her and missed. A ree torn off most of his ard scratched a map of the B, P a on his features, slammed bi corner and shouted “wen what have you got have to say Resetalogt mys tne comedian, ‘ou'd better say something!” gailei the wife. “Bherman was right,” he piped. Gossip. Both- tien apd Lydia Crane have been for “The Only Girl.” 1 “Grace: Viewing tr quiz! LooKA How “THAT NiG, Stoo TT DROPPED GO Poittrs {5 ACTING POInTS Yes! AND HERE IT (% TODAY 5D PONTS Lower STI. Some Pook, GAUY 1% LOBNG DOUGH ON IT Casties in the Air will open Wednes- day night. “The Princess Pat,” with Eleanor Painter, will open at the Cort next Monday. It ts announced that “Our Children” will resume its engagement at Maxine Elliot's Thoatre Thursday night. Bertha Mann has n engaged by Emanuel Reicher for his Garden Thee atre company, ‘The Irish ‘Theatre of America an- nounces a New York engagement of three months beginning in November, Ciifton Crawford has been engaged for @ leading comedy role in the new Winter Garien show. “Tho Paewing Bhow of 1915” will end ita run at that theatre on Oct. 2. Oliver Moroaco. will open his new play, “The Unchamoned Woman,” at the Teak Theatre, Buffalo, Oct. 4, end will bring & it te New York Oot. 1 an Cah auseemens made by ice ersen ot the Metro. politan Opera Company, Leon Baicst, | Fielding is rehearsing with 4 tated and Perlmutter in Wall oe fee rimk being now ready, the Russian colorist, is coming to! America with the Diaghtleff Ballet. “The ert Gitckauf, manager of DOOD ow and then we find a “shining Nght” who demands that his wife pity the part of a “reflector.” OUR OWN ENCYCLOPEDIA. AKUTOMOBIL®—A mechanical de- viee for converting property into mortgages. ANCHOR—An appliance for keep- ing husbands ip «safe harbor—(see wife). ALIMONY—] mileage charged | for rerouting, , Socean jour- ney at & transfer pomnt. HICKVILLE DOINGS, ‘A pail of hot suds which she threw outa hor back dvuor yostidday lit on one of Aunt Jano Taggart’s hens, which Jaid a hard-biled em that af- ternon and @ soft-biled one to-day. ‘WHY IT thet a man who dis wife @ dime for the will nonchalantly “splurge” &@ twenty-five cent cigar for a DODBHDGHBD DDD DUTODUADODYSOOODNOS)DIOODNG: FACT AND FICTION By Hazen Conklin COHGIQODHODIGHGOD®) POOOOOMAS FAMOUS RECEPTIONS, “Well, young man, what can I do for you?” “What! You here AGAIN?” “Where have YOU been? ‘I'm BO glad to meet you, beard GO MUCH about you." At the Straphangors’ Convention yesterday Prof, Crowder of the 8. R. © Inetimte demon: ated a | grips and holds and exhibited a device 6 | of his own invention for turning the jPages of @ newspaper—Clisftown Chronictes, A MISS-ADVENTURE, ‘A venturesome mins in Toronto A motor bike rashly got onto, Unable to stop, She ran over @ COP) M@hough provably she didn't wonto, 4 Girt of To-Morrow,” which Joe How- ard is to present at the La Salle, Chi- cago, left for that city last night. The company ie being recruited here, In the cast will be Joe Howard, Mabel MeCane, Jeck Gardner, Conroy and le Maire, Joo Smith, Anna Boyd, Lora Lieb, James J. Morton and Re- gina Connelli. The Chicago engage- ment will open Oct, 9, Believing there is much undevel- oped talent in the chorus, the Messrs, Shubert will put tnto operation this week a plan providing for tryouts of the members of the various animated backgrounds. Once a we irimo, the Girector, will give the ambitious ones the opportunity to prove that they are worthy of better things. ‘The stage at the Casino will be used. STOPPING “BROAD” DANCES. The officials of the Columbia Amusement Company are greatly