The evening world. Newspaper, July 17, 1914, Page 10

oes ee a Daily Magazine, Friday. July: 17 Even / ing World Can You Beat It? WE CAN SAY WHAT WE-LIKE BILL. MY WIFE CAN'T HEAR us. I've DISCONNECTE! THAT -DICTOGRAPHOPHONE Che ays ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Paditenes Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 53 #@ 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZOR, President, 68 Park Tow. J, ANGUS SHAW, Ti r, 62 Park Re JOSEPH PULITZER, In, Becrotary, @ Par Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York an Second-Clans Matter, Rat to The Even! ing] For England ‘and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries in the International Canada, Postal Union, Copyright, 1914, by The Prew Publiahion Co, (The New York Evening World) The Love Stories Of Great Americans By Albert Payson Terhune By Maurice Ketten One Yoar. One Month. NO. 19,3823 FOOLS AND COCAINE. | N ODD little eddy in the current of the drug traffic is disclosed A in the discovery that newsboys in the Bronx have been found delivering cocaine and heroin concealed in packages of news- Papers. That the eddy is not altogether reliable is made evident by | the success of one boy in selling soap powder for cocaine. | Where such practices obtain the demand must be large and the Patrons ready to take risks. It has been noted that opium in one form or another is taken into Sing Sing in lead pencils and pocket handkerchiefs, but it was believed this was due to the ingenuity of keen ¢riminal minds sharpened by long trickery in evading the police. It is now evident that neither the traders nor the consumers are always either criminal or keen, and that in our efforts to suppress the evil we ‘J her. eee: | A Girl's Dream | FAY WIFE PHONED ToTeuwus Gur AN FEET OFF THE SHE SEE US?SHE IS Conpriaht I914, by the Unvee Mublisttne Co, (The New York Bvening World.) — No. 21—ELIZABETH PATTERSON AND JEROME DBONA- PARTE. T the Baltimore race meet in the autumn of 1803 a wenk-faced © ] and handsome boy of nineteen attracted far more attention than’ did the horses. He was Capt. Jerome Bonaparte, younger’ if brother of poleon Bonaparte, who just then was the most famous man on earth. Napoleon had made Jerome a captain in the French _ navy and had sent him to the West Indies. His ship had been chased | into New York harbor by a British man-o'-war, and Jerome had decided _ to make a tour of the United States. Hence his presence in Baltimore. | The races were half over when a gloriously beautiful girl galloped. into the inclosure. She was Elizabeth Patterson, daughter of Baltimore's richest banker; and the prettiest, most popular, most spoiled heiress tm America, Hearing of Jerome's presence at the race meet, she had mounted her father’s flectest horse and galloped thither to ldok at the young celebrity. Jerome was introduced to Elizabeth. And he promptly fell in love with, He was a constant guest at the Patterson house, ..nu in a few weel he asked Elizabeth to marry him. How much lov@ and how much ambition led her to accept the pRo- posal one can only guess. But accept she did. * Napoleon was childless, It was an open secret UNCANNY LET'S HAVE A DRINK of Empire. eee How THE Deuce a ‘J . shall have to deal with a large body of fool whom Goethe said, “The gods themselves war in vain.” tas BASEBALL MUST MOVE UP. p spread discontent. the trouble to write about it. UBLIC protes muring shallows show the deeps are moving. Discontent in itself does not imply there has been anything inher- | ently wrong in times past. It means only that public taste is chang- ing and the old way of playing has no longer the old charm. What suited the fathers is a misfit for the sons. The demand for contin- uous novelty runs against everything. The plays that packed the theatres to capacity twenty years ago would be given to empty houses now. Tango and maxixe usurp the place of waltz and two-step, and who sings the songs of yesteryear? Baseball must move on and up if it would keep its place in the procession of popular pastimes. A pitchers’ battle continues to be the joy of gray-haired fans, but those with black hair and bright eyes, finding it monotonous and slow, long for something with more of go and get there at the plate and in the field. Se os CONSISTENCY VERSUS CONFUSION. EPRESENTATIVES of twelve civic organizations have re- quested Comptroller Prendergast and the Committee on Port and Terminal Facilities of the Board of Estimate to prepare 8 definite plan of action with regard to the removal of railroad tracks from the streets. The argument of the petitioners is a simple statement of facts, As they put it: “The history of ‘Death Avenue’ is a history full of legislation and litigation, in all of which the city has been under the disadvantage of having no consistent policy, while the railroad has had the advantage of a consistent and determined policy from the passage of the original Saxe law to the present day.” It is added: “By mak- ing Propositions to the city from time to time and securing additional legislation the railroad company has successfully tied the hands of the city now for over ten years and we are to-day no further on in the solution except that the statute of limitations is Tunning against the city’s rights.” partial where they feel Ww and 101 = money could have saved Charlle| within a few months of his abduc~ a, . situation y feel sorrow and compassion, partial where they Nts y From this statement of facts it is clear that so lo . of the veriope gpecia,, ne situs) are arrogant and rude. Thus it is that there are few NCE upon a time there was &/ Ross, it would have been forthcom- | tion. in, \° of the city sed @ a8 the coun-|has been greatly simplified recently men in the world who love and at the same time Title dence eee ae lane pedal [Koa _ < eels y are contu while those of the offending road are by the inaaintion of a prea de- know the bad qualities of the object of their love, or Kind, respectable people who consistent, we shall continue to have a Death Avenue among our peanuts eee Fe pedi Be thet Haaares Dum the lsxcellaneian! of they object te enige Sa i 4 : ‘ ngra’: of their hatre: ing childret ree thoroughfares and a nuisance along our finest riverside, |and Printing, which prints the atampe the good old- the city govern: on @ continuous roll at the rate of ment will adopt a well-deviaed plan of action press it resolutely, the thoroughfare will be redeemed, Riverside a class of people of against the present method of playing baseball | have become so numerous as to assure the existence of a wide- Not everybody that dislikes the rules takes In this, as in all things else, “the shal- lows murmur but the deeps are dumb.” . Always, however, the mur- | IN THE COUNTRY FIFTY MILES AWAY, SToP DRINKING SOHN | || Nou HAVE HAD ENOUGH 12,000 Stamps a Minute. NTLL, quite recently the opera- U tion of printing postage stamps was @ rather ‘long and slow task, the impression being made in the usual way followed where printing is done from ateel plates. Not only this, but the imps being printed in small sheets, a great deal of clerical work was necessary to keep account 12,000 per minute. CAN You Bear iT} STILL USING Your Seg 2 PHONE MRSJOHN sy “ So Wags the Wo bus of Common Sense Philosophy With a By Clarence L. Cullen. Copsright, 1914, by the tree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) EN are partial when they feel affection and love, partial where they despise and dislike, partial where they stand in awe and reverence, rld ‘uch. An engaged girl was standing in the arenway of her home, watching a cat torture a mouse by letting No, MY HUSBAND IS ON To IT— | GOT SOMETHING MUCH BETTER . \T'S A TELEPHOTA, A LONG DISTANCE! MIRROR . 1 CAN SEE MR JOHN WHEN EVER IWANT To—IT'S A NEW INVENTION Fables of Everyday Folk. By Sophie irene Loeb. cs nt, 1 nett 814, by the Prem Publishing Co, York Evening World,) The Mtrried Flirt. fashioned way. They argued It that he would soon make himself Emperor of France, Jerome aight reasonabl, expect to be his heir, or, at the ver. least, to r= ceive from him the ready made throne of some conquered kingdom. In which case Jerome's wife would be a queen, It was a tempting bait for a pro= vinelal banker's daughter. At news of the engagement a storm of protest arose. The French Ams bassador at Washington, fearing Napoleon's rage, argued tearfully wi Jerome. Napoleon himself sent a sharp order to his brotier to break the affair and to return home at once. Mr. Patterson, too, forbade the mate) and pointed ou to Elizabeth how much wiser she would be in accepting an; of a dozen offers from American suitors, to which she replied: ‘T would rather be Jerome Bonap:.: ‘e's wife for one hour than any other man's wife for a lifetime.” She had always had her way. A.d she had it now. She counted om her powers of fascination to reconcile Napoleon to the union, She and Jerome were married in Baltimore on Christmas eve, :80%. The bride's co. tume at the ceremony consisted of one shimmering garment. Asa horrified spectator afterward sald: “T could put inte one of my pockets all the cloth she wore!” Soon afterward the bride and bridegroom satled for Europe—and into the &r.p of Napoleon, Elizabeth was sternly forbidden to set foot on French soil, So, while Jerome went on to Varis to seek his br