The evening world. Newspaper, April 30, 1915, Page 22

‘ Bre evening BWiorld, eTAntt ee ee . mp hy JOFRPH Prt 6 Preme Portion * New ¥ , ent €2 Park Row * Treep €) Pare Row, cary, @ Pare Rew TTR oe Company, Nea 1 te ‘hive et New York af Becont Prentng Fngiend end @ oa All Cowntrien th the Mwterne tional Vortal Untow 1900) One Fear ' 36) One Month VOLUME 5 NOU. 19,610 — - AT LAST. T MAS TAKEN ¢ . t together in a crusade against 5 hs who t we ty year o get row rubbish about the parks Announcement that t Mayor, police, magistrates and park Guthorities have ot lost decided to wage war as allies against park do fasers is welcome and seaconable. Beginning to-morrow, plain clothes Mee Wil! patrol the parks and wateh for visitors who throw papers and Jancheon scraps on the lawns and paths “Om May 1," declares Director Hornaday of the Zoological Park in the Bronx, “our policy changes. From that time on the rubbish throwers will get the mailed fist They will be arrested and dragged to court until they reform and stay re- formed.” For three years The Evening World has insisted that the time honored policy of “appealing” to park visitors to be decent and publio- | Spirited accomplishes nothing. Prompt arrest and adequate puni ment is the only medium for those who abuse the parks. This newspaper's efforts to persuade magistrates, police and park uperintendents to adopt militant methods againat the vandals have been at last successful, Stick to the campaign etraight through tho eammer. HAD THE BOSS FORGOTTEN? THE course of the Roosevelt-Platt correspondence we find the Colonel, then Vice President, recommending to the Boss “my old friend Joseph Murray, an exceptionally honest and faithful man in whom I have particular confidence.” To which Mr. Platt replied that Murray hed been removed from Office in the Public Buildings Department because of inefficiency, that “he never went to Albany except to drew his pay,” and that, according to the testimony of his superiors, “he did not render any assistance whatever.” Mr. Platt seems to have been unaware that thie wae the Joe Mur- ray who once wrested the Twenty-first Assembly District from Jake Hoss and sent one Theodore Roosevelt, fresh from Harvard, straight te the State Legislature. These things being eo, why should Murray be called inefficient ‘Why should he be put to the trouble of going to Albany to draw his gay? Why expect such “an exceptionally honest and faithful man” te do anything that he felt it unnecessary to do? —_—_—_—p A DRY SPRING. HE longest spring drought in more than forty years has fallen upon the Eastern part of the country, according to reports of the national weather forecast and crop bulletin. But while cotton, vegetables and fruit in the Fast are enffering rom dry weather, the wheat and oom sections of the Middle West hove enjoyed just the right mixture of rain end sunshine. The pre- Ber eo canatactory whect harvent bide dale ts be rea ; je West is alwaye talked of as the great agricultural section. (Wettt is worth remembering that the figures in the thirteenth agricul- BONE Sone CHANGE To A COUPLE OF BLIND MEN . MAY BE By Roy L. fanal census give the State of New York first rank in the produotion TRL My, Tham: Biter. G4: ee: hi ef four of the eleven leading farm crope—hay and forage, potatoes, poem n vpgr gel @aren vegetables and apples. wre and deeply offended Miss Gladys Along Atlantic Coast April has failed to supply the moisturo Cackleberry, as they were driving expected alo the suburbs, of #. “A dry March and a dry May portend a wholesomo| ne peas Buell Mootil wae @ammer if there be a showering April between,” the old adage hae it. |only trying to get your feather bos City dwellers worry little about the weather save as it affecte their | ee Bern ivenet TOUT Det, ae esmrenience pleasure. iy me et this time ” is Pa > farmers of the State weather| “pent try to excuse yourself, you year ount issue, protested the Grenéful, dreadful man!” sobbed Miss __ oH Gladys Cackleberry. “Oh, to think I should have trusted meet Sone wy UFF'! 1 What will Mrs. Jarr say AS RAGE DAY PAGE. Will ahe tuk? Bhe believed Lyon were E VE) TN! RLD takes i ung man any young rh coul ye sass ' pleasure in turning over en en-|{. 