The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1915, Page 12

reoripta encouraged ber; twenty-eight. The Pipp- came out next dey and said oy. the world grew brighter and he @ red and yellow tie. her chance at last. Bhe & littie troupe and got as far as and landed in the soup. Of that’s just a bit of slang. The t broke, we mean. That ia had no piace to reat her bean, “Twas Haturday, and good. The stores wero At 9 o'clock the girl was Johneo: shop by Fate, a red yellow tie— auly one in town. “Well, I'll be pie- kled,” muttered sho, “if that ain't Henry Brown!" Five yoars have passed. Their mar- rie@ life bas failed to pan eut well. Lasiia's washing dishes in a Balti- more hotel. Poor Henry robbed a bank and now bis home's an iron The moral here is very plain— ns, don't go on the stage. iF HE PAID HITCHCOCK. 1d Hitchcock, just back from ia where be acted for the ploture Camera, Was telling of bis experiences out West len, Hitchie!" said the friend. saw your filma, didn't you?” aid. “It was the first reat oe “Wall frankly now, what do you think of yourself as an actor?” iy," came from the come- { H : HH i i time you ever saw ‘wasn't it?” Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Saturda S’MATTER, AND Vorlons 1 GET UP in THe! (eae wea | ) The REALLY AN Truy THRee) WeaARTH OF D 4 FLOOEY AND BroKe | 4.8 POP!” “ DARLING 21 GeTUP 4 ww THe monninc| oLDd bt oa = [Arnie 7 THOUGHT OF | 5p 7 > AXEL —No Doubt About It, Axel Is Sure Daffy Over the Stock Market ! “ GEE, JACK ROACH BANE TIP ME OFF ON YUN WAR STOCK AW AY BANE (F AY HAD SOME DoucK \AT COULD CLEAN uP! -_—-- _ itt. — Tweet Tears ) GONNA { Too TH mat. For wo * Lit I Never Fouls) 1 OD — | Do Tor Tus } Met l wae Be 5 oF Tdar J ciome to | THRE Yearrd < -A_.! (Pur on Ween) - ( oF |Par TY wHo HAS LUCHA [HIGHLY IMPORTANT Ts ee y. September 4, 1915 A | By Thornton Fisher ms 3] dian, “I wouldn't pay myself $3 a TWANT TO SEE AEOUT Some ACCIDENT INSUREAICE FOR. MY HUSBAND, IF YOU PLease! UM-@H, 4. MR. Moore! MISS KENS INFORMS ME You Sev HIS WHY, IT @AM,OF Now | SHaNt IF HE'S A REGULAR FIGHT. aie ine a, ane * actor roi + While ao for pictures at the Thanbauser studio, ‘Now Rochelle, the other day, were told the scenario galled for a fist fight from thom, Whittier was to be whipped, but he SE oo Mit or easy,” ctor, “aout burt each other.” “put up their dukes” ani man got Suddenly Airy ittier the right ear, A ere looking on ap- aittler ry amarried and an e applause was too much. Ho let drive and soaked Airy in 7 re et leek wie a Tight hook Ww a@ lot of trouble follow © two men an flowed. When they were finally forced to desist, each invited the other to Come outaide and finish it. The di- id the lot of fia wep choula have dropped.” drew himself up to his full it and ran his fingers Jong hair. Bob Whittier,” he det man than | am, to you fellows,” man, teacher ; wre j Ry he spanked her good and stro * Yelied, he said. “Whe! playing sdhool, you know.” aossip. Robert Hood Bowers has returned ti nt, Rey Barnes is really just plain ‘om ‘The Catholic Actors’ Guild will meet ft the Hotel Astor at 3 P.M. next y. W. C, Fields, the eocentric juggler, has made « film called “Tie Pool ks,” which will be released by the Mutual. Several scones have been added to “The Battle Cry of Peace" in the past week. This is the film that will be geen at the Vitagraph beginning m ‘Tauber has resigned as man- ration, which has ‘The Girl Who Smiles,” He says he will shortly an- nounce a deal of large proportions, May Irwin has appointed Charlotte Fr assistant stage manager of ‘33 Square.” This is be- Meved to be the first time a woman has held such @ position. jeen Hackett has gone to Chicago to play Viola Allen's former role in an y fim luction of “In the Palace of the Kings After com. pleting her work there Miss Hackett will juin William Faversham's com. agor of the Times Producing Corpo- | T At half-past seven by the cloc! next door, in Bylowland at quarter to lous to see the wonder-ship, since Christmas and I got one ordered for the Mayor of Warrens- burg. He's coming over to make a ech at the Farmers’ Protective As- sociation meeting next week.” THE GIRL AND THE JOKE, | Once in @ while