The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1914, Page 14

ee Fun for the and the Ride Home Home Gee, what A Bum CATCH! CET A BA ba abil 5, (ee THIS §S MY OLD FRIEND, emaver. BEMIS wHos JEST gor Cee BER. BERNER. DONT YA, SON BUD CROWED PIN TH’ ~4 HE WOULDNT MAKE NO SECH MISTAKE IF OU MARCH RIGHT \L (IN HERE, Lemver,an’ Har EXPLAIN WHAT YOU "AN THAT. MEAN BY S@NING ‘THIS OUGHTA ITRREST Yoy AvEL LISTEN~- (rT Says HERE THaT © SWEDEN'S NEUTRALITY 15 VIOLATED SHE Wit REFUSE. TH FiceuT ! WADDAYA “THINK OF THAT ? 1 TELL YA SHE WwonT! DONT IT SAY SO RIGHT HERE IN THIS PaPEeR ? WOTTA You KNow ABouT (T , You simp? WHERE Do YoU GET OFF TR SAY woT SWEDEN —- THE LOUD-MOUTN, BOISTEROUS GIRL 1S POPULAR” WASTES “MISS AG. Does the Painted or the Natural Girl Win = a Desirable Man in the Matrimonial Race? By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. Do men seek the soclety of the painted, overdressed girl, and shun the who is modtet and natural? Several men have already denied this charge with a great deal of em- phasis in the columns of The Evening World, Yet it is Just as emphatically put forward by “Miss A. G.,” whose letter appears to-day. Do other young women agree with her? And what have the men to say? Who is the girl most popular with the fellows, the girl who ts taken most times to the beaches {n summer, and to the fashionable restaurants, the music halls and the roof gardens?” demands “Miss A, G.” tadignantly. ‘Then she answers her own question. “It ib the loud- mouthed, boisterous girl, the girl who uses powder and “te paint, the girl who wears the most up-to-date clothes, In order to receive proper treatment from the male the girl of todby 1s forced to use paint and powder,” RABLE MEN ADMIRE AR- eal Bias the ideals of undesirable TIFICIAL GIRLS. ‘The man who takes out the Mow undoubtedly there are me) souged, over-dreased girl rarely admire in women simply @0 &§-| marries her, When he ia #0 rash Wwe, artificial beauty, without) he usually regrets it, as “Miss p or heart or modesty behind It! 4. @” suggests, for she ts apt @ letters I have received what sort of men? Study them) t know more about cosmotics | Ae the following: ly im the restaurants and the’ than about cookery, But if her Dear Madam: Where is the y p and you'll see that they| apparently devoted admirera | RAturally protty New York girl? to two groups. ‘There is the cal-| marry at all, they are prone to | No young thing, who feels that be) select as mates quiet, home-keep- mar bis reputation as @ des-| ing bodies wholly unversed in sport if he were seen in the| the myatertes of the make-up box, xy of @ modest looking girl, And | When a girl makes the best of iP Two consists of the sort of whatever natural advantages she whom your brother would kick | possesses, when her bright oa and clear skin testify to her per- neat, becoming, modest dan " prevailing “THE NATURALLY PRETTY GIRL STAYS HOME - ALONE -.-— phase HG GAL WHO PAINTS GaTS MARRIED AT I8 AND PEEDS HER HUIBAND DELICATESSEN Foop+ mouthed, boisterous girl, the girl who uses powder and paint, the «irl who weara the most up-to- date clothes, whether becoming or not, and has her hair combed any way but tidily, She is the girl that is most demanded by the men of to-day, On the other hand, invade the home in the evening. ‘There you will find ¢he natural girl, the girl, who ‘after a hard day's work at the office comes -home to her simple 1oand, after roe vaudeville shows, but The reason she stays home is because she does not u: powder and paint, does not we: & two-foot belt, and therefore has no men friends, but is it upon a barren island and t to die alone, In order to take « proper position with the male sex and receive proper treatment from the male’ sex; the girl of to-day is ferent to use paint and powder like that now ple or dessert she made, The girl who does not paint or powder