The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1915, Page 14

SeTAPAeHED HT sOrern FLITE ree ia Mee OF ¥ of a hee veqpure Kose sosnn Fel “Kecrsiery, 0h bart how. “7 fecont Clnes Mater oe Anca ont AN Countries te the Inter aatiomms Peete! Unies oe One tor . - on One Meow ” DEFINITELY LOCATED. 6 DR. DUMBA reviews his conduct in the light of euler quent events be professes himself uneble to eee that he dul ought save use every proper means of Ciewuading our eitinens (Austrians end Hungarians) trom committing the crime of bigh (reason ageinet the country to which they owed their aiiegiance But the Ambemedor bad « more definite view of ie poten y whee he wrote in bis own hand to the Austro-Hungarian Minster of Foreign Affaire on the twentieth day of last month 1 am under the impression that we evuld, tf not entirely prevent the production of wer material in Bethiehem and iv the Middle West, at any rete strongly Gisorganize 1 and hold it up for mouths. We note that Dr. Dumba feels he has been deprived of # bearing [We note, however, that what be has to say includes no explanation of his deliberate proposal to tie up American industries operating under American laws. —_———-+ - —_——_ Government to Forbid “Treating” in London-—Headline. War may do it. Nothing else ever succecded. ——-4 ——__—_—- ODDS ON CARRANZA. LL. evidence going to show that Carranza can qualify ae states- man, ruler and defender of constitutional liberties will be eagerly welcomed by the representatives of various American republics, including our own, who find the job of getting Mexioo on ite feet without actually touching it hard one. “Interference either directly or indirectly in the internal affairs invited to lend « hand have seen to thal provieo. Then what can be done except to recognize a de facto Mexican government? And since the factions can’t agree on one, what alternative but to pick tho strongest claimant and back him to restore order? This is not complete and benevolent rehabilitation of Mexico by the great and powerful nation which aims to keep things as they should be on this continent. In fact, so far as the hopes of many @anguine citizens of the United States are concerned, it is a distinct come down. It may be, however, that our fellow conferrees from South America are helping us to the plain and practical solution. ‘They have had more experience than we with populations like that of Mexico. What Mexico works out for itself will be worth more to it than what might be forced upon the nation by well-meaning outsiders. Carranza is the native force that now seems most likely to get Mexico in hand. It is apparently the intent of the Pan-American lerence to add up the points to his credit and make the sum total k convincing. Nine thousand policemen have indorsed woman suffrage. Approval from those who know the worst. 4 A SPORT THAT WEARS WELL. HHREE AND A HALF MILLION men and women in the United T States play golf, according to the esteemed Times, We think the estimate enthusiastic. Nevertheless this healthful if somewhat ritualistic game has taken firm hold upon the eountry—to the especial benefit of busy men who regularly forsake their desks for it. “Royal and ancient” it may be, but no nation has honored it by playing it with greater 2eal—not even Scotland, where, in the fif- teenth century, an austere Parliament felt obliged to declate it “stetut and ordainit that in na place of the realme there be usit fute-ball, golfe, or uther sik unprofitable sportis.” Mary Stuart was a golfer. When her husband was murdered her enemies declared that, such was her hardness and indifference, she was seen, a few days after, “playing golf in the fields beside| Seton.” Charles I. was another. So was James IJ. The late King| Edward VII. was in his earlier years captain of the famous StwAn- drews Club. But demceratic America when after 1890 it took to golf quickly gave the gare a wider following, better courses, more beautiful auc- roundings and finer club houses than Scotland and England ever provided. And in recent years Scotch and English professionals have found more golf in this country than at home, Hits From Sharp Wits. We agree with him that there was a great mistake somewhere, But we are convinced that it has been correctly located. | of Mexico is not contemplated.” The South American Governments | The fact that “there's no place like home” is why some men stay out nights.