The evening world. Newspaper, July 2, 1914, Page 18

Fun for the Home and the Ride Home CAWN T Do (T,OL0 SPOOF | Got A BALLY ENGAGEMENT Y'know. PLAYING A RIPPING Good CHAP ~~ NAMED AXEL ,Y'kKNow | “THERE'S No USE TRYING To ARGUE ABout tr! & LORD WISHINGBONE KNEW YOU Was AFRIEND OF Mines H® WOULDN'T AssociATE wh me! Now BEAT (fT AND KEEP ouT AH THEAH LAWD WISHINEBONE ! FINE WEATHAH , EH? How ABOUT A BIT OF GAWF TODAY -- wuat ? W You ONLY Had A fTTLG crags | Courd PRESENT CHA To HIS “LORDSHIP” — @uT You'RE Too CRUDE ~- Too crue ! Aw | SAY AXEL, YOURE A RIPPING GAWFER Y'KNOW! LISSEN-JF MA StHoutd SET A PLACE For BACH OF US AT THE TABLE, AND THEN SET ANOTHER PLACE THAT WOULD BE FOR 14 GUEST, SEE?, AN’ THar \0ke OF THaY SOOY warreR NOURW @BOUT SITTIN LER in TH PaRior P Fees ice creer SoOve SPARICIN YA AGIN DONY Go. NEITHER & SeeMs CME vouhe Peuga war aant be MIGHT Y HEADSTRONG NO mMorew Give ver UMEN WA KNOW ME 1See Ev Gor Ou,BUT He TENDS THE CIGAR hm! €2 | was SAVIN MQ SPARKLES, @ Man cits @ HULL Lorta comrorr OYTA @ 6000 seecar- Y HEH? (-) SAN SO IN TH FuSr pace! money from her pocket—well, she| duced and sat as far off as he could 4 just can’t do it!" Mra. Jarr declan from the wrist watch, felgning to be “Then meet the refined dancing | engrossed in "The Going Away Gown Instructor and his wrist watch at her|of a Eugenic Bride” article in the Apartments. She has more room,| Perfect Ladies’ Journal)—"take the | and hardwood floors, and the Stalker | tango. It 1s symbollo—its every phase From Our Hickville Correspondent can do more skipping around and| 1s symbolic of love at first sight and show you more free steps,” advised| the fervid courtships of the lower clawsses in Argentina. splendid idea!” cried Mrs. “I am informed,” young Mr. Stuy- Hazen Conklin . {dees to shoot in our district school, | b®lve for his axe at Bemis Brothers all up Clara and tell her| vesant Stalker cooed on, “that in Ar-~ : —S———OOOO:.k ._ ee - 5 Emporium yesterday. He says as how if Mr, Stalker comes there to wait|gentina the dance begins by the man| & 14, ire Vubisting Co.) Hayin' time's comin’, Keep cool |S220unces that she's now still more ——— New World), iP . ~ that's all the news he's got. He and the girl doing @ pas de seul from in our blue, brown and checkered | D#PDI!y engaged to Bud Halters of| aint nought one before since last | |My hens is layin’ fine now. Fresh |out four or five letters for a new |¢ges while they last, 20c. a doz. | teacher. Them as don't last, 25c. a doz, Them jas ain't so fresh, 15c. a di Mrs.| Them as you t } Martha Cooper, Tannery Road.—Advt./13 cents ai d | Cooper.—Advt, Miss Jennie Hillbush, recently happily engaged in teachin’ young Malach! Medders bought @ new your chances on, Mra, Martha c Rov i McCardell Yok irene Woné O% | that much, and it will not have cost us anything.” “Us? echoed Mr. Jar: “Why, I'm] opposite corners. This represents the the Halters’s Fruit Farm, Great eye, | fall. ow 0 o “Hut Clara Mudridge-Smith has| not to go around, am I girl as coming trom church, the arched! PERSONALS AND LOCALS, |overella. Bemis Bros, Emporium—| gua, You allers did huve great luck Fels Ha Be Some. io) Nay SBP GBS - »»| Plenty of money and can pay for| “Of course you are!" said Mrs,| hands symbolizing the cathedral tow- 18S EUPHEMIA HICKS, our 4 Sian penobea THE “GET-AWAYGALLOP.” |\essons. Why should she cadge them|Jarr, “You are to get him in an ar-|era, the swaying of the bodies the a) 1 =, Strawborry festival and lawn party pry W you've got to stay in the by having me sit around talking; gument, aren't you?” swinging of the bells. Then come the talented young authoress,| Amos Crabb, our local eneerer, Incidental, as it w b txed in the Pil C tonal 4 ining | about dancing—and Wl bet be calla| “There was no escape for Mr. Jarr,| recognition, the invitation, the accept: |} will read an orginal pome| who's agin’ everything, says as how |,,.2cidentel, ere; ‘Tobiea| mixed in the Pilerim Congregation