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+ tuk Sen Rie ee gas 4 ‘ > ‘ The Evening World Daily Magazine Tuesday October 27 1914 annnnne ae wee ee ees You Never Can Tell xvietys, By Maurice Ketten | Sayings of Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland | Couyngn 114, oy Toe Pree Pupusbing Ue. (The New tore Aicwug Word). ESTABLISHED BY TOSUPH PULITZ) Daily Except Bundi Publianing 0 86" ‘ark Row Ta Bath how, it the Post-Office at New York as Second-Clana Matter, n Hates to The Evening) For Jipglagd and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries tn the Tnternational ' Portal Union BOT One Tear.. 201 One Month. My Daughter, that cometh bringing gifts, and singing \V praises, and scattering incense before Woman? Who fs this that ariseth in the morning and starteth the furnace, and taketh the ice from off the dumbwaiter, and tip-toeth softly down untc his breakfast, alone? - | Who Is this that maketh bis wife's coffee with his own hands, and returneth beuring the tray unto her bedside? Who {8 this that sitteth in the Kitchen, when his daughter maketh merry with ber men friends in the Parlor; and doetb his smoking in the stable, where it shall not offend his wife's nostrils? Who {s this that packeth trunks and meeteth trains, and catcheth boats, and carryeth bundles and bags, and steamer rugs, and poodle dogs, like unto a messenger boy? Verily, verily, it is The Great American Husband! | Who ts this that runneth the lawnmower, and planteth the garden, and weareth his overcoat three seasons, that hie wife may have an {mported “hat EVERY season? Who Is this that laboreth in his office, summer and winter, that his + wife may live ABROAD? Who fs this that spendeth his lonely evenings at the club, while his wife disporteth herself at tango-teas and bridge parties, and Ibsen plays and grand opera? Who is this that grinneth proudly and clappeth his hands when his wife speaketh at the suffrage meeting; crying: “Down with the tyrant MANI” » oe NO. 19,425 TWO SENATORS. E LOOK forward to an increased Democratic majority in the United States Senate. New York and Connecticut, neighboring States holding each other in high esteem, Nd contribute one substantial member each to that majority | SS In Connecticut, Simeon E. Baldwin, candidate for Senator on the Py Democratic ticket, represents the highest type of legal acumen and es Pyblic probity. OTe is backed by an excellent State ticket. Behind that ticket is Bate platform which includes among sound principles; Direct pri- Milties; « short ballot; home rule for cities, towne and ral ie we which will do away with the necessity for apecial legie- ja central purchasing agency for State institutions, the exten- of a good ronds movement; the abolishment of the custom of ing public franchises without adequate compensation and pro- Mtion to the public, and laws to eliminate the professional lobbyist ‘bs legislative proceedings, thereby ending the railroad lobby which +a ae a Who {s this that foedeth bis wifo's “Tame Cat” from his own table D long been a persistent scandal at Hartford. - and smileth complacently thereat, saying: ‘hae Jamon W. Gerard, New York's Democratic candidate for tho EIGHTY WHAT'S THe “Oh, well, if THAT thing amuseth Bee wet Tare te a ray PN . f, " Who {s this that purchascth his daughter a foregn dukelet w! \s i osded ith hey settle vifeire EAD tO UAE SEL CEL | Beriees | hard-earned shekels, and later purchascth her a DIVORCE without mur- i . ” ‘ LJ w © muring? ) s Tried of Inte in a diffiewlt position in war-torn Europe, he has Oy ? Who {s this that buyeth his wife a ticket for Reno, und putteth her my through with flying colors, Though urged to come home and! upon the train, and meekly payeth the lawyers, in order that she may tell a his political fortunes, he stuck to his post and showed himvelf the Judge what a “BRUTE” ber husband is? Verily, verily, It 1s The Great American Husband. Yea, it is HE, the paye bills, and drawer-of-checks; the Human Cash-Register, and the Domestic