The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1914, Page 16

wry ream! - S —_ - 7 : Wednes ; : ———————— , ng World Daily Magazi ne SN Retry tay Octo Ae dot henis ay ber 7; 191 e Event: le Such Is Life! | 2th 4 By Maurice Ketten EvONINe Go Witt coTron* ANO HELP WE COTTON CROP BACHELOR Cate HELEN ROWLAND: ; , Copyright, 1914, by The Pree Publishing Oo, (The New Tork Erening Worl), THE WIFE'S LAMENT. HAD a little husband, as good as good could be. I kept him in the suburbs and a model man was he! I brought him down to Gotham Town to eee the Gay White Wa) T haven't got a husband NOW! Will some one find him, pray? HOW MUCH FARTHER? ; MERICANS might well feel more than astonishment at the news that a British cruiser hovering off Scotland Lightship fired a solid shot across the bow of a Norwegian fruit steamer this port at a point, according 10 the captain of the fruit ves- When the latter was hardly more than.s mile off coast and there- well within the three-mile limit of American territorial waters. ¥f British men-of-war are not actually blockading the nentral port @@ Mew York their actions give a wonderfully close imitation. Only Jest week the British armored cruiser Coronia held up another Nor 5 | vessel on its way into the New York harbor while British offi- Gere ferreted out a harmless, middle-aged German musician arriving in p country with hie family. This sort of thing shows, to say the > an extraordinarily free and easy attitude toward the rights and ity of this country in its home waters. Gurely the British Admiralty has too much good sense not to : clear to its captains cruising off the American coast that over- | weal cah be no excuse for chasing innocent ships in and out of New © Werk harbor. We believe there is wisdom and diplomacy enongh in | Ge United Kingdom to restrain ite war vessels from needlessly af- @ nation which is scrupulously maintaining its neutrality end at the came time its friendliness, _t— BUY A BOLT—NOT A BALE, Out of solicitude for the deptessed cotton growers, well- ‘meaning citizens of this land have given considerable impetus to a “Buy a Bale” movement without any very clear thought as to exactly what the Buy a Bale invitation literally implies. ‘Why not change the slogan to: Buy « Bolt? Buy e Bale—if the advice is widely followed—means quan- tities of raw material held indefinitely, doing nobody any par- @oular good, subject to price manipulation, unwieldy, uneco- momical. Buy « Bolt, on the other hand, means mill wheels turning, employment for thousands, money in circulation, immediate practical benefits to the buyer—in short, it means business, En = A LESSON LEARNED. 4 “A woman fs only a woman” until you marry her—and then she fe the whole “family.” Tie Once fn a lifetime every man finds his “Ideal” and every woman meets jher “Prince Charming;” after that it {s never again possible to rake to gether enough {iusions to cover any human being with perfection, WHY NOT HELP Aub Wear ONG COTTON DRESSES? COTTON RES ) . | Alas! many @ New England conscience has been wrecked on the ‘ Boston express for New York. 1 HATE THEN “wey ARE Nor Dressy f It fs almost as hard for a women to understand a man who prefers | @ Mghball to a maple sundae as it fs for him to understand a woman whé | prefers a sentimental tete-a-tete to a cabaret show, They Are. Tos CHEaP| The trouble with most husbands is that they regard the wedding Dell as the signal to stop offering a woman bonbons and flattery and begin offering her beefsteak and criticisms. In Iiterary and dramatic circles marriage appears to be merely the first necessary legal step toward a divorce. Brevity {8 the soul of wit—and the curse of love Yes, Clarice, as the post would say, “Love is the greatest ating in the world!” When Uncle Sam Almost Had A “Third War” With England HIS year marks the forty-sec-) Although the Alabama was de- ond anniversary of the opening | troyed, she had loft behind her a trai} ckage out of which emer; of the Geneva Tribunal, which |? maniens: fatuect whlch ad: bo |@stablished the principle of arbitra-| States hnd no sooner ended its civil | tion in place of war in the settioment | strife than the Washington Govern- of Gifferences between nations. In| ment begun pressing England for « ol io jal na olaims. this case it averted @ terrible con-| it was alleged that the Alabama was | flict between Great Britain and the| virtually a British privateer, and that { | United States. The “era of vcd | he Ride on British Government | in permitting her to leave on hei feeling” between John Bull 804) mission showed connivance and ayme Uncle Sam may be said to date from | pathy with the Confederacy. that tribunal. The jingo press of doth the The Geneva Tribunal, opened in the | United States and England could see ——_— ++ , Bx-Boss Cassidy of Queens has travelled the long road to Ming Sing. But there is only one more turning. ———-4 MADE IN THE U.S. A. ic and foreign, only 166,000 barrels are actually imported. F QPMONGIDERING the bigness of the job, New York is digging ‘i . eabways this year