The evening world. Newspaper, January 21, 1915, Page 16

ESTABLISHHD bY Josh & Dally Except Sunday by the Press 63 Fark Now, Ne e to The Even! Mnited States For England * All Countries in the International Postal Union, $3.50] One Year 201 One Month . seceeececccceeeeseseeseeeeses NO, 19,611 OUT OF NEW JERSEY’S SHAME. HE shooting down of unarmed men by hired gunmen wearing , deputy, sheriffs’ badges has brought shame upon New Jereey. ¢ It should furnish other States food for thought. ‘ Why should any civilized community keep up the archsic custom ‘ guns and authority into the hands of men chosen hap- ly to give them a few dollars reward for having deliv- somebody « handful of votes? If the Roosevelt affair teaches anything it teaches the wisdom of police. Two hundred and fifty State patrolmen guard the of Pennsylvania outside the cities, and for two years Pennsyl- bis has seen no disorder. Fifty State police could take care of New ah, at small expense. New York is pondering the same system > ge ought to havo it. © No eelf-respecting State will entrust its order and good name to * whenever somebody is reckless enough to pin sheriffs’ badges ir coats. UME 55...... —————-t— —_—— . ENGLAND'S WRATH. NGLAND’S anger at the latest airship raid upon her shores is not the gfern sort inspired by a worthy foe. It is rather in- tense resentment and amaze that the enemy should mingle out- with his warfare. ‘Under cover of the night to drop bombs into peaceable towns, iting firesides and killing babies in their cradles is, after all, superb feat of military prowess. It may be sensational, the n reasons, but is it war? To seek to terrorize your oppo- bby '@ random massacre of the women and children he has left at may require ingenuity and daring. But is it likely to arouse ration of the world? in the case of England is terror to be counted upon. On the ry, repeated airship descents upon innocent non-combatants are tha ‘to stir Great Britain to a frenzy of rage which will lead to reprisals. A ——4 = s« COUNTY LINES IN THE WAY. @. .BULISH county lines in the enforcement of criminal law, is * the advice of Chief Magistrate McAdoo, It twists and hampers the law and adds to the cost and —- “yy a “Worl A ANY_ SEAT For To a 's Stow 7 @xpense and serves no public good to recognise these county ‘Maes in Greater New York, whatever it may do in other parte of ‘the State. It has been suggested that the Constitutional Con- Yyention consider dividing the State into departments, at least for judicial purposes. principle of county sovereignty is an ancient and honorable in- Improved communication, extension of commercial inter- ‘widening of State functions have left it, however, in many re- B clumsily out of date. We should be willing to sacrifice it at it keeps back efficiency. all, if by #0 doing we can obtain a greater degree of sim- and straightforwardness in our judicial system and cut down liess complications and delays that mystify the average citizen : his respect for the courts, let us rub out county lines light heart. Letegpeneenep pate qpeaiemssieetnsine HOW MANY RAKE.OFFS? HE management of the Metropolitan Opera seems honestly to try to keep available scats for its best performances within reach of the public at box-office prices. It certainly plays ’s game for him. But what about one or two “firet class” theatres in this town there are never any desirable seats in the box office, but where puschaser is offered the names and addresses of agencies j ee, to sell at three times the box-office price? pe tro manager kindly he.ping the public to get possession { that he has been forced to sell against hie will, or is he up quite different? Hits From Sharp Wits. Bebeow wea, kind of a man te i. As soon as some fellow what they think ip gong to oct steady job they begin to estimate the possible number of vacations they will eet in a year. 7 Toledo Blade, Many automobiles that seem slow manage to keep ahead of an income. Se Signe Mit ot marr! bas fin Pimes-Union ‘Ps A luxury ts something that those who desire it cannot lord. Whea it Is obtainable it ceases to be a lus- ury.—Albany Journal. their offspring, how should the intellect an ties give a “real” moth Powers fitting her for caring for her child! tandard of humanity coming to? Following on this example, all the single women in all profes ns employment might hold the sam: gument and marry only under thi condition that they be allowed to con. tinue their several employments. should soon be at a standatill, whee would be the room for uny more girla, j{f all the present girls should marry and atill a. suppers a home? At “4 | much more inborn facul- the intuitive In it no that the work Bue her employment and depr! Paingie girls from obtaining a 2 If all the teachers get mar- are allowed to go on teach- is the chance and oppor- the girls who are now in college with a; 7 1 think T think a married an’s pla in her home, She mit herself (or should ordinarily D ander the protgntion of the made h stlne te hasten’ te te che ing to hap, e 0 b Father ie peat her teach- 7? Mise the care of a co-operative where one trained woman to give the most the ehildren of ar- £ Waren ond th Bros a \y in ould not marry, Neither should a girl, if she has no desire to fulfil all the duties of a tru wife and mother, and give a man thi it should be under. home care which is his due, Whe: that in future “the and be | tow tone that the 4 Dail RAINE “meeRN oy iia hd vy. Aww SOLD SIX WEEKS In ADVANCE Good NIGHT! 