Door-Mat, which is NOT “made in Gere many,” nor in Paris, nor in London, nor anywhere under the sun save in America! ‘ Then, give him the frult of his labors, which {s the attic bedroom, and of the steak the toughest portion—and let his WORK satisfy him! Oh Providence, we thank Thee for all things American; for good shoes, and rocking-chairs, and bathtubs, and green corn, and watermelon, and ice-cream soda, and pie a la mode, i But, above all, we thank Thee for this One “Good Thing"—THE GREAT AMERICAN HUSBAND! Selah TWikere reprosentative of his country, ready to mect emergency with GAA judgment end hard work. 6 When he has time to talk about his candidacy ho cables briefly: | ae 1 41d not seek nomination, which I belleve camo because ™ of my ta jeper ce in politics. If elected, I shall owe alle- | ‘. ~~ glance to no one but the paople of the State of New York. ? I want to win, now that I am in the content, not only be ] cause I desire to be Senator but because I think that the great | Administration of President Wilson should be sustained, and | « ™y admiration for bis policies in the only thing that can inf | fg ence my acts If elected. < > These two men will make sound timber in a strengthened Dem- tie Renate. They will be n credit to Now York and Connecticut. | Bes 0 td The Public Service Comminsion at last condeacends to » Maten to what Brooklyn citizens think of the B.R, T. ‘Twill be % a sad story, mates! Slogans of Success. | By Hazen Conklin. ie UTTING a “snap” into your wore Ane of ideas” hasn't much oe is a better result getter than value {if thero's merely an ald trying to get out of it. “ebb” of application, * STATE LIFE SAVING BEAAORNING after” heads become |THE fellow who has no good alm in ; I * “mourning after” heads when life wastes a whole lot of ammu- * HE State Commissioner of Health declared recently that 25,000 {bee are wanted for ol i" ee wert vk ching Ret ' a | EN a man wants to keep his isn’t much g: y pute lives can be saved in this State in the next five years, 7 iW end up, he mustn't try to ride ting a fresh laundered collar on If anybody doubts that education of the public can ac- | ¢nrrrrrrrrrrre h this, let him look at figures just published which show what i . War Songs .’. ’ meetings, milk stations and instruction by travelling nursoe | 3 Hy Eleanor Clapp. done to cut down infant inortality in the State outaide of New nmr, tye, Pad Reuttts Wan? rey both ends of the see-saw at one oshed neck. Semi-Centennial of Sheridan’s Ride. So Wags the World Chapters from a Woman’s Life City this summer, Nearly five hundred babios have beon saved, By Clarence Cullen JP HIS month marks the semt- con- | By Dale Drummond : months of June, July and August, 1913, there wore 3,209 AUSTRIA’S “GOTT ERHAL-| | I tenninl of Sheridan's Ride. | ~~ among infants under one year. For the enine three months TE FRANZ DEN KAISER.” Copyright, 1914, by The Brea Pulling Co, (Tho New York Evening World), Poems, paintings, school his- Covptgi!, 1014, be The Prem Pablishing Co. (The New York Evening World), CHAPTER XCIX.4 1 heard tho luncheon bell, and, A [bathing my face, 1 went down to the BOUT 11 o'clock the telephone | table. I must not be the first to let vithin the next fifteen or twenty.| torien and the “movies” have served | urs, why, we'ro sort of glad thafl to perpetuate In the popular mind the Dudgedwlongy whon the satubrious | immortal twenty-mile ride of Gen. the world know of our disgraco, The ntios were Just ahout a year old | py , ; el le 3 written by her must cele from $#i to $14.50 will Maily ond that we've fot thie far gene on | PRED Henry Sheridan, which, per~ A “Helio! Is Mr. Coolidge at! {7 Mined what had happened, oe . . at ar 4 ve . made a more powerful appeal to, sense what had happened. . ; ‘ brated composer, Haydn, | rofuso to give credence to her hus- bath. And, secing as how we're | haps, ma hom« Mr. Flam wants yi is encouraging, particularly as evidence of greater faithfulness whose name stands high among the! tand's perfectly truthful explanation | SitiMfled in thin reapect, we can't see] ta the imagination than almost any fal ante. you te. call! bisa * Who is this please?" + up on the telephone, ma'm,” Norah part of local registrar and physicians, the increase is not | world’s famous musicta f how he happened to be haif an! shoud have any Kick eccomiing. | Mer ansle explolt of the American); answered, trembling so I eould Sid, not looking at me, “I told im ph to impair the significance of the infant mortality figures. In 1792 and again in 1704 Haydao vis- | hour late for dini | +. civil war, It was just half a century | ara): 1 would tell you,” y stand. “Very well. I'l call hi ft . F h—in Octover, 1864—tnat |" ' ; ct im after ¥ + tted London, where he conducted bis) Woan bellev A girl in always pleased on the day | 26° this mont "’ % By this one educational campaign the State ie alroady saving | own symphonies at concerte that were | oniidren and di of lives. To save thousands more it has only to broaden Hight hundred and sixty-four more births were registered this droay ever is marked down | than last. But, as the Health Department points out, while UBTRIA ts very proud of her MBHIE sume woman who ace gummer the record is 2,785, a decrease of 4174, A Gallon) osng and Wits E004! | tually will believe that a)? 9 , at the office, Tad her Mother permits her to put her “Sheridan's tide" was addod to the! nn id Bie cheea ‘4 here iste tesmblinee ices ccens! tum phi hair up. But somehow we always feol|long lst of dramatic inciuents of | Mr. Coolidge has Pp je eag ei tag ee : a a jon of musical triump! ? wort of sorry for a young girl on that; warfare. Just ten years earlier the | this morning, and Mr, Flam thougit! tea, an During hie last visit, when be was But it doesn't work ont abominable murderer we ever (in « forcing d day. Sho doesn't know how much|herves of Balaklava had been im-| he might be ill.” | food. T went to the phone = +e i made much of by all clase- of the clotstered beauty of life sho | mortatized by Tennyson tn his poen, ” don't think so. He often] “1 would like t Flam, ta: be motion’ that whenever Rayalty | alnow'ny trea chute Heeeeart’, ta | ta TRA POR echt En FRR | 9 A eee ROR ay 1k (ont, nad’ he aid 90. last| please? wnon some onoyattthe oles ae ; 5 i v wnerican cavairy loader ree answered call. ey ‘The worst economy the Board of Estimate ever coutem- was present and also Nate et peel ite 5 este ts — celved. a similar tribute, ‘Thomas | night,” my votco steadying as 1) "MAT PSY Oiin | meats ree ‘ed. pleted is to deny a child in thie city the eight-tenths of cent Hicmaaadenagrage Oe ie The! (to his intense mortitication) so odd. If you've over spent a few weeks| Buchanan Read was the American | went on. spite. always “ a watching the immonse solicitude and| Tennyson who transformed “sheri- % per hour it costs to keep him off the streets by giving him « mn ly repellant to children and dogs th st| pati ff mother and fath. dun's Ride” into literature, produc “Do you know where he etayed?) Helio! | tional hyma on the 4 n ficeing from him the | patience of mother and father birds | dan's o' ol ure, producing | Mrs. Coolidge?” , Yes, is this Mr. Flam?” 1 é | effect of the nat y re i from him the instant} in teaching their birdlots the gamo|a poem which will probably bo re-, Is this Mrs. Coolldge? a. “Yes; " s tate place to play after school hours. | audignce interested him very. m oh; | they sized him up. OF life yourwon't feel quite so preens | cited by ‘schoolboys as long as the| ‘Yes, this in Airs, Coolidge. No, Mr.