The evening world. Newspaper, July 19, 1915, Page 14

S"E don’t want to brag about my- . y” anid Lucile, the waitress, as the man took a seat at the im the small restaurant on , “at every once in » while the eye of a jay Lotharious, You"believe it?” you do,” he replied. prob’ly wonderin’ what I'm at,” she continued. “Hyver no- ‘Bow people love to answer ques- THE EVE , Mi “**S*’MATTER, Frarik Atwood, a young civil engineer, tells Dick we YOUR 6CREEN POP?” WELL Form A COMPANY AN’ IVIDE fr INTO A MILLION jutt-In, ao I ~ thet se 1s TO pola acl ou, peobanly, ow 8 Minstrels. i Lee sith of Kugel Candler West Street. tell you get a otart. WAY OF DIVERSION. } aossip, H. Ueberall is spending the at Long Beach assisting t ner Gatton cow nee mere operation from highest tier of dressing : movie producers must be run- iw out of names for their films. | Pi test is “The Secret of the Seed- of s Brothers & has Lisette Hos- will appear in vaudeville Last Jang,” with Kaward presen al ie inth Theatre by the hi ‘Daroness to act in films. ont Valkyrien, wife of Baron re an oe Franklin” rt! Theatre be | Sno ort: the [Dereon The [eoked’ to be box GIOONS, NG WOR on Anderson Together they visif the scene of the operiion and discuss the best way, of accomplishing the work. LD’S NEW FAVOR THEN POP wite GO OUT AND SELL) SHARES AT ONE Cent EACH Copmrigt, 1010, Press Pobifehing Co UM. ¥. Brenig Worte » HELLO. KITTY - HOWDY, HELLO, SPIKE, IS THE BIG MAIN GAa2eN w! SALE RigHT.‘SALL RIGHT, [LL BLow RIGHT tw! Now KICK OUT ‘DAS FEET ScaReot AN’ Don't GET azade,” and eleven other ballets will be in the repertoire of the Serge de Dinghilew Imperial Ballet Russe which comes to the Metropolitan Opera House next season. Othor ballets are “Les Sylphides,” Chopin- Glazounow; “Le Dieu Ble “L'Apres-Midi d'un Faun ay; “Prince Igor,” r- cisse,’ Tzherepnin, a) “Petroucha,” Stravinsky. TO BE FRANK ADOUT IT, On, hry side wo fin Who's imitating Chaplin, Fo him’ they Cut to Wor jmitating Chaplin, sally aad pe'sfiveame, #ioukd he be ‘allowed tw : ‘ tL tedsTea ota Pe SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH, Nobody under eighteen years of itted to buy @ ticket to of a Nation” at the Lib- accompanied by an older Beh wits fees, cats x e] br to the x_n and asked peed “Are you eighicen ola or HELLO. MR: GRABB, (4 HENRN MOOELES FROM MUGES, WUMP 8 Co. WATHIHE GREATEST LITTLE LINE ILLUSTRATED MOVIE —= THANHOUSER STAR, Featured This Week in == “THE REVENGE OF THE STEEPLEJACK’ The'steeplejack Is secretly in love with Dora Moore, a city girl who is visiting friends in the village, and he welcomes the opportunity to display his fearlessness. ———— ey WHEN WELL Have NOTHING To Do, Tut FIGURE WHAT To Do with THe d fou EVER. Saw! BUT-Fiest LET Me GIUE YOU tren But Frank also is fn love with Dora, Pressing his suit with ardor, proposes and TORIES, FEATURI PART ONE The Rivals ly, and, accepted. FOR THE EVENING WORLD Dick learns of the igement, Realizing that his love dream is enced, be tows "hat shall stop at nothing —Continwed to-morrow, le SUGGEST WE TAKE THA HOLE GOSH-DIN 62D FIFTEEN CENTS AN GO our AN HEV A 600d) To! wey sours ' TAKE ONE”? MANBE I DONT WANTA BUY ANYTHING! over?” asked Frank Myers, ‘Treasurer of the theatre. “Say, young man,” she replied, “I ticket to the show, not a @ leense, I've been married the THE LAUGH ON MIKE, Mike Selwyn, manager of “Twin ‘Le | Beds,” at the Harris, was asked by a waiter for a pass to a theatre. “How'd you lke to go to th Opera?” asked Mike, with full knowl- edge of the fact that the Opera House is closed. “Oh, fine!" replied the waiter. : | of