The evening world. Newspaper, March 4, 1915, Page 16

* TAMMANY HAS THE SHIVERS. @ bleak, cheerless winter for Tammany. The President hae named four Internal Revenue Collectors “for this city, and the nominations have gone to the Senate to be " All four are Democrata, but not one is a Tammany selec- James M. Power, Senator O'Gorman’s candidate for Marshal in is named. But Power is no friend of the McCooey-Fitz- d, who vigorously opposed him. . The appointment of all these Democrats is bitterly resented by amman} influence at Washington—which is about the highest rec- yaimen p the appointees could have. ‘Tammany leaders axe sulky and disappointed. Unwonted sounds fetrife issue from the once united Wigwam. With the aid of Presi- } Wilton the Democratic Party in this State is learning to snap its at Murphy ‘and MeUoocy. Unless signs fail, the season is; upon Tammany a blight that will leave it only « shrivelled of Democracy. Another Congress saves the nation—at noon to-day. : “To HONOR TANNENBAUM.” (HE prompt arrest, indictment and arraignment of the two bomb S Titowers involved in the dastardly mttempt to blow up St. > Patrick’s Cathedral fall with special timetinces this week. “Neat Saturdgy the I. W. W. will hold » mass meeting in honor mk Tannenbaum, now on Blackwell’s Island serving out the to. which he was.sentenced for having led a mob into St, Alphon- Church. Minus time allowances, his term will expire Saturday. Phie'T: W. W. have raised the $500 fire which was an additional part “Tannenbaum’s sentence and a committee plans to visit the Island t the:morning, pay the woney and bring Tannenbaum back in tri- to the padi in Union Square. £ Amarehists were expected to be on hand to rush the meeting and aed eaitertion their own, But owing to unforeseen circum- and the bomb industry—to say nothing of church d themselves in a sudden state of depression. If the a their advantage, not only anarchy but lawlessness in we had a leseon this week which Tannenbaum and his study with profit. a + algae renal a Gb! Not ‘till after the - COMFORTLESS COURTROOMS. has enough to struggle against without the hiindfdaye of cold courtrooms and bed sir.’ Everybody that 20 far as ventilation and heating are concerned, the ‘Court House is o disgrace. No one can blame judges if Hy ‘refise to sit in surroundings that threaten rheumatism and fs week Judge Hosalsky, taken ill while presiding in General had to adjourn court and go home because of chill and rheu- on by the draughts to which he had been exposed ) courtroom. Court Justice Blanchard yesterday pub- r denounced the County Court House as “unfit for hogs” and said at ha was forced to move from room to room to find one fit to hold jart‘in. “A coh) caugitt while sitting in « courtroom in this building oped into ‘the pmeumonia attack which killed Justice Edward “eonditions bring shame upon the city. We talk about up- dignity of the courts, What about the safety, cleanliness, semeatiry comfort of their surroundings ? oO ee Ste talatake et, the County: Court House which, in tts fe endangering the lives of judges, is the same att and out of which he grafted hundreds of ef dollars. Put together under evil auspices it now @ivease and death. «Hits From Sharp Wits. c cea may be, whee a man takes us at our word that he There are some women w' te think that vivacity is that bas no connect! the mind.—Toledo Biade. Bome people act as if there is but ‘one crime, that of being found out, A prophet is alw persistent. When one of his predictions doesn't come true he makes another.—Toledo , suas itis bone is the Cleveland Plain ° afraid that ting zon pre bad habit in ont you r of it permanently ?— ag se aa We Glwaye get angry eee Most men are a good deal like base- bed tne in tl enon, ces that fad © plenty of don’ 't need it and vig, ee at Ap Bi they have to have it. peka Capital. Letters From the People re ‘Woerta 26 Years. Aine the Vitth Avenue bus companies Gre protesting Er, maateeane Sy Why Wey Coucon'T Foot Me | ‘YOu Are A CUTE UTTLE CHICKEN The Jarr Family By Roy L. ‘Copyright, 1915, by ‘Phe Press Publishing Co, (The New Yor be HAT Kept you eo late?” asked Mrs. Jarr rather peevishly. “You know this ie Gertrude’s evening out and we have an early Supper in consequence. No, please don't aay yop were detained at Lei Office by extra work, because I wi ‘ed you to bring some field saind hi with you. I thought maybe you could get some downtown. I've had