—Pittsburgh Press. iui he A stingy man will let another share his views if not his prospects,—Des- eret News. Hard for some people to get wise to the fact that if they use cheap ma- terial they must expect cheap results. —Philadelphia . Whenever a man has at last quo- ceeded in selling something that for a Jong time nobody wanted, his friends det his Uiat he mage a mistake tn selling it #0 cheap. ‘Albany Journal. The “don't - worry” admonitio A Reply to G. #, Te the Valtor of The Evening World: In reply to G. inquiry: Firet of all ftho clerk is being paid for his and, furthermore, the boss has given anything to the clerk for personal uso, therefore the clerk comes always from persons who have polwing to worry them.—Albany Jour- nal, Nobody pays attention to a man who 1s always talking. even when he | happens to hav aa haye something to say. After a man gets the reputation of Deing a fool, he can attract a lot of notice by acting sensibly once in a while, ee Most people who ride in street cars are agreeable greeable ones ar conspicuous. wn The man who never expects to own 2 auto can tell, without a moment's esitation, what make of machine h refers.-Toledo Blade, . thank his boss. The employer does not expect any thank yous, as he knows that his men do not labor for the love of i, Borough Hall, fo the Kditor of ‘The Brening World: Kindly inform me just where in Brooklyn I can secure @ marrige li- conse, a ‘ That ts why the disw- | ~ ame | Police Hf By Roy L. RS. JARR soanned the morn- ing paper eagerly. M “For a Monday morniog there are very few,” she re- marked balf to herself. “Very few what?” asked Mr, Jarr. “Bargain sales? Engagements? Wed- dings or divorces?” “How foolish you talk!” exclaimed Mrs, Jarr. ‘The Sunday papera are the papers that have the bargain sale advertisoments and the engagement and marriage notices, mostly. Monday papers are the ones to read for those dreadful automobile accidents, I can’t bear to think of them!" “If you can't bear to think of them what do you look #o eagerly for?” Mrs, Jarr regarded him with an ex- pression of surprise, “Don't I wish to see if any of our friends have been killed?” abe asked, “The Stryvers ha @ fine machine and so has Clara Mudridge-Smith, and one can never tell what will bap Everybody seems to g0 riding ike speed maniacs on Sun- days, and #o the Monday morning papers are full of accounts of au- tomobile accidents that make one shudder.” “But are they more interesting than divorce sults?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Divorce suits are not interesting, they are shocking,” was the reply, “and some of these automobile ac- cidents lead to divorce sults because people get injured—both men and women—when automobile riding with people they should not be tm the company of." ‘Well," said Mr. Jarr, “then wo should be happy we can't afford an automobile, This keeps us out of the | casualty wards of the hospitals and | the divorce courts.” | #1 don't know about that,” replied Mrs. Jarr, “Here I see the Billing- tons are getting @ divorce, You re- member the Claude Billingtons—they have four automobiles “1 thought they got along nicely to- gethan—I n the Billingtons and not the autos,” remarked Mr. Jarr, “Mr. Billington got a divoree from his first wife, who had been divorced from Wer first husband, who divorced m. The Jarr Family ficiency! © Rs. TK demain ait 8 ees ee é.MCHOLS McCardell Copyright, 1015, by the Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Wrening World), Jarr, “She was very prominent in civic club affairs. She divorced her husband to marry Claude Billington, and it’s all very romantic, because {t is said ehe will marry the man Who married Claude Billington’s first wife after Claude Billington divorced her.” Mr, Jarr mopped his brow and moaned, “It's too much for me," he wasped. “I can follow you in tho automobile matter, but this divorce forgive and forget and remember and marry again is too bewildering for me. “Well,” eald Mra, Jarr, “if you ex- pect to keep posted on Who's Who in Society you will have to remember who's divorced and who are about to be. If you don’t you are Hable to make terrible mistakes and ask p since you last saw them only to learn that they are all somebody eise's wives and busbands now.” Reflections Copyright, OMETIMES signing the marria, ounce of a man’s sentimental vi S were on straight and if her wings w It ts never lack of time, lack of interest. self up by plunging over a precipice. In these days of engentes, femin their romance vicariously and are gr: & cowboy movie drama, his wife to marry her, and then he {wont back to his firat wife, who got | divorce from her second husband you remember,” sald Mra, Jarr, Mr. Jarr opencd his eyes wide. “Not only {s the Hillington matrt- monial mixup out of my memory, but to even try to follow them drives mo out of my senses,” he sald. “Phew!” “Put you remember the tall, ely | Blonde who was Claude Billington's wecond wife, don't you?” asked Mra, A nasmmaetoe ple how their wives and husbands are | A Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland . 1918, by the Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Bvening World.) Mr. Jarr Learns That By J. H. Cassel The Evening World Daily Magazine. Monday. September 20. 1915 Tt Autos Are Self-Starting “Divorce Wagons.” ! “But how about asked Mr. Jarr, “There are no children—in most cases,” said Mra, Jarr, “and when | there are children, people who want to | wet divorces do not stop to consider | the children. They say theygintend to live thelr own lives in their own way and the children are sent to boarding achool"— “To live their little lives in any old way,” interjected Mr. Jarr. T suppose so,” said Mra. Jarr, with a sigh; “but, after all, there are plenty of nice people who marry and when they have a little quarrel kiss and make up, like we do.” “Yes,” said Mr, Jarr, “I have noticed that it is the divorced man who generally marries the divorced woman.” the obildrent” “Bo long as we haven't our firet automobile or our first divorce we will live plainly in the old-fashioned way without figuring in automobile accidents or the divorce court,” said Mrs, Jarr. “You should be very thankful, But still it would be nice of ge certificate seems to take the last tality. The kind of woman that a man calls “womanly” ts one whose first thought, on getting into Paradise, would be to look and see if her halo ere a perfect match. courage, nor lack of opportunity that keeps & man from pursuing a woman; it ie nothing on earth but lack of Marriage is that point in love’s young dream at which you wake your: fam and bachelor flats moat girla take ateful for a “thrill-tn-three-reels” trom After a man has been driving women tandem and his flirtations four in-hand for ten or twenty years it 1s foolish for any girl to expect him te settle down calmly into double-harness himself and trot along Uke dear old Dobbin, Friendship is the oxygen that s of the joy of living. timulates the heart and pumps it full It {8 not half so hard to die for love as to find a love worth dying for, ‘The lighter the husband, the heavier the marriage yoke. to have an automobile and ride out in the cool evening air this hot) weather.” “But think of the accidents every Sunday night that fill the Monday morning papers!" Mr. Jarr remarked. “There are just as many caroful automobile owners who do not get burt as there are well-behaved mai ried people who don’t get divorce said Mrs. Jarr. Dollars and Sense. By H. J. Barrett. Coprright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Kvening World), This Man's Land Works for Him Overtime. 6 G7 THOBE three lots, each meas- uring 60 by 160, are worth about $2,000 apiece,” re- flected Belding. “If I ereot three bungalows at a cost of $8,000 each Tl bave an in- vestment repre- eonting $15,000, They should rent at $35 a month each, showing me about 8 per cen! gross return, U keep, repairs, de- preciation and —onn taxes CUS m6 down to @ point that would be un- profitable were it not for the increase in land values.” On the back of an envelope he idly sketched the three lots as he planned to develop them, “I wonder why this wouldn't work?” he mused, and re-sketched the plan as follows: “By building seven bungalows facing inward, around a prettily land- scaped court, my Investment ‘will he increased to 27,000; my total income from rentals will come ——— to $245 a month, showing me a gross return of nearly Il per cent, The only sacrifice is that of using back-yard space,” Belding sought out a competent architect and within a few months the houses were completed. A mod- erate sum expended in beautifying the court with shrubs and fountains enwired a demand for hie property ‘The real estate editors of the local papers considered this new develop- ment plan of sufficient news Interest to describe it In thelr columns, ac- companied by an filustration, ‘This publicity, coupled with a little space in the classified columns, brought many prospects, Within two months each of the bungalows wan leased at a figure which ylelded a good return. By building seven bungalows Instead of three Belding was able to supply a far better structure for the same rental, To-day Belding's tdea ts be- ing widely copied. It is in Ine with modern {deas of space conservation ir money. ‘This is genuine economic progress, A ‘lla AA a TTT eee The Stories Of Stories Plots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces B Albert Payson Terhune ow me Pumas ¢ . Wa NO. 54 -THE LOST MANUSCRIPT; by Otto Larsen. CIN F were popular Preac ey jong be qned y that overioohed -” * * * : ; . wo © Te Ree Von & mo vediet foie aPey Ot De porele th oO wttic ot pure Gardens before (he tme of ty pewrition