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a —— ow~g pe — oe . “. The Evening World Daily Magazine. Tuesday, September 14, 1915 Mrs. Solomon j|- By Helen Rowland i COE Oe te Prem Pottvmning Ce The Row Name Booming Wome ease . : Y Daughter, | come upon @ damerl sitting beside the river TET And when { had observed (hal she wee reading @ Robert Chamber novel | edmonished her, saying “Tell me, ob Simple One, WHY dost thou take thy sentiment vicariouss ly? For there is ne such thing ae LOVE, a0 it ie in novels! But she soswered me, saying Ney, verily, my Mother! There is no such thing as @ Perfect Loves , OUTRIDE of is! Therefore, do | devour them, thet | may jolly myseit.* ' And I questioned her further, saying "Go to! Why dost thou pot MARKY thea, and hi ear Dut she replied sorrowfully, saying "Verily, verily, ob my Mother, 1 WILL. marry at the appotnted timay Yea, | shall marry Even when I meet « man so TACTFUL witha! that be doth mot ate tempt to kiss me without firet telling me thet he loveth me. “When I meet « man so CONSIDERATE that he will arise from hig je me, upon the piazza, depart early, saying to thy beauty sleep, Beloved. Let not ME keep thee awake after avin WwW By J.H. Casse! | ALWAYS REGRETTABLE. RMANY'S ecaplenstion of the submarine atiack which | only just missed destroying the Ordune is, like the note on the Arsbic, @ shifty attempt to ‘ook et once con sistent and “not guilty” The Orduna pote says the were not to atteck any liner. This is the second time the Ger Foreign Office has indorsed the assurance transmitted to this nat through Ambastador Bernstorff Sept. 1. The message concern * ing the Arebic contained Bqually plein reassertion that liners heave forth were not to be lorpedoed without warning But with this general proposition all plainness ds | In the case of the Arabic, Germany pointed out, the submarine commander thought the liner might be going to ram bim—a regret. table mistake. In the case of the Orduna it is claimed the thickness of the * weather made it impossible for the submarine commander to tell the character or nationality of (he vessel—though it was clear enough for him, after his torpedo had missed, to shell her until she was oul of range. If the Orduna liad gone to the bottom, if the twenty-two Ameri wans aboard had been murdered like those on the Lusitania, we take it Germany would only have expressed profound regret that the © weather was so bad and the submarine captain so impulsive. i In short, we have said before, Germany's latest attitude amounts to this: Submarine commanders have received inspructions. But the Imperial German Government cannot confidently predict that faithful sons of the Fatherland will at all times remember or observe them. Under the most untoward circumstances of undeserved drown- ing end dev.th, however, it will al e with love fore rine commander's instructions B vn | - 11 o'cloe! “When I meet # man so enamored of ME that his eye doth not brightem at the approach of another woman, nor bis check glow at the Matteries of pretty damsels and grass widows “When I meet a man so devoted that he can see naught to criticise Im me, and nothing to ‘improve’ about me, even after he bath decided to marry me. ‘When I meet a man so BUSY that he bath no time to dally with me at afternoon teas, nor to have his pails manicured during office hours, “When I meet a man so COURTEOUS that, after three months of ‘devor tion,’ he treateth me as politely af a casual acquaintance. “When I meet a man so Intelligent that be doth not offer to do my | thinking FOR me, neither to read aloud to me. “When I meet a man so chivalrous that he would rather commit bur- glary and arson than hurt my VANITY. “When I meet a man so GENEROUS that he would wear an old overs |ecoat for two seasons that I might have two new hats in one season, and would share, not only his last crust, but his morning newspaper with me! “Yea, then, and then only, shall | marry!” But I kissed her and wept upon her shoulder, saying: Go, thou Simple One, and study stenography! For thou hast doomed ve he safe to count upon Germany's Dy ‘ thyself to Eternal Spinsterhood!” vw deep regret. ; ; } j Selah. & Does Serlin really think that's all? f j | - - — = — —* a3 , | Dollars and Sense ao in his comings and goings James F. J. Archibald is said to . H By H. J. Barrett a enjoy the attentions of many governments, This time bis own - oa . ” will meet him at the pier. This Auto Dealer Profits by Appeal-; The second letter tactfully pres af — ing to the Women. sented the social advantages of an wrt investment in a machine; explained ESTON, here's a cartoon which has a direct applica- tion to our business,” re- how It enlarged one's acquaintance- ship and served