is the girl who does know how to clean, ¢ sew, wash, fron and a thousand and one other things a woman should know in order to have a happy home, She {s the gir) who will meet her hus- band at the door with a amile and hose table will bo decked with delicacy made by her own handsjand whose home will be bright with sunshine and Jaugh- ter. She is the girl who is left by the wayalde. y? phe does not vee powder. while to d they either spend an hour or two at the movies, or by does the natural and paint is the girl who is gen- Because she does erally married when she tit in not use powder or paint, because her teens. She is the girl who her bair ts combed back nicely knows how to feed herself and her atly and she wears a neat husband on delicatessen suppers, white vaist and skirt which can 1° is the wife who kone on be washed and ironed every even- poring | about next fMil's styles 4, orn re se anand mand with should be good looking, ‘Who the girl most popular with the fellows, the girl who ia taken most times to the beaches in summer, to “pam bes Wy ON EARTH DONT YA SAY SO in TH’ EUST PLACE! AY OQuGHTA KNow voT ™Y OWN COUNTRY BANE Do ill Hickville Doings From Our Hickville Correspondent Hazen Conklin - Orme Mat, me Pres Putas PERSONALS AND LOCALS, RAD TEWKSBURY went fishin’ with Alonzo Curtis over to Perkins’s Pond last night. They didn’t catch no fish, Brad says as how the reason’s because hie liquid bait, same bein’ @ half-gallon jug of Wa Greene's prime applejack, fell over- board before they started fishin, and the fish thereabouts begun seein’ two hooks stid of one, and every time | city they'd go. to grab the bait they’d go for the ‘tother hook stif of the real one, Amos Crabb, our local sneerer, says as how sneers is comin’ harder nowadays since he's sneerin’ ‘em to| food, order, as it were, howsomedever here is four which he sneered with pleas- ure, The reason lots of towne ain't sea- porte of success ts because they ain't never had a tide of pudlio sentiment to boost them, A pretty aure way to git “fired” ts to git “loaded” on the job. Folks that make a picnic out of life muatn’t growl if they find ants in the sugar. Folks that’s allus lookin’ for dust in other joins houses shouldn't complain 4f they git some of it blowed into their ‘Town Clerk Hippolyte Harkness ts- sued two licenses yestidday, One was to Bud Halters to marry Jenule Hillbush and the other was to Gid Spriggs for his dog. Now Hip is af- feured he give oach of them the wrong one, which would be awkwa: the least, Gid havin’ o1 and Bud havin’ a dog licensed. ways of for Gid and Bud for “eis this thing over and we don’t see how either of them ways would fix things Ub, for they don't make no allowance for Jennie Hillbush, Amos Crabb, our Oca) sneerer, says as how it won't do Do harm to let it rest the way it is, @eein’ as how a man who married mebbe Hip didn’t after all. Time will Abigail Peabody says as bow mio ain't bed no luck with “wer boardere summer. She ‘om ie reek: this em a has et so hearty sho ain't made over $7.61 apiece on ‘em. She was hopin’ she'd git invalids, and etid of that she got them as was so healthy t their he saya as how ehe ain't had & gingle mess of hash left over on their plates trom a single meal, Artie Bodie, who's allus playin’ Pranks on folks, yestidday, told Waite Oates, who's bin odd in his head ever since he fell offen his pa's barn that it wwe eat @ spoonful of pepper it would make bij mart. Wille tried it, It did. al. Euphemla Hicks, our tale: ZQUAE Rostens, has bust into print tn 6 ory Junction Chroni another pome, This is it; Wate Oh, cute Uttle, Te ete Oupid, oh, hark! ¥ For one of your arrows has sped to ta My heart pitty-pate when m; doing, And, oh, should he leave Paria tr) po it main, ba on lor @ momen: heart’ witter-patter, ” Le Le "| The aca fal of fish and the worls's weREE Ae ov Ite of arvenee te shone me