The evening world. Newspaper, July 3, 1914, Page 10

and Stories DOEY and AXEL—Nothing Doin and the Ride Home’ —r NAOW OLD CHapeIe - Teu ME ABOUT YOUR BLOOMING FIGHT wtTH ME OLD PAL, BomBARDIER wes! Hee-wee! WHEN He FINDS CUT HE'S MINGLING WIT AN Ex-PRIZEFIENTER HELL GE MORTIFIED To DEATH! THEN HE'LL DROP AXEL AND GOLF WITH ME AGAIN! | CH, 1 KNOW How { CAN queen Hin! jue Tete MS LORDSHIP “Har AXEL Use) To B= A Common wuere Hore ! on ene! AXEL GYER GET ACQUAINTED WITH LORD HANCOt-uxBHiNe Bone 7 WIS LORDSHIP ToL) Me HE NEVER VLt CALL HIM ASIDE AND FILL MiS‘EAR UP wm Neo! LSeerright, 1816, Prose Puvlishing “SMATTER POP!” SATIN 1 Now FiGore !T SOMETHIN 6 CoNCeRNIN CLoTH-TIty To THINK NOW- MA- CLoTH -pDRess- REMEMBER? HER NEW DRESS AN SATIN J out AND MAME UP A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD (N APIBCE OF By Thornton Fisher On. BuT Paw! THOTHY ANO Me. SPARKLES i é RY TUBS HAS @ WEAK HEART 1S @ ZEALoUS MEMBER) Peers {| 7 wy AND KENNETH KELP IS @ FINE BUNCH OF SC@REO TO CBATH OF PatRIoTiIC HEROS Your seaus se! Tononan NIGHT TO Maawh eave! af hat educational bum, and loaf ILLUSTRATING WEBSTER. ' rll ay weak taint latl the tice Comwright, 1014, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World), HICKVILLE |.80 you don't know whether he is kid- ing you or teaching you ike @ night war! YOU WANNA SMOKE DOINGS school—that Dinkston feller, and he ANT From Our Hicketfle says the tmpression is Si Colleger’s— ladle Big he | — pe poe ms bere J DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE _tiazen Conklin . 1914, by The Prew Publishing Co, Coverite New York me World) he makes all the hard times.” logical?” GONNA GET AWAY ‘THIS pus of delights." "e the very feller they are ‘WE HOUSE OF GUS “I don't get you,” ald Mr. Jarr as rit according to Dinkston, yr, who dropped In to ses anand “Business Men's Lunch, from 11 to) what time it was—for there was no Hlche oF, ovr Lonel: Ci ¥ is back home from college, Roy [le Cearcell “Oh, you mean the hard times, the Present business di reasion ie, LPPR ES VAT cme Wt O* | ton often termed 1t—“veritable Olym-| (ording, to President Wilson, ‘Paye! EVENING: ‘OU sa, BAS A PSYCHOLOGIC he tripped over to the spread of I want to know is why do SCRUB THEM PERSONALS AND LOCALS. jaa cheese, pickles, crackers and bologna) ‘Ney 1¢t Mm oo Ot os mavineky FLooRes!! ay te DEPRESSION. | sausage that Gus advertised aa| the gia: 6 . son of Ezra reich the implicit consdenc | he having stopped off a spell times?” asked Gus when| makes the business impression,” Gus|fution placed to Gus's cle eee in New York to visit with a Mr, Jarr dropped into the| Went on. “By gollies! Some people| Perhaps because <he clock had a classmate. Ezra jr. says as how his popular cafe on the cor-|say it 1# John W. Rockefeller, and| broad, dull face Ike Gus, ticked on first yar in college haa changed his protracted absence from| some say it {s the New Haven road |%10Wly and monotonously, was al- views a4 whole lot. It ain't a circum- ways in its place and had t - 1 Michael Angelo Dinks- and Mr. Mellons, but here comes in| tavi n reliability, smong che te: stance to bow he's changed his > ————<$ $$ $$ attributes, clothes. UT—HE CHANGED HIS MIND! THINK I'LL Go OUT To THE Z00 AND LOOK AT THE ANIMALS AND ——— HEAT ts this Si Colleger fel- | 4. timepiece in the nelghborhood in ler what makes the hara| “This Si Colleger. You know, what| Which the {mplicit confidence was Gus's patrons would take the time from no other authority, just as women go to the telephone and ask You kin go barefoot in summer, but your hosses t. Try me. Ben Bellows, Blac! vt. YS paused impressively be- dropped