The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1915, Page 8

gS — — mS ee em jMen Who Fail « SOTan sem: HT sORRrH PULITERA ‘Petehes Pally Perey feo Funtienins Compeny, Mer ue ore — —) ve +) tart Tew ¥ Revontlene Matter Per agin? ont te iment ond | AN Countries | rere One tor Ome Month SHIFTING SANDS. HE upshot of Germany's note on the sinking of the Whatever given commanders we expect them to make mistakes. Te sequences of uch mirtakes we rovept no responsibility ‘The feir-sounding promise tat “no liver shall be attacked wit out warning providing it does not try to escape or offer rerieta then s mere formule over which the United State bandy words and dispute facts with submarine captain perial German Government stands apart and ehrags ite rhoulders! The note offers to refer questions of reparation and indemnity in the case of the Arabic to The Hague—again, in the face of this nation’s solemn and 1 declaration, taking of American lives in violation of international daw as an arbitrable matter! How is it possible to treat with a Government that gives a pledge | of to demonstrate forthwith how many holes are concealed therein? | Unless Germany gives precise meaning to her promise and de-| clares what limits she sets upon the discretion of her submarine com- manders, the assurance transmitted through Ambassador von Bern storff and accepted by « nation accustomed to straightforward dealing is mere specious temporizing. To trust the Wilhelmstrasse when it speaks in general terms is to bwild on shifting sands, ———— Arabic ie instructions we he may if it chooses while the treating the Anarchists cursed the Judges during a wild demonstration {n a New York court room. Why is the law so easy-going on {ts own premises? i H Fo ————— MAKE MONEY WORK. HE commission of British and French finanviers arriving on the Lapland yesterday lost no time in gétting in touch with} New York bankers. These distinguished visitors represent! nations deep in distressful problems. It may be avsuined that they are anxious to get down to the business that brings them—i. ¢., “to consult with American bankers as to the best means to be adopted for regulating exchanges in order that the commerce and industry of Great Britain, France and the United States may suffer as little as possible during the course of the war” and to discuss arrangements for a credit loan here of maybe a billion dollars. Valuable firat hand information as to actual financial conditions in Europe ought to help our bankers more intelligently to meet the| needs of this country. The enormous and ever-increasing accumula- tion of gold, for example, is becoming a serious responsibility. Unless it is to do harm, it ought to be handled, not hoarded. Piled and piled , in narrow limits, it becomes like water banked too high behind a 0 “Oh, Geel dam—capable of doing big damage. Money is never safer than when it is at work. The harder it] labors and circulates the busier and happier is the country. When it is idle, the first duty of bankers is:to find honest jobs for it. RSS RES SCS le The Week’s Wash --By Martin Green —— — By Roy.L. * According to the Kaiser, this 1s no 1. 0. | Coyprigut. 1015, by the Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Rvening World | Copyright, 1915, by the Press Wubi sl ———_—_-4¢-———_ --—- “ce HAT do you think of the ex-| knew practically nothing about) ¢¢ jUESS whom I saw to-day, cuse of the German sub-| hygiene, peru Gisvase, Dreveniian: guess whom aw to- c esh ait, bathing-the-year-round, foot pt AS THE BRITISH WORKER VIEWS IT. | marine commander Whe! values. and efficiency managed a g dey?” cried Mre. Jarr, mo- és A “ i ae jsank the Arabic?" asked the head] exist, The pessimistic tone of our tioning the children out of RITISH labor has defined its,patriotism. It is willing to work. | polisher. modern health scientists about the| the roum when Mr. Jarr came home So far as it can be spared rom its tremendous task of keeping | “Probably the German Government | Peaty state of the people shoulda't the other evening. When she chased the children out this way it sign that she was going tg discuss some one she knew very well, and in such cases it is best that the children é should not hear. ntists frighten us The ase bexinning to discove up production at home, it is willing to enlist and fight abroad, But it does not propode to work. for pre-war w British manufacturers and employers of labor raise prices on all com- modities, including coal and bread, Employers must not enrich them- was a docs not know," replied the laundry man, “that the ubiquitous camera s while | fiend was on the job at the sinking | of the Arabic, ‘This particular camera fiend left everything behind but his of course. ton doing , cumera, and ho was right on the job $ Ste dare afectedsio air cl kest selves by advancing the cost of living while they refuse to give the | with that useful instrument. As the $_Buperfiuous Armé Sone i interest, but said he could not guess. workingman a penny more to mect his needs, Arable plunged to the bottom he took “Why, Irene Cackleberry! I pre- @ picture that may prove to be nn-|¢¢f SEE,” said the head polisher, This is no idle declaration, Those to whom it is addressed will | Portant as a document in a dispute “that William J. Bryan saya ig| tRded mot to see her—it was in the Daan ant it. There Ghate : between hations. we had twelve good transeon.