The evening world. Newspaper, October 23, 1914, Page 22

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BUT, PHOEBE, THEMS AND DROPPED SOME MORE SEECAR ASHES AN Lint i CIG@R ASHES ON “OUT Dion'y 4 ‘arren “ou ON TH’ ‘orner Oravi ALLUS & MESS | AND PLAYERS: BY BIDE OUDLEY plained. “Now, tyle of play we ¥ opinion that ute, Leo.” Lee Ditrichstelu, etarring in “T ‘Phantom Rival" at the Belasco ro, stood in the lobby of that uae yeat@rday afternoon as the rie tinee audience was entering, Al volee from te inner office, had cornered bim.| Ditrichatein again left, but returned appeared in the} ® with @ brown wanted to apeak tw me,” he the general manager, you aid Mr. Ditriohatein, | The vewspaper man ducked bis i“ and the actor laughed, "I "t mean that,” he aaid. “1 merely it terald the approach ot} S ofWendell Phillipe Dodne, Mr, Betaaco’s | ‘publicity dieseminator.” ‘The interviewer took another look | ‘MH the gontee and wondered, & Malle from Mr. Dodge, how town him qand the conf ‘con- | i } “What eter ad formed a fying wedge | and wot through the crowd, In his dressing room, Mr. Ditrichatetn said The costume play is coming ik. wever, it must be a style of « tune play brought up to date, Old- hode in playwriting are gone, pect to eee what migh' called the modern costune aort of w play may we look jon tT" he asked. Mr, Ditriohatei a, | ¢, sald @ feminine een sald opinion, PHELON MAS ASPIRATIONS. AGENCY INTERESTS COMBINED. ‘The report that there was to be @ narrowing down in the reality. Hlisabeth Marbury and John of the De Mille Company for a long time. i The firat step along the line of or- The ohar. 8 ADprov 80. ter of the corporation by the Secretary of Bt J of the America: Mins Marbury, who han been « representative of 4 jatintes for twenty-six years, will continue in that capacity, with eape- olal renee to the plays of English, wreney and German authors. Nhe will o advise Mr, Rumeesy, the general manager. ‘A auite of offices haa been engagod in the Aeon Building. Mr, Rumacy ed yesterday iat the w serparation wil in the plan for passage of a Canadian Copyrigh' which will protect American toal interests, A BIG BENEFIT. Mra. Maude Kisram, with the aa- nintance of Laddie CHM, has launched di plan to give a big benent for the fund of the Committee of Mercy, which organisation te” an outgrowth of war conditions. It will held at the Park Theatre on the of Nov. 1, and will be an which will embrace » and vaud Mrn, being amlat the arrangements by Elisabeth Jordan an Bt. | ‘Alfred ‘Rose, Gem Wbert hae been appointed | | ¥ “to | Patrone of that portio grill receive fa paid those the progress of pictures are used and te. | gethor with the 26 cont seata, will attract many who now apend « quar- ter to ase the flim shows, Mr, Shubert | believes, gossip, The World Fitm Corporation an- Hounces that it will make « moving yesterday announced aya |\t as obtetmed, the film rights to bas | dramatic echoot. picture production of “Evidence” immediately after that show closes at the Lyrto. It also announces that Renegade,” ple,” “Alina Jimmy Valentine,” “The Daughter of Heaven.” ‘The Daly Theatre Company hae engaged Kalph Cummings as its stage director. | From Chicago comes the that Alloe Gale, who there in ‘To-Day,” and | report | le playing hee opened Maclyn Arbuckle saw himself in SMOKEO @& SEEZAR FoR. MoREW @ WEEK! Y' Cor TH! WRONG Goer THIS TIME — vw wasnt me! at the Lycoum Theatre on Monday gantzing the new concern to combine | evening, all the interesta mentioned above was taken several week only this! National will be in! ture Aswociation, wh pictures in eohoolsa and other Cates tional will be o: son at wor out of the asesociation’ weird fice. selling tickets it the Astor of when a middle-aged woman appeared window. five cont ae replied. “Tha | Mr, Archibald Highnote, wil © | delightful ballad, “Not a Word Was RUG, MRS, TIBBETS! ' DIDNT MEAN To, \ REALLY VOIDNr y n play, “Out in F at," for the firat time in New York Nov. 2. THE PRESIDENT TO POSE. The tiret film to be made by the Kducational Motion Pic- bh will exhibit | oot a Prendent win, | THE CACKLEBERRYS’ ret enialtwen to hat ng working “MAWR”’ RECEIVES EARLY VISITORS. | O two Miss Cackleberrys in are Luther Burbank, Dr. ——Y | high-powered car im thi Jeany morn created eo much excite- at the) ment that in many a home “pepper groundwork of which ts tripe, was cooked, although it wae the day for “scrapple.” Scran- ple, by the way, te @ gelatinous mass composed of hogshead and cornmeal prepared after a secret Philadelphia fortaula that none of the rest of the world has sought to solve. ‘The early risere—and everybody in Philadelphia is am early riser, be- cause what's the ‘use to up | io Philadelphiat—were all out shortly after Mr. Dedringham's formidable “Kiassy Karr" ran up on the side- walk and é@quatted over the oblong little gra plot and flooded It with oil, The male population arises early Hudson Maxim, John W. Alexander, Cohen, Dr, W. A. Evens, Prof, fish urd Moldencke and Crosby Gaige, THE PRICE SATISFACTORY. yent of Mrs, Jarr aad the ‘Theatre treasurers bear uestions while in the bor of of- ‘eaterday Kddie Plohn was “How much “A dollar a @ balf for two," he/ @ euid. bigher. fine!" “I thought vy Give me two, please. OUR OWN MINSTRE Bonee—What do you call a young man who marries? lnterlooutor—A Renedtot. Bones—Then 1 suppose a bride ts a Renediotine? 