1'0 RATHER &ioxe ‘THAN PAY _ONE DOLLAR ean FoR Two Two Do FLEECE 'S 'CKET AGENCY) Best SEATS lOUSE LLAR ILL BE DARNED IF 1 'LL Bi A SEAT FROM A TickeT IT Must BE AR OTTEN Stow Sayings of: Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland Coprrigst, 1915, by The tress Mubisting Uo, (The New York biensag World). -Y Daughter, a woman forgive:h casily, but she never forgetteth! Neither will she LET @ man forget the mistakes nor the sins for the follies for which he hath repented and atoned unto seven times seven times. For this is TOO much! But a man {s a Reasonable Creature and long-suffering; and there ts NOTHING from murder unto the breaking of the Ten Commandments for which he cannot forgive a woman that he loveth, SAVE: Yor asking him “WHY” he loveth her. For falling in love with him before he hath requested her to. For leaving her hair in the comb. ‘ueene correcting his pronunciation; for asking him “the point” of tis For hanging his trousers upside down across a chair eo that @e teria thereof are scattered upon the oarpet and the small change to fhe winds, For talking loudly in street cars and cafes. For making him ridiculous tn public. For LAUGHING at him. ») For summoning him over the telephone at busy moments “just fer fun,” saying “GUESS who this is!” For “straightening” his desk; for trifling with his rasor end for CLEANING his pipe. For refusing to believe him when he hath gone to great pains to invent story which shall SOUND convincing. ¢ For “beating” him at an argument, at a game or at a flirtation. For finding him out. For frisking his newspaper, purloining his handkerchiefs and “borrow- ing” his cigarettes. ; For leaving her cold cream and her “complexion” on the towels. ‘ For loving him after he hath ceased to love her. For MARRYING him. Verily, verily, my Daughter, who shall blame him? | _ For these are the Seventeen Besetting Sins of Woman wherewith Man hath been cursed singe Eve learned them from the Serpent. Selah. At Three Hundred Miles an Hour By Ralph Tarshis. ‘ ‘Copyright, 1015, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), OST inventors seem to think, will cause it to attract iron. that a high speed system for| Deen found that certain ‘otal eet railways can be accomplished |at,'n the reverse. ‘That te, « mag. only by some eort of an air line, |tead of attracting ‘them, Due to & from which all rail friction 1s elimi-|fact that aluminum is tro: re- nated. Since the German high speed | Delled by a magnet, M. Bachelet was trains have become a commonplace Ge aes a “levitated” reality many eager attempts have nam Goa been made to increase their terrific - a an aluminum Te Stack te tance apart from when an slterating sastine™ passed through the magnets tng toree che crates oy Emile Bachelet, a Frenchman, has invented a train which he and certain other scientists are confident will at- tain a speed of 300 miles an hour. Hif eystem has been called a “levi- aluminum ‘base of the car 1s lifted above the rails and bela there so long as the electricity te The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1918, ty The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Bvening World), R. JARR was lying on the sofa roading the Sunday when he should re been dressing to go to oburch. ire, Jarr told him this because he looked #0 carelessly comfortable with his pipe and slippers; but she didn't tell him all that was in ber mind on this sub- fect, because the children were led in at this moment by Gertrude, the Jarre’ light running domestic, and the little dears looked eo sweet and innocent—withal being spick, span and starched—that how could a de- voted wife and fond mother empha- @ize the fact that the father of those precious darlings was not setting a good Sabbath example? Besides, Mr, Jarr was to give Mas- ter Willie Jarr and little Emma a dime each for the Sunday achool col- lection, silver being always, as Mrs, Jarr , Mrs. Jarr relieved the tension on Master Jarr’s Eton collar before it drove the boy from petulance to exas- peration—no frame of mind to take to Bunday echool—but little Emma hadn't even to be cautioned not to wiggle, as ehe might get her new white starched lace dress all wrin- kled. Little Emma was feminine and could be trusted to look her best and keep looking so. ‘Tho children wero advised to walk right past any moving picture theatre that might be open and to promise not even to look at the bills, Then Gertrude answered a timid ring at the bell, and announced a gentleman to see Mr, Jarr. Had she said it was party” (a term dear to Mr, Jarr might have been t being caught in a negligeo paid it closed season for bill collectors. However, it wasn't a bill collector in the closed season, for