| {immed hat department—and 1 hur- vave to act upon it. here must be give and take on both sides, But The rable | sinental ried away, She saw me all right, but the huge, accumulating burden must be shaved and shared fairly, Kena Abas: Roel woud grab cisie este of farmers! {wouldn't give that snip a chance Rulers, cabinets, clasges no longer conduct wars whieh | its that the Arable w down | Crux apeed to the seashore | tO fy me. a course, bee oe F ‘ eleven wninutes after she was struck, | une an invading army in jig] me that they didn’t marry Jack Sil- rant toilers pay. » working force'of a nation is to-day a conscious, pw comen tive captala of the 43u- | tne EE eae OMEN Tair iaitce al inees i H r is |marine and claims (aay the Arable “A deadly programme the 2 2 : a intolligent force. It knows the fight cannot go on without the sinews| was heading direct.y towatd his craft laundry Wane "But why should they] of hunting husbands for girls on the it supplies, It knows that if its strength and nerve fail the fighters | ogy head vt cnireg ete teeta ut melt £ carrying hundreds of contemplated ramming ‘In order to anticl- | Ger- t, “uel alone can never save the day, The whole British natiomis waging this war. ; ' ys the offict British labor shows its grasp of the fact. Unless the loud is adjusted | nan report to Nh COTOTE ne to meet its views of fairness, England’s march becomes a stagger, (the aubmayne commander) gave oF: | submarine to dive and | Hits From Sharp Wits. Perhaps you have noticed that the . e .* 4 ‘wv Live Your Own Married Life By Sophie Irene Loeb ann By its demands ders for the —————— | fired a torpedo at the steamsh'y.’ “But the torpedo struck the Arabic aft, Therefore the Arabic could not | have been headed for the submarine Experl- Copyright, 1915, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The AS a husband any right to make his wife unhappy New York Evening World) interference of the snake. Uncon- sciously the tempter of discord in the To curb one's temper Is sometimes | Wben the torpedo was fired domestig life is alwa t wo man with @ long tongue rarely ever|a bit hard.-Deseret- News | cnce has eetablished that German sub: by forcing her to live] usually Mt is the, ralctveinlaw Ls has 4 long head.—Philadelphia Tele- na ea | marine commanders firing torpedoes with his relatives?” This} causes the trouble. graph. at liners fre at the broadside of the a) ked in order to get a bet- | If you must take cure of your kin, acked veer ot- aor ee People may be physically fit, but if is the query of an un- , fi sin acat : ; after you have assumed Yexponsi-| A maan who believes himself always | have ho imagination they are| {gr target. All the evidence shows | happy Chicago woman who writes to Hiity of your wife, for goodness wake im the right naturally makes moro ee ie that when the submarine commander | The Evening World as follows: provide for them so that they may and more mistakes, . & ‘ launched his torpedo the Arabi “I have been married fifteen years) live by themselves, ee The fallow who won't 4 : It is unfair to thrust upon a wite s Admit that) pow hi assed him and his craft! Some men have only the courage of | 8 !* whipped cant {any under-| was painted across the course of the | “8d some of iny husband's qolatives | ht 2 Bacele te, iruas upon & wise other people's convictions.—Albany | 18 sympathy Blade: liner. If there had been any danger | have made their home with us during | cannot care for just because they Journal, oe .'s | m of his being rammed that danger had |my whole married life.” She goes on! happen to be members of YOUR oe Some people never count themselves been dissipated \to tell about the old bachelor brother | family, An ‘automobile can't climb, but|broke until the lust. borrowing tee| "Furthermore no one on the Arable | 1° | é ielor brother | “While there are extenuating cir- there are families that can't climb| source haw been exhausted.