The evening world. Newspaper, December 29, 1914, Page 14

ec ee en ee a 4 __The Evening World Daily Magazink, Tuesday, December 29. 1914 | (an A RAD RAAB ADR SADR DOD AAADR DDD DRPOPAPEPOLAPORRPPPEPPIGEROPO q e b ; e . | eM World. { Such Is Life! Po cet, pa By Maurice Ketten Reflections of ree ESTABLABIOD BY JoRHM PULITZER \ ; Puviienes Dally Except funda b ne Company, Now of} . i; an u A son "Not @ DRoP As Lon 4s a Bachelor Girl} | a are Mow | \ WE . HRI = yore we Re onal i WiTH CIQUOR Ne FOR By Helen Rowland | eerie c A REA ad | THE WATER WAGON _ me 9 wow | SICone eae Union NO MORE FIBS . No MORE” i ‘Copwright, 10.4, by The Press Pablishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), | ‘g er it Bs "u EXCUSES _ | WILL ALWAYS “Just Girl.” ‘ SERRE erro TEU You THE TRUTH ~ HE {s “wild about” faushrooms-on-toust, | ia VOLUME 65....... rr on HONEST. THis Tine S She is “mad about” muffins and tea; She “adores” nesselrode, and pie-a-la-mode, And is “ravished” with fromage-de-Brie! faite enter eae tne Sane - a ( MEAN IT <o<2 THE SHORTEST WAY WITH THE UNEMPLOYED. N”: that the Gary Committee on Employment has opened She's “devoted” to coffee frappé, And “just crazy” about a souffié, She vows she “could die” eating truffles—oh, my! She's a “regular girl"—I should SAY! -@ offices, we have individuals of wide influence and experience : gathered together, as City Chamberlain Bruere soys, for the fe % express purpose of “worrying over the problem eS Just how long it will be hefore the commit! © w Vine gets anybody a joh would be hard to eny. © Ss Meanwhile, doesn’t it lie in the power of thousands of citizens to -f @olve the problem by removing it? y Suppose everybody who had a jeb to give gave it. Suppose every + employer of labor took advantage of @ time when labor is cheap and T plesty to undertake new work long contemplated. Suppose every | $1 well-to-do New Yorker who plane improvements in hie house or place f hs Of business were promptly to yive orders for the same. q 4 How long should we need a snecial connmittee to worry about lack » of work for those who went it? _ Reports of thousands out of work call up visions of hard times! and scare the people who have work to give. Unless thoy give the ’ j To know when you really love a man is human—to love a man when you really know him is (sometimes) superhuman. % clivity wlong this The mun who scoffs at the up-to-date girl's appearance iu her dia- phanous clothes should be made to put on that kind of clothes himself, and see what HE would look like! . — The highest ambition of every little girl of ten is to be a widow; jlater, she begins (to think that it might be rather nice to be married, firsi— ‘for @ little while. { The poet who sang of “woman's infiuite variety” was probably try- ‘ing to think of a present for his wife, which would be something she | wanted, something he thought she OUGHT to have, something that would |surprise her, and something he could afford. : 7 ; ; REF, SOHN | THOUGHT Sone Roy THREW Ooun, | THOUGHT In these days, one never can tell, when one hears the word “court,” e ° work they increase the ariny that frightens them. It is up to them (ne For THe You SWORE OFF ABome ouT You SWORE OFF | whether a man ts talking about the way In which he won a woman or the {, to break a vicious circle. WATER - DRINKING | au ee TELLING ‘place where he lost her. am ' a <0- \ ' —_ : : . Metall of the belle nis Comnia (ror Sa heayaial . ! SMELL aaron lesb ul Es ! | The love-knot may sometimes 4 slip-knot; but the marriage-tle is fi » ‘any anna a ab kaoe “AW dive Sroula teal Wt'the 4? vend : Suge uiih knot made up of must-nots, shalt-nots—and the Lord knows i Things You Should Know About Yourself s | 4—bow te Take a Perfect Breath, liver and abdominal organs, and Ng does not suftice to breathe pure! thereby greatly and surely serves the \ + cellapecd ander the welaht of steel cars after he had ordered | them. { ’ We don't know. Rat there's ne danger of a “collapse” in | ae. 6 the subway if the weeden cars used there are retired. Ne 3 could make @ beginning. . ; brain, air—it must be properly breathed. he take & perfect breath: All breathing should be done, Stand erect by an open window or _ through the nose—never through the | out ct doors. Puc Bil hte? as ee sabia: | 7 Houxn starting to whiatle, and slow- jmouth—and, if possible, in the open ii) iiow out the breath end empty