The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1915, Page 16

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING “WORLD, Tuesday. September 14. 1915 SOE ERO Oe RR “F "MATTER, POP?” a . a a a a a a “ By C. M. Payne wittin f we usvwr] Do THAT It Doetwy Loon } 1 Wetiet 5 @ AFRAID OF GIT A SPLINTER IW yer FINGER, Ase you the weliest nctrem in New Pork and ore you willing to admit BF G0, (here te an evgagement «wait fag You at the AH. Woods offices Bimerit equippet to ) (04 Will permmally sein Be discusmed the matter ide yerterday and several actresmes Were ment oI As the writer of Chie Cepartmrent ts desirous of pre Serving bis peace of mind, no names | WU be given bere EXTRA! | The latest from Maris is to the of fest that Haran Bernbardt, who tan't| to come here to act, will come here! te act about Christmas time, NOTHING IN IT epee TE Freee Petmehing On OT Rremtag Wane) Oh “a J Waiter Kingsley of th oo de. ee se 4. ee ry 1 SEE, MY HEART AHO MY Rocker Book \ . —_ flee that the Godowsky dog is to be Ae Cie Ol NE i ( ARE HITCHED TO TH S@ME STRING ) - BuT 10 GET BACK TO my , OH! IVE PUT T Diss se. Sie ake aie ANN THING HER HEAT WOULD WANT THEM BOTH OPEN TOGETHER I'D BUY s [ INSURANC € POLICY LETS D . Hat i— Thar SHE CouLONT HAVE HER & FINE HOUSE IN FIFTH AVENUE - SEE, YOULL WANT TO ( OWN aLReanr-/ $100. At least, Joe Drum,'who puts pote oe en re Six WHE pier-pae HE AL \ 1S, WONT ( MERCHANT) |! NS pieces in the newspapers about her, ¢ BA % —____ m4 ABnounces she will got rid of that amount, and Joo is regularly em- ployed, and has bis star and other eredentials, Here's the idea: Miss Ir- ‘win will give $1,000 to the author who writes the best comedy or farce pro- @uced jn this country during the #ea- on just started. it musi be the au- “s first brain-child; its theme must American, and the cast must be made up entirely of Americans. T prise will be ded Sept. 1, 1916, after a committee of Now York's in- Yeterate first-nighters, selected by Miss Irwin, has passed on the plays. ‘That's all, except that Miss Irwin ing in "88 Washington Square” ‘the Park Theatre, ZUKOR MISSED THE FIGHT. Adolph Zukor, President of the peed Players Film Company, and Bee, terre for Brighton Baturday WELL THAN evening to see the McFarland-Gibbons JDNESS' 3 = i vy they passed Tw \ STILL HAVE. ns 1 SEE 1 CAN'T ." HEALTH QTM. NOT GROWING RECOVER THAT 3 ~ 2 DEAF! FIVE DOLLAR GOLD PIECE ~ BuT IT'S JUST THERE ~ ~Tt a i (~<a RB) s| 7, | aS over west. Ma: “What street did we just cross?” asked Mr. Zuk “Twenty-alxth," I A couple of minutes later Mr. Zukor AS WELL. I'D ‘was in front of the burning studio at = ca Nos. 213-227 West Twonty-sixth Street, F . ‘and there he stayed nearly all night. IT To MY A % LANDLADY. MiI88 WEBBER RETURNS. Florence Webber arrived in New York from Portland, Me., yesterday and almost immediately began re- hearsing for the principal role in "Luxury," whieh will go. out der Charles Wuers's management in the cast will be Forrest Huff, Arthur Albro, Joseph W. Her- bert, Fritz! von Busing, Gipsy Dale, Eddie Morris, Emily Fitsroy and H. Burton, Miss Webber spent summer in musical stock, Some some far-seeing manager wilt give ber a Broadway chance, and a )—- Bumber of other little prima ‘donnas ‘will have to look to their laurels. MUSICIANS HAVE A PLAN. The Executive Board of the Amort- ean Federation of Musicians yester- @ay made a proposal to the Board of rectors of the United Managers’ jective Axsociation to take up differences between musicians and theatre managers, wherever they may exist over the country, and use their good offices to nettle The Fepresentatives of the managers told @he board to go ahead, This may e to be a solution of the problem nih RAE PO MEN te 8 — peeve a managers have been facing con- oerning a way to get what they call treatment from the musicians. js no trouble in New York Go! a Elisabeth Marbury is at White Sulphur Springs. Mr. and Mrs. v. 3.Coban celebrated their forty-first wedding anniversary Sunday. * Jerome Kern has written another gong for Julian Eltinge to sing in “Cousin Lucy.” Oliver Morosco will