forgiveness, she waited for him in England. Thc » her son was born, t) founder cf the Bonaparte family in America, Poor weak Jerome had no chanee against Napoleon. He was easily scared into consenting to n divoree from Elizabeth and into promising to see her no more. As a reward, Napoleon made him King of Westphalla and married him to a fat Germaa princess. Later the Westphallans kicked him off his throne ama bis Germen wife's relatives kicked hin out of thele Corrs family, “Wing of Eagle: FMuabeth, with ber son, came boldly beck te Bill of Goose.” Baltimorv to face the derisive sneers of the people eee who #0 lately had envied her, She lived to be nine+ ty-four, spending most of her time in Kuro: She never again loved; though she had hosts of wooers, Jerome ofered to pension her. She angrily refused, but she accepted a pension from Na+ Polen, saying: “Vd rather be sheltered under the wing of an eagle than under the mill of a goone.” Only once again in Il her long life did she see Jerome. In an Italian art gallery, years later, she came face to face with him and his princ Elizabeth “cut him dead.” As she swept past him she heard Jerome gasp: ‘Good Lord. There goes my Yankee wife!” **$20,000°° Reward Still Unclaimed. NY person having knowledge ofing in almost any amount, Tho ab= uctors were frightened by the storm the whereabouts of Charles | iro ublic wrath they had raised, and, Brewster Ross, aged forty-| realizing that they could not get the four, will confer a favor by notffy- money without risk of arrest, they Ing—almost anybody, anywhere, The| finally dropped the negotiations. Fo 20,000 was offered whole civilized world 1s interested eng Teturn of the boy. but it wes in the fate of Charles Ross, who|never claimed. Until her death in was abducted forty years ago this/1912, Mra. Ross firmly belleved that month from his home in German-/ Charlie would be restored to her. A town, Philadelphia, number of men have claimed to be The kidnappers demanded a ran-|Charlie Ross, but all of them have \ som of $20,000. Mr. Ross found it im-| been notoriety-seekers, or, at best, possible at that time to raise the honestly mistaken. While it is pom sum asked, but friends, and even | sible that Charlie Ross may be living strangers, offered to contribute to the | to-day, It Is sory unlikely, and there fund. The whole world sympathized |!s every probability that he suce with the bereaved parents, and if|cumbed to homesickness and neglect | E dre that , As tes beak oe tha pean ould it ru: a few feet before pouncing on it cgain, when | thin , improved and death overtake the nuisance, ie Goa nie tGGL low Shien are her flance came along for his evening call, “Let's Onin ee : ores ine —_———————— eee metal fingers, covering a apace about wive the mouse a chance for its taw marble,” he said to the figure is one t# lait wera vibrate lengthwise on the cyl- formance until, wearying of the play, the cat finally ate the mouse. The trines—a world Plaits that produce (aa 4 Children tn th. inder, A wiping belt vibrates with the | young man walked off. And, though this happened a year ago, he hasn't that, contrary to eect tee Bator of The Evening Words i fully rile boys are playing base-|fingers, but at the aame time movea |Teturned yet. “the cynic, hasn't and =: held to ‘The landlords do not own the alde- walks. But, then, do the children? Is there not some community of in- terest, and has not the poor tenant ‘ing wallball alon; ide dows and squabbling o ver win- count. t th I think there shouid be some little eight inches wide and extending the full length of the cylinder. The fin- forward, wiping the surface of the cylinder as clean as if the work were done by hand, The fact that this machine makes to the girl, “Pick up the cat and let the little beggar of a mouse beat it.” “I'll do nothing o: said the girl, and she stood entrancedly watching the per- We can remember the time when young fellows and girls, coming home on @ boat on a moonlight night, were sentimental, Now they're just joshful, The world would be a good deal better off if all the inhabitants thereof did not 1 i born Into a world that makes de- crees and doc- found anything better than the Ten Commandments, While a new creed ts born every always a becoming one to growing girls. This Position by means of @ belt that gives an ex- ceedingly amart touch, This belt can be of (magine that an All-Wise Providence had designed them for funnyists. |minute, there aro a few rules that! Neat by. a clalen to & little occasionall sympathy for the unhappy grown up| vse of the paper without wetting |s |MUST be adhered to or you suffer.