as @ convenient method of repaying social obliga- marked Taylor, manager of the Swift | tone: emphasizes’ the distinction aaa Motor Car's local agency, as he passed appointments, and ended, as did the ‘a daily newspaper to his sales man- os letter, with a’ request for PAINFUL ECONOMY. sy IN ORDER to keep the city’s 1916 budget appropristions from climbing above this year’s total of $199,000,000, Mayor Mitchel proposes to save $1,100,000 by “a programme of painful and irk- * -somg economy.” This programme will involve drastic dropping of 4 city employees and cutting of city salaries with consequent hard feel- . ing and harsh words. ; ‘This is no time to find fault with attempts at municipal economy “ae belated and floundering though they be. But how much better if, ® instead of lopping off the sularies of its employees, the city could get | “more out of them for what it pays them now. If the Mayor could talk ~ higher efficiency instead of lower salaries there would be little of the e The Jarr Family “hardship and suffering” which he admits is inevitable under his 1 bought at the drug store, it was five Two weeks later, another mail- i Moreover if the city exacted a full and fair amount of work from Copyetght, 1915, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Broning World) Why should the Rockefellers charge | cents’ worth of benzine! ‘Those|ing campatan was launched, | meee _ those in its pay we should hear less about ruinous budgets and accumu-| ¢¢ QO HM, DEAR,” said Mrs] has a fire in the gas range. Simply|me @ dollar a gallon—only I never) Rocke nything from {name on the list was co ager. the opportunity of demonstrating its Weston noted the pictures which | Tn dealt with the successtul stratagems | Results proved the Ld bapposst eed adopted by a man’s wife ae on “teere than Cone Guano On aunay Mim, to invest in an automobile, requests for demonstrations were re< You mean that we ought to appeal | Fedvents thr (oom @ previous cam= paign in which men only were circus larized. In several qases the hus- bands appeared like lambs led to the slaughter, feebly blating protests. In others, they admitted that they had been considering the purchase of a car, but that the wife's influence ha turned the scale in the Swift's favor. It has been said that the American treats his wife as a superior, the Frenchman treats his as an equal and that the Englisuman treats hie as a servant. Like moet generali- zations, this dictum probably is of no particular significance. But, doubt- less in many cases opportunities to make sales through the feminine ap~ peal are overlooked. In the selection of @ home, an automobile, or, in fi ment {n which both bi ear more directly to the women?” “Exactly! We've been matling our. letters to men only, We should cover Mr. Jarr Listens to a “Sob Story,” |Woth man and. wife “simultaneously | with different arguments. Now that Chi . I think of it, L can recall scores of 2 ef where our sales were directly iefly About the Cost of Gasoline cise sthtie'aiuense” “T believe you're right, I'll take it up with Dalton to-day.” “Does it?” erled Mrs, Jarr. “Then | Jarr, and a smile lit up her face, “it it's, no wonder the Rockefellers are! wasn't five cent.’ worth of gasoline rich and taking it out of me, too! ellers didn't get Z +1 : two letters, one going to the head of 7* lated debts of extravagance. The employer who gets out of his em- Jarr with a sigh, as she| because Claude, the fireman, is her| buy a gallon; I'd be afraid to have it| me, after all!” two family at his office, the other to the best of which the: ble d looked up from the eve-| beau, sho'll take the most dreadful|!n the house—and let Mr. Stryver | == the tretter half at the home, The .» Ployees which they are capable does not have to cut wages ning paper, “nothing ever|risks, but I always use gasoline In| have it below cost?” frat letter emphasises eeures of or worry about expenses. He is too successful. seems to happen to us!” | daylight and at the open window.” Mr. Jarr tried to explain, but Ms. nlence and ip: talked about. the » Why can’t the city be that sort of boss? “What do you want to happen to! “1m glad you take such precau-| Jar paid little attention to his dis- | Sgwitte’ mechanical perfection and So Wags the World By Clarence L. Cullen in any inv economy of operation and wound up! band and wife are interested, it pays us?" asked Mr. Jarr, “If something | tion,” said Mr. Jarr. “But that isn't] #ertattons on economic | ee eho lettera Inatenee did happen you'd worry because !t/ what 1 was getting at. I wanted to] “Ob, I know you'd have some ex- | |with an offer of a demonstration. to recognize atter's Berlin and Vienna are welcome to row over Dumba, He did, You seem to be