The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1914, Page 18

c: Page ot THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday October r: 1914° a ’ By G. M. Payne = mf $ >, al : Me 6 in’ and Comi SMATIER POP?" we “ wu we Tut Tawe +iTH M p< bed e, NOW De YA “Reraavde wo % TH = oe Py oy canenat iene - MAKE ANY BLUNDERS AND RUN GET A MOVE ON AXEL! GREAT BIG 6008. AY CANT STOP - - | FLOOEY Silla CAA) bal DASH IN Now # WHY DIDNT CHA ° AN ce ij ~ You PULL YER HORSE. iw UP SHORT IN FRONT OF REAL WAR STUFF! wy ME CAMERA AND DISMOUNT - SEE? and AXEL o—— | ie By Vic Axel’s Sword Point Is Probably the Reason Fy tie TIBBETS. TOMMY IS WING PosTMAN- AND HE'S GoT & BIG BUNCH OF SiLLV LOVE LETTERS HE FOUND HERE Im THE HOUSE - AND HE'S PEDDLING THEM AROUND TO ALL THE OH. BUT. MR-TIBBETS, THEY @RENT ANY THAT L wWRoTE— THEYRE SOME OLD ONES Yoy wrote! “WAL LET HIM PEDDLE EM! SERVES YA RIGHT— IF YA HAONT OF WRIT SECH FOOLISH ONES THEY WOULDHT A GoT Ne IY TROUBLE! THE MARRYING OF MARY. By Thornton Fisher On Second Thought, Pa Decided to Stop | Tommy! and will be produced out of town in the near future, other afternoon,” sald Mrs. Jarr. “He's — ~ ABOUT PLAYS AND PLAYERS BY BIDE DUDLEY Jane Cowl is being kept busy now- joture work. adays dodging offers of Adeline Genee, the salled for America from France yesterday Le @ season of vaudeville here. ERMS tS covu- SINS OF MikF, ROGE.! ASKED PAWHAT WAS, Qe Orr By Roy kMSCardedl Copyright, 1914, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The X. only twenty-one, and you should hear him talk about how he hates Bis money!” fs “Well, give me the letter,” aalé Mr. jarr. 2 “[ didn't put e stamp on it” Mrs. Jarr explained. “Can't you get a stamp for it at the office? These hard times one had better save every penny. family = catied bat. yesterday by the death of ther. Edgar Disney treasurer of the York Rveatng World), sister never got the letter, and then we remembered that when we sent the letter the silk sample in it made it feel just as though a lot of money was in it.” “In that case you'd better not in- close the plece of velvet or whatever it is," advised Mr, Jarr. “For I sup- pone it's a very important letter.” “It most certainly is a most tm- portant letter!” Mra. Jarr replled. “I'm writing to Irene and Gladys Cackleberry about Cecil Dedring- bam!" “Can't they see those actors in the movies in Philadelphia just as well as coming .to New York?" growled Mr. Jarr. “Cecil Dedringham im't a moving picture actor, he’s a young millionaire, and I only thought if"he fell in love with one of the Cackleberry girls and married her it would be a nice place for me to visit.” “Bay,” asked Mr. Jarr, as he bere away the missive, “do you think the Cackleberrys are any kin to Gem, ves Kluck?" An Easy Way to Fat and Be ‘The trouble with most thin sa! ght Je that Queries about the theatrical outlook “Gils season are 20 common on Broad- ay they have come to be regarded in ‘te light of a joke. It was only natura), @erefore, that a jocular mood came we George M. Cohan yesterday the manager of the theatre Ina ‘@mall up-Btate town called on him T U@P4 asked about the season. Oe) “What do you think of the present his hat, arose, went to the door and ‘Ned ted lanob. sald, frowning, “I shoula| Theatre. He is Banke v1 eis think you'd engage James J, Corbett; atre box office after an absence of for one of your productions.” weveral pee. —_— Alice Brady ané Jerome Patrick, COMEDY FOR COLLIER. who closed with “What Is Love?” William Collier 18 not to be seen in codficgeet sf Fig Med aol “Love Among the Lions,” the musical! ‘Theodore L. Hayes of St. Paul ts in piece Cohan & Harris tried out for ie dag eringins (0 put plotures him last season, His managers have} !n louse, St. Pai decided. straight comedy will be bet- | THis house has had burlesque. ter suited to his talents and George M. Cohan has written bim one, It hasn't been named yet, but it will probably be called either “An Ameri- can Mixer” or “What'll You Haver The premiere will take place on or abous Thanksgiving Day. WILSON HAS A PLAY. It ts mot at all unlikely that Fran- cis Wilson will go starring again be- fore winter arrives. He has found a THE COMMONE ST JERM AND We SAID 7THE JERM OF SUSPISHUN’ FOK YOUR MA ALWUS,HAS ONE EVERYTIME | WANT TOGO OUT IN THE EVENING | ASKED HIM WH | o; AT AGERM Ot = SUSPISHUN IS AND HE srt ores LITTLE DOODLE WIT WHO MAKES JOUR MAT HINK THAT WHEN Any Booy GOeS Out Ot THE HOUSE EMPTY THEY'RE BOUND 19 COME BACK FULL PASKED MA AND SHE SAID "NONSENCE, IT'S ALITTLE MRS. JARR IS GOING TO PLAY CUPID AGAIN. 6 AIT” said Mre. Jarr, a8 Mr. Jarr was making @ sortie against the home invader General High Cost of Living, “I want you to mail this letter for me." Mrs. Jarr was at her little desk and had the letter only about half fin- ished. That is, she had written on the first and then on the back and then on the two inside pages of the note paper, but now came the post- scripts and the lines written along the edges at afl four written-on a “What was the Cackleberry girls’ mother's street address?” Mrs. Jarr went on. “Oh, well, it doesn't mat- I suppose everybody in Phila- re H tt i LAUDER, DEC. 6, Harry Lauder will play bis New t this during i greetings. Christmas time ts great,” re- i 5 _ "Yes, that's the present season.” ~ “No, seriously now," said the up- man, “do you think we're going uder advance man, through powers to coax fl to literally soak food and of where they are cat “THE DOLL GIRL” AGAIN. Hattie Williams is rehearsing in ‘Kind of play is going to suit the pub- ~ Mc best this season?” be asked. “any kind that tp interesting.” “Do you'favor the play with tho play he likes and is now negotiating with managers for a production. It ts @ comedy, but it affords the comedian many serious moments, and lately he's been very partial to this sort of work, EZRA COMPLAINS. My eldest deughter's home a, I moan the thin one, Kitty; Am’ say, she ain't the same ae when Bhe started for the olty. Bhe went away last June to learn dack with style to burn heir ‘bout siz shades lighter. The parlor’s now a music room, Bhe says that's only proper, Aw’ there she gives us ragtime gloom; It seems we jest can't stop her. Each night she calls the neighbore in An’ shows ‘em turkey dancin’, To mar on’ me (t's Jest a vin— Ita euch outlandish prancin’. She's got a dress a0 awful tight It almost stops her walkin’, every A by city stunts dont aie me, Bhe's got to quit; 'u Er, lame me, you “The Doll Girl.” She will be seen in this piece until Charles Frohman gets & new one ready for her. Richard Carle te not yet rehearsing, but he probably will be with Miss Williama both in “The Doll Girl” and the new production. AS HOYT SAW IT. George Bowles, manager for Wagen- hale & Kemper, was in a reminescent mood recently and was talking of Charles H. Hoyt. ‘i was in Cincinnati ahead of a show one time,” said Mr. Bowles, \d began looking for places to put up my paper. In the centre of the! elty I found a high fence around an excavation and rented it for bill- posting purposes. Then I went to a printer and had the most lurid three- sheet anybody ever saw anywhere made, Next I had that fence iterally covered with posters. The effect was startling. I felt so good over the showing that I hunted up Charley Hoyt, who had one of bis comedies in town at that time. Hoyt studied the flaming display quite awhile. Finally I grew impatient and asked what he thought of it. “Well,” be drawied, “it will attract attention, but I'll be blamed if it will ever gain anybody's affection,” ht for a For- We saw the ‘A night. All we've de that & waen't anything the bilboerd . and they were fne.—Hopkine (O.) News-Reader. A FAR-SBEING MAN. GQUIZ WHO TELLS TOUR PA THAT EVETRRKY TIME VWISS HIME WAN ) NEW HAT OR A DE Not to Be Fooled. ROUDLY young Tomkins dis- played the sights of London to his uncle, fresh from the ver- dant country. They visited St. Paul's and the Embankment and the Na- tional Gallery and all the places they could get in free and, finally, as an especial treat, they visited a music hall, where a trombone solo was in pregress when they entered, says Anvewers. With rapt attention the old man watched the instrumentalist’s facial contortions, At the close the audience applauded thunderously, but the old man sat mute. “Well,” sald didn’t you Ii! “Verra good, verra good, no doubt,” country young Tomkins, $8. Sarrnnvy | While He Spoke. HE gentleman with the well fed appearance, who had motored over from the nearest town to deliver his lecture, “The Art of Get- ting On,” in the village schoolhouse, | concluded with a fine burst. “Effort is the he said. by that, and that alone, he reuches his| goal.” Before the bulk of the audience made much headway with their clap- | ping @ small man at the back xot in) @ laugh that might have come from a megaphone. The lecturer held up hia hand for silence, | ‘You, too, my friend, will have to he menced. | ter. delphia knows them!" letter when she r intended to inclose a samp! goods of the new chiffon velvet dress ehe intended to get for herself this season if something turned up. “Where did I put that sample of chiffon velvet?" she asked, looking about. “Ot course, douvetyn is the new fabric, but I'll be lucky to get | chiffon velvet.” “It's fallen on the floor,” said Mr. Jarr, stooping to pick up the bit of black cloth, . “And, oh, dear! I forgot to tion I WAS getting a new dress!" cried Mri other paper an of my engraved it's running low. I "| to keep some in case I have to important strangers. I hate it on the Cackleberrys, But to a to wi Jarr. “I'll have to take an- note want write I've started the letter an my en- graved paper”—— Jarr., “It's time I was getting to the office.” haps some dishone: think it's a banknote!” said “Well, hurry and decide if you wish me to mail the letter,” remarked Mr. down “Yet, if I put the sample in per- person will “Visit where?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Why, at Newport, where his father’s summer estate is,” Mra, Jarr ex- plained, “At least the Cackleberry |Pi4° girls could do that much for me, be- cause you know I really had no va- cation this summer—is two weeks at your Uncle Henry's farm a vacation? No, it's a trial!” “But how do you know the young millionaire will marry Irene or Glad: Cackleberry?” Mr. Jarr inquired. “I didn't say he was sure to,” re- plied Mrs. Jarr, “But stranger thin, than that have happened. Besides, | think I'd like to have the girls visit: us again, It's #0 nice to have sweet young girls around—if thone two only en-down cell and readily plot 01 troubles. ft those who do not in_ten pounds or more. wouldn't fight so! But that’s generally the way with asters.” “Where did you cross the path of this desirable parti for the dear girls?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Why, at Clara Mudridge-@mith’s Red Cross auction bridge tea the CASTORIA ’ For Infants and Children