0 herself with!” tire page of its Daily Magazine to-morrow, Suffrage Day, to] “and 1 am, too," the advocates of votes for women. alarmed Mr. Silver. By yeare of hard work and fair fighting the movement has fully] “You are not! You are acting as established ite claim to be called nation-wide. Thie year finds it of | ‘Us 70u were @ remulnt ruined oF . as though wo were engaged! And we special interest to the people of this city and State. Next fall the| are not engaged. Stop the car and lot electors of New York must pronounce on the question whether the|™* ut! “Let ut Stop this machine State shall extend the vote to women. Suffrage Day, therefore, has| ang et me out, or 1 shall scream. I an extra interest hereaboute. never was so insulted in my life By this time suffragists are no novices in expressing themselves | ‘Ted Miss Cackleberry, ed i +4| Mr. Jack Bilver was compelled to or in arguing for their cause, They have lenty to say. They say it cise tbs ta ie ii Pea ag sera foreefully and to the point. This newepefer is glad to offer its read-| of his indignant fair passenger. Miss ers a chance to absorb the very latest aspects of the movement ag|Cackleberry alightod as the big tour- i ing car came to @ halt by the side of \presented by some of its best known leaders. id ~ 2 Bint Mica te 7 7 | punted with nis brakes and levers, did Hits From Sharp Wits ; not notice oat oa hie fair passenger alighted she drove a keen, long hatpin One of the hardest things fora man| Truth isn't dynamite; therefore some| /nty the front tire, Lt took some work, te do ts to look unconcerned the frat} people feel sufe in handling it care-|but Miss Cackleberry evidently was Niet tetas fers woman ip betel rine strengthened by her virtuous indigna- look so when she wears partioularly| dome mon are ao constituted that toa, tor the keen, thin batpin weat Ls eburg! jun. of th me an ite work, berry,” faltered the abashed bachelor . It is easy for a woman with a long e ry A some, to make short work of another n' 4 ‘s reputation.—Memphis Com-| If aman is @ financial success peo-| “I cannot drive off and leave you ‘Appeal. a iy pe sverionk the means that made| here by thie lonely roadside, you How wise a man would be if he ae ee oow ever know as much as he yht he knew when he graduated college.—Albany Journal, Anyway, when a woman argues gye| “I should say not!” exclaimed the gan always convince herself—Palti-|indiguant young lady, “You'll nave to Tanore Btar, get out and protect me, I am 40 scared!” “But why not get back in the car and let me drive you home?" begged the distracted bachelor. “I promise you that 1 will not touch you!" He | said it with so much feeling and sin- cerity that Miss Cackleberry declared she wouldn't get in that old car if Mr. Silver were to give her @ million dollars. Evidently her girlish agitation prompted these remarks, for it was a new car, and Mr, Silver had not a million dollars, Six hundred thousand word, The Borough of Brooklyn is @roused by this injustice. The re- cent hearing before the Public Ser- vice Commission (in which at least 600 people, neglecting their employ- ment and business time, journeyed to Manhattan at an inopportune time, 10 A. M. and remained till nearly 8 o'clock in the afternoon) is evidence are op- Evening A Brooklyn Protest. Do the Editor of The Evening World All hail to The Evening World for the recent splendid and true-from- the-heart editorial to-day relative to the protest of the people of th of Brooklyn before the Pu Service Commission against t) to rebuild the Fulton Street el railroad under the guise posed, Again I say: To T Ree treawing: the seenenk str ‘orld all thanks and approbation | was the sum that had restored hin to Sy gol peskea from all of the borough for your JUS* | atnuence and to bie former position 000 desianio suisielhobit roland “ « 9 oman The Jarr Family Copyright, 1918, by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), JOHN | LOST THe TICKETS | GOT For To NIGHTS WELL ONE THING IS Sut TickETS FoR He Movieee ARE NO GOOD FoR BUND a . G Mr. Jarr’s Very Best to plead with the obdurate Miss Cackleberry. “What will Mra. Jerr say to my being so late?” sobbed Miss Cackle- berry, as Mr. Silver drew near her. Silver noticc: his front tre was flat, and his heart sank as flat as the tire. Jack Silver would just as lief be shot in the trenches as to have to replace a punctured tire. He lost Courage and gave a great sigh. “There! I'm glad to hear you sigh. It shows you are ashamed of your- self for being eo bold!” cried Miss Cackleberry, with a return to her former gayness of spirits. Jack Silver sighed again, for it was a big tire and, as has been said, he would rather be shot at sunrise than and pump up a tire. I'll forgive you! Since I