—Nash-| saw the submarine, although most of | #8 the widowed sister and one oF| oumstances where economy demands without one. \ville Banner, the ship's company was on deck ob-| two other members of her husban: such living together it should all be nea _ a \Serving the steamship Dunaley, the | family who have lived with them at! thoroughly understood before the crew of which had been ordered off |some time or other during this period | marriage tie {8 made, and certainly Let F he P |by the submarine commander. Mem. |of ffteon years. She ana | UNDE 19. CIRCUMSTANCES, |bers of the Dunsley’s crew say that! She further says: “My husband and | unless the wife ts perfectly willing to etters From the eople the undersea boat was hidden bebind |I haven't had a single quarrel except | assume such burdens. thone which were caused by the In t can only end disastrously, es- “ne facie aid atl o 7 erference of these people, He wi pecially if the relation assume righ defense of the submarine commander, fairly well off when 1 married him | 0 a wife—rights that are al Yet, the German Government, ac- d 1 was @ poor girl, and because of , wron copiing hin atatemont as true, dis-|iny former poverty these relatives| As a general thing a man has more seewe lability even though the com. | seem to think that I got “all that wag) redress. If he is called upon to care mander was mistaken in bis long dis- | coming” to me when I got this good|for a wife's relatives he do vis., adders and vipers. 1) of fin grioméadathe writer! tance reading of the mind of the cap- | home. 7 {need to “stand for it.” But in the lived. for fourteen years In the south |of the Colon ‘ord-Avalanche let-| {ein of the Arabic, And’ our second | "Through it all 1 have been silently | case of.the wife she is usually help- near thi ew Forest, |tef His words certainly have the|yusitania note remains unanswered,” | Whappy, in order to avoid friction | less under-such circumstances, as the where they are especially numerous, | Proper ring to them when he says: - |in the family and so that my good| above case discloses but in that time I only heard of about | aif the cornet foe ae reetls why { | pealghbors would not know how hurt) In ive dass snalyeie & bos ad's le being bitten ane ae SODOnS ands am,” duty is to bis wife first of all, and he hii ieoge were | aud enlist in she Foreign Legion? | T wonder how many such women |should not marry unleay he thorough i} young chile | yo; peen one of the many who have | OM the tor ave “silently unhappy” because of the |ly appreciates this tundamontal prin- en “0 aubes ie faite, same QOUENEE run) rou | 66 TO ao eaten Conran: | {mly-in-law that are thrust "upon |eiple'of married havPineet au ses away. There are) é usht tc at the Ne ~ | them? any a vill bea y po ean ane peroes ows Marae over | guapeeul that we ha a wuch & nobl tion In Rochester the human when will man come to! husband for the sake of little chil. 5 this country must be com. | M's d . led there, which are perfectly barmiess. | Woodrow Wilson ruling this countr s and understand that mar-jdren, but she should not be cai As ‘we used to take lizards and | He has saved this country trom on the bum," remarked the | [ied people must needs be left alone | upon ie put up with faulty relativ me. vir vessel Snakes in England. te the ‘Wo the Waivar of The Evening World: In ‘answer to J. R. E. jr., would like | to state that there are only two| Apprectates Pre: ‘0 the Baitor of Tie Eveving W: known spécies of harmful snakes in| England, | | parts of England, but they, too, ar | harmless, FREDERIC HORTO: Witeo: The Public Health, known as slow !o¢ the @reatent International disast | earree cus Cisiy Sab Mares ant Sine | Se Pee with us Grass this wd ‘has ever known. law is one of nature qnd unchange- In such cases when the family-in- in Ean 2 mala Ae Ke the | able, |law comes ls begen with Adam and Sve a, tre’ bappiness Giea out of the window, said in at the door marriage ' The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, September 11. 1915 Dad’s Always Giving Good Advice!” The Jarr Family McCerdel! — 8 Co, (Phe New York Evening W Mr. Jarr wisely the best of his recollecti HAD made ¢ Cackleberry ca that sister, Glac in the tolls Mr. Jarr who had J put he bi do his ed her. vole confusion, you because Jack Sil didn't marry Jack Sllve | Mrs, Jaze stared at ber hu t would never do to attempt to euch to the masculine tind all the | state the matter ef husband catehing fow foolish you talk,” Mrs, Jarr, coldly, do with the bold way the Ca girls acted trying to | That Js the reason, I sup angry at me now, | pleased. Let them stay in Philadel- | phia, where they belong. I se, they ar | were all the time visiting me and em- barrassing me, too, Cackleberry was angry a when she thought her sis ing to marry Jack Bilv | Irene wanted him herself, But when Jack Silver got out of the engage ment of course the Cackleberry girls H | and their mother blamed me. I had anything to do with it, It would have done Jack Silver good to "i ponds which were regarded as fit for bo married, and serve him right! | Mdy and fins and with an orange oF fcoarse fish only. ~In