The evening world. Newspaper, July 15, 1914, Page 16

WHO DisCoveren AMERICA UNCLe St YOu Sisnad A CONTRECT AS A ANIM) TAMER WI THE FLICKER FILM Ge”. You REFUSE To Go IN ACAGE wity A SICK LION WHATS ALREADY TAME 4 MR.SLICKER Cool and Refreshing Courses at the Palace Theatre By Eleanor Schorer. HAT a relief from hot busy W Broadway to sit in a big, comfy, linen-covered chair while fans whirl ‘round your head and unseen fairy hands engineer a huge ice plant which keeps the Pal- ace Theatre twenty degrees below out-of-doors, Dog daya and aizzling eun are barred entrance to this Ice Palace. Ruth Roye serves entertainment for the fifth consecutive week, and no one seems to be able to get enough of her cunning, groteaque little atyle of singing the syncopated melodies, Eddie Foy and hia seven little Foys make the stage their playground with frolicking, singing and joking, poking fun at and imitating their big, comical daddy until the house rings with ap- plause and Papa Foy thinks it meet to say a few words of appreciation when the chubby hands of the youngest and cleverest little Foy tug firmly at his dad's slit »’ +t, pointt: @ commanding round thumb in the direction of the exit. Like all good papas, Eddie eaq. promptly obeys. Charles De Haven and Freddie Mice, the “Simultaneous Steppers, Give an neat an exhibition of dancing Qp was ever seen before. “very atep tick-tock, keeping time like a clock. Mice, very nice. Those sweet melodies that lilt on the air are the production of Frits Bruch and his little sister on ‘cello and violin. : Adelaide and Hughes do some gplendid dancing. Fine finished art- fate they are and Adelaide has the most beautiful limp little hands that flutter constantly, like busy butter- files. Joan Sawyer has added esthetics to her large repertoire of social dances and is simply charming every min- ute. ~tany other favorites are numbered om the Palace bill this week. To sit there with dainty ushers carrying double decked trays of cold Jemonade, yours for the asking, and to watch the bulliest show to be found on the globe—that's when life's worth living! & Milks fay The Food-Drink fer all Ages milk, malted grain, in powder form, Forinfents,invalide and growing children, Purenutrition, mereibling the whole body, ‘Rureing yt healthful them tou ov ec A Page of Comics, . Sketches and Stories 4% Fun for the and the Ride 11] wAs ®IGHdT7 IN FRONT oF HIM Row YoURE GuT Tine @ uUTTLe Sense! Youle FAQ THAT LOOKING A TAME LION IN THE eve (& BETTER “THAN GAZING AT a AAILER ALL OAY! ROTH Rove 14 Copyright. 1 \The New T ork rested" — “Who told you all disclosure, 17S Are MIGHT Don't BE AFRAD- He's AG TAME AS A KITTEN family By Roy bM*Carcdel) tie Pree 1 Rveaing W BOTH WAYS MAKE THE JARRS “GET IN DUTCH.” this OU'D better tell Mrs, Clara ol {| Mudrid mith that Za- Y reff the Occult’s name is Ryan, and that he is under indictment now swindling an ice creat manufacturer of Springtield, Mass, and out in Chicago when he was ar-| City, why don’t he shave himself with out of $20,000, asked Mrs, Jarr, interrupting Mr, Jarr’s flood of | needed a ce aliing Oo, 4), right Jarr interjected again, “It is vevy odd Mr. Dinkston knows this person and that person swindles and who they have swindled, and yet 1s Mr, Dinkston a successful business man himself? Is ae even a psychic?” “Well, he knows the fortune telling graft and fortune telling grafters, Why, down at Atlantic City Dinkston says there are two hundred of them, and he recently “ets a ‘razor’ ". “A what?" asked Mra, J if the man got a ra how for uu? The last house he time he needed a was ve, in this and he It is very strange that a man without a change “Dinkston, Michael Angelo Dink- | of linen should charge Zareff, the in- ston,” replied Mr. Jarr, “Why, he) scrutable, who is as neat as wax—so used to”— he must be a perfect gentleman, as “It's very queer that Mr, Dinkston | regards his mundane body, at least— knows so much of the past and yet| with being @ swindler! A eC sMaacancert emia at. aba I've been too r from Atlantic | but she is doing crystal gazing now, under psychiatric divination of Zur- eff, and she gays that, by refraction of the infinite, she visualizes the color of her soul and sees her astral nim- |@us like a fame breathed upon—those |were Zureif's very words—a tame ‘breathed upon,’ “Well, he has a fame blown upon! sneered Mr. Jarr, “1 tell you, Dinks- ton told me he got @ ‘razor’ from At- lantic City—‘ragor’ in their slang means a letter, In that letter Dinks- ton is told that Barberpole is getting | Camden and all the ‘bookies’ are go- ling to n’ to Atlantic City. Dinkston that translated this means New York City is getting dan- gerous, and all the fortune-teller swindlers are preparing a coup to rob their gulls in one big haul and skip the town, So I thought you'd better }warn your friend Mrs. Mudridge- | Smith.” ‘lil do nothing of the kind," sald Mrs. Jarr. “In the tirst place, she wouldn't thank me; in the second place, she wouldn't listen