The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1915, Page 14

as A tl IL Dh TE IE Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday. September 2. 1915 hhh eee eee Pe eee er ee eee ee ne : ' ; ‘ ; ; TORRONE OE OREN RRO | ooo ERA EEERA ALOE TOE TEETER MEARE EOE DEDEDE DO AEE DREADED EEE D ED A ARE: TRG “"S'’MATTER, POP? on] “ on] “ “ “ “ “ “ By C. M. Payne ‘iain fb 7 |] Dowy Ste Teen Pe mp Th MENTIONED IN THe se) Buswess oF ! (CALIFORNIA GUIDE Conf i Den TIAL * | a) | TReoons. § WHISPERING l Ls 1TS A Wonpber | ‘OP THe Love oF Pere Have A HEART Youis Ger c US LEFT ovT OF 4 Yee PAPE Today | LAST NiodT I Hovedr OR ATOVT A Mint PL AAD WETCHED One’ * — . . wa THEYD OVER Loon idy CANT THING SO. J ° \INUMEROUSG ) ~--—__~_-~ -o - ¥ jOVER L0oH| ' ’ v0 | WaT, eager | bee Cat v4 \ vor / " engegeme “re 1 ’ @as long 004 profitable. Practica | 7 m | the orien “ w surround he wa’ J when again ameuines ; role Monday BUSINESS 18 GOOD. ‘That the new theatrical season is! Starting in & promising manner can Mot be denied. The worthy attractions) @0 Broadway are ail doing well and from the “road” are coming reports Of excelient business. Managers who, ~ @ month ago, were dublous as to the Batok, haven't "much wo aay now FLOOEY AND AXEL— Axel Knows All About Flooey’s Tips—They Have Cost Him $6,000 Already! a] aM rr) re all too busy orwanixing com- “ SAY~ GIMME VUN TIP ON VUN lat, | £3 TRY VONDER WHO HE BANE Luel 7 "AXEL! IMSLIF panies to waste any tims talking | me | Good STOCK To PuT Some ous , 9} ( MAYBE HE BANE WISE “To SOME. ; rene Give poli Webe ; " ‘ — ( GLUFFING THE CRANK. NS AY VANTA CLEAN UP! -— os a3 RIPE YUN LIKE “DRIGGS* AN AY ( Psi ON THE MARKET MH > , = VELL -DONT TRY Tho tired little waitress approached yA seamen =, CAN GET BACK DAS COIN ea, ; : To SLIP ME ANY @e blond head waitress with tears =. Go ASW THAT LITTLE: FLOCEY Lost FoR Met — " ; A) = GUY IN THAT BUNCH. be = Lamy ctor swore at me hecause H : | J He's A Wine. GUY steak,” she said, “Where is he?” | The tired little waitress pointed to| @ small man seated fifteen fect away, The bionde approached Mary, a red- headed Irish girl weighing at least 200 pounds, “Over this way, Mary!" she sald. © two stopped immediately bee the cranky actor. “Now, listen, Mary,” said the! blonde. “I want you to suit throw. ing dishes at the guests. You might have knocked that man senseless this mornt! said Mary, knowinglyf “be “Ob, t different,” came from the head waitress, ‘IBy the way,” she continued, “Lizzie isn't feeling well. Will you look after this gen- " wilary eanea okey ot’ | ITTY KEYS— We Hesitate to Express Our Opinion of This PAINTER’S Lack, but We Sympathize With y Thornton Fisher actor. He had hi “What'll ye have done to yer) steak?” sho asked, - m L PROTECT NOW THIS CLAUSE ——F tN STUNG! | N . 4 dear,” he replied. | OUR POLICY WIL! IGHT HEY, | BEE : | BEE 2 Rte cn excellent piece of meat.” NOU AGAINST ACCIDENTS MERCN! - HERE WOULD HAVE Give eee PONIN’ PREMIUMS. HERE Ere And then be lit in and ate every bit OF ALL KINDS MA RICE. . Gi aveat PooR PAINTERS Wibow ‘ s, Te ratetanooile of it. 4 Mou MIGHT HAVE & PoLICy | iE PAI 3000 _Nou/ IF ee DD ACCIDENTALLY CROAK AN’ | OLD PHOTOGRAPH TODEM AND ONIN BEEN WISE ENOUGH ’ Eiladello Mac Doolittle, the Leesville Hewing NOTHIN Jest FELL OFFI TH ROOF looked through the family m recently and discovered an old ure of herself. Gazing at it until was thoroughly inspired, she rushed upstairs and wrote the follow- ing poem: One Hoon. the others 1 wea, sceraing. ‘s litue tras moe at the ape of tan. ar0 60 dear now HAPPEN An'— AN DIONT EVEN BREAK fi i Otis Skinner has returned from the . iii n, Your 8 - tae ; Facarrron Fisnee -—+s Veave for Chicago to-morrow. “Jackson By Eleanor Schorer will be leading ‘woman Boston company. te 2 Bell of the Cleveland Leader ‘Sothern Marga- ‘Witson. and Albert’ Howson for Rupert Harvey has gone to Port- Yand, Me., for # special stock gngage-| iam Faversham has engaged Gillmore for the role of Rene @e Tierrache in “The Hawk.” Alf T. Wilton is arranging vaude- ‘ville bookings for Edwin Arden, who will present a sketch, “The Brother.” "1 e hen in “The Road to/ Jaid an egg tn the Shubert | night. Acting ts only a side line with her. Vivienne Segal will entertain the g actresses now appearing on way at @ tea at the Casino to- by: g . 