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* “Then why didn't you stop?” there?” “You.” Home and Comic Page of TMK BVemaNnG WUMLD, Thursdsy. April 22.1915 “'S*MATTER, POP!” " “ e e = e e e By C. M. Payne OF SUCCESS ess —— By Masen Conkiin. |eeras) \come quien | [Fy] SLOGANS - — [Consawn “ 7 ait ahd Saree | rr OUD HARDLY gel ones WE be very mued the © pardon ‘ Loon At THe! - , Kuow 11 wuTd is “on Hired HAIR Vow have to plont to on © cree j RAR | | He THAME CHD A Bald (APPEARANCE / ORO WErt of Btiertion beets mente ° j 4u4 “Por / ge og Bp marge j _- f the bnite of result sent 4 om OTD, Huet consents be orewnd om | Cho oligtone of industry -_ INE mee with the evtow vole Geeer't necessarily present the Seoundest™ erguments grnmeo fever te on aliment seldom eontrected by © really busy man te heen't time te discover the errme tome MTPO come 2 vocation by # necessary vost. To others it le merely & henge of venue in the courte of eres ———" | r ° ; = ————EEe ee .. Of the Day FLOOEY AND AXEL—To Be Honest, You'll Have to Admit That Flooey Was Entirely Justified! OW WELL, PMiCHY AS weLe\ FORGIVE. AXEL FoR HoeKING! | MY GAD NUGCETS To BuY HIMSELE “THost Sw Lt cd Their Longest Run. 66 QZOUR show was the worst we Y" have ever had here,” maid the manager of the Hickville Opera House, as he handed the man- ager of the Fiy-by-Night company his share of the be company hy, f in Chicago, we had The Jongest run tn ihe X aged of the city I'm sorry,” replied the manager of ra houre. Naorey ‘about what?” demanded the YROTERDAY . fet dusT SIMPLY GRRL ‘ Not for the Consulate. HB echootmuater wanted to know whether the boys had an un- derstanding of the functions of @ coneuiate. “Bupposing,” he began, framing his question in the likeliest way to! arouse the Interest of hie bearers, | Seuppesing some, one took vou wp in| ERTIES MARRYING OF MARY-—It Looks as Though We'll Hear Those Wedding Bells at Last! fen rt you down thou- eande of miles from home, in a coun- quite , what pl ld SR ES D CONGRATULATIONS, : ven Teor | Took, me. : But YouLc BIUN- tT 2 @iwt (7 JES’ "An eager hand was instantly up- WAL. DONT ont GIT TIBBETS - JUST Vewt « BIT BE GtAd To TISSEN, BILL, LOVELY, UALLYUM wre, Wine, what do you, sayr- EXCITED-I/ GLAD TAKE @& Glance INTRESTED IN IT, ; - ruLerions! T THINK YOURE “Pease, sir, the hospital.”—Pitte- i ee Te gad Camp tal BRAG: YOUNG FELLER-! ye SONSRRTuterrons! | \_a Rick MAN Benen 1 WAH Wane 1 ou) “Yee DON'T WANNA — HONEST, | WAS : . SERIOUS THU ey <a ANYTHING ‘BOUT sd ‘ JOSHIN' Caught. Yay wittNum! YOUVE DELAYED GITTIN’ . 4 Nese! rT] HAT a pretty hat Mrs. Pin- MARRIED LONG, ENOUGH < ~ key wore thin evening. Goin’ T’ BREAI< “Did you like it, dear?” i “Yes, \t was very becoming. Why Gen't you get hats like thatt” “You musn't blame me if I laugh, Mrs. Pinkey borrowed it this evening. It'a the $90 hat you called a fright.”-~ Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ata Disadvantage. 66 goes another button!” @aid the man who was standing with his thumb Bitched inside his waletband. “Didn't you know it was loose?’ “Of course, I knew it was loose. 