in terested in a campaign being conduc ed in Philadelphia by @ newspaper to bar objectionable dances from bur- lesque houxes. At one or two of the urlesque theatres over there it has been the custom to inject “broad” dances into the shows, Fred McCloy says the Columbia has objected to this practice, but has been powerless | to stop it, even though the shows were in the Columbia wheel. It ts therefore with great satisfaction that the Columbia officials are viewing the campalgn, ERE COMES THE BIG ONE. . Randall, now sojourning in the West, writes this department to say that Miss A. M. Leitzbach and he have completed an extravaganza called “Adam and Limited.” ‘The action of the plece Is suppored to take place in the year 2016, There are novelties of various kinds, Mr. Randall writ One is called “The Birth of Ligh The extravaganza includes twenty. eight musical numbers, ‘The show will he staged in New York, according to | Mr. Randall, although he may decide to show it to London first, HE NEEDED A SMOKE. Eugene Keleey Allen, dramatic critic of Women's W: 6 AN absent minded fellow, Yesterday he bought a vox of cigars for home consumption |this winter tn case banquets are few, ‘and was taking it unopened to his apartment. He had atulfed four olgars In hte vest pocket for immedi- use. Buddenly he decided he red a smoke, ao he went in’ AMOS CRABB, world’s champion @meerer, says: “Instead of ‘taking time by the forwlook’ most folks bo gutter the wl! eal too tobacoo shop and bought a cigar, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, pass sé Comic Page of THE EVENING Lsv’s Sam, Come To Dipw’y Ave. To Buy UP AL THE NG, STO? Sune He Di! NOU SEE 1 KEPT MY APPOINTMENT RIGHT on Time » HR. HAMM- ITS, JUST & QUARTER 00000500000000000000000000000000006000000000000000 | nearest one to me took » look, and| year-old Frank had attended church g answered T'rank. THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES @ | not admiring my face or something, /with his mother and hed listened to exclaimed the minister in the sermon very attentively. ‘he ‘And in what way ?’ * Well, my rural friend, don't you/subsect had been “Thrift,” and the exclaimed the Mttle ‘boy, “ Soosoeo0 BOWWITOTOOOVOIOVIHOIIVSSOOIVVIOTIVIOGVTHSODS | Hike it" minister had waxed eloquent concern-|was going to put a nickel in the col- a “ ‘Shore, I Mke tt!’ says 1. ‘ming thrift of the real and mistaken |joction plate, but after you eaid 0 Rough on the Dog. Ping along in a street car, when & naitwitted myself!’ "—Kansas City | kind. much about’ putting money to the IBS CARLBON was one of the| judged they were college wtudenta| StF After dinner was finished and the |best uses [ made up my mind I'd aave 3 IN was 0} by tineit'Ainny clothes ‘and queers | -_— family had adjourned to the plazza,|it for some real need,"—Harper’s young women who are deter- mined to always have their own way in the face of all obstacles. When the conductor came along to take up her tickets and found her seated with a dog in her lap, he said: “Madam, I am very sorry, but you can't have your dog in this car, It's against the rules.” shall hold him in my lap all the way,” she replied haughtily, “and be will not disturb any one.” “That makes no difference,” said the conductor, “I couldn't allow my own dog to ride in here. Dogs must ride in the baggage car, I'll fasten him all right for you,” “Don't you dare touch my dog, sir!" leried Miss Carlson excitedly, “1 will trust him to no one!" Very indignantly the young woman marched to the baggage car, tled the dog and returned. About fifty miles furthor on, when the conductor came through the car again, Miss Carlson inquired: wa gon tell me if my dog ts all right “Lam very sorry, madam,” replied the conductor politely, “but' you tled jhim to a trunk, and he was thrown oft with it some tme ago.”