see you are so sorry!” exclaimed Miss Cackleberry. “But don’t try to kiss me right in the headlight!” Mr. Silver groaned, he realised all The Dower of Beauty By Marie Montaigne Coorright, 1018, by The Pres Publishing Ov, (The New York Drening World), MAKING THE ARMS BEAUTIFUL. McCarde Mise Gladys Cackleberry commenced to eob softly, more in heartbroken dis- iNusionment than anger, it would seem, for her broken, incoherent and disjointed remarks were to the effect that she would have never believed such things of bim—not even if an- gels had told her. “T have nobody to protect me but a stepfather, and he ts in Philadelphia!” moaned Mias Cackleberry. “Oh, if my darling sweet sister Irene were only here, but she, too, is in Phila- delphia!” “I wish everybody were in”—— grumbled Mr, Silver pathetically. But he did not say qxactly where he wished everybody to be. “Come, get in the ca Silver. “Let us go hom out of the roadster and came around ¢ well formed or plump and round as it should be, Next to the = lar development (indeed, coincident with it) is the cone P the skin of the arm and rounding the , Wrist prettily, The skin treatment | shows Its effects sooner than does the R “wet torn I told women how to develop the lower arm, which is rerely muscular training, and the skin food used with the skin treatment helps the plumping-out process, Unless the upper arm ts thin, do not use any emollient upon it other than the crea: for smoothing the cuticle, cornmeal and oatmeal all serve to cleanse and whiten, as well as aoften the skin. When all the dirt and dead ekin have been scrubbed out of the arm the flesh will appear brilliant, transparent and slightly ced. Blood has been rushed to the surface by vigorous scrubbing and hot ter, and now cold water is dashed over the arm to tone up the muscle, Massage the arm gently, using an upward stroke, to give it a soft ap- pearance, which will also have the bloom of a rose, If the elbow is not REALTIFVYING THE arm rounded, or any portion of the arm not well developed, pinch and slap those parta, with a good supply of cream, olive oil or skin food in the fingers. Since olive oil has a tendency to darken the ekin, it is well to mix a little benzoin In it, Warm emollients are absorbed more readily than cold ones and act more effectively, Mutton tallow makes an excellent emollient when melted with 4 Uttle crushed camphor and a five cent cake of white wax, and strained through a bit of cloth, This may be worked into the wrists and elbowe, where the skin needs special treatment to round both, Double the arm and, with the thumb held firmly in the elbow to serve as a pivot, plaster the emoillient on with rapid circular movements of the fingers over the elbow, Keep this up until the elbow shows a smooth eur- ‘+ daily wentment of Unie cert wilbumake ahows, process of The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday: April $0; 1915 ‘Dib You OPEN Your BAG ANYWHERE D oe c S) VEVER SAW Friend Is in Peril Of Losing His Beloved Bachelorhood Was lost. And by tne time he had replaced the tire, aided by the fair, and it must be confessed, very strong hands of Gladys Cackleberry, they Were engaged! How to Make a Hit. By Alma Woodward. Saladin: 5) Yoo vena Worth O* Ina Friend’s Automobile. IRST--When you're invited’ to make one of a party that is go- ing to take a long spin next Sunday, accept reluctantly, suggest- ing that you have many fascinating invitations for that day, but that if it will help your friend entertain the party ho has to take out you will do that little thing for him gladly. 2, When one of the guehy ladies re- marke, “Isn't it a LOVE of « carl” drawl loudly enough for the owner to hear: “Ob, { dare say it’s a eatiatac- tory machine to people who aren't particular about the car they drive, They say it’s as good as any AT THD PRICE." 3. As the host, who does his own driving, turns into a road that is pro- fusely marked as leading to the party's objective point, raise your voice in protest, thus: “Why on earth do you take this bum road, Ed? If only you'd turn tp the left you'd find it much prettier and easier going. When will motorists learn not to be a flock of geese and waddle whichever way the sign pointe? Be original. Strike a new trail. Do something the fellow ahead of you hasn't done” This will convince the ladies that you're a regular pioneer and the owner @ dub, 4. Interfere further with the driv. ing, this way: “Say, why do you go up a hill like this on third? Isn't your engine missing enough t you? ‘¢ Mave tor ehitw tue 0 Begin by scrubbing t ™ with Al vat i do—we're not bd lesh-brush, using pure soap and, If} ing'to buy it. And the way you possible, rain water. Almond meal, te on the brakes ts enough to tear a fel- low's ave @ heart!" 