The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1914, Page 14

‘' KNOW, MISS Ane FIRST THING | NOTICED WM. MERE BEHOLD BIG CHIEF : ING BULL” ON THE. WAR — EFACES” WHEN ON THE ETS RESERVATION HE IS SLY" TOMMY”, MARYS SMALL. TIBBETS, INDEED, MR.LOUDER? NATURE HAS RICHIN ENDOWED ME. | DESPISE Fase” HAIR. IT SEEMS TOME A DECEITFUL. ARTIFICE. (M SO THANKFUL THAT MY OWN 1S SO ABUNDA— at Fan for the Home and the Ride Hom wHooP! WHOOP! Lookit, Epr Re! —_~— |smarrar PoP '5 NOTE — THE BORRD OF CENSORSHIP HAVING 1D TO-PASS THE CONCLUDING PICTURE OF THIS STRIP ON THE GROUND THAT IT WAS ALTOGETHER PAINFUL-(TO TOMMY) WE SUBSTITUTE Two PHOToSRApy CULLED OTOSRAPHS THE FAMILY ALBUM— FA AND rts NeBETS FROM TAKEN IM THEIR. WEDDING HARNESS AND MARN AND TOMMN WHEN THEN WERE ONIN KNEG-HIG6H TO A BRACE OF GRASSHOPPERS, SO TO SPEAK the Receiver! we we By Vic we B20 -Hd0-Hoo-Haw! | CAN'T BeaR fr ANY LONGER BERTRAM, Enola QETWEEN MEAN’ AXEL IS KILLING me! Jt @ BREAKING Mv 4-H-HEARTS @o “To HIM BERTRAM AND TELL HIM \FoReWE Him ! “Think OF nt PALS FOR THREE YEARS AND Now To H-HAVE (T A-A-LL END L~LINE “THIS {ft No MATTER WOT AXEL’ HAS DONE 1AM READY T-To FORGE H-Himfl “is (5 BenRAM SPEAKING $ MR AXEL SAYS HE tS MOST GLAD “D Forse You Ait — —-lF -- AM ~- (© You APOLO@ZE ‘To HiM AND =-——-- : allow-Pated Men ’t Even Go With Girls, but When He Does 4 One, There'll Be Wedding Bells for Her— Only Cheap Sports Admire the Over- Dressed Girl, Says Another. By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. “There 1s uei.rily as much bad taste shown among young men as young women.” A young man who naively admits that he te not yot illustrious, although Y he has hopes, proves that he possesses at least one element of genius by making the statement quoted above, He is original. For it's the rare man who will temper his criticiems of feminine folly with com- ments on masculine silliness. This is what “A: th- ful. Philosopher” has to say about the young man of bad taste—the only sort, in his opinion, who admires “the painted doll": “Some of the ‘cheap sport’ class, which {9 80 con- spicuous to-day, would make a hyena screech in - derision at the lamentable spectacle they present, A of youths of the present day regard themseives as doing a thing ‘adds much to their manly appearance when they smoke numerous tes, wear flashy and showy clothes and make themselves generally able, Hanging would be a far better fate to wish a really nice than existence as wife of a certain variety of present day man.” “A Youthful Philonopher” called t_ mental detachment to | type. that all fools don't wear skirts, at ik that the young women read Evening World should ly ready to accord a hearing feaily diverting opinion of their Mo let us all listen for a tow! ‘painted’ girl and the other) st let me introduce myself ing that | am not yet mar- (having but reached the ton- 28 eighteon), and prob- ably never will be unlece the crop of young ladies, which at present ppears to populate the world, @ constant reader of your “our CHEAP SPoRnt ADMIRE THE over DRESSED GIRL” 4 ‘ esty by the ton, The great majority of girls and members of my own sex Are well meaning and good at heart without doubt. HERE'S THE KIND OF GIRL WHO'LL MAKE BEST WIFE. “It is not a erime for a girl to paint herself somewhat, only a sign of woful bad taste, and if a man really cared for a young lady of his ae- quaintance enough to marry her, paint would make but little differ- ence, But as soon after the cere- mony as possible he should advises her to discontinue, To tell her be- fore would be very poor policy, as I read with great in-|. ened “All girls and young women are the letters |eame at heart, regardless of ther 9 the G0- they use paint by the pound on med- ‘i 3 have no doubt you will agree, “1 come to the conclusion that the gith with o happy but effae: and Girls Who Paint ; Are on Same Plane, Says Young Philosopher BE SHUNNED AT A DAWGE BV “A GIRL ORESSED WN SHORT SirinTy AND WAR DOWN HER BACK WOULD tlonate disposition who does not make up, or at least who makes up very little, and who wears clothes of a modish and fashion- the most popular with the right kind of young man and will make the best wife. “The girl who slicks her hair baci and purposely makes herself look like an 1850 daguerreotype ts” very foolish, for in my opinion a girl! should make herself as attractive as! possible, After all, is it not a