The evening world. Newspaper, May 19, 1914, Page 20

A Page Sketches and Stories R POP?” of Comics, J THE LADY NEXT DOOR WANTS NA To SING ALL AFTER NOON AMOEY and AXEL—This Shows That Flooey Is as Human as YOU Are! » (m sick oF STAYING Hi WW Mexico! WE Uses To Have Aste OF FUN IN THe Movie STUDS ih NEW YORK WITH ALE THe PRETTY GIRLS AROUND US —! (Genes (Le Go ALK wrtd 1914, by The Breas Publi Wing Co, York Kvening Worl.) JARR IS ALL THROUGH GP: AY, YOU!" began Fritz, the shipping clerk, and Mr. Jarr looked up. A sullen look was in Fritz's eyes and his attitude betokened a man with LC > » you,” he repeated, “I want a with you.” Fritz was the scion mn stock settiod in the Mid- since Revolutionary days, 7 here, Fritz," replied Mr. Jarr. you have anything to discuss me that concerns the affairs of Bmith & Co., Wholesale Wool- pray proceed, but if this is any matter you desire to air, ern the alring of it until Rov kM Carcdel NAL FAVORS.’ | 0 Gwan- BEAT ct! AY BANE WRITING To MY MUMEL IN New Yort -- GET out itl dd leave me out of her affairs and yours." “But you know how relations is?” whimpered the shipping clerk. your sister was the and you married the Queen of Spain, wouldn't them dames go to the mat every time they met? And if your people was emperors and dukes, people was Ge 7 nd Christopher wouldn't they always accuse each other of being rums and panhandlers? bawl each other out at the drop of the ik and she's ne 2h HAL | “Well, 1 know how relations in?” as you eo succinctiy but ungrammati ally inquired,” replied Mr. Jarr. “And that is one reason among many others that I do not care to hear of your family affali was unloaded on me by you asking the boss to wire me to look after your young sister from Evansvil r . cago. You didn’t say to him she was| “But lissen to me,” appealed Frits, &@ profesmional fat lady with circus|a® Mr. Jarr arose to go over to the sideshow and street carnival experi- | cage of Johnson, the cashier, to signi- once, But I had an experience with | fy the Interview was over. "Me sister her, more than sideshows. But as []aln't satlafied with sticking to her got your slater off ny ds at Chi-| line of work any more, She meets a cago T am not responsible for her! duck through you and this duck has coming to New Yor So please her all swelled about being a theatre k. iM La A vn lit ERs saint, al “SAFETY FIRST” Y83,PUT IW 2 OR 3 NICE 81G ONES AND A FEW SMALLER ONES 116 QROP (1N ON 1IY WAY HOME wantin’ to spill you an ‘Thoisday. Do you know h up at my house?” i private affairs are nothing ” replied Mr. Jarr calm! we these invoices to ter wet out to your work me do mine.” fm going to spill won't hold shipmests, » “aed T want to ask d anyt'ing to hoit a! not, Fritz: * retorted the ship. | uu if) OH WELK, ThE To Geonce ! Go AN’ TALK HE HasNT BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH To SE WRITING Love 1 bau, iA actress, when her line is human curi- onit And pulled off in my little ground floor flat since me ter and me wife met and clinched.’ “I have got nothing to do with your sister having gone on the stage 48 @ one person chorus with a m cal show, and then having come on to New York o1 ccount of her mee! ing Mr. Dogst the press agent, explained Mr. Jarr. ‘But lissen! Hav heart! Ha a heart!" groaned the shipping clerk, “We give me aister the folding bed in our front room and we also got @ boarder, a moving picture operator, and his room's in behind the parlo: and we ain't got no private hall in our flat, and me sister gets hysterics in the folding bed and won't g but bellers there all day, and we can't do nuttin’ wit’ her, and the movie operator is penned in his room since Saturday by the foldin’ bed bein’ down, and woe got to hand things down through the airshaft to him to eat, and what I want to know is won't a wold to me ma In for persona! y iron from this time on! Poor, but Proud. LADY who is a district visitor became much Interested in a very poor but apparently re- living on the lop floor of ® great parish. Every time she visited the Currans she was annoyed by the staring and lving in the building, sald to Mrs, Curran: One day nature of my business with you.” “They do,” asquiesced Mra, Curran. “Do they ask you about “Indade they do, ma‘ar nd do you tell them ‘aith, thin, Ot do not. ‘What do you tell them?’ . “ol jue se ye wan, the = Biante an. enh now she's in New Yolk “If}and up at my place, and the war In teen of England | Mexico ain't a whisper to what is y other check. mi heart of | spectable Irish family named Curran | | building in a slum district of her| the whispering of the other women | 1e “Your neighbors seem very curious {i (1 to know who and what I am and the |jook dingy and out of keeping, Sick Sture ! and the Ride “BOY Wont RUN AWAY. He THines THeres) 0 WN. Y_ Rvening W, ad LEMME ALONE ! 