0 duped ‘Tembo—That hanker hte depositors ts 111 in Ja! Interlocutor--What's his ailment? Tambo—Hkin disease, | presume, Interlooutor—Our — peerl tenor, wing that Said Against Him “Ni a Chauffeur wa.” | Ran Him Do open the filme at the Strand last night and was deeply interested. He said he y [thought he was gotting etoutor, MIGS FERQUGON NOV. & « IN To YUNCHASE A EGULAR NEW HAT — THE JARR FAMILY By ROY L. McCARDELL Oopyright, 1016, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York Bvening World) IVER in Philadelphia the ad-; in Philadelphia to go down town and | ore and the female popu- | KEEP TH’ MOTHS OUT- BEST THING lation gets up early to scrub the mar- ble doorsteps. Everybody in Philadelphia gets out early and gets home early because all the Ittle brick houses on the resi- dence atreets look so much alike even Philadelphian can't tell bis own home after dark. Aa it was, everybody got up ten minutes late in the street where the Cackleberrys dwelt. This was because | Robody had gone to bed the night be- fore until long after 9, because at a funeral the day before—and funerals | re Philadelphia’ most important | functions-«the family of the de- ceased, new arrivals in Philadelphia, to be sure—that is, they had only Itved there since the Centennial in 187é—had NOT tied the window| shutters on the lower floor together with ribbons of crepe. Hence Phila- elphia had been all agog and even the advent of a real mobile could | Rot subdue the excitement over the mortuary {nnovation, ‘To say Mra. Blodger was pleasod| to see her dear girls and Mra. Jarr would be stating the exact tryth, but she was surprised, for to be caught with company before you've scrubbed your marble doorstep is a matter of self-reproach in Philadelphia, “Well, what are you doing this time o° day ger. “And what's that big automo- bile doing over my grass plot, Just) e-ruining {t with ofl? 4 Both the Miss Cackleberrya and Mrs. Jarr started In to explain at the same time how Cecil Dedringham | had brought them over in a wild run from New York, and had presented them with the automobile and had | then disappeared. “The girls can } ve it,” said Mre, | Jar “I wouldn't ride back tn it to New York for a million dollars, Be- sides, where could I keep it, llving in a flat? It was just the same when we celebrated our tin wedding—a! | | Snord auto, but as we said, inte could we keep them?" “Well, I don’t know where wo san | keep tt," sald Mrs. Blodger, “We got | | the upper floor rented, while you were away, my dears"—-(this to her daugh- tera.) “To a soldier's widow, She's all | broke down, poor thing, for es the parson that married 'om wand om we | ened to explain. THE MARRYING OF MARY 4 By Thornton Fisher Being ‘Daughter Mary’s Fiance’’ Let Bill Out Easy! her husband's room at the Soldiors’ Home, the undertaker was eont for.” As this was evidently all Greek to Mrs. Jarr, Gladya Cackleberry bast- tonished to note that the second mag wore a woman's frilly nightgown an@ had a lace-and-ribbon-trimmed bows doir cap tied upon his head, “For heaven's sake, man," When the@old veterans are dying | gasped, “what's the Idea?” at the Soldiers’ Homes the superin-| “Well,” said his friend, “you know — tendent sends words to unmarried) the rule: In caso of disaster, women | women he has on bis walting list-|and children first.”"—Saturday Eve. they pay him to be on the list—and| ning Post they come and marry the old vet: | erans and then, as soldiers’ widows, | they get a penaton of $24 a month.” “But before I'd do It, no matter what Mawr says!” broke in Irene Cackleberry apitefully, “I'd never get married!” “But think of the Old Flag! And a Grateful Country, and the $4 @ month!" aaid Mrs. Blodger. “I should have married an old veteran instead of your step Pawr, even if Bernard Blodger is the handsomest thing!" “Why did you marry that loafer?” apked the eldest girl, To Put On Flesh And Increase Weight Most thin people eat from four to aig pounds of good # |, fat-mal ery day and willl do not incre one ounce, while on the oth ump, chunky folks eat vi b eaining a!) the time. It's all bes (hat thle is ature of the indle vidual, It lent Na S way at all, Thin foiks stay thin because their powers: of assimilation are defective, i - eho ‘They jut ‘He # out of work and wasn't} anoorh enough of the food they eat paying any board, and a woman will nee iifo and semblance of heal bay! =) | and strength, Btufting won't help them, stand that from a husband, but not « euls a day Won't 1nake thems gale lodxer. So, as he wouldn't leave, I HAD to marry him!” confessed the |! former Mra, Cackleberry. “You know how the neighbors would have talked. TM wake him up; Bernard always wanted an automobile!" je “atay there pound. Ail the fate Jucing @ements of their foot intestines unill thy Fee or What suc ft r hat thelr. blog mente #o that thelr Reo sorh them and deposit them nil about body--sometbing, too, that wht” mnultl thelr Fed blood’ corpuacien tnd. tm mi thelr bloods ¢ “For auch a oo . Safety in Frills. cating w Baral tablet ‘with every 4 WO east siders were making eve. & pate their first trip to Europe, On the first night out the sea grow rough and the liner pitched like a chip in the big waves. One of the travellers, coming to his stateroom to retire, found bis friend just getting into bed, and was as- Barack Ge eold. be good drug “tere on & posiilve guarantee of wal \ PRICELESS VALUE OF BEAUTY SECRETS woman with an aritriotat ‘“ te o “NEw Vouk -the ‘for Every Kind of a He | ey Pee 10¢ and 88¢ I Boxes. All De