with commendable care not to disrupt r @treet traffic and business. The city has never forgotten the ‘Bete chace cf its first sesson of subway construction when streets | eve tmpemeble and hundreds of shopkeepers found themselves Az organisation of merchants known as the Broadway Association | Sly’ carefully studied minimum of inconvenience is as important as =e Department of Agriculture having divulged the secret that American limburger, owing to its excellence, long ago dis- , placed the foreign kind, the uation now learns from the Master Year by the people of the United States under all sorts of labels, that kept him from it for that length of time was the necessity for him first to “grow up.” For his “big promotion” came when he was twenty-six years old to a posi- tion in which a younger man would have been “strategically” out of place, and it came just twelve years after the day the President of the corporation— then merely “manager,” or something Mke that—eaid to his assistant: “Detall that little Walter to my private of- fice and keep those other boys out of my way. He's the only one in the whole lot who doesn't bate to work!" mind, even after he had ceased to be manager end hed climbed up to the Presidency of the corporation. and contiguous bodies, in which consists all the actions of our body; having also given a power to our mind in several instances to choose amongst its ideas which it will think on and to pursue the inquiry of this or that subject with consideration and attention, has been pleased to join to several thoughta and several sensations a perception of delight. If this were wholly separated from all our outward sensations and inward thoughts we should have no reason to prefer one thought or action to another, negligence to attention or motion to rest. And so we should neither stir our bodies nor employ our minds, but let our thoughte—if I may eo call it—run adrift without any direction or design and suffer the ideas of our minds, like unregarded shadows, to make their appearance there as it hap- pened without attending to them. In which state man, however furnished with the faculties of understanding and will, would be a very idle, inactive creation and pass his time only in lasy, lethargic dream. It has therefore pleased our Wise Creator to annex to several objects and the ideas which we receive from them, as also several of our thoughts, a concomitant Pleasure, and that in several objects to several degrees, that these faculties has, we being ready to employ our faculties to avoid that as to puraue this; only this is worth consideration that “pain is often produced by the same objects and ideas that produce pleasure in us.” Thus their near conjunction, RS. A. (sighing)—I haven't been myself at all bere lately. Much ae 1 struggle against it, this awful war has ao terrible effect on my nerves. Actually rende them— that is @ sweet, pretty sleeve in your | waist, Julle. You'll bave to give me the pattern for that. Mra. B. (solemnly)—I don’t see how any people with a buman spark in their bodies can fail to be affected. As for me, I fairly shiver every time I piok up the paper—I wonder if ktta fs goinug to give us those etornal Mra. C. (blowing across the room)— What are you two talking about? War, PN bet. Isn't it awful, girls? Think of Paris! The Rue de Swiss city in June, 1872, was con- vened for the purpose of settling the Alabama claims, which had brought England and the States to the verge of war. These claims made by the United States against the British Government were for damages done to shipping during the civil war, and which were infifoted chiefly by the Alabama, an armed vessel of the Just half a century ago Nemesis overtook the Alabama. She had put into Cherbourg, France, for repairs, and there she was intercepted by the Federal corvette Kearsarge, under command of Capt. Winslow. After a severe battle lasting an hour the Ala- bame was sunk. Capt. Semmes and &@ number of the crew were saved by @ private British yacht owned by John Lancaster, no settlement but a thind war be- tween Britain and her former eol- ontes. There was a profound con- viction among the people of the Northern States that England and Canada had favored the Confederacy. This feeling led to the abrogation of the reciprocity treaty between the States and Conada, the tacit encour- agement of the Fenian invasion of Canada, the pressing of the Alabama claims almost to th int of a 2 that it means to keep close watch on subway contractors W W P War olo gues lone ine Seis port. aiid permitted confiet, and, the ‘final “glurph Jot ile Winter to cee that they do not needlessly interfere with traffic on : Wit, Wisdom and hilosophy Be dike Wietoced |Mational ‘law. ‘The Confederate | sta Geneva. Indirectly, too, thie ant q The eame vigilance extended to all subway work under| | 10 Promotion | —(By Famous Authors)—— id eoronnene | Tuiser, manned by an Ensils crow.) jand ” hastened” the © confederation ha i. ‘. r 4 jovemen: in joa, an Cee ne ae en re ml aT wpor Good Meera” | PLEASURE AND PAIR, by