manuscripts end pwbiel ore were in the habit of sending office boys or printers’ devils erowne 0 thelr various euthors at stated intervals te collect what had Ween @rities end We carry tt « printe yoy Whoee duly i war to make theee eo tlons tor Lucten's pub ore war & broken nosed, eifinfared treet wrebin of fourteen Me eaed to stroll along the streets, bie pockets bulging with manuscripts thet Bune periiougly far out and thet alt aye seemed on the verge of tumbling tate the gutter When Adolphe would stop for « street Nabt (as he often 414) oF te try to eteal «@ Kise from Virginie, the barmaid ot « nearby tavern (ae be far oftemer 414), the prectous manuscripts would fall io showers all ever the pavement. After the fight or the struggle for « kiss be would gather them up, shove (hem loosely back into bis pockets nnd siouch along om bu eultry morning Lucien sat Me w just finishing the last page of bie nove! ind’s ¥ novel's loome sheets lay epread out on the dewk All (he windows were w mn | Huddenly a mighty gust of hurricane wind burst inte | cought up the loose sheets and sent them awirling out of the « dow, An instant later a cloudburet of rain began to fall. Lucien gro “There goes the labor of months!” he almost n le pamconnms, the loot pages, They are strewn al time, My book aan never be rewrt te #0 wearisome as to No hope of Ondtng over Paris by this en ork over the same | ond time. J can't do tt And he did not. He gave himesif up to the despair of knowing that tie | beloved novel, “The Wind's Power,” would never be published. The wind had robbed him of it, onth later the morning math brought a package addressed to “M Careleasly Lucien opened the wrappings, Out fell a set of 6 eet of proofs, of a novel—of his own novel, “The Wind's whose manuscript had been blown, sheet by eheet, out of hia etudy window! | —- Lucien stared aghast, dizrtly inereduloun. Here was Lis lost story, the story whore pages had flown broadcast over the roofs and trees. And pres- | ently the novelist was seized by a feeling of awe, This reappearance of hie vanished manuscript in printed form was supernatural, It could not be ex- plained except by ghostly intervention He told the story. It waa believed. Occult cults and paychtcn! soctetion took {t up, ‘Thanks to tt the book was « great success. People declared that no compoattor could have set type from a manuscript which no longer ex+ | isted, Yet the proofs were evidence that it had been set. It was the mystery of the year. | Then one day Adolphe called on Lucien and contenand. As the boy had been walking through the Luxembourg Gardens Suat fornnnnng, after the hurricane and the rainstorm (his pockets 3 The Mystery H jammed, as usual, with manuscripts) he had aeen on Explained. the grass @ sheet of paper in Lucien's familiar hand- writing, It had blown thither and had to the ground by the heavy rain. Power.” ‘ Adolphe jumped to the conclusion that {t was a part of one of the bunch of manuscripts he had just been collecting and that It had dropped from his own pocket, He knew he would be discharged for losing so valuable a piece of work, so he spent an hour hunting for the rest of the missing pages. | ‘As the downpour of rain had followed ao closely upon the cyclone none of the sheets had been carried far by the wind. And by careful search | Adolphe found them all {n the Gardens or sticking to the nearby pavements. He gathered them together in correct order, delivered them to the printer— and kept his mouth shut. en plastered It was the first page of “The Wind's Mollie of the Movies By Alma Woodward == Copyright, 1916, by the Press Pubilshing Co, (he New York Evening World), VE sure had a spectral week!| charge a dollar for a six months for- I'm not one to take any bull,| tune, don't yuh? Well, I'm goin’ to he r generous an’ give yuh year’s for : saa a yuh a year's f ao I've never visited fortune! nix, cull. It's stripes what run cross- tellers, spiritual seances nd} ways, a litte hammer, @ little stone such, Espoctally since I'm in the | a2’ coffee in a un cup. Good night, rae : movie busness I know there Isn't apy one who has a chance on foretelling what'll happen to me from one minute to the next. But, like other weak mortals, I fall for things once, anyway; so Tuesday I went to one of thoge wizards who guarantee to tell you the income of your future husband. One of the girls 2 the company coaxed me to go with or. His rates were @ dollar for six months’ fortune; two for @ year's; three for five years, and five for @ whole lifetime, The girl | went witty had forked up five three months te fore, and was going back with an other Ove to see if he didn’t have flousier lifetime for her in the new stock. No one put me