worrying be-jask you why you should worry about | cuse for the Rockefellers,” sald Mrs.) ‘hy, oie cates Rapihies On, ~ fen't our fault. cause you haven't anything 0) the price of gasoline when you al-|Jarr, “but 1 think it's real mean of) 0 ; ie Beauty and the Press Agent. worry you. ways get five cents’ worth at the drug| them charging me a dollar a gallon pea BUG GE man en we He “L have lot of things to worry me,” |store, Mr. Stryver worries at the | for gasoline.” wid Sel eae cores ic -Vacation Interlude.) PROMPT WORK. said Mra, Jerr. “But everybody | high cost of gasoline because he pays| “No, no, no!” erled Mr, Jarr, “You ; their husbands fetch them some 7. ao left hie name. A Fe seems to have adventures except us. | from 16 cents to 20 cents a gallyn for | have got it all wrong. You only pay | "'°* ittle gift quite unexpectedly they 188 RUB 4 The joy ride knew her, and she jumped HE wakeup of the Naval Advisory Board is already complete. | Pleasant adventures, I mean. People| \t for his autogyplle, but the way|at the rate of a dollar a gallon for Anstantly say to th ives, “Ah ha M Is back again in, town, ‘a the hail ings i H a are coming into fortunes every day,! you buy it you pay five cents for magoline because you buy in such} What has he been doing now?” (N. B. 1 saw her riding at her sanguld| Trae stood between her and the villaye wen scientific societi ave named twenty-two represen- pe ‘ y a6 ¥ It's a good thing f ft th \ case jail 4 ; ; eae t we are not.” little bit in a Wétie—that makes it] small quantities.” u OO TI S08 Bone (S88 ‘3th goda and men to please,| (Aithough the country aauii tatives, who, with Chairman Thomas A. Edison already ap-| “and people are dying every day | cost you about $1 « gallon,” “Come to think of It," declared Mrs, {#ift-eivers that thelr spouses are bet- | A sah (Om Bite “On che avenue. “all rash. laplaieecns' 4 pointed by Secretary Daniels, will meet on the sixth of next month|and we are not.” remarked Mr. Jarr. | ———————— ter suspectors than guessers) To her serene, o'erlooking view Who let the Ruby 90 and kept the ‘i " "t what really happens that | ¢ rns All men are grasa cash.) te organize. eats 24 aoa poi eres « * " If the sociological statisticians |“tnd ghe makes hay; but we will let) 4 rural pastor took her for hia tert, ‘The twenty-two nominated members of the board : x} But could get a line on the number of that pa: | ANd mulste thus to constable got newt, ” ty: area well bal-|avout worries that we expect. | uriosi Ce) rowds married folky who, after ten years of |A moat adventurous summer by the sca ‘anced group of ecientists, inventors, engineers—electrical, mechanical, |* days come and the days Ko and ‘She had. I have the facts as they HH’ dat cond te bas és fl} ; reer ; |connublality, still confuse habit with Noere told to me. ( . civil, mining—mathematicians and chemists—each eminent in his ne £8 UE oles rege ee By Sophie Irene Loeb jlove and who go on wondering why seencinat TReee seeds ane ones thew ‘ , : . DOU O OOOO C OOOO COTS LOOT COTO T OT OOOO OTTO OED S 4 P es would RST came a near-betrothal to 4] ,7, m field, Their leader is the American whose name above all others|really happens.” Covstight, 1918, by the Pree Publishing Co, (The New York ening World) pwoautiee assem Ps Count, FroA Che knee aawd to coer tac iy 4» mands for achievement and progress in making science serve man, gentile beanie ie 4h 7, ET a ma® stand on the|Besides, a crowd can very easily turn = Then loss of jewels held at fad-| "glad 2 . . ., yor bles ' atror y My . ¢ vel ‘i r Not pnly must valuable improvements originate in such a body,|qsked Mra, Jurt. “Now look here at so ipad ea a! He perpen enee After ‘all where: ta) estan are ty pocorn GON GENT. inksming fee | Compenaded eee On teh veacivce: oF Bi Mat every inventor and one<dea man in the country who hae a plan or|tmia article In the paper about sare ehjnet for any avons een policeman stop an! put, pshaw! It doesn't bother me. i ‘aped a flerce man-eating | He we te kal thous a ¢ suggestion that the nation might use can have a hearing without millionaire wanting a divorce be- pretty soon he can have|Not observed his Ae tec a cae bea The poor old dear wouldn't know Did I but seem to doubt = p : cause his wife was too extravagant. Oiflcer Was speukinu to the driver | ROW to talk to one of them if he met! wade yet again, borne breathless on| The faith in which he earns iw wave Fag halting or burdening the regular work of the Navy Department. How can & millionaire's wife be ex. [CVerY Dasserby staring In the wae ae el eet a ents tropic | Wer and of course he hasn't the nerve the wave, As loyal Boswell to a fickle Stage. . — } a POprE | tg r p 06 v' « Pp a ant - ir The Board