TORN Locka, | raeerOatbam ents | Fina evra cui aa [ie Sista wa tar Dae Bowitting contrectors to inflict no unnecessary haniships upon the u PLEASURE A: IN, by JOHN g ‘Gassaler al ee, cantile shipping. Within two years | ure, ’ : 'T took Walter twelve years to HE infinitely Wise Author of our being, having given us the power! (7, cussing ts over, The hestem, amistad ty the Alabama destroyed sixty-five] While millions in both countries "a bldng mbar eer th busy thoroghtare ot in grat Pn tan cir tas PSs ody Radome Sen ore see |S=sg ai See | ets en | ct a ae men of Washington and London were’ carrying on negotiations look to & peaceful settlement. In 1871 «fags joint commission met to consider the various disputes between the United States and Canada and England. By_ this body's decision—againet which Sir Alexander Cockburn, the English delegate, protested vigor- ously—the United States was awarded the sum of $15,500,000 as di which sum England promptly pala: The May Manton Fashions BRE ts « obit nd lettuce sandwiches j Being only fourteen at the time Wal-| with which he had endowed us might not remain wholly idle and unemp! MayonDalsc, a rd atl that can kw we that the best “imported” Pilsener beer has becn coming from| ter ‘nad to remain a “boy” for some| by us, Pease saat * Oe ate in veeren Beata, made with or Lsuis or Hoboken, Out of 66,000,000 barrels of beer consumed | time, but the manager kept him in Pain has the same efficiency and use to set us to work that pleasure| wouldn't you’ tunio and without a finished with or with- out the girdle at the upper ed, so that it lea Paix! Buch becomes to a . * which makes us often feel pain in the sensation where we expected pleasure, a ‘ta great : iy {s surprising,” declared a brewer, “how many people Mahe aaa had iret been at-| Fives us new occasion of admiring the wisdom and goodness of our Maker, | GUC Sweiry. that “you, positively sods great many eee : Save been drinking American beer for years and drinking it was open HI ‘who, designing the preservation of our betng, has annexed pain to the ap- | couldn't detect from the ‘ea under the impression that {t was brewed in Munich or some more than was expected of him. He| Dication of many things to our bodies, to warn us of the harm that they| bre, D. (overhearing and butting * “other German town.” pthe American producer. with human nature we'll have to live . time and the air full of smoke and all euat tne ‘end anisned : We lk lt F ae of that, So who knows who's winning? with an underfactng, . in’ a - Being able to reaa other people's B etty Vincent's Advice to Lovers tach, hoping. for a delirious feed thie For the | tfternoon ef og fternoon see only one imeee of The Bruning Wert: tonne’ to woret yim ts weulg care to have aorasbogy 7 Mat “ Sidewalk Etiquette” Stun plate, my dear, ONE fork! could be ol ®: lo Blade, ‘Vew of the recent subw up wouldn't this be as good a ime as an7 to call attention again to) @ara in the subway and on feed, clothe and devated ? “enab’ ‘wrecks the wooden cars are tele- ak poet Say ; steal ous situation confrosting us. thy ring unemployed? Wi house ¢t Netsy Youngsters, Letters From the People Ttmight be equally surprising to know how many Americans have years purchased other foreign labelled goode under a settled preju- that similar articles made in America are inferior. Isn’t it just that a good many of us have been fooled into denying the ‘Lat us have more of these secrets, Now is the time to convince can any one propose as a remedy for guch conditions of unemployment? Have we nothing more than “sym- to offer the starving anc suf- iil sympathy he unemployed serlous and danger- had noticed that whenever he gave ‘Walter @ job to do, Walter would do it, ‘and then find some extra detail to add to it “for good measure.” And because Walter continued his prey after he had been taken into 8 foanager’e office, the manager himself: ~ train this boy up to And he DID! It 4s Impossible to do much talking without neglecting a lot of doing.— Albany Journal. ° ee 6 No matter how much fault we find our ming ° Some men would be very fortunate if when they lost their temper they couldn't find it again—Neow Orleans States, . 8 6 Lucky is the fool man who man- ages to get a sensible wife, eo 8 6 will do and as advice to withdraw from them. Thus heat, that is very agree- able to us in one degree, by a little greater increase of it proves no ordinary torment, and the most pleasant of all sensible objects, light itself, if there very painful sensation, which ie wisely and favorably'so ordered by nature that when any object does by the vehemency of its operation disorder the instruments of sensation, whose structures cannot but be very nice and Though great light be insufferable to our eyes, yet the highest degree degree of warmth, or, if you please, a motion of the insensible parts of our bodies confined within certain bounds, Beyond all this, we may find another reason why God hath scattered up and down several degrees of pleasure and pain in all the things that en- viron and