his own condition, , Mike, It_wasn’t open,” replied the . “But the pass worked all right. I used it at “Twin Beds,’ ” FROM THE CHEGTNUT TREE. “Why do old maida Mke to go to "t_ know.” ot the hymna” Good Stories Of the Day A Fellow Feeling. LL @orts and conditions of men have excellent explana- tions for their position in life," said the Senator, “A tramp, however, came under my observation who had no illusions about the cause “A fine looking and fashionably dressed woman had just alighted from her limousine at the hotel en- trance and was suddenly approached by this shabbily dressed man, who requested a dime, “ ‘No, I have no money to spare for you,’ ahe said. ‘I do not see why an able-bodied man like you should go begging.’ bY n replied the las: “Tt a ‘ma’am,’ 16 e lazy ty about same reaso! at a hotel instead of keepin’ house,’” Harper's Magazine, Paid for the Blind. TRADESMAN in a certain town put a box outside his shop one day, labelled “For the Blind.” A few weeks afterward the box dis- appeared, “Halloa!" your box asked, “Oh, I got enough money,” he re- plied. “And,” pointing upward to the new canvas blind that sheltered his An Odd Verdict. jury, at which time it appeared from was called and asked if a ver- shop window, “there's the blind, Not SUIT brought by a portly man the evidence an4 the tnstructions of ae. peg. been reached. "No, Tour »" replied the fore- What's happened for the blind?” to he was bad, is it?"—London Answers, ——————_———_ A against a little man with a hacking cough had gone to the the court that the big man had won the case, After half an hour the . “We only want to know which Py lefendant and which the plain- tier.” “The large man sitting over there is the plaintiff, and the small gentle- men here is the defendant,” replied the judge. The jury filed back to the jury- room. ‘In a few minutes they sig- naled that they had reached a ver- dict. The judge received it and read: “We, the jury, find tho man with the consumption.”—Green Bag. —— Where the Cheese Was. 66] AM so sorry, Mr. Portly, apolo- gized the hostess to her unex- pected but influential guest at “put I have no cheese in the not mention it, Mrs. smiled the genial old boy. “I am sure”— His little compliment was inter- rupted by the appearance of the small son of his hostess at his side, bearing @ piece of cheese upon a plate, “Well, now, that is very kind of 5 ” be said, as the chil you, little Patign as pty swallow the tit-bit. "You knew more than mother that time, Where did you find the cheese?” The youngster intently watched the last morsel disappear before he an- swered, “I found {it in the rat trap,” he proudly asserted.—Kansas City Times, Endless Anticipation. 66] T 1s well that the pleasures of anticipation mean much to us," remarked the Plunkville phil- osopher, “For instance?” “Now I love grand opera and when- | ever I see a grand opera company | billed for Plunkville I anticipate its | arival with keen delight,” “Well?” “But before the date scheduled the company usually busts."—Louisville Courier-Journal. Had His Suspicions. HTLE Comiskey was in Eng- W land with the world-touring Dasebailists he and several triende were conducted through an ancient cathedral by a typical British guide and caretaker. “Behind the altar," he said, “lies Richard Ill, In the churchyard out. side lies Mary Queen of Scots, And who," halting above an unmarked flagging in the stone floor and ad- s Comiskey, “who do you r, is a-lylog ‘ere on this * answered the Chicago mag- nate, don't’ know foi have my suspicions.” SHIRTS TROY'’S BEST PRODUCT EARL & WILSON