has been completed with commendable despatch With |travawant? But what makes me sha hialy ag eerie we ee ar groan ap aaree n OiUy 18 ee acquainted with one of | gre hag. been. drriones but that one wet. dam Men Tit ailtosee: he a * 1 00! ate ot only this, bu rely 4 ple cony 7 ‘ ‘ " i shy brains on the wate prican 4 angry ie that he says all women are) : 4 olice: Aahe ; — Who, dodging a hasty fame, coyly she looks down, n the country’s best prait hh American inventors need no ceerevagant and epend too much on|Wil stop in thelr course and spend Malaatiae A aieeaten She driver: | sing That You Hain't So. Young As| Made but his gallant dash and fled, nor BE. W. 0. » longer be driven by indifference and red tape at home to betake them- clothes, 1 wager he doesn't go|uable tne in an Shoe to Bad Out yet the motley mob was ™ Nou West Wasns G8 perlina Some ae oie ———. i iralti 4 p bby!" hat the or re observing— " vated pel 01 5 e c . the ol a Le selves and their plans to admiralties abroad, ‘The United States Navy |*ravey! curiosity, nothing more." £ chien Pg a hart RAE town, instead of looking brisk and What the Men Are Wearing. onght to get every good idea (hat comes along and it Ti “But he can afford to dress well,” . .|for the patrol to come, and It was | KiMdsor seems sort o' sad and e € Y & B get it Tiret, a ake dire In these words a doctor bitterly de-| iF oot? ee casible to get him inside | moth-eaten; and, instend of gadding tit tyles 1n' full! The new cloth se : we LE: arr tle wife!” dectarea |RoURCed tHe~Inabiitty of the pedes-lihe wagon for the number of people [{reund and showing off your cout of Mea enierty ot the new|in coloring, ‘lhe checker blair wee “ e ° . trian to ¢! osity-—and his| aro 5 tan to folks, you mooch around miz- ae + Lhe checks, and Zz Hits From Sharp Wits. Mrs, Jarr, “Ll get so put out when I Dac Sue Suen and his /around just a man who had drunk | ity and wonder if you didn't pick overcoats are showing the| ftripes se ue Feplaced by plain BE | mveey wi Ey he read of rich people giving advice to| "A" Woman had fallen on the street,| If it were possible to sum up the| UP 4 little malaria at the place where | shoulder cape. ‘The cape topcoat 18) largely due to the incomin to fery woman bes several hun two evils it is usually because neithe: 1 eu 1 t you spent your vacation. fi Att id iw form~ friends on ber hating list," accord-| takes his fancy, r'the poor—telling them to save. How |suffering from the extreme heat, and| amount of time lost by each one who se by no means an unusual sight, Ultra- (4 ing idea, as these fabrics lend ® Ris the oldeat and. most vncon- wt 5 can anybody wave whove income ia|it was almost a physical Impossibility | stopped his own business to pursue «| wi... iever yet known one of those | fashionables have been wearing them|‘hemselves better to waist effects, « bachek M to give that woman the proper med- | crowd, the amount of WASTE i e've ni Among the new fall etocks ar chelor of our acquaintance. lore people die to comma limited? Old Mr, Rockefeller ts al- 4 4} 4 , , folks who take a nap after luncheon ce spring: © seen * Columbia Star. are bora t nd than jeal attention or to get her quickly|BRGY and actual money lost would ‘ since spring. many double-breasted suck cont a rr. ‘9 command.—Deseret News, | way# advising everybody to save,| from the crowd. no doubt be ENORMOUS, who didn't aneree Oe Bios ue Covert ts a favorite material for| These are generally becoming an \ 9 i and yet 1 heard Mr. Stryver say th Finally, when they carried her into] In the last analysis, it is all folly | cranky enough to feel Mike by ol ; ; f the newest |#0 this revival of an old-t ee It's & wise jitney driver who hires a it that the prettiest girls al- | °) F 4 veh hasiag Yt la drug store the door became sojand gets nobody anything but ex-|the left ear of his (or her) maternal the topcoat and many of the ne will be acceptable to most meno? girl to ride in the back seat. k out the ugtie other day that whenever old Mr, o othe vercoats are made up in cheviots, mn, w tte Press. Kliewt men to crowded it was with difficulty \that|citement and loss of time and ham- | srandmother, o The smart hat for fall is the soft * rm Teg all ie ace Rockefeller wanted an extra million |ine throng was kept back. pers their efficiency. . - friezes, meltons, vicunas and beavers | pearl-colored Alpine. This, tor fe No woman who is able to dress well] ‘The cl or two he simply raised the price of| ‘This is only ope case of many that| There is something really lacking| We've developed a handy Uttle | gi old-time favorites that bid fair} a revival of the "Homberg” made 'fa~ ~ Style considers ner husband al wincy qe ie not the only face on! gasoline." Ce eee oes tor elted am com: |in the makeup of the Individual who| knack of looking at our watch and | ("become popular during the coming |mous by the late King Edward. The » even though he be a derelict} nn” me tale. ‘ * mon everyday vecurrences, liuat needa feed on such excitement | mumbling something about catching | xeason, present correct model’ has the brim on the sea of life—Macon News. Ith marge ue ‘We should worry,” replied Mr.