| Pa ea * © terial is g@iet._ Far uptown teams of delight- tenant. « E. T, |another important consideration, for He who stops short where stopping short t not allowable will stop| you can't start a littie world of your| |. The sleeves a it was originally necessary to moisten bs 5 j a, but “'iny wife won't let ime.” py ething can adequately describe its| the last, but it certainly should be. 1 at Gale’ thave l'antieee rebiele.) be loved, nus Chay wie wont iat me | Ei ur. Nature has cleft the rocks| There are canyons greater in length, |, Where there's the most t ere | Ai ithere appears a vision. in dlace-end-wnite| Driver (exultantly) — All Rbe Oe Ree wen gaan, Mut neld om | oa? wie ro 2 fo the depth of 1.400 feet and depth and breadth, but for color is the least ection—Albany Journal. | adem Teutfe at. Teckinayemirode | Mra, A (cuttingly) — Well, we| heroine in, Laure dean, file Hele oe eascsa, ye es Whe Evening World Travelogues— In Yellowstone National Park. Coppright, 1914. by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Bening World.) he testauene ui, £24 38 fbn cnsance T Inet the Yellowstone Can-| Only the w: a as yon, truly the climax of the| far below ee MAY f trip! The distance there| defies more man to even breathe. from the lake is only four-| There are many other viewpoints teen miles, an uninterest- Gee ,Of the canyon, while . 8 take you to the ing drive for the most part, for it e te If you are bolder fe through o valley beautiful in ite|there is @ trail which can be de, way, but which looks very tame) *ended with 1 of @ rope. At after the mountains, foresta and ald the foot of this trail is a snow, like the footprint of abuse gorges of the dey before. By the never melts away. ergy for the wild tumble through There the can the canyon. Only one stop is made— id the as only just be- ines come down two the . » to others)— + dge, making a contrast! -|ing able to borrow a dollar when I'll see that she doesn't get that train, | man who speaks of love without mar- with 3-8 to see the mud geyser and Green| ting for the tumbling wang eats | ty ee proke cTolede Blade. Mr. B. (slamming on his Bangkok) | Watch me! (aloud) As long aa you're | Puke.” yard 27 inch wide Sep. Gable Spring—the one as ugly 48) cloud of spray. At one point the eee —Yeh, I'll member to phone to| going in, girlie, would you mind send-| 1 those days it struck home. The trimming, the other !s beautiful. wall of the canyor Shoestring enterprises are what) George and ask him and the missus|!ng a few things to me? single trifler was doomed. And the _ if you are blessed with “Shorty” Brown for a driver your first real view of the canyon will from I " | f De id charm, she was | Me ln tot thet poe Many a large and hoalthy girl is|foor. It'll be only two nights, It for that train! Camo. penuty’ and charm, | . pen tS Hit and. up there sre ‘cocasional physically unable to be of any asslat-| afr, C, (appears, swallowing a has-| Mrs. C. (piaytully(?) )—Oh, you | somewhat susceptible to the flatter: | Dee ee Ate Nn ces el ea Serna which give promise of tho deopty De a ee eee ee ee ne eat taliga max: | tlly snatched mouthful of huckle-| Mme fo sions. She doesn’t want to | les, that fall, t0 ak tite Giinbel Bros.), corner Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street, “Sal SR yA ece a tae eround. tit |Ixe und ‘trot soveral miles during an | berries)—I don't know why you can't | j Foe ny way. | There's a} *‘so she had many fllrtations, until is the ay Bi rare be in all probability is a 8, cyging the gla PD hoa tang period. canyon {is not alwaya kept for ome to the little platform on brink of the canyon the won- majesty of it all stuns you. else pales re it and : llowatone is peer of them all. swith colors with a lavish hand. fficent painted walls, with their towers and pinnacles, the mi And the man? He left her cold, as have wrecked her future. wi ged rock walls are streaked ellous ‘ —Why, | Mrs. B (striking back)—I notice Ya de- ’ “Of course, 4 realiz 7 . < WY shade of yellow from pal-| coloring of the water and the silver, yt ig feared that Inwn mowing will | Darn a ceenne (ornare Treo | that the husiunds of you two seemed te ane ete but a heen: |you knew I Was Tacleat ead L Alan GL sate, Cheats end thoes to blood Here and| majesty of the falls ever take ita place with golf and|ure of your society into town. thia| Mighty anxious about her! fess firtation dream my wife would go 80 fur, I|long. py for je & chur of dark ‘pines lt unforgettable, fonsie ass healthful summer sport. | morning? Mrs. A and B (simuitaneously)—The | "But one day she was served with |was wrong to decelve that splendid It is a truth as old as th ately to a bit of soll in a abel- | vol 8 8 "|| Mra. A. (with violent suspicion)—|!dea! YOUR husband nearly broke| summons. Then come the legal|woman. I'll try to fx it u | Nemesia 1s always on the Job. bie, Se eo aM REP | ta" at ig aS ta a ger fen | ced ah “au ele at he aca SAAR, alin Wome E Fiver, & rua you— ut go! ry ” " ‘4 Pol ; 4 ; ‘ ne z e hicaideaaae eRe re Pence. ais MONTY seh all the paper before ndeavoring to secure the impression, for the reason that !t was impossible to secure sut- ir into Mi fictent power to force dr; the engraved lines of the The ink from the plat up by the paper is dried out short time by passing over a late passing around and un- hine, which js maintained ‘ight temperature by elec- at just tl tricity, Hits From Sharp Wits. Brevity of a bank account isn’t the soul of anything, Albany Journal, Milad! says a good mone, Bh is To some fellows universal pros- erity means nothing more than keep a lot of poople run down at the beel.—Birmingham News. ee @ evening.—Macon Telegraph. oe 8 It’s vanity that booms the photog- raphers’ busine: If things don't come your way, change your way . Deseret News, short in everything. He-who behaves shabbily to those whom he ought to treat well will behave whabbily to all. ‘Tha? women must dress for each other, instead of for men, ts proven by the fact that we have yet to converse with a man who doesn't dislike with an absorbing dislike the bulgy skirts that women now wear. > (The New York Frening World.) Mra. D. (iightly)—Didn’'t I, dear? meant to, rs. B, (darkly)—How ts it that every morning you have your break- fast brought up to your room, and yet when you want to go into town you can catch the early train with the Widows vs. Strat P orc h P att er —By Alma Woodward— Covrriaht 1014, by the Prow Publishing Scene: {Opetal Siring House porch. (Stage walting for commuting guests, Ariver hee looket at the wate. be raifle Isat winter four times.) } RIVER (calling through dining room window)—I guess yuh better step it if yuh wanta get Co, The eo wom at the be out positively on the 5.45, Nothing solved myself, honey. shall detain me this evening. M C. (sotto vi Mrs. D (sweetly)—Not at all. What are they? Driver—Come on, lady. Got to beat down over Saturday. They can have our room and we'll go up on the top much sweller train, with a parlor get those things in the village, Jen- a half hour later, oh nie, I won't save more'n a con. or| (Mrs Dare sare nei ave, 708 be 8 dem look at her two in the city—and then lugging fas tndimusnt ware a4 | the bundle all the way out here, Three eager commuters escort Sacetierperasel n bar bel We Conaed 1 uingie | Watched you! Fine job you made of tearlet tose.) { it. own and sa: 11 do just as I please; | I'm independent.” For there is no such thing as inde- pendence. One human being needs other human beings. And no two people ever “lived happy ever after” | all by themselves. After a while they) want the approval of their fellow, creatures, no matter how much they may say to the contrary. Nobody can remain happy who DE- FIES laws that were made long be- | fore you were born, hoy may not be right, but until they are changed | you can't utterly disregard them without pain. Therefore this girl was reared with : ; , For the eight-year road runs the Yellowstone River, old second thought.—Commercial Ap- that 8.12, folks. mane these ideas, When she went to school J ; 12, . ra. D. (amiling divinely)—That' 1 ize the dress will ree calm and placid, as if saving ite en- peal Paar Mr. A. (dashing out)—Yes, dear, I'll one of the atrange probleme 1 tt she read Bertha Clay and Laura Many, many times this sen- “Boware of the | Jean. tence would app’ married man was regarded as some- thing to be left severely alone. But as the girl grew and with growth she believed she could handle almost ANY situation, The Married Man | came along. One day the man told her how much | to the end, and then let him go. She forgot the injunctions of her re plain but are sewed to the armholes and can be made in either ‘ three-quarter or full length. Mothers who are making ready for the coming school days Will like the high neck with soft round collar, but the square finish 4s equally fashionable, Appropriately dress can and platd wools, but, in the pte- ture, linen serge is fin~ ished with collar and cuffs of white, quire 41 Pattern No. 8345 is cut in sizes -rom 6 te 10 years, New York, or sent by mail on receipt of ten cents in coip or stamps for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always specify sine wanted, Add two cents for letter postage if in» hurry. was all so cruel and untrue, and so | But the ‘irl had her lesson undeserved, she thought ‘n the possible calamity that might