6 at @ roadhouse, ‘izzard loose, hen you sto; observe lightly: “! a drink, Ed. I'll just silt out here in the car and smoke a cigarette, 50 you won't have to tip any of these guys for keeping their eye on it, for you.” Then when he comes out, after hav- coughed up four-seventy for drinks, say, in @ stage asi “Bay, old mi T hope you didn't think I reneged on account of the price. I'm perfectly willing to split tha check wit rou," de, 6. hen you're deposited at your door, get out of the car as though you're crippled for life and, in stating your sincere appreciation of the treat, remark that you think a hot bath, an alcohol rub, perfect rest for a week and the aid of a skilful phy. siclan may help you to recover from the effects. Wind up with: "So good cf you, old top, to have asked me to be one of the jolly party! in anchor along,’ in worrying Fy Baerecoe he may @ couple of people on | Prussia, at the Poace of Tilsit, the most humiliating terms he don't care about Oniy next | P Ten Peace Treaties That Ended Great Wars By Albert Payson ‘eriun Corre wi be Pree etataning hee Sor beoning We NO. 3. THE PEACE OF TILST Ending the Prench-Ruasian-Prusian Wer, T was during the years when the fay ‘ ' { Lurepe’s wa tions was to form allianc ' a Napoleon N © would industri te auce after 0 ube i dictate b ating . a foes wey would get t breath ee y would we ne eee nr While Napoleon had little trouble in defeating any or all bie enemies, hie gen prompted him to try to break up these alliances by turoiag some of bis most powafful foes into friends, thus to weaken coalition and block Great Uritain’s anti-French moves ‘ « Alexander I Caer of Russia, as @ ikely subject for such au Hience the peace of Tiistt Alexander was @ young man friendships (hat covled off as quickly a» impetuous and forever forming ardent they began. For example, when Hussia aud Austria aud Prussia formed « coalition against Fro Me, the Caar and the Prussian King clasped bands over the coffia of Vrederick the Great and swore eterna, Iriendsuip Nepuleon knew Ute trait of his bitter began 4 Alea ander and be resolved to make bun bis friend-—"for rev- wea Pavano cave enly.” be when Aurtria aud Prussia and Ruseia were soundly whipped by France in a ee of separate campaiyns that ended tn the battle of Friedland, the eon- queror called @ peace conference at Tilsit and proceeded to put his new plan Into action, He had no special use for the Prussian King’s friendship; and Prussia was at his mercy, anyway. Hut be met Alexander on a big raft anchored in the middie of the Niemen Kiver, off Tilmt, in the early summer of 1807, and proceeded to amaze the beaten Caar by refusing to lake any real ad Vantage of his victory over the Kussians. This done, he went on to duzzle the young man with the magnetio chegm that he could call forth at will, and to fauter him by hinting that Alexander and Napoleon were the only two great rulers left on earth. When he promised that in time they two should di between them the sovereignty of t Jexander at once became his adoring alave Not only did the Cear unsusp Kiy consent to act as catspaw for several lesser Napoleonic achemes, but be also formed with France an offensive Nance against Great Britain. It 1s needless to say that Napoloon kept none of the glittering mises he made to the Cear and that Alexander's eyes wore soon afterward opened to the duplicity of the man ho had so suddenly learned to worship a@ @ | demigod. ly treatinent of Russia, Napoleon forced upon To make up for his kindly treat n forced upon Here principal parts of the agreement he made tho Prussian King ‘o the elzed in —Prussia was to give up all her territory weet of the Elbe ears aP ihe wae to surrender nearly all the territory she had “ "of Poland, teerrermen temo Third—Her army was to be cut down to 42,000 men. Fourth—She was to submit to the occupying by baba French troops of such tgrritory ax remained to her. snane Revenge. Fifth—She waa to form an offensive alliance against MAS Great Britain, Stricken, helpless, deserted, the conquered nation agreed to all these un- bellevably grievous terms. By the Peace of Tilsit Prussia lost about half her possessions, and became practically the vassal of France. Sixty-four