3 ch, until th “ : S Gy, ter Burnaugh, un! recently a 4 “ SS “ @ramatic writer in Lexington, Ky,, 13 AZAD, haz gone on the stage as Peter Paige. vy S ZY He is with “Town Topica, i SS Sam Shannon was bragging around i : A the theatrical district last night. Ver- non Castle had yelled “Hello, Sam!" lo-nugeit,” suggested Tom t's nl 2! eS icusacse party to the Lily White Swan, who was the first person that Every little wavelet had Its whitecap on, for the Tom atum! f ; sea was very stormy. Up one si¢2 of a big gray wave fourth Street and Fifth ‘Avenue, bled across after tumbling all the way from. they rode, then coasted down the other. A’ billow In this way the swan towed thém in to Bylowland He told them each to take hold of 9 piece of the Beach, where they all thanked Tom heartily, and broken wooden bowl. This kept them from sinking | having heard of this unusual boy who tumbles from were out at sea in that bowl. Now, the bowl was no Brooklyn, is it lotic B. Ope-Eye World to Bylowla ing, * c stropger than when Mother Goose first wrote about it, Mahé awan pale ‘7 i “ i i mons i aor fetartnn | | on my back then answered the swan “and well | {WBE hem upside down and mad hem doa "hop- | for apt two before Tom's eyes. ‘ut the Wise tl he swan cue up to then The puher ented | Ore morning whea he mn cle he Toney Haskell has arranged to as. off in a jiffy.” ‘Tom did and they headed toward fheisop Whee! What fun! All at once Tom {ons Slory Hones: becduse Tom tumbled into the the other. g tnt morning to see it happen cco aeeasayed started to write a monologue yes- the sea, . terday, but could get no further than ‘ Wey epee canis Set Bo further than THE STORY OF A YOUNG MAN WHO’ MADE GOOD’ Was 3 oe a chicken cross the ro Ra ILLUSTRATED BY WILL B. JOHNSTONE ~ in vaudeville that will last almost a ‘ear, By way of novelty she is to herself entitled J “Tanguay Spells Success.” | |. Paul Dickey, author of “The Laat } | Laugh,” is having an 87 horse power en BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ¥, ‘ The foerven yoke the other day; superior in fit a: ., We couldn't make it ring, My father ery supe! ind wea: suid: “I'll get @ man to fix the blamed Chuett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Makers || old thing.” My mother said: “Oh, 2 don't do that. Think what you'd have to pay!" And then she took a hairpla and phe fixed it right away, There's nothing much that Ma ca: do with hairpins, seems as ike, O: day she'll fx Dad's dollar watch | next ‘twill be my bike. If we we poor I'll bet you she could make hard luck take wings by goin’ round the | elty with a hairpin fixin’ things, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “A peanut has no legs.” “Well, what of it?” “And yet I've often seen a petit otand.” auto made for himself, He says it’s yt 80 powerful because he's in a Somehow or other that vision of himself “riding faround and selling automobiles for fat commissions” kept recurring in Dick's 1®od, although he trie! to He went back (o his work, still dreaming and prot ing and thinking. And as his mind wandered away from what he was doing the piece of work he was fin- ishing was spoiled. Mr. Hill chanced to be standing nearby and saw what had happened. But each time the vision grew clearer and brighter, especially when he watched passing automobiles on his way (cand from work. And as the vision grew, some: how he began figuring how it could be made real. Tt was tite first plece of work Dick h; 1 spoiled but Mr. Hill, a’ sharp naster, gave hi “dressin down” before all his ane. includieg Hs fae who was within earshot. i him to task for his carelesneae Cea oe dh oak ‘One day over his frugal lunch tie took stock of himself, “There's a lot of things I'd have to know before | could even hope for a job' like that,” he de: cided. “I wonder how I could learn them all? ‘banish it with the conviction that a “high class job’ like that was beyond his humble reach,