the air, or, at least, before an open win! jungs of air. Then, closing the mouth, ‘dow, and several Limes daily. breathe through ‘the nose, |. The passage of air through the nose/ slowly and steadily, filliny has the advantage of being warmed TO GIVE ACCOUNT. aa HAT do New York's chief officials feei they have done for Pp W the city during the first year of the present administration ? ‘The public will have a chance to ask them at an open a < ing” i , Ini oni lung cavity, which is done by bring- _ « “experience mecting” to be held in Cooper Union the evening of \gnd -molatened and, in’ reality, |ingeiuto play the dinphremore weak, a Jah. 14. | Mitered. |descending, exerts a gentle pressure | While deep breathing has been ad-|on the abdomen. In the final move- \vised and written about during re-| ment the lower part of the abdomen ‘cont years, it Is interesting to know/|will be drawn in, which movement , that Oriental teach and philoso-|gives the lungs a support and also \phers have known and practised it/helps to fill the highest points of ¢he {for generations. This best of all}inn: Retain the breath for a few | practices. may not promote muscular! seconds. Then once a; jstrength or increase the size of the|the lips as if to whist ‘biceps, but it surely m opening slowly and gently jfor the health of the lu he breath. The Mayor, the President of the Board of Aldermen, the Police Commissioner, the Comptroiler aud the Commissioner of Correction and Charities are some of the municipal heads who will give an ac- s © count of the work of their offices and departments. When they have 5 spoken the audience will have a chance to ask questions. | This mesting ia said to be the first of ita kind ever urranged in| New York City. It is an interesting attempt to bring an administra- Vion face to gave with the public it serves, And the mont interesting | _ thing about dhe plan is thut it starts, not among native New Yorkers; © who have gcown up with their city, but in the League of Foreign-Born | co Citizens--a wide-awake east side organi ation liltle more than a year! old, Chapters from a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond 9999909 8S999SS TTS FOVSHOSITIFISTIITIIIITIITIFIFIIITS | Coprright, 1914, oy The Pram Publhing Co, (tbe New Lurk Evening Wort), The J arr Family Mr. Jarr Enters a Street-Car Barn, CHAPTER CXXV, | candlesticks with dainty shades for her room. f <4 : \ 4 \ HE next morning, when 1] “won’ . i I 2 Broo pam , on't t ve fun taking th As prevece: [Ot SIEAE eeuonia)te| bene ts pation (Aine toa By Roy L. McCardell II, Mc Ride Poy | f tetd afr, Tham of my cone) things out! nele asked Hugg ie will help them tn their work is being considered by the Hoard ‘ e os - 4 MEL GRE GERAETOT TIS’ Gav@ids [OE Gani cdibeetoueh sasciuntises eet vateeon with are on ail’ ghe aia ap 1 Ke Plt ; : i m ati i it the telephone, he said: ! fi mac of peti and Lop ager bedipl gable Commission. Copyright, 1016, by The Irae Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), brows of like impreasivenoss, Mr. Wil-| be inspired to emulate it. Dadar wher seu tal mel IAUR te cee ee Caen ales ‘é A petition started by members @ force proves that al KOOKLYN 12 that which one|layan occiput whould be.demonstrated|kinson waid it would give him great sneered Mr. Jarr, changing! ‘ would be nothing| “He--they all—will love every single eady 240 poll ead 4 their tre to, { feared there {thi Ane be i ready policemen are ready to aspen oir @ evenings in hears alluded to #o fre-|ut institutions of learning that atn-| pleasure to display it that the youth ain to acerbity. “I read i ravorable, but 1 have a bit of goad Neate aeiiny ber as we put the box school {f it will better their intelligence and efficiency. Special quently, The bourne from! ——— " pangs ~~~ |& story once about a gink who had a | yews, @ spent last cvening with an What > you pres ay left for ‘ courees GTe propowed to Instryct the men in practical English, ' which no traveller e'er ie « ananwwn>! bean like a billiard ball, and he went! intimate friend of the Governor, and| me, mamma?” chitdiike she inquired. the penal code, the charter, end rules and regulations ly turna—once sald traveller can Fe! O ther Peo le’ 8 Childre n to a. college to demonstrate this de-| he is very much interested in what uy aut eetrest is aa Row ~ < ing to Geir duties. back from it. ° nuded osseous sphere, The