many places, “What do you think Irene Cackle. [fet lateral band, It is doubtless for |however, It hax caused disappoint | berry was doing in the city?" suid Mr, Jarr. why they don’t et married? | are both good looking girls,” wal Bie. Saise asa rail and squints d figure, and it is certainly not fault of either of th not married, They pursue every man they meet. I was positively ashamed of the way they set their caps at Jack Silver, It's no wonder he doesn't come to see us any more!” love, honor and support them?” id no word, To n Mrs, Jarr ry effort to aid Miss dashing bachelor, Jac ackle | ferent thing from the banana we see in , + nee 1 shackle | thin part of the world. Such a one|,,780 change which takes place in him with the 4 of matron ee ee eet a5 per cent, of sold | the ripening of all fruit ts this: ‘The But, ed, it was not erial—very , much of this being | abundant starch of the green fruit lirene ¢ ry, but the younger, carbohydrates, and bananas als In changed by the aun's heat and light | tp {tain protein and both ininera’ into cane sugar and cane sugar ck Silver “But it was Gladys that got mad at and so it is, in countries whore it | being picked the change of cane sugar or excaped her, he asked, “I thought her) ‘hut when bananas are cut for ship-| sweet than the cane. 6 was spiteful at Gladys | ment they are green, and so they ripen| The riper the frult gets, short of dys was engaged to Under unnatural conditions, and when | decay, the sweeter it becomes—not . the fruit is sold in our markets it is} because the cane sugar ehanges to | Jack—so why shouldn't Irene, {nuveniy and most — imperfectly | lucose, but because 0 much of ite be friendly with you? Her sister’ trened, starch, which is tasteless, becomes nd. - iain eee) workings of feminine psychology ia remarked “L had nothing to leberry et a husband, | jy Iam just ns weil | Mister Elephant was doing he wanted never Joi | cared to visit Philadelphia, and they Of course, [rene As if “And, by the way, I wonder ‘They “I don't see how you can @ay that!"| padfully, Bhe's near sighted, but she wouldn't wear! glasses—as though glasses did spot HER looks! Gladys is fat and has no the | colle’ that they are “Well, why should they come to our| married if she will visit some other happy, little home husband hunting? | town. Why don’t they gtay in Pailadelphia | they meet, it seems to me, and seek some good man and true to! that can't be married in Chicago can “Ehay do their dest,” guid Mrs. Jacr. tirst eligible man, and a girl from Ban them!" Sayings of | ours. Solomon By Helen Rowland Cgeriete, 18 ty ee Pree Penta Oe (ie Nee Foe eee We Y DAVOHTIOR, bearken unto the Parable of the Wire and Pool M's: For the Dangerous Age cometh on apace, and there is 20 hope save io PREPAREDNESS Now, there dwelt in Babylon two Widows-of forty, and net’ passe nor yet upon the shelf. And they said “Why shall we retire te the chaperon’s corner? Nay, let we be reme- vated and go forth and show the dameris of the Land what we cas DO. Vor « Simple Bquabd hath po chance beside us!” And, bebold, the first Widow put aside her moursing and arrayed ber- relf in pastel pio 4 a@ giriy-girly bat, & skirt of exceeding great shortness ¢ of them ~ | | | finished their labor she WAS « work of art, almost like unto sew, ‘Then she went forth SMILING and the light of pursuit was in her eye. | And all her ways were kitteni«h, and her words sprightly and bubbling over with epiee flippancy and tender covings. Yea, she was 80 “fetching!” But at sight of her men fled on wings of Fear, orying: “What is THIB that pursueth us with nets and hooks and unblushing ‘ frankne Alas, alack, it is neither Squab mor Woman, fish nor flesh, nor g004 red herring And the Foolish Widow tt and was confounded, for none but college, ‘ boym@eand dancing youths came unto her net Mint the second Widow LENGTHENED her mourning veil and arrayed herself in Blagk Crepe-de-Chine and dull jet and white organdie, j And the sadness in her eyes was inexpresatbie. t And when men paseed by she dropped her eyelashes and seemed fo} to heed them Yea, her demurenese was unspeakable aod her RESERVE beautiful tal behold and her EYES did her work for her. \ But when men gathered about her and drew more near to “see what {t was all about,” she smiled upon them with the emile of widows and of angels and admonished them softly, saying i] “Alas, thou art SO kind, yet I pray thee | for my heart ie in the grav ue And thereupon each man departed in search of a SPADE! And they vied one with the other for the privilege of making her 1 | more bearable with flowers and burnt offerings and proposals of marriage. Verily, verily, my Daughter, to every age there is a charm, and to levery woman her favorite stunt; to the debutante, frivolity; to the squab ‘her kittenishness; to the divorcee, spice, and to the woman af forty— | MYSTERY, For lo, when @ man seeketh bread-and-butter he seeketh bread-and- | butter, but when he seeketh caviar and wine it is folly to offer him « | chocolate Eclair! | Selah. | ste not thy time upon mi | Feeding Children on Bananas. lyr is simply astonishing how very Thany young children one sees— even thoxe we call babies—who are given unripe bananas to eat by those having them in charge. It is a fa- nillar sight to see a baby in a baby carriage eating an uncooked Frank- Imperfectly ripened ‘én fort sausage and it i# hard to say] tain a large per cent. Bay ph % which of the two is the more crue!