affect us, aa 7 OUNG persons are continually asking me quee- Y tions about what may be called street juette. ) Therefore I will give a few simple rul: When « girl and man who are acquali the street, the girl bows first. When « man is walking with one or more girls, he always takes the outside position, next the ourb. It is countrified for « girl to take a man's arm when they are out for a walk, unless the pavement ts slippery meet on be too much of ft, increased beyond a due proportion to our eyes, causes a dag \—How’ can you talk of jewelry ‘when buman lives, fathore, brothers, eons, are being snuffed out, homes pil- ed and burned and——although 1 must say the chic of ultra French designing is coing to be terribly miseed in this country. Mrs. & (curiously)—Who's winning, rdere!" It reminds me of @ person whos played auction bridge once oy nerals with cannon b: grazing thor goatees and bombs dropped on their chapeauz to be eelf-possessed enough to take down memoranda? You can imagine that there must be @ terrile racket going on all the Mrs. C, (mournfully)—We shouldn't complain it we get just bread and water. Think of the unfortunates over there who baven't even that. Oh, those beautiful, fascinating, little “crots- nants” we used to have for breakfast, in Paris. I wonder if they'll make them when the war is over? My dear, 1 was positively dippy about them! Yes, war ie terrible! Hostess (cheerily)—Come on, girls, 0428—Two-Plece Skirt With Tunic, for chiffon or for net or for crepe de chine or for any other thin material that cangjbe ‘Bom ‘All this Mngo about “oe Tae foundation, “eit * e day i'm going to need a fel-| delicate, we might by the pain be ordered to withdraw before the orga: my dear? 6, Hugo abou a4 9 foundation rt e of our own products? : Suiuvtals boy up to tif wo mutes pe pat out go a as abi liad |: “rights” end “forty-mile is a plain one in ¢wo pieces and the draped back is arranged over of darkness does not a! disease them because that darkness, causal: of i just how much is already, and how much more can be, made < Gisorderly motion in the eye, leaves that curious organ unharmed ed ite ond Cand Pint eclitaires aioe winning, | of Car a Se odes ‘dm America and of what quality. We are perfectly ready to forget Hits From Sharp Wits. Fivk 1! Cxcees GF 20N8 an well 68) Keak Balan. Se herd ioe (ingulgentiy)—My dear, tan be finished with of * at we ever spent money in Europe and to spend it here. It is up the exercise of the several functions of the body which conslats | don't be foolish. How can you expest without the frill and, it the girdle is omit! the skirt can be cut o! ut the natural line al joined to & belt,or skirt and tunic can be using chiffon in of lace flounc! and finishing with @ picot edge. For the medium aize the ; lain skirt will re- quire 2% yds. of ma- terial 36 or 44 in, wide, flouncing 36 If the deep 24 to $2 Walet, girdle Is used. 41 in wi Man. the footing insecure in some other way. let’e sit » I have bit upon @ lit- jo for high watet To the Editor of The Brenig World: ale Be cles get id remy Bld sad ma preceeding of affection on the street, such | tle novel! ie iy # attarmooe, ree newest SEN ae Bel ye ke Le ae we cee ‘st . ee Pervriiod C) Ray paitorial of even | ries HewOmahe World Heras. as 8 man’s putting bis arm about a girl's waist, are eene confiict that is now| 30 in. Pattern 8428 is cut in sizes from 24 to 82 in. waist measure, such ‘ tame in co! “of the enlidren e on ro! “akate-awhiles,” go- A man who is fond of taking a in bad form. on! Continent. We are gol! on tl ieee war rations for refreshments’ ome “F. 8." writes: ‘I am deeply in|] “E. FR." writes: “It happened one chance doesn't often take anything ving an ice cream par-|Black bread, beer and a cupful of Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION oth ters seem to be under the im. | %>#tential—Albany Journal, pes Tir ane one Th about ‘with © pooh on Bop that Mevamell: |beana I thought it would Rerjuet BURHAU, Donald Bullding, 100 West Thirty-second street (oppe-: mn that older people have had ities ee three weeks, He carried ‘a picture of est bill was too large for the cashier |a little different and also aprence. site Gimbel Bros.), corner Stzth avenue and Thirty-second street, beir skating days and therefore, “A fellow,” reported the Man on|a girl and J took it away and tore It] to c! . Ihave known this man for| Mrs. A. (stage whis: ca el What New York, or sent by mail on receipt of ten cents im coin or should give up the sidewalk to ju-|the Car, “has bis face shaved, hair|to bits. Do you think he really cares| almost two yenre, and the place was do know about 2 Bom Lid stamps for each pattern ordered. alors their noise cont = shoes polished, clothes pressed | for me?” almost empty. ‘Was I wrong in offer- | ple have gal bd by sintte Ning ar ‘eo up to some itor to ‘hat brushed, then Ro atten- Thee cecende 25, his ex ion of to tl very. eran ie ov eo! n't some kine of 2 en: | the pieture Goede mot, it wae the consibic Gidea) wt cestataly th mee me 0 pee : the tunic 2 yds. of .