professors) ioig nim of Jack, and ha. promised! Og uF Q write Mrs. con. r} 14 5 rmen a nice letter to go with our “he ‘The efty can afford te Lond a willing ear to such @ requeat. He) ol a ee aad | Shall They Be Delights or Nuisances? panies a text upon it. ae wink,” ' to use his good offices to heip u! lite ‘Teat % originates with the polies themselves epeake oleeng 9 Sophie I Loeb. . Jarr went on sneeringly, “the| jt was now the last of November, And to grand- ; 4 neighbor, Mr. John W.:* le irene . ° 7 “kie, and Novah, ee SOLE Seetcrenpew 6° tin fares, | Anvibiag thot t eae At, SEE Tail | Josananannnapnsannnnlineneslpeanimtentncetnpatenainipensananeniest | See vee apt © Mutos Sag. Sis thane Sy Carmta ee, hain, Waves MEE wines at Hane make the guardians of public enfety take a bigger view of the kingon of Helma, Ala, and Mr. Hogue Coprright, 1914, by ‘The Pras Publihieg Co, (The New orb Krening World), painted on it. ‘The inscription reads |e ed to be w ay for at least two ft! y tif we all gould importance of what the city expects from them raises the stand- of Rrooklyn—took a crosstown car. | MH other day I was at dine) | Yot there ie a luitt to such aut “There Ia Nothing Here!” | Me ion't. you either pay yours Much better the eer OE 8 SO OW ards of the department. Mr, Bogus, who ehould have been ner with a few friends.| ciation interest. en, oh, WHEN | ie oe 7 hy dont yo! om \ Nell. and Gertie camo over and spent uy z " willa er reullze that nobody can ut," added M.. Jarr, with @ cold/ mother a visit, or, better stil, wave, , 4 4 A @ive the police every chance to make more of themaeives, pected, had the confidence of all. There were two bannelons # powaibly see all the cute and cunning} smile, “whether it meant ‘hair or|her and the little boy spend th hole | 70 CE See The "Hoe, ‘That was perhaps for the Hage ah cis pee} Aus anes ius title tralte, hat J ohany is develo ne braing, the gink.never found out.” | days bere with yous” he asked the | Rumsey : ». cet aatae Wa anak weariness i he waa a confidence man, Mr, -| ther and our hes} and how ere] in the process of growing up? When: ;; pee . \ theme her we: a“ : " pon, however, waa the object of the| was ulso a moter who had run away Will she tuke the cue to keep ier iit: Rae ulkosed of Selma, Ala.,! T will spend our Christ: told ANSE ws pnerented wees Be Lo NOT YELLOW. {deop and at times sullen mispicion of} from her little son Jotinny to Join ua! hey. gancta girl bebind nee ts y heartily, ‘Phen he | m: etly bere,” Ltold vim. | |'secure ‘a pateon ¥ 1 on hase "And now what 140 hot baow about fics seat neh cae Beles knocked Mr. Jarre down, knocked Mr. " tase mlpoy Ue yobr Dect: | He has surely suffered enough,” tr OBODY—except the ethuological sharps--wants to call the| ny, “arf litte J hom 1 & me acme "| Rangle and Mr. Bogue down also, |ig2.) fay structions, for them, | RUmsey protested, “I can't see bow , “Ht ia only fair to state to you,” Mr,{ little Johnny, whom ave neve: maine? | » | Mrs. Carmen's instructions, hl guéthtng Gan te pained te refmeteen i American Indian a Mongolian. The country sympathize ays Seid caeaark after every vocal] seen, ivn't worth knowing. Also [am © few folks, dear mother, who)Picked them up, ‘dusted them off,!but havo not sealed it, thinking both! Datdon him.” y 5 to ith Commissi f Indian Affairs Sell, ey Sui |e jection rendered by the full quartet] confident that, with the exception of] #re ao close to you that they will want|Idughed heartily again, and said: | |you and Emelle wont’ Meme things | jpxel, added: “Don't think me unteel- wit jesioner ii ‘a ella vl 4 Oo know every, little ing your) “Oh, . * pit (Over: a rder c h ing, Sue, but tiv Veen enact i Hinde ater rely ee i ae feorn for | aiwaye with thelr arms around each | the hostess, no other’ member of the] onnmy "does wil nek’ vou for heh | ib, don't apotonize.” Wm not soit |p¥e igmatie Incluing a tree, Te ing, Sus, but {nm positive that both ‘e the oumber of races by lining up the Indian other wad their faces close together) party waa acqualnte . Yet| minute details as you ure no doubt , [Will be delivered In good season, 4159) ise in the world, than if he had never with Ohinese and Turks. i “that | regard you with distrust, Mr. through the entire meal we had to pusious to iva about wn, But, aside! And then he carolled gaily that he a alight token of ne reentry for tg been caught, and you had kept on— a 1 raat Re iat mo matter f Oh, you are both much too good to] pot OP von--tiving » Hep) Gee ‘The t that th 1 inhabitants of Americ Wilkingon! 