—Phila- delphia Ledger, —_—_ a Born Diplomat.’ 66] JARRY, I am boginning to H believe the baby looks like you. “Are you, deur?” “Yes, I notice it more and more avery day. I'm so glad!" “Do you really want bim to look like me?" “Of course I do. I've been sorry lever since we had him christened | that we didn't give him your n0."" “Sweetheart, you don't know how happy you make me by saying that “And, Harry dear, I found the love- Mest hat to-day. 1 don't believe I ever saw anything that was so be- coming to me. It's $25. Do you think I ought to pay that mugh for @ hat?" Chicago Record. Felt Like One of Them. UTHDR day,” related old Ded Bing, the Ok'shoma poner i oun ste 7S ome on ee -e He' Cound GeY us HAtDson? oF WT yet. ADVISE. THe.’ SENATOR” ‘ForTHREE! STUFF! WELL FOR THA ---- SAY - wort's HAPPENED? MEST WITH AN ACCIDENT? EEE EEE ENE ARETE Oe SRM WILLIAM NOURE HOPELESSLY OUT OF DATE - GQT TO ‘TONE YOU UP WITH sove " BiG TIME” WEVE, shaped heads. The car was pretty} full, and they pushed and snorted back and forth in the aisie, tramp- ing on people's feet and commit- ting similar frivolities that-a-way, Bimeby they all rared back and fetched loose a long yell. A Timely Warning. RS. WINN invited the minister to return home with her for dinner on Sunday, Then the good man accepted’ WORLD, Monday. September 30. TTS LLL ee CooriiaM 121K wrens Muviiaine Cod MvERINE Worms NOPE ~ ay YusT Now MET DAS SENATOR’! to-day, my lad?" “Yea, sir, “Tam glad to it," said the mint going to put the and the Little seven- replied hea TENSE | MOMENTS $999999062900000 ’ 1-LETS CROSS OVER TO THE OTHER CORNER, MISS BROWN. - BuT- THE CARS SToP On THIS CORNER, LEGGo MY_ARM, Pete, Tiel REHEARSE THIS HIGHBROW SALUTE! Od PQDDQE®DOWODGIWOGQODO]OQOOVSIS) ‘Comriahe MA Paes Pebiabing Ca UY mvening arms HEY, BILL, DID YA Guim THA BUTTONHOLE BOoKAY ? ANDO HE HATES ‘EM Too! HEY-LISTEN, ED, SHE'S A SCHOOL “TEACHER: LETS ALL RAISE OUR HANDS! TRYING To SHOO TOUR NEW CRUSH PAST THE BUNCH ON THE CORNER. AW, GIVE THE Boy A CHANCE! MAYBE He's Too AER HE HAS SWELL FRIENDS! the minister asked the little boy ‘ere you interested in the sermon kindly sson into use?" By Ferd G. Long WODPOOOOOGOOOLGS) HE TRIED To Borrow MY SPORT-SHWRT- rank. that you liked Magazine ee a Better Than a Sunset. SP TOWAS oventide, The small Ind I stood on the bridge clapping his hands vigorously, Beyond the brow of tho hill a dull, red glow suffused the sky. litue boy!" remarked who was a little near. it does my heart good to eee that, you appreciate yon aloud effect.” 6 replied the lad, “I've “Are you “A real poet without doubt, And do you watch the sunset often, little ‘Sunset? Why, that ain't @ sunset, Gov'nor; that's our achool house bura- ing down."—Natlonal Monthly. —————_—— Her Reward. RS. SIMPPR found herself for the first time without a cook, She had paid the highest wages and suffered patiently from their carelessness and caprice, Af- ter preparing several moals with her own fair hands and gaining oo in the art she approached her hus band with @ brilliant proposition, “What do you say, dear,” she gan, “if we do without a onok am keep the money for my very ok for one month, what sald the husband, “by the end of the month you will get one ef those long crepe volls for widow™,"=— more cencneiceciiiionsmenseathihitenetidas i