the writer of this pany. Ned Wayburn was in a taxicab yes. terday when 4 big motor truck struck at @ theatrical man was knocked Suen 4 Sistinguishcs cal Uhrough # window frightened « and caused him (the THOSE MISSOURI SPORTS. ©, and Shellbark, tand undertaker, In of the cigar case Fred noticed each. Two cigars were missing, “ say, Ben,” he sald to the pro- ‘you've bad quite « demand juarter cl “You bet!” replied igars, haven't you?" Ben. “Sold two out of the cab, The appearance of Pivdicer sailing horse y horee) to kick the taxi driver at o | quarter past 12. Fred Haskin, the Washington, D, Mo., newspaper | man, visited Shellbark recently and in at the drug store to sea | drugeis e aitber of smokes marked 25 cents partment will come down to the of- seeMtecling terribly blus. Maybe he has been to see @ modern Broadway comedy like "The London Follies.” | Possibly he has been in the company lot» professional humorist, He wilt | amble lstlessly over to the mall box {and presto! yea, even bingo! thingy will change. He'll feel just as thougn he js in Joe Miller's pocket, It has just happened. Hazel Agreeta, a Bronx girl, has cheered us up with a | joke. Lamp and laugh: “How is a mule tled to a string six feet long going to reach a pile of hay fifteen feet away?” she asks, “Why, of course,” she replies, to anything.” walk to it, | "Phe rope wasn't FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “How can I make a pair of trousers last?” “Why, make the cout and vest first, of course,” 1S THE AGENT InN P ‘k Tom went to sleep, He had an appointment to meet “Dot,” the little girl jentlemen must never be late. Just as he got to ‘1's eet after tumbling Dot came tripping along all anx- —— FULL Name 1S CYRUS HUNGERFORD ARMSTRONG? AND WHO Me TO BE THI BENEFICIARN 5 THAT XOU WISH To Have A PoLIcN WITH CUR, COMPANN! COURSE- MAKE THAT ACCIDENT POLICN PAYABLE "Tie sails are silk,” she noticed, “1 must have those to make a gown just like a grown-up princess,” Tom tumbled of the mast’s tip-top and splashed into the water getting the silk sails for her, but this she scarcely noticed, To make a dress with a long train now took all her attention, “Oh, see these lovely golden rings!” cried Dot. “What lovely bracelets ta would be! Ch, Captain Waddle Duck, please may I have them?” When (ie Captain said she could all the jackies scurried to get them, and Tom tumbled over himself to be the first to bring her one, Dot put them on and was so pleased until——« “Now we must start for Ope-eye World,” sug- gested Dot. So the four-and-twenty white mice towe! them in to shore and the four-and-twenty sailors’ hearws were Dot's forevermore. ‘But she did not see then fall and splash about her on all sides. Her silken gown and rings of gold were treasures she preferred. eight, and little THE STORY OF A YOUNG MAN WHO*MADE GOOD” ILLUSTRATED BY WILL B. JOHNSTONE {athe seclusion of his own room that nignt Dick “1 reckon Just knowlng how to drive a car isnt So next day, to Mr. Hill's surprise, Dick declined Uhat night “Red” Mallon called on Kate, and Dick going to be all 1 ought to know about automobiles,” Dick dbcided. “I'd better start at the bottom instead of in the middle, | guess I'd better start by \garning! how automobiles are MADE!" found a chance to ask him what chance there was for him to get a job at the automobile factory where "Red" worked. “Red” promised to speak to his “boss” and to put in a gaod word for Dick. his offer and after much “drawing out” explained his reason. Mr. Hill dismissed him with a curt nod, mere- ly sayings “Well, that’s up to you."” wrestled with a weighty problem. Against his desire to on ‘Mr. Hill's offer to let him drive his new car was balanced a deeper reason for refusing. left this morning when 1 waked.” “They always will be there for you’ when you £0 back’ again,” sald T —Conlinued Monday, WORRY STRUCK BY ANN THING! indow to! with Dot. “I don't like Bylowland,” she sobbed, ¢ it isn't true, | had not one of those thin; For three long weeks Dick walted for a which “Red's” boss had said ‘might turi n "Red" one night came with the announcement,""The fos says for you to drop in and see luim!"— Continued, fonday. iYacaney