Gertrude reappeared and announced tleman said to hipping clerk. ° Frits being admitted and introduced to Mrs, Jarr was sized up by that ob- serving lady as a worthy person, but of no poise or social distinction, evi-+ dently, for his very large and once tan shoes were shined a dull greenish black with stove polish, Fritz's Sunday clothes were a clean but shapeless old suit of serge that wrinkled and bagged at the should- ere where the padding had lumped in ridges, Frits evidently scorned @eout types of girls. tions ran something Uke this: “I wonder if girls ever realise how men view them and how they can see through their various manoeuvres to top of his trousers band and the low papers er edge of his waistcoat. The “Goody OOS ALANIS SLL OLLI OOO OOOO Mr. Jarr Encounters Old Man Trouble; Disguised Now as a Shipping Clerk AAPM AINHHNT HEIKEAAANIN ARAM HAR ANAAAM AAA RA A false ehirt bosom, scanty in its dimensions, pushed up from’ his waistcoat opening, and his vivid purple and yellow four-in-hand tie, Goody” Girl —— Don’t Confuse Her With the “Good” Girl! —— By Sophie WAS talking with a well known young man the other day who is @ favorite in his eet. He wae telling attract, There is the ‘good fellow’ girl, who thinks ehe can drink as much as the boys and then is scared to death when she finds she has done that very thing. She assumes & bravado air, but finds she can’t go pace, and makes herself look ridiculous for all her toy “There is the girl who lives only for dress and who cannot talk about anything else, She is self conscious every minute as to what impression her new ‘creation’ is making on her companion. And, though a man likes that all her life is spent in the aideration of clothes, “Another variety having u tribute, the average man tires of her in short ol This girl for that beauty fades, and with no other attrac- tion it really has a very short life as to drawing power. “Then there is the over-learned ——— Irene Loeb Copgright, 1916, by The Poms Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). with @ large brass pin (a skull with red glass eyes) worked up to th top edge of a somewhat green! standup celluloid collar, Frits also Wore detached cuffs of celluloid with large cuff buttons in the semblance of owls’ heads, These rattled as ever and anon the visitor raised up his arms in an embarrassed manner and let the cuffs slip back into his coat sleeves by gravity. Fritz chewed nervously at the ends of his stubby, tobacco etained yellow mustache and awkwardly fumbled with hia slightly battered derby hat. | head. Between his hat, which he held on things |to with silent grimness when Mrs. His observa- | that Jarr suggested that Gertrude relieve the | him of it, and the celluloid cuffs that kept slipping down over his large red hands, Frits had a continual hen | struggle to keep the neck band of his cravat from coming off at the top of passing through the coils. The wi the car is propelled is also marvele lously simple and efficient. This is accomplished by ‘“‘selenoids.” Sele- noida offer a powerful force. They are commonly used are lights to keep the carbons Large selenolds draw the Bachelet cars forward with a powerful attrac- tive force. By this means and also by the fact that the car rests on no material support, it is claimed that they oer be able to attain a speed of 300 miles an hour. JUNGLE TALES FOR CHILDREN—BY FARMER SMITH UTSIDE the Jungletown Moving Pictures Jimmy Monkey was selling tickets as fast as folks came up. Mister Hoptoad, his good wife and Uttle Billie Hoptoad were waiting for tickets. Finally they went in and sat down in the middle of the house. By and by the lights went out and the pictures began to dance on the screen, Little Billie's eyes grew bigger and bigger until his mother thought they would pop out of his . Suddenly, Mr. Hoptoad, his wife and little Billie Jumped up and ran out of the theatre and hid under a tated” railway because the car {s suspended above the rails. This must necessarily mean the absolute elimi- nation of rail friction. Moreover, since the cars are with- out wheels, engine, bearings and gearings, the cost or maintaining would be almost nothing, as no oll- ing or adjusting 1s necessary. As every one knows, electricity flowing through an electro-magnet log. After a while Mister Hoptoad ead, hd Cy “ton ed Heth “I saw @ dog,” le Mister Hoptead end ils Wife dodted under a log. “Don't talk eo lewd about a dog. Next time you ese @ dog in @ picture you must not get scared. “Oh!” eald Bille, “but tt looked eo real. “Well,” said Mrs. Ho) be afraid until you know yey by ir not iJ Mister Hoptoad, peeking out’ under the log. Chapters from a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond the back of his stand-up collar. He had to hold himself stiffly erect as he sat on the edge of the chair, For every time he bent forward his somewhat dingy false shirt bosom, or 1. | dickey, flew out. Beipleeren name. deliver me the y’ girl! I wish Birls knew ly those who seck admira- tion—that the average man of a’ age virtues and vices is not attracted by the extremists. aie Cm