1M WRITING To MY LITTLE toro IN NEw YorK !! Bear cr Wt tut IN PA “BLOWS UP” AND FEEL as though every word I write down in this diary to-night ‘was going to change its letters into dol- marks. All Ma can talk of nights after dinner is that new | summer estate of ours out on Long | Island, next to the Carrington Bruces, and every -ime she mentions it i to tell me of somethin’ new she's; thought of that can't be did without, | ‘and which means I've got to sign an- When I paid that real estate agent | $300,000 for it he said as how I likely} wouldn't have to pay out another penny, the placo bein’ all furnished and plenty good enough to occupy | ‘just ae it w ! jut e reckoned without Ma's ideas | of what Is fit and what ain't. Even) when she asked me for $40,000 more to put new furniture and stuff in the house, the old bein’ in “bad-tast | \didn't dream what more was comin’, And I guess the end ain't yet. To-night she springs some more| pleasant check-book surprise on me.| There's a feller who decorates peo- ple’ rich, and Ma! {got him to go down to our pluce and jdecide just what had to be done, He | was to report to-day. And he done it all right. “Mr, Pilkington says that if |turnish, we ought to rede nt | says Ma, startin’ in to tell me about; | He says the new furnishings} nuke the old decoration scheme He | suys that there's about $25,000 worth of work that simply must be do: ‘there. And Mr. Pilkington know: 'd be a poor business man find plenty to be done, say’ ut he's figurin’ on usin’ sone mighty extravagant wall paper. That um T papered our house i Helniseiiies aud done all’ the. work ye eo ad Pkg NS DARN kts, “AIN’T CALMED YET!?’’\° “Same thing,” I says, “I'm durn‘ wind he ain't goin’ to squint at the outside. It would break me.” | “He's much more reasonable than | a Ackerman, the architect,” says a. “Who's he?" I says, with my giz- what we put in the parlor, en was ten cents a Poll.” says Ma, ‘ou think of such ridiculous thing: ‘This is dec- iu’, not cheap paperin’. And what » Pilkington suggests Is only a very modest treatment “Then I hope his price for treatin’ 1s modest, too," I says. Tt is," says Ma. “He has asked a personal fee for supervisin’ the re- furnishin’ and the redecoratin’ of only $5,000. It's one of the most modest jobs he's undertaken.” “Holy sailor!” I says. “I never hearn tell of such a modest foller. It's a wonder he don’t blush when he signs a recelpt; 500,000 cakes of Dob- bins’ Soap to squint his eye a few times at our insides"-—- “Our interior,” says Ma. {hat was e's the one he ki who's goin’ to make a few impro' ments in the builldin’s for me, woin’ to change over the entrance to carly colonial, and design a new garage to harmonize with the house -~-besides, the old garage wouldn't hold but two cars, and we couldn't possibly put all four in it.” “All four?” I ways. “Why, we ain't got but two, your Iimmasine and my! tourer,” “Oh,” says Ma, “I've ordered a new touring car. I simply must have it for out there. And Clarice wants an electric runabout. So the landscape man js going to move over the tennis court and I'll have to have the un dial in the front after all, Br can still have the sunken where I wanted it. It will “HELP WANTED!” Copyright, 1914, Press Publishing Co. (N, ¥. Evening World )r 4 t n make a Gwan! BEAT (T LEMME ALONE !! A Cow AROUND SMAT TER 14) By Vic EY Genes lite more expense, and I'd hoped to keep his bill within $20,000, for tho rehitect was a bit steep. He'd fig- ured the entrance and the garage to- gether wouldn't come to over $60,000, but when he showed me the plan he'd drawn for a neighbor of curs, Senator Grafton, | thought I'd better”——— “I don't know what else Ma had ready to spring on me, for t blew up then, And I ain't calmed down yet, Jignered tf I a > Nofa Regulcr. HE tall blonde has Mrs, Maln- prop backed off the map when It comes to reckless haddling of the Queen's English. ; “My cousin, Ignatz, hab jobhe@ the navy,” she confided to her friend. “Is he a regular sailor?” asked the short brunette. “Not yet,” replied the tall blon “he ie Just a aut marine, 1 gues Youngstown Telegrs To Put on Flesh And Increase. Weight, A Physician's Advice Most fhin pronte ent from four te. aix ny fat-making food weleht while on the other hend many of plump, chunky folke eat very Hahtly and keep maining all the tine, [ts all bow to way that this te the nature of tho Indivie It ton't Ma- of thelr 1 they loot can absor Ay about the