The evening world. Newspaper, June 19, 1914, Page 20

antes alls necnnaaaaanenenienaneee ' “ Aide f cones Fun for the Home and the Ride Home THE BIRO | Ricur! " 8'cuM, | URN S'FUWNY- NUBUODDY HUM! Nich BUSTHO @n' WHEN ¢ TELEPHONES , SN OG ene {| WAS Comin’ TO TAKE HER Pan THEY DON'T RIOIN’ SHE ACTED 4 DOWNRIGHT TiCkKLEO! oP Ter. ME Wty, WHEN I Brow IN (TT YHo TH Ww eET, IT COME OUT Tdo Pun READ THAT ! Look WOT You've Done. NOW - You PooR Sime! “But what do you ‘do when you hit the ball?” I say “You mean shake my Well,” he si ‘that all depends Vve secn ‘ein doin’ . upon how you hit tt, Jf you happen “No,” he says, “I'm speaking lin-| to slice it, or top it, or send along sulsucally, as it were, You've got to| half the course with it diggin & Increase your cussing vocabulary, Ad- Tay! BS PARE soe Sarna Les 4 ee Corrinne Ia, Wy The Pree Country Club, and Bruce ts goin’ to|Aressing the ball comes afcer you'vel i °t, yo. “appropriately voice your a ; x Evening woah help me to learn golf. swung at it and missed. And every! chagrin, bein’ careful not to repeat ce SS Ro,, iG : : Matin serene the club pro, | time you miss it you've wot to say| Chagrin, i : PA IS TOLD THE rar and you'd | Snething ditterent, and, with gach ‘ Gaprright, 1914, ty The Pree fubiisbing Oe, | = t the rudiments sequent iniss, more caustic an ft on the nose and it gi (ha Now Yee Brening World, The bo puenes: Si bin ooaey Wave SECRETS OF GOLF.) ori game vetorg sow iat hin show hement, old Judge Nib-| away a iittie better than your wild > areal Boot MASE ARVO | POT rca necancsel you how the game is played on the n he starts! dreams had hoped for, and you get a gwo GLADSOME HEARTS forgotten to wind it up yesterday A'S been as sweet as pie to M®/ famous Porritch links in Scotland, } handful of! favorable lie, you look disgusted if he cried, the last couple of days. New| where he started his fe caddying, 4, pe anyone's around, and mutter to your. . MEET STERN REBUKB.| vy. baa we won't catch that 2 T know she's gettin’ sunthin|and would have defeated the British ery ole he plays.) gelf, ‘rotten form to-day." That gl 4 Poh; Wain!” remarked Mr. Jarr, ; ready to spring on me, and|shamplon If he hadnt played the | erybody at the club-| Ph Prom the tee you ordinarily pia ry ELL go to lunch frat,”| |S ! ae oe Bog Bk ots ons wire ’ rn that {t ain't no little thing,| customary two, h the flag at the next hole and bounce said the boss, “There's! You were going to wire them, weren't : either. cross to begin: | thiek | EAnd it nobody's around? 1 eae, x ‘ ‘eful what sho ee prepara ned *\Gertainly,” said the boss, “But 1 4 ate veoe ace “There's be he wanit saye Bruce; “only | Sia hr startin oes in fearing the apornalta Reouane thule ween’ days . tell you what we'll do—we'll Jump in "ye knuckled d f Our ‘best aelting woclety “it you| introduce you to Judge Niblick.” ‘there to see how good you was.” ; plenty of tine," and he! 4 taxi and make the tr d so many things I've knuckled down to/of our best golfing society if you| Introduce you to Judge Niblck.” one there to see how sood you was.” atrotie’ out with Mr. Jarr, leaving] priso them! Fine, what?! ‘ her in since T got rich that I'm bo-]can't do nine holes inside Of, bogey. | === —— ‘and | in’ to get desperit, and this wor-| Ani e has to show you how to the office mates of that gentleman wate tint pa tne ESC le trad ene over What's comin’ next ain't] play {t irritates him, He likes to be ey, Li Hie Saran tant Jatt, 44 the boas Hed wAlthd Cll Me \ aweetenin’ me none. Wao Jong porm ornamental, but it irks him to be letermined to sabotage, loafing| irr paid the check (and him with we that has no turnin,’ and she'd better my " 4 QM the job for the rest of the day,| oniy eighty-four cents between him — look out. bade I says, “what's the first genie the swears and prayers of Ane utter Anagcial collapse) the boss = J _been elected to hi Seoahe ett @ got to learn | how to dof to dor ritz, the shipping clerk outside, who) wou! ave been waiting yet. couldn't understand why he couldn't] “Charge the the somiete renee? [get his invoices and bilis of Inding, | {om for may the employer, reagwur. ao WHY PATRONIZE A BARBER 5 “This restaurant clock must be|“i{aven't got time to fish up the i vines WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD fast.” remarked Mr, Jarr, as he and| check and get our hats!” he shouted RAZOR OF YOUR OWN , - the boss were sipping their coffee and| to the check boy OO OB ARENT TD wan asveated, oF Aine inlet ' pAb lea aay He agreeing that as regards good wives,| ‘Ms !* great sport speeding gotte , ‘And the old man hobbled out at| fine would be paid with a bouus, Ar-| standstill! Phineas Fogx’s servant with/all their faults, they loved them double quick and bolted into « tari:|fving at the depot they found that| left the gaa lit when he cad his maa: | still—but they were seldom ati, leah that had Just uniouded a patron, |the formality of buying a ticket would | ter, started “around, the “world In| ‘« " Mr. Jarr, with no hat and 84 cents, | have lost them the train had not an|eigbty days. Hut the bill they ba PETRY” RAiG the Dons, TOUSINE UB. ee to the very of the boss's vlflclal recognized Mr. Jubez Smith as| to pay for eighty days of the gas) “That clock must be fast, it saya) Pcurces, also hustled into the ca| 4!" upright and conservative business | moter be a circumstance to| fifteen minutes of two,” answered! and shouted to the driver to make the|!4n who, on the board of directors,| what I'll have to pay for three days! ‘Mr. Jarr. P.M, train for Atlantic Cit always voted as he was told, and let | of the taximeter!" | es | thein through the gates, And he laughed again with rare § re! puffed the boss. “This enjoyment, as became a man who ‘ : {sa romance! ‘This is an adventure! | could pay for bis pleasures, no mat- a n't you know In my excitement 1] ter how costly | DORSET e : > b driver to wait, and| “And our wives!” he went on. 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