Mrs Btter Oli Se the girl who is not too pretty and not too heart, dress, but who is simple, hae a kind loves other things besides takes an interest in the world if | Sarr. { Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers | “The Best Wife. HAT sort of a girl makes the best wife for a young man? The answer to that is, “The sort of girl each young man likes best.” If he is gay and fond of dancing and theatre-going he will be happiest with a woman who shares his tastes. If he has a fondness for reading and peaceful reonings at home he should choo: quiet, do- ia interested ural mate is one who companion him on the tennis court or the Jong walk, vT ove that lasts and that makes for lifelong bappiness ia based on congeniality. braces, for when he sat down awk. | St affections are directed elsewhere, she till seems convinced that she tracts me, What more can I do? I have to go to her house Seay ntly, for other reasons than seein; I think you have done the and if you preserve an attitude friendly detachment the girl will probably be convinced that you mean what you say, “Vv. J." writes: “About a month @ break came in my friendship ith @ young man, due to the lie of a third person, who invented and re- peated to me a remark the yor man was supposed to have made, grily. reproached him, and have since been convinced of his innocence, How can I regain his friendship?” ‘Why not write a little note say: you are sorry you misjudged him’ “T. A.” writes: “I received a a man —_ but at. ing of “well, what can I do for you, Frits?” asked Mr. Jarr, for he knew there was seldom a caller that did not seek some service. “She's at it again, Mr, Jarr!” ‘Who's at what? asked Mr. Jarr. ‘Me aister, Fatima, what come on to New York to go on the stage as a fat lady,” said Frits uneasily. “she got the flat blocked again, ‘with the folding bed down in the back parlor, and she says sho is going to stay there till she dies or she sees that feller Dinkman ehe'a mushy |)! about.” “Pinkston, you mean,” replied Mr, “Woll, nothing doing for me, I'm through! You find Dinkston yourself!" But when Mrs. Jarr realized it was @ romance, a love affair, she spoke |"*! up and eaid: “The poor thing! Breaking her heart for a wretch of a man! But Mr. Jarr SHALL go and find that man Dinkston! I always knew he was a villain!" And Mr, Jarr knew @ fateful hour for him bad struck again! have now decided that our friendship must come to an end. Is it proper to return the ring?” Certainly, and any other valuable . presents you may bave unwisely ac- cepted, 1 — “A. L." writes: “What the) proper kind and quantity of flowers to send to # young lady as @ birthday You may choose any flower, Copyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New Xork Evening Wortd), OHAPTER OXXXIV. piomrett ‘a8 INE night as I was returning! 74) wo from the house I missed my| mesa, ma, grepared. She now her car and walked slowly on/ self, and if she failed to sew until one should overtake certainly knew how to cook. me. It was Gark, but I had no fear, Suddenly a man stepped out from the shadows and demanded money, at the same time making an insulting remark. Before I had time to realize my position the man lay sprawling at ay feet, and a cultl- d voice sald: May 1 escort you to the car? The streets are evidently unsafe, For the first time I caught a glimpse of the face of the man who had res- cued me, It was Ned Somers. The one man in all wi York whom I felt ne, sadder nae turned and looked "he szolaimed, 4 ly Mr. Somers. ank you for whas ton have done for me, but the car will be along in a moment, Don't let_m p you longer. - shall take you to your door,” he ed, and he did. talked very little, and upon the m impersonal subjects, but couldn't help but feel that he had changed, that he felt more kindly to- ward me than when J last met hii and that it augured well for Jac! ts. priad T known that Ned Somers felt pity for me that night, that Mildred had been quietly doing all she could to change tis feolingy Pray ect, artially succe shou! foe tea pier, But I only felt hi dd have &@ minute, I want if ye told them, “Spinach is 80 ost for eae children, and Jack is fond of { ‘All ready,” laughed Ne peated from memory: of cooked—and — chop; rouga 8 sieve; LJ one pint » two cups of white broth alt and pepper as needed; the It was not lato when I arri home, but I went directly to ed ond elept sweetly and soundly all night. So does a little unaccustomed happi- fess act, even upon our sub-conacious- might use the car while he was away. Reed were gated mite everything; he house, the of the k - vepjonces, Ae, a pidbicda be’ cs architect and buillde Rumsey said after Suan 6 ie, Sue,” i, Mo fndsed,” his wite replied, “it b be lovely when the: a fire in ased dar! y congas see ‘do eves wor for, ry 00, have you?” cau child in her arms. vind We all gave ourselves up to the enjoyment of the homeward ride, a de- lightful one. No roads in the country first York—would have been complete. But time, than Lo ey ee ha areca’ if yea ie it Bend you i would eet intregethony torent being better adi pied tor motoring, at