jouse this evening,” sald) jt ‘dawncing’—with a creature with| and when he and his good wife ar-|@nce—let me show some steps’—— Rt the Safe. and Sane|no Fourth of July Cellibration kin be|TIVvi® chairman of the school|Church to-morrow night. Membera 5 “Clara Mud-|a lot of time on hand in the shape rived at Mrs, Mudridge-Smith's apart-| "Pardon me!" cried Mr. Jarr. - Smith is going to ve| Of a wrist watch? Let Mrs, Sunita ments at the Higheosta Arms ines me show you some—'The Get-away Fourth exercises Saturday. The eub-| cither safe or sane as long as there's here with Mr. Stuyvesant | Pay. for ber Jossonst" F asiinet found you Mr. Btuyverant Stalker eUeDe tae tens ate Til crack ject is “Brazen Faces” and was writ| goin’ to be speakin’ by local orators, 3 “You know as well aa I do that] and a whoeled tea table already as- q Stalker, who graduated at college at] ciara Mudridge Smith in like all the | sembled, Yes, ‘young, Mr Stalker | terrible man walked right out of the| fF ® fashion Journal ane be low a firecracker that) yoonie bein’ the second teacher mar.| A New York drummer was in town the bead of his dancing class—all the] other rich people I know—just as! wore a wrist watch and looked ex-|room and slammed the door behind | Natural complexshuns. Bein’ as the| busts too soon don’t hurt but one at | 1104 outen the school this year. Only | yesterday. He didn’t try to sell @ellege boys who can dance are now] stingy ax she can be! She doesn't actly as Mr. Jarr, without seeing him, | him! f. J. didn’t take {it ashe says it willj)a time whilst amature orators in- y add eis, Broth hich ved Be Soting as instructors. You know they| mind charging thingy at the store,| had described him, It was speaking: | Mr. Stuyvesant Stalker was so |be appropriate at the Safe and Sane | filckt pain on a whol "| that it's vacation time he'd have to| emis Brothers, which peeved Ben ‘used to work at the summer hotels ay] or getting a check from her huaband| ‘Take the tango, my dear ladies"| nervous the rest of the day that ho|excrcises, seein’ as how it's agin’ the| Amos may have hoi git Postmaster Peeks to order a fro«h | Bemis, who had a reply all cooked up ‘Walters—well, now they do much bet-| to pay for things, but to apend any’ (Mr. Jarr had growled when intro-! wasn't ft for a thing! use of powder. ain't got much clvic ‘supply of stamps so's he could send| for him to show him he know as 48a dancing teache much as any smart-Aleck city feller, sh: — : ; dancing mis ‘Gras Instructor?" | HELP WANTED” we we st we we rv) we we we we y Ferd G. Long The drummer told your oe a your own strawberries, Ad+ on, including one plate of straw: 3, 10 cents.—Advt, board, says as bow he'd never of took the job if he'd knowed he was to conduct a matrimony burreau, Rates Mrs. Jarr, John D. Rockefeller and only trav- ‘for his health and that he was \ seen ths? Se taasione 7 in Hickville only for the purpose of , #uch as the waltz and the 7 Aug somewheres else. Serie stee auch an the ‘baake: f er Weddings perfarmed while you ‘or the ‘Jumping : ‘ — walt, 25 cents. Nathan Scales, Justice ‘Centipede Sidewalk Ot: , ZY : of the Peace.—Advt, evolved and origina y Wy : > 7 ths of study by Stuyvesant Stalk- | A : mS ‘There ain't no more news. Lemuel Ran the society millionaires are 7 } 1, Hubbard's house burned down day Bere OPCUY EHTYSSRDE SiAl¥er / ‘ j ER afore yesterday, but inasmuch as it Fe could T get in an argument / SN was saved with only a sli7ht damage to a few shingles on the roof I won't with Willie Wildwave—I mean this person?” anked Mr. Jarr. ‘Wears a wrist watch, 1 KNOW ‘wears a wrist watch!” oourse he wours # wrist watch,” Mrs. Jarr, “or how could he time was up Ww lesson? old time dances. Then Stuyve- WZ: i > : FO } ‘4 Stalker will refute you by show- * 5 you how graceful the steps of 4 3 EZ 3 “ an salol @nake Blink’ or ‘The Centipe gh , y) at bil tomate : ia ? : = : Five different ways to serve them printed on every can, |"