wise that there are laws against fortuno tellers or that the city had a price on the head of each one of them, and just when this guy wees telling me that 1 wai going to cross water and sleep in a strange bed (so new for us movie People), there come a couple of gen- Ue raps on the door with an axe, The blamed thing caves in on me, and the fortune teller geta pinched holding my hand! But I simply had to toss it to th bull who copped him. He was a wit, all right. Right off he spouts: “Yuh Naturally the incident u sensitive nature, being as yaa ralph say an Acceasory after the fact An 5 ‘urning to the studio, pitas itd She Secor, who ok te lam J. Bunkerton, detective, had been prox ited to nees eth Alm and that I was cast : tool bless: the coke coquette, ‘m used to character make can be a pretty convincing Kigches mechanic in the morning and a duoh . ess that isn’t any slouch in the after. noon. But, gosh! that Bunkerton chap sot my goat. Every time you turned round he was a different nationality. And even though you knew it was a disguise, in five minutes he'd bypno- tize you into thinking tt was real. They say I never acted like I acted in that picture; but, gee, that wesa't acting! I was all gooseflesh most of the time; he just had me buffaloed, and ever since I've been hitting the ery tonio pretty Hvely trying to jot my temperament toned down, But just imagine being the wife of such a man! Just qs innocent ag anything, she could get-a reputation as a Mormonette with him leaving as Svensk in the morning, co: home as a bloomin’ Englishmay going Ri Kd bs day as a West In- jan planter. ere's urns | widence for you! oe bata’ Wit, Wisdom and Philosophy GOOD COMPANY, By Thomas Fuller. OMPANY 1s one of the greatest|men, know to thy eomfort thou pleasures of the nature of man, eu in thy calling and therefore in' For the beams of joy are made | 218 keeping, hotter by reflection when related to The company he kee oie ment by help herent’ men Sone another, and otherwise gladness it, welf must grieve for want of one to —— the most close and mye@tical derstanding him for one of the aame religion, life and manners with express itself to, It 16 unnatural for a man to hug and court solitariness, It ig observed that the furthest islands in the world are so seated that there is none so remote but that from some shore of it another iglund or continent may be discerned as if hereby nature invited countries to @ mutual commune one with another, Wihy, then, should any man affect to environ himself with so deep and great reservedness as not to communicate with the society of others? And though we pity those who imade solitariness their refuge in time of persecution, we must con- demn such as choose it tn prosperity, Wor well may we count him not well in his wits who will live always under a tree because others in a storm shelter mseives under it, Yet a desert is better than a de. bauched companion, For the wild- ness of the place is but grim, while the wildness of bad persons is also infectious, Better, therefore, ride alone than have a thief's company, And such is a wicked man who will rob thee of precious time if he doth no more mischief. We must not only avoid sin itself, but also the causes and occasion thereof, among which bad company ta the chiefest, If thou beest oast into bad com- associates, Augustus Caesar " thus to discern his two daughters’ ine clinations, for, being once at a public show where much people were pres- ent, he observed that the grave Sen. ators talked with Livia, but loose youngsters and riotous persons with ba “He that eats cherries wit \- men shall haye his eyes Tet ae with the stones.” This outlandiah proverb hath in It an English truth that they who constantly converse with men far above thetr ‘some shall reap shame and loss thereby, It thou payest nothing they will you no inember of their company} if He peymnenta thou keepest pace with win dheir long irides Wi short lege” 11 soon tire ‘0 affect always to be the bi @ company argues a base dispostt tion." Gold always worn in the same puree with silver loses both its color, and weight, and so to o ‘Be al. Ways with inferiors degr: @ man of hiv worth, Such there are that love to be the lords of the compan while the reat must be their tenante, as if bound by their lease to appreve, praise, admire whatsoever they say, To conclude, good company is not only profitable while a man lives, but sometimes when he is dead, For he 1 count pany, like Hercules thou must sleep with thy club in thine hand and stand on thy guard. And if against thy will thou fallest among wiaked that was buried with the bones of Hlisha by @ posthumous mii that prophet recovered his ‘ite lodging With euch a fellow, f