1 knew it was loose just as well as 1 knew that my hosiery needs a ing, and ery I ought to hav needle and thread work don “Why don’t you tell your wife about ie “I haven't the heart to worry her, Pah ees” welaes eae eating Fortunately the kyack has overturned not far [| _ He sees the Siren crush her way through the ‘The exercise brings the warmth back | tenit Rapoy unices she's knitting! I from shore and Race haven thoroughly chilled | Ice floe into the open water beyond and steam || Jack's body and partialig, Qe tie nett Further along the coast is. small glacier, and As he gains the glacter’s edge a huge polar THE Bvanine WORLDS “MOVIE STORY” COMPLETE EACH WEEK Mustrated by FERD G. LONG—All Rights Reserved wt Fis bear comes into view, and, seeing Jack, seme Honestly, sometimes 1 almost wish | § (by the icy water, escapes, but loses his rifle, | away. ‘That Rawson, claiming Jatk had at- [| The! kyack has roused a hope of finding an | toward lige Leng makes his wat hoping, fron Ft iitberingly toward him. His rifle gone, was one of those unbappy Belgians” | § Vigorously he runs back ahd forth on the sh tempted his life, has bought his crew's allence | Eskimo settlement nearby, and he determines Sin ateration of risine. Ground Feread, v0 649 —Washington Star, to avoid being frozen in his wet garments. ore | with gold Jack does not know. to search for it as a “last hope." somewhere signs of Eskimo habitation, | si P= 1 na 7" without meaas of defense and escape seems! possible.—Continued to-morrow. A Shame. : Mi ' 66TOYIDN'T you eee me hold up my | } D band?” asked the trafic policeman, i \ “I must confess that 1 did,” replied , “ps! \ ! the man who was driving his own car. | fi ( 7 ( “« my n 1 had Just it three-quarters ‘of an hour etting this var to start and it seemed a shame eee all that work.”—Washington ——_ The Test Supreme. 66 U say that women haven't the endurance of men?’ “They haven't,” “That they cannot successfully re- sist unusual mental strain or phyal- cal fatigue—that they Jack nerve and Dagienoe and endurance?” ii ( hy sl “De pou eee that litle woman over “You have never known # man who could endure what she has endured,” | —-—— t y, What is she?” suai the Fender of {he love atorig “GETTING “AHEAD AS HOW I EARNED MY RAISE—No. 17—The Reward of Painstaking, we = "RAMEY GE” » By Harry Loonan | Cleveland Plain Dealer, A BUSINESS GIRL. ” A “SUCCESS MOVIE” Series of TRUE STORIES of ADVANCEMENT—tIlustrated by WILL 8B, JOHNSTONE, | Each story must be arranged in FIVE SCENES (for illustration), must not exceed 600 words, must| fm detail the ACTUAL EXPERIENCES OF THE WRITERS, and be accom- panind by REFERENCES from which| its veracity can be investigated if| thought necessary. | THIS OFFER EXPIRES MAY §,| when a selection of | anuscripts will| |)” be made. No manuscripts returned | unless accompanied by return pos-| BUSINESS GIRL STORY EDITOR, 2 for 25 Cents. | | EVENING WORLD, 63 Park Row, New York City, One of the officers of the concern suggested that I be given a trial at the job, During my trial I took pains to do neat and rapid work, and at the end of the week | received fifteen dollars in m¥ pay envelope aud was told I could keep the job permanently, Trowel a friend 1 obtained a position as errand | mets Atxed every order, cared’ Guntig and sales! _ But five months later the bill clerk was discharged boy in an'embroidery concern, 1 was supposed to be key nese pr th joonrn and 1 was given his place, with my salary increase on the jol at 8.15 A. M, ta help the shipping clerk | [OTE We etry. et eal from six dollars to nine. Eight months later the ent sweep the iby the time that hour arrived cach | [AR dowr entrie: w ig calle clerk lefi to go in business for himself and the firm ad: id finished the sweeping. pat Cabs did not know that my practi vertised for a inan to take his place. In‘fourteen months | had won promotion trong errand boy to eniry clerk and an increase in salary frome six to fifteen dollars a week ‘because I had taken always to do my work right--and to do more had to do.—~Another slory to-morrow.