1 cannot believe you are a| listen reapecttully to every little move! LOM aright hie aayings or how clever} W&* dreaming now of Hallie, sweet | me! f exclaimed, “1 can never Yepay jp.) Tying 38 you. Rare de hoory he original inhabitants of America came over j¢,i Southerner. You have ao hair!"| that Jonuny made on Christmas Day|ho"Is, uo one can possibly seo him| Hallie, sweet Hallie, and the mock- {for it If L were to live w thousand) ins Why. Sue. there was a time from Asia is one that has been much discussed, bul never fully vorie “but he has the moat remarkable~|and up to the (Ime that she left him |throngh the rosy magnitying glames|ing bird was signing where she lies, |¥¢ ts cies | Bhnawes Ene oun Eeeete al eeeeae 0 the Negroid or Black Man, aud the Mongolic or Yellow Man, conven ESA RONE Ha aN “| to Be with, us. ER Ue rey qeaivifual divfaa | goeend Sree Hedy, Sclueam tbe. eR your ly mt CaN? ie By Juhae Hagen ne prrceieet lem paree cere id 1 Ci Pn She wa the sort of woman who| who doesn't respect a mother and ap-| ductor of the crosstown car in which | wife, has already made me your » ha a * thee ' lot : | ver , , . . | wae so unlike himself! And you, Sue,-you Frogians, into the third family. Ethnologists themselves admit, how. Jarre, who veered from cordiality to any ene, Of course she did not reulize elsewhere in all the world, mocking bird, tweet! tweet! Tho each of the ser ‘A check from {all dreadful, and no one felt worse ‘ that the i 1 ri . ho asperiiy with startling rapidity. it or she would not have done it, Yet{aame time ehe will keep her frienda| mocking bird a singing where she|him, and so: yet da yj than I did, I believe it will all work . ever, the American Indian is in feature, character and habits eee yg brow tike that,” said | that fm the case with many mothers, j and draw to herself the sympathy and iies, trifle from Mrs. a ie [out for your good, | Zou don't, ming ‘ i } ry mS suds ‘ Wo)" Certainly it is beautttul for every. | telendship of oth she respec! das few mistresses do—tha my + do von, ? 2 widely at variance with the pure Mergolians of Asia, They hesie ate. rangle, “1 would ask my fellow body. to know ‘something about chil-| the truth that it ia a bore to have the} “This car is going into the barn. ayant ia better pleased at a gift| "She wouldn't if she knew how you, +, tatingly put him leat in the Mongolic group men to gaze Upon It With awe and) dr Hi ho matter whether it bea hard: deluge Of Ber title one recounted to All outt” shouted the conductor, as; - weit {ausual thin ,, than | h dcr ed and worrled over all ber, ' 1 eae ened old bachelor or a vy . wi 81 b a ty rl Whatever we may have done to the first true American by right TAPtUEe!” Mr Rangle removed ee eee ot ae tired, buainons mane Ttlit ise prevalent attribate of mothers|'¥® car stopped with a jerk. Oe ny Maye herself 1"SNo, Nell, U don't mind your preach- ” Wy m Lo ie there is one o! NK te of the Jema from | tough no th ith the jogs of} coinfort an vat of elr |e. “We wil U le of hours ex: inin, y is true. ww Jas an "iim left to etand in a class by himself. ‘Take away the yellow paint Sel ‘and shook we ‘head ne though chile. "eve howd. they te ther | Bheretete & hits to a wise mother al areca that, thie. wan the very {the box for mother ni ite Jack, it wei ast that our lives . people’a children, le a law wi ys | was wonder! onderful in the Vet the red man stay red. fnacinated —__—_--—- ee best way to go to Brooklyn, andj bt displayed, and in the appro-/the good comradeship that we h: jade AL EOS “Is that 4 bean for cafldren lo cracs | (enn Sivine to Lover: ern jolly refused to take the sext car. prrateness of eech git, fi wise we lived simply and were sa Po oe ee ae — M ‘ * , " Ite! her waa a lovel’ lace co! is A i nute upon?” asked Mr, Rangle "Is Bett Vin ent s vice to Lovers ‘Switch her into the barn, Hagger-| For mot : E } 1, don't blame your Hits From Sharp Wits that a noo tat mould deseaned| dn nwwooe “evied the. barn inapector. it |aNGGuRE i, ARL,# ROW, ROME a8!) yee ile oman Seton a, ae I by the placards of our national ad-| Does She L Him? “It, G." weltes: “My mother makes | they won't get out, let ‘em stay in| Qverything that a ch t a d | they dott me. Kou Have Reid mad They give him a paper shaving ir to mee father joiting his vortiaere? iy it solely a skating rink ove ‘ me utterly miserable at home, but [| the car.” + wish for, It seemed to mi . re J ball, with cheap ys ¢ nih: fal ’ e ° am only seventeen, and thou Tum 1 | little winter efit h r¢ ‘ fil, ‘yet fatwer te er eS and Wonaering why for flies, a beacon of Inapiratt n for OW in the world does a young | Ti Ove Been vellng man nee sory So the car was shifted into the barn dainty iegaings, Rmelie ga you'll let us know, won't you?