large share of a woman's part in life to be ornamental? I believe a married woman cannot long hold her hus- j bangs love unless she has hig re- anew OR & carinin amauns of a4; | able but not suggestive style, ie miration, and women to make themselves as attractive as possible. WHEN HE SEES THE ONE GIRL, HE'S GOING AFTER HER. “Pergonally, I have never gone with any girl and probably never shall un- less she is the one I wish to marry, When I sce that one I shall go after her and get her if I can, and I think It ts the duty of both men flirting which are so common, both undignified and distressing. am not a prude. I enjoy a good time, “A Youthful Philosophe agrees with “Miss F. V. W." whose letter was published the other day, that neither "Miss Prim” nor “Miss Painted Lady,” but a happy medium THINKS SIMPLE GIRL WOULD 1 should like te say here; that while | am very glad to receive other, dressed to correspondents. That would not be fair. or forward SHE USES POWDER AND WANTS TO GET MARRIED, Dear Madam: I have just fin- ished my high echool life, during which I have learned much, and Jost many an illusion. It is to be regretted, but it is true that the majority of girls to-day Uke to appear “fast” and to that end use , Clumally the rouge pot and powder puff. They are the worst sufferers from “sex-hysteria,” which has spread over the country, a regular epidemic. I am fond of pretty and —yea, it Is possible—fashionable clothes, but do not care to dress conspicuously. It happens that my mother always taught me to dress modestly. The girls with ty" the others may return to their genses and perceive that the for- mer girls are the ones taken and treated sertously by men. It is to pass chaff and the light word that any man spends time with the artificial miss. I have heard many @ boy confess that. I am not @ homely girl, disgruntled because of lack of attention. Nor has my face a bourgeoise i for I use talcum so it doesn’t show. But I want to be taken seriously, to have @ man credit me with an amount of brains, For—brazen, unnatural creature that I am—I want to marry, and it is extremely likely that I shali be “burdened” with a nursery. “TEENS.” BE A WALL FLOWER. Dear Madam: I have been read- ited Sine ha shales right, Ife ia IN FACT, THERE WAS So MUCH NOISE 1 COULD NET HEAR His ANSWER ! \T SOUNDED Like Some CBUECT SYRIKING AGAINST THE PHONE SIR! and went to dances or stmilar paces of amusement she would ebunned by all the men ent, would be thought a “ and would not be able to “hold ber own at all. The men would turn to the more sophisticated looking gisl—unless, of course, the r little wall flower was pitied. len readers, am I right? C. J. 8. WOMEN SCORED BY WOMAN OF EXPERIENCE. Dear Madam: I am a woman sixty-five years old, and for the past forty years have conducted @ boarding and lo where I have ecocmimpagiad fom thirty to forty at one time, I formerly boarded ‘men and women, men, maids, married couples, widows and widowers, I was forced to discontinue keep- ing women because of the com- plications. I bad elther to close my eyes to the immodesty and immorality of women or close my house to them. Once I had a dear, quiet Quakerish little woman with me, a little New England Puritan, tured, educated daughter of a good Masvachusetts family. She cut no ice, for at the same time I had a girl who knew men, and not much else. She painted her face, pencilled her eyes, darkened , her eyebrows, and every youn, * man in the houge paid her nuck attention, She attracted men with her boldness and daring dia- regard of conventionalities. As far as I've seen in forty years’ observation, the more worthless the woman the more attention she receives, and the reason there are #0 many divorces is because there is no foundation under the homes such rattle-pates set up. The sene sible, far-seeing men and women are in the very great minority, and they are so quiet they at- tract little attention to them. selves. When they marry they have sufficient capital of money, judgment, affection, and purpose to make a success of their venture, The general run of women, and men, too, have brains so filled with cheap rubbish that there ie no room for decent, sen- sible, wholesome and worthwhile thoughts. You know, nothing can be more than full without run. ning exer, If you wish to see the true Awardness of the genera} Worthlessness of human kii ts boarding house, Hu ” ay .