The evening world. Newspaper, August 13, 1914, Page 16

Th ah Che ee and the Ride Home * f, By C. M. Payne “POP, WiLLIe GRABDIT, GAVE Me +15 CENT { ‘ ‘Yo Gey Me an’ +m ( “Hum (THe KWEAM WILL LET ME 2 GET THE OTHER NING FROM You m Tenpenny Is Steering the Wrong Course to “Cut Out” Conrad Coyne. Se : br: « Be (‘cron wae te oui 5 an Te WELL BE BACK IN A COUPLE HONOR BE TO MUDJEKER WIS ends Me ‘HONOR Be To MUDJE! OF Hours, MISS MARY— MAYBE Y , NORS = “ f HELL HAVE iE AGONY OVER WITH \ Pia QECITE IT.wiTh ase Nour EVES SHuTP x / , i om FLOOEY and AXEL—“Dear Vic: Why Is It That AXEL Is Always the One Who Gets Hurt? >, Ls — QuiT WORRYING AxeL! You AIKT é CHEER YP ced Ord} Mis THING = OH Fine! Somesody BESIDES Me. GONNA GET HURT IN THis SCENE. CAN'T HURT ANYBODY. WHE THE CANDLE) A HE New DIRECTOR IS A WONDER AT 7] OUANS THe STRAG CLL ove". ca BANE GET BUNGED up it GOSING A ProwuRE Like His AND / (Ad ] AND BLOW "THE Window our # ‘ teats | ~. . You're sare IN His HANDS ! - NOW STOP GRUMBLING AND ~ = pyright. 1914, ress Publishing Co (N.Y. Mveaing Wort.) BAAAALBSAABABLAABASAALAAAAAAAAAABNAS | And she put a touch of blue around Viale voraa at ae Mack ville’ Doings RR @ i y. The Menin War Must Face the Powder; | "novi st asc ike miancne He wea a vision whicn ae bo kent 5 ont 7 The Women Can 0 nly Pow der the Face Bt gee red B | Bovice | at wif " & From Our Hickville Correspondent & through again on his way bome, eler.” i Hazen ConkKjin ul, Feeeeererere Kener er ener nme Me eee | ing And Tent eee a Bry, Best, ‘who came to us from And I'm awfully glad you Ladies’ Li enya 4 & kr cbureh ” do admit that I am not vain and yeatidday, ey was hate! up the —us well ae powder in tue Mtde; the lips trom sracking—because 1 ni emomned the. younger matron | that I just use a TINY bit of color!| HRA Wit pth Pree Publlass Oe. Orised if the piga was in the minority. | plans to give im @ donation equare tollet handouse, sages |PRae eke tive if T AM attractive, mustn't 17/424 Dow that you are a0 sweet to jell, There ain't no power goin’ that ian] 8nd Rev. Bast he says if 1 turned out © | ing whiter to iationte ‘she MUBT | in ft. Wh: Mf you were to| And did I have my hair dyed blue or| meg; Fane {9 te you dreaattl! PERSONALS AND LOCALS. Sak#.s man outa a monkey, But | thoy ‘3° More than thee Droce eae "t even| green when that was all the rage?” | Dew You kao only takes @ woman to make a mon-| Duty © ‘give one to them. fopair the ravages of the agitation Load LS gered may . at day | FoIDE to be a dreadful, terrible, aw- ERE are nome sneers sneered key outa a man, And sometimes tt a eevee ted this, but her friend |and night you would ba’ in | ai) nem enacanet, we Poor women by Amos Crabb, our local don't even take a woman, = repl! no effort to prove her words. | Mra Jarr grimly. “Do you forget | Vill be the wretched victims of it? folks, name of Fall, who “Just @ minute, my dear! Just a| your maid telephoned and I ran Men can go off to the ware and fight, Them city aneerer. They're extry = bought the old Spooner farm for Pa Ay ‘Amos {e out-| ,,MF: 82d Mrs, Dud Cooke and infant a but women must stay home and en- | darter, Natalie Josephi e4 into | {™TMmer place, bought a cow name ef minute!” the dashing young matron | over Just |n tine to prevent your trY- | dure sorrow, horror and privation.| ferin' from a spell of liver complaint: | our midst from Buuny Ridge yestid. | Dal’ Rita ad any ar Zan be Gated cheek bones with ®|cominued. “Give me a obance to re-| ing to color your h Easter | could ory, only I don’t want to get! ‘They say the dark aide of the here. | day. They took the Mackins cottage | Ps DANG st milkin her. She ewished rabbit's foot and then, wh @ pencll | cover myself.” ese dyeT™ wrin ut my dresamaker tells | a ror te with good intentions. 