a longing for it all day, and have sent everywhere around the neighborhood for it, and they told me at the office you had left early. So please don't say you were detained by some extra work!" Tl was exactly what Mr. Jarr 'WAB going to say, but Mrs. Jarr’s providential fow of words not only gave him time to back-pedal men- tally, but also to search his mind for & better excuse, The rush hour swamping of the subway would have done, but, then, the fatal “You left the office early!" He resolved upon a bold stro! He would tell the truth! (In times of mighty emergency try it, It stuns and even silences a wife, pre- pared for everything but that.) “Well, I'm awfully sorry,” said Mr, Jarr, “But Rangle and I stopped in Gus'e, at the corner, just to have one drink before supper. We threw the dice to see who'd pay. Then Rafferty, the contractor, came in and chal- lenged us to throw for a quarter apiece. Mr. Slavinsky dropped in, Gus took @ hand, and we were stick- ing him and I didn’t like to break away, Besides, I won $1.76, and you can have it, “I wouldn't touch iH!" Jarrindignantly. “Oh, Edward, don't you know it's wrong to bie?” “You don't call that gambling, do you?" asked Mr/Jarr. “Gee! A fei low works ail day till his mind is dal! as lead, and a little good-natured ex- citement brightens him up. The money didn't amount to much and we had a lot of fun joking Gus and Blavinsky, who hate to lose. You know it doesn’t happen once in & month, and if that's all the indulging ia gambling & poor man does it won't hurt him. We've got to have a little fun and excitement in this life, you kno said Mra, asked Mr, Jarr as he dallied over his coffee. “Oh, all right,” said Mrs, Jarr, "1 had a nice visit from Mre. Wrixley. You know, her husband owns these | ,, And she's, so nice to me ot Mra, Gate. [since he mot McCardell Brening World), You know, we get our fiat much cheaper than other people in these apartments because Mrs. Wrixley is Proud to ha: People in it of good family.” “What did the landlord's want?" asked Mr, Jarr. “Why, Mrs. Wrixley is so interested in her church, and they are having a fair, and she has a booth, and there is @ beautiful cut glass salad bowl, and she thought she'd go around among hi lends and chance it off, She had envelopes in which were numbers running from 1 to 100. Whatever number you drew you paid that many cen’ “I know the game,” said Mr, Jarr, “They tell you all the high numbers are gone. Then you take three chances and draw 81, 96 and 79, The prize is subsequently drawn by No. 7, the single chance held by a very wealthy person.” “Thi what I was afraid of, but’ “Regu A Timely ** By Sophie lady And He Actually Gets Away With It. GODHOODOGODHHOIDGHHOHHHOGHHHOGHOHOGOGHOODOQHHOEGHHGHHHOOQSGEDO Mrs. Wrixley in such a dear, thing, and when I told her I'd take her up to Mrs. Kittingly, who has a mania for cut glass and trying her luck— why, she did it.” Meats what?" asked Mr. Jarr. very friendly and lady-like ac- tion,” replied Mrs. Jarr. Mrs, Wrixley \s one of the very few women I have met who want to be fair and honest with everybody, and when I couldn't afford to risk the chances of drawing the large sums she was just as sweet as she could be. “Didn't in: “No; we opes, and 7 and 8. agreed it wouldn't be fair to takeout 1 or 2, “And you‘talk about my gambling!" cried Mr. Jarr. “Well, I'm sure you can’t say this was gambling,” she replied. “I should say not!" said Mr. Jarr. ‘m glad you admit it,” sald Mrs, Jarr, “Ladies don't gamble. Now give me that dollar and seventy-five asked Mr, Jarr. late” Your Quarrels jarried Life’ Suggestion Irene Copyright, 1016, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), HE secret of our married 1 is that we know how to reg- ulate our quarrels.” These are the words of & well known New York woman, who explains the reason of her twenty years of married life in the resolution and her husband made when ecided not to let the sun set without ‘making up’ a quarrel, We never broke this compact. On a few occasions, when neither one of us was sure the quarrel was settled, we at least declared a period of truce before sunset, in which we did not Use the matter at until the next da: "And you have no idea what ‘thi yt ing it over* usually accomplis! no couple in the world jcan actually avoid said the woman. man nature, There are no two peo: ple so constituted that they agree on all thinge at all times, It ts folly for any one to