years later, after the Franco- Prussian war, she fiercely avenged her humiliation upon France and upon Napoleon's nephew and successor. Wit, Wisdom and Philosophy By Famous Authors ON CATS AND DOGS—By Jerome K. Jerome. LIKE in- | you are going up or down upon life’e Be oe a cae chive scotagieet ladder; never asks whether you are rich or poor, ailly or wise, sunny oF They are much superior to human) saq You are his pal. That is enough for him; and come luck or misfor- tune, good repute or bad, honor or shame, he is going to atick to you, to comfort you, guard you and give his life for you {f need be—foolish, brain- less, soulless dog! Yes, poor doggie, you are stupid—very stupid, indeed, cot with us clever men, who understand all about politics and philosophy and who know everything, in short, what we are and where we came from and whither we are going and what everything outside this tiny world and most things in it are. Cats have the credit of being more worldly wise than dogs, of looking more after their own interests and be- ing less blindly devoted to those of their friends. And we men end ‘women are naturally shocked at euoh eeclfishness. Cats certainly do love a family it has a carpet in the kitchen more a family that has not, and if there are many children about they prefer to spend their leisure time next . But, taken altogether, cats are li! Make a fri of one and she stick to you through thick and thin. All the cates that I have had have been firm comrades. I Bea a pat caee that against us. If it ts a dog he| used to low me about eve! heads against Ws: ith his big, true| until it got quive embarrassing and t eyes and says with them: “Well, had to request her as a personal favor ou've got me, ju know,|not to sooompany, me gy forte Wen ‘go through the world together |down the High Street. She us and always stand by each other, won't I was late home wer’ and meet me in the passage, It made He te very imprudent, a dog is, He married man, never makes it his business to inquire whether you are in the right or in the wrong; never bothers as to whether I beings as companions. They do not | or argue with you; they never fale about themselves, but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being inter- ested in the conversation. They never make stupid remarks. They never observe to Misa Brown across a din- ner table that they always understood she was very sweet on Mr. Jones, who has just married Miss Robinson, ‘They never mistake your wife's cousin for her husband or fancy that you are ber SaKnersin 8. Gayinal til ver tell s. Ce) Ad “merety for our own good.” ey not at Inconvenient moments mildly remind us of our past follies and mis- takes. re always giad to see us; tnep are with ‘us in all our humors, ‘They are merry when we are glad, sober when we feel solemn and sad when we are eorrowful. ‘And when we bury our face in our hands and wish we had never been born they don't sit up v ernie 14 observe that we have rough! tt upon ourselves; they don't even hope it will be a warning to us. But they come up softly shove their “ALL MY WORLDLY GOODS.” By Marguerite Mocers Marshall. WOMAN playwright’s proposal thgt wives be put on a salary, emphasizes the fact that under the New York law a woman is not entitled to one penny in actual money from her husband during his lifetime. He is logally obliged to provide food, clothes, lodging and medical attendance for her, but he need not give her so much as a nickel in cash. However, the proceeds of any work which she performs under his roof are his if he chooses to lay claim to them. If she takes in washing he may coliect and pocket the pay for it. A Judge of the Supreme Court has ruled that a joint bank account representing the earnings of the husband and the savings of the wife is nevertheless the sole property of the husband, These thinge are unjust, and their injustice is not affected by the fact that in practice the husband hereabouts often gives his wife all the money he can afford—sometimes more, A number of thoughtful women have urged the passage in New York of a couumunity property act, making all real or personal prop- erty acquired by either husband or wife after the wedding day the joint property of both, Marriage would become a genuine business partnership under such a law, and in fairness to women it should be assed, Meanwhile, in present circumstances, it might be as well to leave jout of the marriage service that little joker, “With ALL my worldly te