| tected'a nets of saxieny oie ote , is eammiaeseber \ for Austria no Bations! be i ful over your having robbed birds’ | world honors militury prowess, | Coolidge diun’t mention the hotel] “phis is Mrs. Coolidge, My ‘ | And he then and there reaoiv # stay outof/ nests in your youth; you'li sort of! Sheridan had beon to Washington | when he teephones said you wished to spenk’to m IN work of patriotism, to prese! boker game whore we're asked to/ lone yur relish for bird gunning; and | and had reached Winchester, twenty! Again my knees shook, I must} “Oh, yes, Mrs. Coolidge! lease 4 BRING BACK PETTICOATS. ys Beloved COURT enn he was’ tently loeitna te Pea neat 8 pers] you'll marvel over how ‘much some miles from hig army, on the return | keep my wite about me If I were tO) noid the wire a ‘moment, I wiah to 0 of] humans could learn from the ways of| trip. In the early morning of that! be quostioned, use my private phone. j i full of the iden and he talked it over even things up by blow in $15 or) bt with thelr young. y, “with Sheridan twent: “ he telephoned you. What WASHION MAKERS in Chicago are going to help out the cotton with hie infuential friends, who were $30 for something that we don't waat ne one HR Ads Unton soldiers Me tue | time? Sed Toree nia carats celteger “Can you, hear me, Mra. C ‘The funnytste may be right about| prised at Cedar Creek by a flank |. I was sure some one was prompting after a moment, Fa.) Coolta fe * the alleged fish-story liurs, vement of Early's Confederate | Hutchinson, - “You, tly." oe joned, washable white cotton petticoats. subject to, the J rie Minislee, Graft anvhen oseee Hoek of ttle Kidlete, doubt it Out of fourteen Ae it army. ane nee Rot expected aa at “Oh, I think | it was about 10]” “Has an veCarnae home?” 3 ry vol pleased nm bow] whom last summer wo put . | tack an le: nm utter rout with the Yclock,” care.ossly as possibile, “No, isn't be Yoh aes The Fashion Art League of America guarantees that the petti-| inet commissioned RT keen the competition in the game of|tion upon thelr return Pena victorious Confederates in close pur- wand you haven't heard from him| to ut Pile ators thy aay cena . Post is beautiful “if ecalloped, buttonholed and embroidered.” More- | Haschks, the post. 10 write the words, lite is becoming and how the whole] trips, “D'fo. catch many?" twelve, suit. Sheridan, riding southward, ‘ «industry by insisting that women shall wear good, old- ai, delishted With the augmestion. | oF need. | eince “No, Mra. Coolldge, he hasn't been ‘ which Ha: accordingly set to music| layout of living is tightoning up, and ied, “Didn't git "d the roar of artillery and pushed; = “.,0, ything more, Mr. Hutchin- day. 1’ ite returning popularity “will furnish omployment for womer |in wet, he motive of the alr to o then consider tho portents of what ttber ‘two sald “they et peppy ul apeed Race Amerie legate SOUS : Bere tardaye Sh Grass he will Bey ; ‘ ‘i vy unded on the appening in this country| little ones that th " schoolboy holds in his mind a d reached my limit, I felt that “Why—what"— . . in the homes and will help the cotton industry more than | pon; tal se Jesom.’ and perhaps somo other ciuntries|into the water, tageed "em back foantal picture of that wiid ride and Bec haatemtnd ifthe asked as HY dent want to toni vee. Mrs. " ‘Wearing of cotton dresses beéguse we manufacture in America ‘The verses are in honor = of the arrival of the general among | another question. 1 Coolidge, but things have come to “+ é ror Francia L. (or ant , } 5 his disordered and flying troops, “No. sorry to trouble you, If you light that make me think Jack doesn't of material @ petticoat can be made of and we do not manu Perman) ‘and the rat lines have beea What a Husband Should Advise ag Some, on. bose! |W ro ,olng| hear trom Ulm, tell him to call up intend to como to the office, May 1 " ” . ie rid DS 5 or oul seo " fancy or sheer cotton materials. eserve our noble Emperor By Sophie Irene Loeb peck vanie fear changed to’ bravery | "tho receiver fell from my hand. Aa!ehow up by Baciock?? |e CoMre’® Well, why not cotton petticoate again? Haven't we ‘ang, our Emperor good and Copyright, 1014 by The Kms Pubitening Co, (The Ni 8) and determination, The lines were! i, clattered against the wall it! “Cortainly, Mr. Flam, but Jack's iy why P agi ad enough great! Meshing Co. (The New York Evening World) uickly reformed and in a flerce con- | seened as thouga the man talking at; sure to be in beforo that @its and slashes and