| prove not only embarrassment it'Were better for him to get out of{® train When we meet one of those |” "Many of the new topcoats are made) buind th peail and hae « black bang , P Yoga? ote} . is # fine thing for motorists that|Jarr. “We have no automobile, not| hardship to those who would help,|the habit. rappers who says, “You know, I like |, in double-breasted effects and| about the crown, This pro # tel p Y P bably is : Te ana Ades ah eees Satwese pelernone poles do not bear grudges.— | even a Flivver.” to say nothing of those in distress.| There are always plenty of city Ji and LN one of the beat friends | this one-time poputar model wil, no | the forerunner of stiffer hate for ol ” o . This doctor believes it ja a matter of} officials to = CARE of such sit-| he's got in the world, — doubt, again find universal favor. | men. any rate, the extreme « oe 1 won't have one of those cars, if] public education. ‘rations, and as soon as one has seen — ‘There is every indication that the| hats are no longer worn, lets: 1 never get one!” cried Mrs. Jarr,| ig every. individual could go on|that such a city official ts on the| When a woman leaves off attempt. | popularity of the looge effects 1s wan-| Men are wearing higher heels, The “And as for gasoline, I do use gaso. {about his business in time of such|sceng of trouble he ha®done his cit-| ing to keep down her fat because she | ing in men’s coats as well as women's | new shoes show a one-inch heel, and, line, I just cleaned a hat with five| trouble or danger of any kind, the|izgen’a duty and should go about hia| thinks that her husband doesn't care|and there may soon be a decided | for gene ‘al wear, there is a strong , A * V*| gathering of a crowd would be avoids | business. any more, she quite gratuitously as-| waistline, It all depends upon the|trend toward the lace shoe. For cents’ worth of sanoline, fa and the situation would be han-| You are only cultivating a MORBID | sumes that the old codger can't and |form-fitting coat; the tallor 1s pre- | "dres: wear the button boot ts still - & Rebber Plant Query. “You buy five cents’ worth of gasoline | died with dispatch, SPIRIT if you linger on the street to| won't dig around somewhere d|pared to develop it after the smart- | preferred, and those with cloth tops ‘To the Wiitor of The Kreving World: To the Piltor of The Rrening Wark : ever and anon, then?” asked Mr, Jarr,| It is a wise Injunction indeed, To /make the crowd Around &, mishap or | somehow (find an outlet for his espe: jest London modele and if the request | are favored: A. Dl Ack, cloth-top, bite KI ‘ , yt “lavold crowds should be one of the | accident. en you can’t help, do| cial brand of caning. is for the comfortable, loose fitting |ton boot with a shiny legthe: Will some kind reader of this val-| ,teray inform me as to the mar-| “Why, certainly,” was the reply, |fra lessons of youth, ‘The wise|not hinder. : — te chore are fashionable models to|ond @ plain toe makes a niceclouning wable paper please tell me just howland New York (age and if roan. ‘and I have to use it myself when| mother makes her boy and girl real-| [t is very easy to cultivate the| A woman with @ very youthful, | select from. In the ready-made gar- footgear, Tan shoes, in the medium 0 oft branches|you must reside before A yd mr} anything i# to be cleaned,’ because into a crowd is the| habit of avoiding the addition of | naturally-rosy face with prematurely | ment both styles are prominent and| shades will be worn more than they ? %. 2P'*| Gertrude is 0 carciei for them. ‘ourself to an UNNECESSARY | gray or white hair could be mighty | for this winter, at least, both will be | have been during the past 2 replant to take @ license), w. leas and will use ys season. The may New J » twenty-four ho gasoline in the kitchen to clean glov: jany a little one has been tram- gathering. interesting df she were not infallibly| equally modish. After that it re-| fashionable man will have a large as» h 7 Must live in ow Toon. ure. Se aanan or » Ld Head pled Sash ane maimed tn Sieg te rain BAA are the crowd the | so Sesiteyaciy end cock-surely con- | mains to be seen which the men have eorsmsas of fancy colored top boots sbirt waists when eee what others were looking a& minate you eclous ehesen, aelect from, ah pee fos 5 a