The evening world. Newspaper, June 17, 1914, Page 16

“Fun for the Home J q and the Ride Home. ; Prt By Th ornton Fisher @ oVET.Like THAT'S Got TO Heve AN , @CCOMPAN IMENT, GEE} tursn 1 comp “Tect YA How much cater, (FEEL ,Now THAT MUTT (S GONE. No MORE Does IN THis series! 1 SAID Taxe Hom Away ! WHERE He CANT = GeT GACK-SEE™ Only Alternative. Passing It On. * POMPOUS city official upon SUNDAY school teacher, after reaching his home one eve- conduct! a@ lesson on the ning found the street block- story of “Jacob's Ladder,” con- @éed and a heap of earth piled] cluded by saying: “Now, ts their Mgainst his doorstep. Observing 4] any little girl or boy who would like @orkman wielding his shovel in a] to ask a question about the lesson?” Bearby ditch, he accosted a passing} Little Susie looked puzzled for a Copyright, 1914 (The 3 y, ‘The Prom Publishing Co, friendly tip yesterday. He says riot ork Evening World), to let Jitney-Hooker sna‘ Tag with real-estate MA SEEMS TO HAVE PA |schemcs, The oldman may bee By Roy kM*Cardel) Policeman and complained that the} moment, and then, raised her hand, Nata ‘Pat ane es . ‘8 mossback, but he was born the dey Jaboror was trespassing upon private question, Susie?” asked the] ° "4H: 'N4 UituE sams Wuimimé % | thousand a year, and the black ele- SOMEWHAT WORRIED. | irre semerday. But Jitey- Hooker Property. r bal vator boys were from Hayt! and Mar- What do yez an by trowin’ dirt ‘l would like to know,” said Susie, steps?” demanded | “if the angels have wings, why did | MRS. JARR’S FORESIGHT | ‘nie. because, as ta the manner of jately. I wonder what she's|to inc. He's just real friendly, He inhabitants of those happy isles, they cookin’ up? says he wants to get hetter ly. they have to climb up the ladder.” q uainted with his new neighBor, No other place t'| The teacher thought for some mo- BRINGS HER LAURELS. 4 8 sh i A hasn't been pesterin’ me|ain't so much as mentioned business M | | | spoke French exclusively. It's this comin’ Saturday || won't be feelin’ like a strenger. it, faa spate replied the pects pad. Fee looking about the Mrs. Clara Mudridge-Smith, who We mpve down to our sum-|we move down next door to him, 1 iv ac Tatton gs a OR —_ Fe syeny Any Uitte bev whe wonts EANWHILE Mrs. Jarr and|since her marriage had never lived | mer place, and maybe she's too busy tele’ Bree what he said and Bryce 4 etter dig another hole an’ trow it in| like to answer Susie's question?”— her friend Clara Mudridge-|in an apartment that rented for less attendin’ to gettin’ ready to pay/Sly) fac what, beosened 06 tbh be wa. rybod: Smith were still attending| than $10,000 a year, had allied herself much notice to me, Then, again, om] ,./ fon know woete § the annual battle of the|with the Beezw: party, and Mrs. the other hand, I never knew her to] No." g Associated Lineage, Liter- ary and Equal Rights Women's Clubs at Atlantic City, By the middle of the week the] side, contest for Presidentess-General and) Being from other offices raged so flercely between | jy, Mrs. Jarr Jarr, who loved a fight of this sort tor its own sake, finally decided to throw herself into the struggle on the same an old Brooklyn fam- , 8, “what happened to be too busy to find time to give me) him?” : Charlie Higgins Is takin’ hold of bis| pedia like you can,” 1. ea: havin’ bar none. He showed Jepson @ new | toy trustin’ a disposition, a would naturally have ‘ my orders, So it must be somethin’! “tHe was took in,” cays Bruce big she's fetchin’ to spring on me. “L can’t quote out of the anareie. , ve, it new job right well. Jepson says he's| whatever happened to the the smartest assistant he ever had,|jj;oly was his own fault fot mW 5 wrinkle yesterday that he dug out) with Mrs, Dobbins all this time for the cohorts of Mrs. Marmaduke’ been identifi with the genteel