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DOEY and AXEL—This Ought to Set Flooey Back a Little in His Naw! 1 aire Gonna PLAY WITH YOU TODAY. « ('M GonHA GET He CLue PROFESSIONAL “TO SHOW ME some PONTERS. UM TIRED of PLAYING werd Dues LiKe ‘You | 1914, Press Publishing Co. (N.Y. Ever S MATTER POF? ink World. ” our Ari! Isr @ kinder tone. “But just look how dearly one has to pay for things one HOOT mon! Anim vERRA SORA ~ BUH AHM THE MARRYING OF MARY—Apparently Kenneth and Tim FAAASAABLABAAAAAAABSAAARAAAAAAARAD Mrs. Jarr Runs the Gamut From Shadow td Sunshine FHC KKK KLEE KKK KKK KKK KE Ke ee such fine clothes when they came to| movies,” Mrs. Jarr went on. “They scorn you in your poverty. And then, | are all faitht Of course they gets for nothing! ‘That's what makes me so mad!” “Tell me all about it,” Mr. Jarr when you were dying of consumption, or your husband wae dying of con- tet hildren found the will in never do any work, because they are wo busy being faithful, and cutting the cruel ties that bind you and r je acting sullen and I think eh York Evening World). ELL, I do wish we were rich and could go live in w hotel!” sighed Mra. Jarr, “This thing of keeping house and keep- one maid, and all on a limited , 19 very trying! Sometimes I #0 discouraged that I could burst tears, especially when such as Mrs. Berthulia Beez-| ws and Mrs. Marmaduke Stalker up at the women's clubs and papers on ‘Domestic Science in jo Class Homes,’ and ‘Kitchen | clency and the Relative Food falues as They Affect the Wage 1 Ugh!" and Mra. Jarr said gh!" with a double expression of Datred and disgust. 7 .\*Why, what's the matter, dear?” yy Mr. Jarr, “I thought your lit-/ ‘ trip to Atlantic City had rested | you up.” | 4 “There you go!" cried Mrs. Jarr. * “AM the rest of my natural life 1 sup- pose I will never hear the last of hav- ing four Gays at a convention of fussy, Aghting, wire-puili women's club} wemen—and, believe me, women's ‘women are the really deadliest of ‘wecies.” “Pm sorry 1 waid anything,” ven- Mr, Jerr, “I winh T hed the to keep you and the children Z , went on soothingly, for he felt Mra, Jarr must be quite fretted or she would not be so peeved, and he knew it would do her good to, he ex- Dressed it, “get it out of her system.” “Well,” said Mra. Jarr, calming & bit, “Clara Murdidge-Smith, who has more money than she knows what to do with, even if she had brains enough to direct its expenditure, in-| oneer ‘ vites me to go to the convention of women's clubs as her guest, From this on all my life I'll be expected to be grateful. If I'm nice to her for it she'll always think I'm trying to get her to take me on another trip, id if I do not seem constantly touched | at the memory of her gracious gene- rosity then I'll be an ingrate. “1 get old Mrs. Dusenberry to take care of the children and she neg- lects them to fight with Gertrude! I leave Gertrude to give the house a good cleaning while I'm away and she neglects the house to fight with old Mrs, Dusenberry about the chil- dren! “Mrs, Rangle thinks T went to the j seaside with Clara Mudridge-Smith without saying 4 word to her be n telling everybody I coul rd to stay longer, and that Clara Mud- ridge-Smith is back Mrs, Rangle says 1s because she felt a pity for me and wouldn't stay longer when T couldn't. “Mrs, Stryver thinks Clara Mud- ridge-Smith shouldn't have gone to the women's clubs convention while she, Mrs, Stryver, was too sick to go, and because I went with Clara Mrs. bac Abel is mad at me. “I see in the moving picture shows, where you could always tell your bitterest enemies were your lit the old clock and immediately you were wealthy and had all the estates, and the kind old doctor cured your consumption in fifteen minutes, and going to leave m all we do, dear?” asked wes neiled to you, and the pic- ture ended with him sitting by the fireside with ‘idren on his knees. But real life is nothing but trouble and worry a gi . Rangle to understand what I think about her! You leave it to i to patronize m And a little at her mend! BUT—SHE CHANGED HER MIND! \ HAVE A DATE WITH A TALL HANDSOME MAN |.MET IN TOWN TODAY - | BET Wee LOOK GRAND IN A BATHING an bad as that, Mr. Jarr. ervants in the aren’ ! unselled “And look at t! sent ‘her litle daughter Hleanor to/for three Fun for the Home and the Rije Home BILL Bane Ask ME We Teacn ‘You \F HE KkHOWS Mone AtouT Some Gore # GoLe Than Bur, He must ILLUSTRATING WEBSTER. DIPSETIC. “ZENDING TO PRODUCE THINGS 7». Nébelen Copyright, 191 iN. ¥, Evening World.) ‘FOR DANDRUFF, FALLING HAIR OR ITCHY SCALF—25 GENT “DANDERINE” Girls! Girls! Save your hair!|if not overcome it produces a Ra 4 * . ness and itchi ‘ Make it grow luxuriant | roots famish ese cana) the? and beautiful. Enough Left Over. RS. 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