|and raw starch is an insult to the thing. human stomach. To give such fruit While it ha aed to a young child or a baby throws upon ae Se aMee eee the delicate stomach a heavy burden of indigestible starch and tough ¢el~ lulose and it naturally starts @ reat rebelifon in that organ. Cooked bananas are better than raw ones, as the heat has broken down the starch and changed it into susan 10 as the sun does in natural rij § It softens the cellulose (the stringy tough part) making that, too, more easy of digestion. their best only when the ak! —yes, nearly black—for thoroughly ripe, and if the broken the flavor will be Quite a different thing from one that refuse to accept the black think them decayed, which is the real truth. a fact that the banana is a very nutritious food and may, under o tn conditions, be adults without the slightest harm and often with real profit, there is a good and sufficient reason why they should never be given to young children under seven A fresh ripe banana 1s quite a dit- eaten by is, in time, changed to glucose, These changes go on naturally while the fruit is on the tree, but after Its very composition then shows it to be a desirable and nutritious food, to glucose does not help the fruit as mn r it Filey oe ghy oer regards flavor, for the glucose is leas conditions, ja ashine and warm air, matter of fact, bananas are at Sugar in the ripening. Jungle Tales for Children Mister and Mrs, Bley "k can't the stars very well,” phant seated outside of ane ich as he put down the bam- thelr house, Tho big fellow was onry again,’ oala Mister Biesbant, holding a plece of hollow bamboo in] go Jimmy tried, and to his surprise lis snout, and every little while he; he saw sumething dancing tn front of would hold it up and look at @ star. | his eyes. hat is that jumping up and by along came Jimmy and down?” he asked, Monkey, and when he saw what NE evening ready to go to bed,” replied Mister Elephant, Just then Jimmy pulled the stick down suddenly and saw the big fellow pull his trunk down from the front of the stick, "I guess you were putting the mon- keys to bed,” said Jimmy with « ugh, as i scampered up a tree to walt until he could play a tric! Mister Elephant, P es to see through the bamboo stick too, 80 he asked the big fellow if be might at @ atar. Surely,” replied Mister Elephant, ay he gave the hollow bamboo stick to Jimmy, The little fellow took the stick in both hands and began to peek at one of the stars, when he saw something dark pass in front of the stick. | i ¥ | Rainbow Trout. English trout and accommodates ite self to almost stagnant waters anc has thus proved a success in mans HE rainbow trout ts bluish above, I silvery or golden below, mgre or leas spotted with black on the this varicoloring that it receives {ts ment by going down to the sea and name. It is more hardy than the never returning. —Philadelphia Precs, “But they know well enough that after a@ girl ts over twenty-four her best | chance of getting a husband ts away from home. Phe eligible young men get used to the girls they see on the shelf in thelr ome town, it's like the girls they call ‘college widows’ tn towns, Students come and go and escort them round, then g: uate and go away and forget them, but never marry them, and the college widow takes up with the next fresh- man, and so it goes year after year, | But even a college widow can get Francisco can come to Chicago and marry any one of several men who knew, but never thought of marrying, the girl who went to San Francisco,” “I suppose it’s the romance of the thing,” suggeste, Mr, Jarr. ‘ I suppose so," replied Mrs, Jar, “And then everybody seems nice when you first meet them. You haven't known them long enough to see their worst side.” “Then you would advise all siris who wish to get married to husband- hunt away from home?” remarked Mr. Jarr, Men propose to the first girl “Oh, I don't know!" ri yg il eplied Mrs, Jarr, “Some girls have no luck, but then the Cackleberry girls shoul: go to San Francisco and marry the|be spiteful at me, I did my rea i 0 --+-sehencnteesesteesnet And when the beauty specialist, and the masseuse, and the modiste bad \ “it is monkeys in the moon wottingt cy i