of goin’ over the sales department rt une of put- | eo y 4 t} nothin’. If they’s any a Stalker, representing the ol! aristo- boarding pine Pan put having f =~ ET ly in apips to meen 6 neve to Semele over phat My ain't : j married into the New York apart: a J ry 0, a. M tried, it ain't no gged. An a) cratio Southern clement, and Mrs} oige class, even though nena ee a duano ‘what Jt is Ma's figurin’ onl tect are cut bitta’ on her arvpset b. Berthulia Beezwacks, representing lest renters, she considered it " handin’ me, but I bet It ain't nothin’| tions, So you méedn't worry ‘none the Tired Business Women element, | duty ‘Coprtight. 1914. Press Publishing Co (N.Y. Brewing Worl) | | mild and about my betn' took in," t that the Chairwoman of the Commit- Mudri mith, for, being judge | ditney- er wants me to join| Just the same, T bet I am goin’ to ‘a cn the cliss and distinction of her = 14 club, where he took me to lunch | pe t+ Mrs, Jarr was generally credite the other day, He says bein’ neigh- | gicay kin, Ma's got sunthin up her | tee on Fly Swatting and Discoura besides her arm, and Ed give | , ced F . beef . Marmaduke Gave Him Permission. | !\..°wu mihi as well be fellow club ’ ‘a li ki J Ing the Advanced Fashions burst tn-| paying « yearly fortune for rent and|¢.CR the frat ballot Mrs. | vores we mich c half a week's Income to know what “gf y the} be ; 0 Stalker got fourtgen black balls, which . members. Ma says I ought to join) it is. The Ikellhood te it'll cast me ¢ it, to hysterics men taunted by tho Raine otnere ies #2 well 1p do that ate ‘act caused @ pensation, as she had MAN of high social position °C) to help lier presteexe. ‘Hut| more’n that when Io find ow rd MM Chairwoman of the Committee on When the vote was taken for Pre: not that many avowed enemies on ¢ Was forced to stay over a cou- | whatever it is that she's mullin’ over} Business is goin’ fine. But |e Bugenics and Moderate Measures in the Modern Dances that she only|and the tle th @ deadlock. tlons that followed caused an ad- represented the genteel boarding| | It was finally decided that the ex. {eee Bos Stier ton the ecutive committee, composed of ¢ wl house element as ® partisan of Mrs.\ciatrwomen of the different commits | on cae vote fof Mrs. Herthulla Beez Ch General Committee. Tbe recrimini nleco! . » to hand me I can't figger out, goin’ to be if I don’t find out dentess-General It resulted in a tle ple of days in a small country | Hruse give me wilut he called @ coon what Ma'a fixin’ up for me town, Desiring to pust some letters and not knowing whore to find the) | post-office, be said to a small boy 4 ; Marmaduke Stalker. of the Allied Women's Club, 4 no Ld Sean. wae gruftl, n, T want tu go to the Mrs. Berthulla Keezwacks, on the ould meet in a locked committee overed that | post-office. | other hand, was the accredited repre-'room and vote to end the deadlock, ve of the silk stocking or #% the voting of the delegates had polit 9 doa ‘padlevesd Soups en followed by so much acridity of rke and counter-charge that four- ranian coterie—-the inore opulent if not n delegates had been carried out of the more aristocratic element among the convention shrieking with nervous ed, and the Mrs, ; prostration. eUpO! -| the: olubwomen, )PEka’ ea open. vote wavid’ have di SNRROLS IROreUDOD FO In this last coterie the social status rupted the Associated Lineage, Lit association. | of its constituent elements is fixed by ary and Naual Rights Women’s Clubs,| And in gratitude for her triumph} the rental paid for tho New York /t,W#> devided (o vote tn secret with|the newly elected Presidente: ne-! some one bad put @ drop of liquid glue) ai) right, hurry back,” sald the} In the little wooden sockets or holders |... soothingly.-Lippincott's Magu? 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