think it ia pos- sible. And, strange to ts married feeling as to the legal ge of either party generally tends jo create a senne of security in ‘go- ing the limit,’ just to satisfy one's own temper or Vanity or conceit, “Bu h 24 too pene, auc! ‘nl even they may seem small in themselves, the feeling of incompatibility grows until) the big quarrel arises and with it comes the crash, Yét if such oc- ourrences moothed over and for- gotten, they have no place to rankle to the ing point.” This married woman seemingly has 4 sound conception of the little cross purposes in wedded Ii o same ap- plies to friendships. Why is it that the human is so prone to forbear and forget only when fscunded the “too lat is this thing we call most often a selfish importance? Tt is the pending Sg opleths inde inde how many hundreds of ee homes and friend- destroyed by the hasty rp letter, th rained ryday trifling things that break up the pos- fine relationshi, t teat of friend- NESS, without y All of us need the friends, especial! the old friends, the acquaintances of es years, the partners of “an man and woman, no what their positions or Possibilities in in life may be, can ever be so self-suf. ficient that they do not need frie: And a friend in need is often worth all the money and position in the whole world. Material 5d do not bring bappiness or gladpi As a modern 3B cents you were about.” And bad Jarr produced. So Wags By Clarence L. Cullen. oor ies York vesing Warts W those and then only after perceptible pause, we fali to wondering just how much {he picks up that way at the expense of hurrying or absent-minded people in the course of a week. The “city” that adopts one of those “business slogans” sometimes needs one so badly that all the sloganizing in ee world can’t make any differ- of advertisem Is sadly digillusionin clever woman say, vhether the young upon you is wearing suit of clothes that cost tie to be afraid that he is wondert whether one is wearing certain som what more intimate garments thi the advertisements proclaim (with illustrations) to have been ‘marked down’ from 69 to 39 gents!” Were Thackeray alive and writing at the present day he'd find the writer of the “What Men Are Wearing” junk in the theatre programmes a stupendously unimaginative and of- fenaive addition to the types in a new | “Book of Snobs.” To have somebody or other pay # formal call upon you at 3 or 4 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon, about twenty minutes after you've roped you about a gorgeful Sunday dinner are oppressed by an overwhelmin, inclination for a nap, may be view as a minor calamity by pelt controlled with ‘We know a may living uptown who, when he was in the % army,” gained the the World. |: HEN we come upon- one of subway or elevated ticket-sellers who gives us our change with great deliberation, Sy = cally rder | and? nited States “Distinguished ayings of = — sy Mrs. Solomo By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1016, by The Prem Pubtishing Oo, (Teo Now York Brentng M Stunts wherewith he seeketh to tiypnotize a woman? Yea, and many of them, seven times seven, Y DAUGHTER, knowest thou a man who hath LESS then Sever For, behold! I have watched them at their work; and thelr tte epectalties have I numbered and recorded. Doth a man cling to thy fingertips for ONE instant ot. grésting, as though reluctant to release them? ‘Then by that sign shalt thou know bim as a Woman Tamer, for-this is Stunt Number One. Doth a man place thy cloak about thee with marked slownées and caressing tenderness, as one who would eay, “I'LL, protect. thee, lattle One?" I charge thee watoh him! For this is Stunt Number Two. Doth a man reproach thee, saying: “Alas, thou art not a Régular’ Girl, but a cold and heartless Cynic! I fear thou canst net love day masa? Be not dismayed, nor fiied with pity. For this is Stunt Number Three. Doth @ man call thee “mysterious” and “incomprehensible?” Doth be gaze into thine eyes with deep scrutiny? Doth he seek to read the lines ot thy palm and persuade thee to tell him thy heart’s secret? , 1 charge thee, smile sweetly, but keep thy counsel. Yor thie ts Stent Number Four. Doth a mgn talk eadly of his “Dream,” which is ALWAYS of low in the far, far greenwood with the Ideal Woman? Doth he the abstract for the Perfect Mate and the Simple Life, but say the concrete whereby thou canst hold him? Number Five. cerning “the girl whom he cannot love?” I charge thee, be not puffed up. For this is Stunt Number Siz. thee without warning—and beg thy forgiveness afterward? I charge thee beware; for he will kiss thee again. Number Seven. Verily, verily, be not moved by one of these, for they are ail Property, which he keepeth on hand for emergency. miesing button from thy glove; when he frowneth at the powder cizeth thy colffure; when he ceaseth to play Prince Charming and neth to play the Tyrant, then only canst thou say of him: “This man is SERIOUS!” Selah. “Horse Sense” Easy Solutions of Small Proudies. 