to me, and in the third place, when she did get swindled she'd never forgive me be- cause L warned ber. She'll keep her mouth shut if she IS swindled, and she Won't believe me if 1 advise her |now she'll be swindled!" “L think it my duty to warn her Ee with Clara Mudridge-Smith, | husband then," remarked Mr, Jarr. “He's going to the same fortune tel- ler, but he doesn't know his wife Is @ client of Zareff's, or rather a 'thir- ty-elght,’ and she doesn’t know ber, “It you'll take my advice you' mind your own business!" counselled Mrs. Jarr. “What I Y about his is equally: true about her hus. band, Mind your own business," This was good advice, which Mr. | Dinkston also indorsed. But age could not wither Mr. Jarr’s impudent friendlin “Mr, Jarr,” sald the boss, severely fter the warning had been delivered, you are employed by me as a man- ager of an important department of this establishment, are you not?” “Yes, sir, 1 am,” replied Mr, Jarr, in calm expectancy of praise and pro- motion, “Then,” the boss icily resumed, ‘kindly confine your gigantic mental activities to increasing the business and efficiency of your department, and do not let my personal affairs we Tor come . Quic ONCLE IS STANDIN' ON HIS SELF AGAIN AN WONT GIT OB 7] ti Copfright tid Prees PUbilaling Ca (N. ¥. venting 94. «? st 3 LEAD ME. TO Das Jair tH PERSONALS AND LOCALS. S | fered all sorts of indooce- ments, includin’ a busted dollar watch which a automobeelist threw at his dog and missed, but we stood firm for the fust princibbles of jour- nalism, which is that a reporter ain't to be bought, not with no busted tin watch, so we won't mention his name, We can't think of nothing as would make Silas *madder, TLAS MADDER tried to} bribe your versimilitud!- nous correspondent to get | his name in print, He of- | Sid Forsythe can play all of “Home, Sweet Home” on his new harmonicky now exceptin’ the chorus and two notes which don’t play. Amos Crabb, our village sneerer, says as how Sid’s trouble is that he plays by ear. We can falsify that baseless scandal, for we watched Sid wrasslin with the chorous two hours yestid- day and we seen that he blowed into it with Lis mouth, Summer boarders took in. I eat you and sleep you for $7 a week. 60c extry if I wash you. Aunt Jane Tag- gart, Providence Farm, Dry Pond Road.—Advt, “a Elias Ellis, prop. of the Ellis Tav- ern at Hickory Junction, was in Hickville yestidday, He says the hotel business is pickin’ up at the Junction, He had two city drummers to stop at the Tavern last week. HICKVILLE From Our Hickville Correspondent Hazen Conklin |no mortuary report to make. DOINGS dinner but didn't eat it, Elias says as how that made him just square. Hired Man Wanted. Needn't git up mornings until 4 o'clock. Wages $6 a month, bed with vittles throwed in. Bud Halters, Halte Fruit Farm.—advt. Ezra Hicks, sr., our village Creesus, had a run-in yestidday with Ezra jr., who has been off to collidge. Young Ezra claimed as how he could throw a hammer furthero’ any boy in col- lidge, so old Ezra give him one and says as bow as long as he's such a hand with a hammer he could shingle the barn roof, Young Ezra he sassed him back and old Ezra he started for him. But Young Ezra has a runnin’ record at collidge too, so there ain't ireen had bis barn raisin’ jyestidday, The barn wasn't riz be- cause Wade passed round the apple- juck beforehan’ stid of arter, | Wade Artie Bodie, who Is allus cuttin’ up capers, played a prank yestidday on | Abbie Daniels, who ain't never got married yit, but has hopes of landin' ctman Hosea Titcomb, He didn't tell us what the prank was, but it laffed, He says as how the whole villldge will know what it was in a day or two, Malachi Medders, who keeps bees and who had a bee to bite him in church the other day, read a piece in the Hickory Junction Chronicle sayin’ as how bee bites cure rheuma- tiz, He says as how havin’ the bees h goin’ to advertise for summ boarders who have got rheumat! and give ‘em a cure foradollar ex One et dinner there and didn't pay for it, and the other paid for his concern you!" But all the same, the boss seized | the first opportuntiy to leave the of- | fice, and speed in a taxicab to the | lair’ of the Occult. To his| surprise he met his own wife coming | m the place in angry tears, have been swindled,” she cried, hysterically, “Mra, Jarr got me to come to see this fortune teller and now he's gone! And he got $500 in from me to magnetize"— are a silly, extravagant wo- | snarled Mr, Smith, but he boned” with twice as much gold he magnetizing for him, 8 “I ere accomplices of Zareft?' “T Oe a be surprised!" sobbed a inl 3 ttle “HELP WANTED!” ‘e165 cliente smn n es ‘Amos Crabb, our local sneerer, says as how any one that paid money to get cured that way would git stung. ‘People Used to | Call |But Now My Name Has Changed, must of been a funny one the way he | { Me “Skinny” Gained 15 Pounds and Look Like a New Man. 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