put “The Un- chastened Woman" into rehearsal to- ‘ ieeccew, After ke me ny at-school Tom tumbled into bed “Oh, if you need help we'll do all we can.” Then And then the Syilias, Sewsns hes been made very’ much afraid that he would not know his lesson | \along came Jack and u} Ane. then these was & lustie and other Bylowisnd manager of the Empire Theatre, New- upon the following day. Then Simple Simon popped s . children upon their way to school gathered about to man js an old man in Frohman circles. his hea¢ over the foot of Tommy's bed and said: i i -O, a watch and shout. | Meanwhile Old Mother who “You spell it once S-O," she said. “Another time In Ope-Eye-World Tom asked his mumsi S-E-W. Yet S-O-W is right, too. It depends upon went to school, Said she: O is SO tepals what you mean.” Surprise caused Tom to tumble over | fat—SO Ii Q while S-E-W means to the border of Bylowland, and Mother Goose calle? | SEW a seam, and S-O-W is used like this, ‘Farmers SOW seeds."" When this was | R. Alfred Jones, manager of the “What's the trouble, Tom? You are late tumbling off i i i id is Bylowland’s school ma'am, had missed most of i Birand, is recovering f ws ig O' ; s ; . y 3 1 mu most of her after him: “To-morrow, if you know ho i , e frintainmatory vhecrmatian. “*t*°k| | tosleep." Tom told him, snapped Jack; “my sister’s right, | know. class, and now she came to fetch them, used, to the head of the class a Tay Eo! Weach iS | dered of to school quite happily, = "Conia to-morrow} cera Sright has jae Tell is ‘DICK’S THE STORY OF A YOUNG MAN WHO “MADE Goop" Hitchcock show and then foui Dd ILLUSTRATED BY WILL B. JOHNSTON Comper Riireteee, rc .cnt tee frend ae ©. donnerens « _ By Hazen Conklin Gasoline which appear Stella Carol isn't coming to America hen needed. Her salary ts a|for a while. After being rescued from quart of milk purr week the Arable she accepted a singing en- William Elliott furnished a fine| &#sement in London. When she does @uite of offices in the Aevlian Building | me it will be on an American ebip. two weeks ago and hasn't been in it y Cohan & Harris have started re-| douu uf the wew Tip. hearsals for Leo Ditrichatein's new | PO ee ent Us an orig- y, “Jean Paurel.” Virginia Brooks|!4! Umerick, She says that if we'll prominent role print it she'll send the paper to her Bana Ferber, co-author with George| {MY out tn Dubuque, fa. All right V. Hobart of Ethel Barrymore's new , “Roast Beef, Medium," has ar- abs hala eset eared rived oon Chicago to attend the Feld tee: Mr. Bp Fi gehearsals, He Wok "een thereattel, be Grace Valentine of “Brother 2 ee Masons," has an admirer who writes ANSWER TO IN her in rh ‘The other day he] Miss Nel oe aa Beatie re ana FON And lene TLocoum, “Paterson, ‘last spring Mas Mritigus Weep. mevtog plotureal a ‘© companies were on tour at the were not shown at the Park Theatre cin” afternoon as planned. The) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Xnoltier part of Iris policy was punctuality in appointments. ie made it a rule never to “show up” before the time his pupil had promised to Also, not only the operations performed in dri was another Dick strove the car but the tahy" and the mechanical effect se i hens te cae can tees ean enor we Finally, fit gave a service of unfailing courtesy, w ‘He carefully “kept his place,” catered to his Pupils’ DIK toe fee ape tunity to teaching theories into pi 5 pupil was. tion of the Commissioner of was not forthcoming. Maglatrete-What brought you A mer ene . ‘of the cap | cach Was carefully explained, No lessons were hur- | imagined to exist, then the was to oper J moods and whims, and carefull i _Rossike Dolly turned down a Priaoner—Two poll wrsing at fled through or skimped, as, they, sometimes are | ate the car exactly as it be operated under those | bbe ready, nor to keep the pupil waiting after that | when os carefully, tert his teripey even in California to burry to| Magistrate—Drunk again, @ht by careless or indifferent isructors, ssnditions, some proved unreasonable or unduly coup the srebedinale of __Prisonee—Yes, re Y ' Continued to-morrai, }