66] DON'T think it looks well for me to carve the chicken when bot the Westsides come to dinner to-night,” said Mrs. Fidgets. “You ought to do it.” “I never could, ad anything,” said a Mr. Fidgets with surpri modesty. “But if I fail I only “The right way to carve a ‘chicken | have a little of the or turkey,” said Mrs. Fidgets, dem- | Webster to carry it off. onstrating with her knife over the/ ber was nude carcass of the fowl, “is to as many slices from it as and sever each joint at the point where it breaks away easily. The chicken should be placed on the. plat- ter so that the breast will be at the left hand of the carver. Ph the] vicious jab, and, carving fork firmly into the chicken at the small end of the breast bone, sticking it in far enough 20 as to hold the bird firmly, First take off the leg with the second joint, dis- member this and then tackle the wing on the farthest side of the chicken. Now, tipping Se ye slightly My Wife’s Husband = By Dale Drummond == Copyright, 1915, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), OHAPTER XIII, agile fingers up and down ‘was Jane's birthday. I had ae wae Nevely ot ye » of late gone home several times to find her out, and it annoyed me. ing a woman waiting, and having that same woman keep you waiting is quite a different matter, When I— none too graciously—would ask where whe had been. or why she was ao late she would invariably tell me‘that she had been at the Hemmings having some music and had not realised how ate it was. So I had ordered @ piano for her and dt was to arrive on her birthday, I was a bit excited over it, as it was by far the most extravagant pur- ehase—for her—I had made since we |were married. Yet now jooking back at the feeling actuating me at that re 1 oe Lacy ty did pad bead boy rn piano entirely to please Jane, me rayeelt fhe sencyane of Bay Ike ve birthday cake, use she was "7 the Hemmings’ instrument. “And I do, too! T received a telephone message from tation that tl tano had arrived when it reached the house. Jane was out. I was rather pleased than other- wise; we would get it unpacked and :in_ place before she returned. I moved the furniture around until I was satisfied I had found the proper place to set it, while the men un- packed and brought it in, so that we soon had it in place. The men had tew moments when Daniel it} turkey at a New Frereagee giving dinner. . He tried and) but bird was a tough rior and remained unseaurre® knife. At last, growing the great ore gave a turkey.’" ‘oii shail most certainly fing for her whenever t e or whenever je all the reason you fad’ in ~~ the plano salut as leaving "the room. tew moments I heard ‘had ‘had for mine, At first her astonishment, her de- light were so great she could not speak. Then: Marksman" medal for his Se. shoot- + 154,356 neurotic cats raise | » u tend with their serenadi: shivareeings every night. Tae wes a ‘has heaved thousands of milk bottles, | could be consi be god bottles, ink well nd other bijout lamps, books,| which I attached ne importance, je at the cats, | thinking she felt embarrassed that I Ye admits that never yet has he come | should accuse her of buying wer he'd had t to aid his aim. Rey pias within nine feet of hittl good, elear moor low -he aay @ cat, even present); but sat down to try the “We must have it tuned immedi- >: Then suffer him to chatter, and mook him not. For this is Gomnt Doth a man take thee into his confidence and ask thine “advo” am Doth s man snatch thee in his arms with eudden emotion and kiss: And this fe Stuat ‘Stage Yea, they are the footlights which he turneth on to light up. “Hero” makeup. But when te observeth the rip in thy blouse and the ia, thy left eye, and remarketh the smudge upon thy right cheek; when heverfti- ‘beste. on? asked to carve! the bsg ~ ce enon. Sv anerne ‘When Martha brou; at od ulterior motive to advance for her