his pearls of wis- Lew Pallum, our enterpristn’ tin- i tinker, gut @ speck of dust In his eye yesterday while he was dickerin’ to sodder up the Widow Cooper's tea kittle, It gook Lew half an hour to am standing right as T am stand- ing now when this hobo mit the big words, Dinkston, comes in my place,” 1d ¢ git it out, and Mrs. Cooper says he « When you see a feller coming cried so sich {t washed one side of | 2 Oe enna eee Pre onze: what you know is going to try to . his face. W says it'll take him aly ‘and we ap ae years ago borrow money or swing you and hang week befove his face will match up| ine moren the beat him to tt,” < ny barn raised, of the popular ‘The trustees of the Pilgrim Congre- Abbie Damiels is settin’ her cap for| gational Church met last nig] id Hosea Tibsomb, our indyfattygable| voted to raise Rev. East's geelecktmnan, Who was widowed last Rev. East came to ua from th fall. Abbie has been settin’ her cai J for nigh oto forty year, but shes| membership sence then, there bein’ bien like the hen that set on the|now twenty membcra in good stand- fe tinued. "fo when I ee his red nove over Peank 1. Stanv, Jk —— hi and how my ‘ewory is after me to close me out, saying they know a young feller what father-in-law truck far: ‘Wells dug chtap. Youn work done ‘wall from the erovna uD. Hank Digge--A@yt, « R » ehiny* d-ain't hatched nothin’ |!n’. His salary was riz from $126 to — o $127 a year, includin’ free parsonage *| A WOMAN WHO MAKES LAWS "Webster. || yer." Honea says as how if someone! $24 RED-MAN Iikller do: winter he mtight accept her, There's ae ey dishes in Honea’s kitchen as ain't bin] Sid Forsythe is learnin’ a plece to house won't «1 me no extension®,|waghed since the demised left them] speak at the eafe and sai 4nd my retatl customers hang me UP} there, which a one reason why he'a/ to-morrow. Sid begun learnin’ it lagt almost willin’s winter from Jennie Hillbush, thej |. yw tariff,” said Raf- deestrict school teacher, but since||“THE RED-MAN” ler to go on my note 90 he can get it| t t's a bum college what lets gloomily, “but 8] 1 succeed where others fail. Try| Bud Halters cut him out he ain't got - discounted”. @ feller go around putting everybody | anything cheaper?” me once andi you'll have no other,|no further than the thirty-sevesth|| typical fam “But why all the hard luck story | out of business!” “Why, yea,” spoke up Edward Jarr,| Jno, Berry, Undertaker, Hickory] verse. Amos Crabb says as how he|| sop Suvi mod r the mortgage and good will and clos: me out. And my wholesaler, he won't let_me have any more bar gooda un-| Gue. “Well,” less I pay something on account on| think the loa the last bill; and how my ci the hard times ts al Colleger feller 1s doing it, All T got COLLARS “L believe, too, that the present de- timist, ‘Federal baseball lea: Junction—Adit, . needn't bother about the other nine twenty oents’ worth of credit?” asked | pression is mainly paychological’” | trekets and automobile tires,” annyway, as by that time the crowd || Jowad thang Mr. Jarr, impatiently, Mr. Jarr, “Sure! chorused the time-curtous| Amos Crabb, our local sneerer,| will have gone home to bed. other line but in't Ht good practice to t; don't know who he ts either,”| ones, and it cheered them mightily,| gaye your indistrious correspondent y If apé friend is tryin 4 Beppler, the butcher, “But T| although none had an atitomobile or the old Harry for. callin’ hime sneerer. Wade Greene te goin’ to have a|| SeysRat teductt }0U on” any = propereition ?" sree with Gus, My wholesale) the time to atvend ball games, He ays we +e eneerer, but an barn raisin’ over to his place next