™ P has to pay the bi!!.—Commercia!| crown.—M burlesque queeue? No! That is a man think he can know if (| quit three years. What shall I do?| 284 the lighte turned off. But the! al as bounced upon a pair of} “TI surely will! I'll speak to Mr. Appeal. dome that denot, intellect, a sha girl cares for hyn unless he! Tt ia too dad, dut since you are un-| full quartet seemed to think they|eupber boots for him. Norah, too,| F Morning, Ithougs: . ee e@ ; padple would do weil to sub- Shakpapearian, a brow Baconian!” — | asks her? der age 1 am afraid you can only en- | were speeding on thelr way to Vivina,,;they bad. remem*:red. A bo of pad it oe s anything he hasa’ To make woth Oa, don't Ory | £1 laformation far prejudice eee pent Mrs Jarre telegram | Does he eapect her to make him a | @Ure, Unless’ you bave other relatives!tne beauteous bride of Mr, Bogus of | handkerchiefs with colo 4 Borde bi To Be Cont! to go too far aroui Nashville Banner T must ao e with whom you can persuade your bottle of perfame, and ir of Gs tinued.) - . iv j any We about it.’ said Me. Jare gravely. ‘it| present of the information? Does he| mother to let you live, Brooklyn, for they all sang lustily | 20°@ °° Be — . S:vange, vat can muke &) Milad) auye very few in indeed & remarkable brow. Solid| believe that she will tell him tn 80 for an hour in the dark and cold—- Pe: Town’s History. false step by etendiag sit’ Deseret aah her aint in Utes ! 5 1 | many t he- “Merrily we roll along, roll aloi ager . a ivory, and of a dull d tic finish!’ | many worda that she loves him be 3 is. ne, . ~ to combat a Hu IAGARA FALLS, chom only | cruelty non-combatants, The + e e e Mmeraal Appeal and Mr. Jerr breathed upon the top| fore he has asked to be acquainted roll along! F 4 En and Canadians retaitated by @ rule aiwaye to be LSP cahe. | of Me. Whhinaon’s balrless cranium] with the fact? Then he knows litle When 1 am not For what ia hiatus withou! last summer to be the acene of| Fine Burtalo, Just a con , i} da that! A wood loser is one who bangs on 1 t that eve goes out with other boys, If 1 the Mexican peace conference, | one of the most destructive batt 4 Aad nee to his goat When all eine is gone. and gave it @ brisk pollah with bis) of mini nature, It is true that a her with it she always promises |nas played an {mportant part in| the war wi uae’ pear Most of us want whet we want un- coat sleeve ; 4 nice girl may grow to love & MAN {not to do it Salt but she does no'|@ girl that lives just opposile me. American history. In 1792 the village, In 1866 thesCanadian town “ th we can # ade tien We cease Hut if the gentleman from Alabama. before he has proposed to her, But | keep bi Promise. ease advise mi She smiles to me from her window, ek? hace mia Coe aged by the Fenians. The @an't, leastwise you should, te care, had no hair be alvo had no rancor. If! she is so afvaid of @lsplaying affec- | You are Making an unfair demind] and I would give the world to know |then known as y peace conference was no ” @ man by the way he cain) Where much can be maid on boto ton that bas not been sought that girl, You are not engaced tolper, 1 do not know any of her first capital of the infant province of] to be hel ‘Nashville Ba: Winigee, it te uaually eaid,—Albany | D!* Bacoplan brow, av Rangle dee Oi vi a ontly cover up her real it Is not advisuvie (iit at! friends. I hope you may give me| Upper . In 1813, during the CORO) Jouran! scribed it, Was interesting, edifying fois with @ aurface coolness or, her age she should tie herseif down to! some advice on the ma! t war between the United States and amusing, Mr. Wilkinson was) jpdine. e 4 satisfied; if others were. He waa at) The yo! ¥ Pyy to dleplay it, ab-| courage | O storm | att ere—that you Rosie, ca | te tee er, Ips one boy fri¢ad, tell you what I have told | aad Newark was a fem] FS only te! you at ve tole Bagiane