transparencies! Haven't women theke two| Miohiv ruler. huh in oladomi We | 66 let ws tho other end. tie other end must know that I had| ‘Thank you. Goodby until then,” dropped it, Unable to stand thy strain! paying no attention to my remark Rew past tried to break out of their skirts until society is appalled| on the biethday ¢ form; you not only have the annoyance and very often the fear) Confederates were 90 severely | re- Y OU have a big duty to per- continue thelr pernicious practice to| flict which followed the victorious yor “8 of hundreds of women who must needs | pulsed that Early’s army never after-/ ayy longer. anent Jack's return to the office, > a8 arhat threatens? was, by royal command, sung ey" SOM e ae Dae Ce lene | UG the atrects and railwaye alone, Pet made headway In the valley. (ge hts « chair, It was coming) Again I sank into a chair to ree + a . : taneously at the national theatres ani + but that of thi ‘all a policeman!” should be the| Sheridan was rewardod with appoint-| Nothing | could do Would ward it off |cover myself. So Mr, Flam, the man “Why shouldn't woman revive the forgotten charm of modesty \#t All the theatres throughout Austria, women of the entire city! motto of every woman thus accosted.| ment to the rank of major-general| much longer. Calling Norah, 1 told|T had hated and (to be truthful) des- i fi ; Haydn was of very humble ortgin:| ae weil, If those rascals (flirts) go No reflection could possibly be cast| and was placed In chief command of Ia headacne, aad was going | pixed all these ycars, was comin Fang concealment? Why doesn’t she change her ideas and go back /It tm related that Heothoven once maid] ty Wackwell'e talent for mimemeg, om Alich & wonial, because the wom | the Redoral cavatry. The (HANKS Ot eee Ait T Giant wish tobe | ken me, to quoation me oe hhe distracting floances, frills and frou frou that never failed to /of Mite (tow, Nondertul that go agains: decency they Will censg. ta (ft Who actually INVITES the atten | Congress wero tendered to him for’ digturbed. "1 murt be alone, must| T cannot dwell on the angwsh of & man should be born in a peasant's tion of men rarely Uses this method| “tho gallantry, military skill and iT to pull myself together be- | that afternon, J knew I shoul nate in their day? In fact, why not petticoa cottage!” Hut mupigal genius is nol find their occupation profitable. Ar-|of ridding herself of it cottage displayed in. the briltiant | Dave time to P Hd soon, a ext act In my lite’s drama|hear all the details, all that Jac respecter of persona, and it Hot! rest the next man who dares to ac-|_ It 1s almost always the woman who! series of Victories achieved by his Cau |had not told me. And I aude a after all, ao very remarkable. In 1792) ogg: you. has tried to avoid such molesting) army in the valley of the Shenan-|" ] had not been long in my room/at the thought. Why had Jack left ta Rohras, a tiny village in lower | Cor . , who appeals to the pollceman as ber| doah, especially at Cedar Creek.” | nefore 1 again heard the telophone|me to face It alone? Yesterday £ The city -ndget up $13,000,000 and taxes higher! But could Austria, @ aon was born to a poor jis was the advice given by tho) lawful protector, ‘Sheridan was one of tho most dar. | ringing. Quietly # opened tho door|was the envied wife of a respected ‘ wheelwright. The boy was named Jo-| husband vf a prominent woman (the! Every husband and every father,| ing and ablo of modern military) x citizen. To-day the lonel i we bear to live anywhere else? No! beph. He early displayed #0 great Al progident'a niece) when she told him vers brother, for that matter, should | leaders and at the same timo one of | “MAUS otiage nas gone out—to | Necing criminal, Wennt nad T dene ee love for muste that when he was but] 70) ‘ whces che had been RNS such advice aa did the husband | the most modent of men. It has been | market, 4 think.” Then after waiting | deserve such a fate? I queitiono ix years old a well-to-do relative of | Of (he Many annoyances phe had been of tho lady just mentioned above, and| said of him that he never lost ag moment. “Yes, sir, I'll tell her, oir!’ | myself, and the answer came Hits From Sharp Wits, the fainily offered to pay for his edu-| subjected to by Mirts and mashers.! should stand by hia wife when she| battle, and that he Invariably turned © PUMON™ GY Novan know, oF sus |and sure. switt the enviable reputation her to ees the point.—Wilmi jeation. She child Was Bent to the) #he followed the advice, must face the court—from which er-| defeat into victory by his arrival, She had deliberately lied your fault!" igher up rests upon the| Star. o Umlagten PON ST ET OF acca Ie recelve) It 1s a splendid oxumple that this| “Gh! she natu Dea iaasmenly| ee hy? Fo had xiven no orers, save bret time in my tte I man lower down whom few . . Vice of his Art, acluding wise feasong | WOMAN vets to her sisters at large.| about this. Ry doing #0 she not only |to ‘In union there ts strength.” It that 1 wax jpat to be disturbed. looked on my naked soul, and had 49 | If some mon are to be believed, {f|in playing all sorts of instrument ‘Tho only way to cure this disease (for! protects herself, but OTHERS, [f| is contempiated to form closed Peete wey iis y ne nalWen 19 make at 'h: we, ho ” of Diogenes should co along with his| Haydn's faine * world 4e and! that is what it amounts to) is to in- | every woman would do this on provo- | Sauetch Male Flirts.” The move yas Br re ee tat . Ay ath perhe the \iamp he would hav | his compositions were played in ail! ay. 4 jcation there would be hundreds of| ts a good one and should be indorand mind was ehaca, We sey try Mt |erietost @ human belng can Know, 7 t any of Europe. When fiict the full penalty of the law. Aj} vefore the maglatrates and hun- | all women who need protection In J aut rae hun Posts nad the realization that @ criminal he died, the Auatrlans had | few days on Blackwell's Island will nt rowulting convictione, which | this Way. Would Nea Somers insist on ening | had toon sent fleeing Into obscurity i beon nyhting the Fr and Vienna|soon take all the ATTRACTION out! ‘s certainly a sure Way of rooting out| There is no doubt that many fine, him up? ere there others? through no fault of his own, but of y Was occupied by the torlous troops | of h sure secking, | the evil. reserved women suffe: tho expense this thought I sat up in agony. Sup | mine. Every time I had called him a of Napoleon. Hut, when the funeral stated sevgral times, the, Most of these mashers are cowarda| of a few irrespo! men who ac. there were inany other The. | coward, every time T had urged him * t o t ¥ ce them | 1 >) would or tet yay, Then|to speculate so that [ mi - U lot of other chaps to oe, the friends of the muai- t trouble with our Women Is that) and su ment would force them | cept auch conduct. Whatever Is dons) would never tet him get away might have + sy and wipe their feet on it.\ olan not aurprined to find that| they dread tho light of publicity In| ty mind t At the| in the direction of stopping the evil as tho thought Mngered, 1 ‘could al | nore money, came poignantly back to the French oMcers held him in ‘such matters and so let the offender | first sign of rp repri-|{s encouraging. Above all, every most hear tho newaboys crying: = | |mo as I mat waiting. honor they did go. But to what end’ To encourage nd often the desired effect, but | woman owes It to her sex not to suf-| ‘Extra! All about the defaulter! Mr. Flam. any one, would be wel- t if you that a large detachment of the in-/the man to try to flirt with other| m ye weaker vedere revorently followed the Great| wom eompeses te the grave, et away with it” at| fer in ailonce in order to AVOID pul And burying my face in my hands! come, if only to disturb my seit.; n. As long as there is escape these men! Fs cher tiwe. Netty, but to invoke th law. The I sobbed in an agony of grief that | demnation. Bue whole grievance resolves iteelt law ts certainly clear om this point, gray may Dever be mine. (To Be Continued.) .