11 | scrost from the P.-O, Dud has give UD | hold Ieeiare tea’ Senne re wan of rouge salve, she greased her lips!" you are “L never saw auch a person to| me she won't have her fall fashions | </ter @ saved a. Tee by. | fermin’ and is studyin’ to bes ste-|fectionate and Kissed eye redly. goold!” whim: the visitor, “You| from Paris at all, and that voile, | aint. tf aint even paved. Ite ku | tionary engineer. Crabb, our | nis ey a anmn. Bo hehe caper “Now don’t look at me thati” Mrs, | know I am 6O impulsive and I had|charmeuse and everything to wenr| cred Nake Freya mode with | jocal gneerer, saya as how Dud pis svowiasses agal Garters hold Date remarked Jerr, “And, Clara Mi Smith, |e new green charmeuse gown, Wall, | will go up outrageously In price! On, | the Nang ood intentions, * °*" | couldn't be studvin’ tn a Hklter place, | noua “nen Daley ehe stamped on Bis tan't| you have been touching up your hair| anyway, I don't. make tp like thet | Gear’ What will we do?” And, hero. | nounced their o Pen hent, as everything in Hickvitie has bin | he: corn, 00 he had another Tope Tous, you know. It's only| again!” awful Blanche Terwiliger does, 4o/ ine that she was, by @ brave effort! You don't have to 0¢ & pig in order | stationary as fur back as he kin re- Detey's leg and bang on to ‘the rope @ camphor preparation to keep| “Now there pou go, scolding me| if” ehe kept back the tears. te be @ hog. In fact, I wouldn't be eur. | member. ‘Then Daisy put her other hind heot Other darter fetch? another ‘pails sd ornate little square toll- rope “ - Lier iad Tooke a kodak, « lunch |MEOW WOU FELT— u a “ “ we we we we wa By Ferd G. Long pry A ee another of his darters over ‘to Bere ‘ . | Slocum's to buy @ quart of milk, @ime chest and a surgeon's kit when : Cow for sale, second Up. Having this formidable ver can name Own open for business on her | used for one day. Buyer can name own Mre. Muédridge-Smith rattled yy Inquire Hall, Spooner Farm— the little gilt cases strapped me inside and, locating the powder pull and powder, proceeded to indus- “triously whiten her face, + “Why, no, you look al! right,” Mra. Vie arr reansured her visitor. “In fact, 2 > a EE Ye sen | Mrs. Jart’a idea of a brown berry Z be of the fruit when white- Mrs. Mudridge-8mith took WRother thorough observation of her- © waif in the little rectangular mirror Wee the inside of the fat lid of the Sid Forsythe is raisin a musstash. | We aint bin able to see it yet, so we hafta take his word for tt. ‘It aint even visible enough for bis ma to tell him to go wash his face. Pat Gr eS Fletcherism at the Zoo, LITTLE Boston (irl who had frequently been admontshea by her parents as to the evile resulting trom hurried mastication of food was, on a recent visit to Now ‘York, taken by an uncle to the £2. in the Bronx. 7 Bittle square totlet case and then Agere « little squeal of dismay. O-0-ob!” she cried. “You are only that out of your dear, sweet, Z = a e s Among the beasts that partioularts and trut ure to keep . 4 cha sie pile claimed her attention were the cam- “ast tdeg ded -” y 7 it ee S els. She watched them long ead ts i! Positively, I haven't a ee Oy ; i ‘st color!” earnestly as they munched buge ‘ h TP SS. | | bunches of grass, and then turned he might net have had a bit of - ie nl |to her uncle, “ ne bad plenty of " A 16," said,she,. “what & a be for igi: oe age