The evening world. Newspaper, May 14, 1914, Page 20

AXEL-—Ah! We THE Y'S BROTHER. ee JB. ee i Ri yar family By Rov: MeCardell mre ts VP hi JARR'S COURT-MARTIAL HAS A FLYING START|*, T had been decided to try Mr. Jerr on what was vaguely known as “charges” first and dance afterward, and there was a perfect crush at the Jarr apartments. Mrs. Jarr hed bought four new @anee records for the phonograph, the rugs were up, paper flags ornamented mh the place, and all in all it was a very 3 gala cocasion indeed. ‘Miss Irene Cackleberry had come ever from Philadelphia to dance with . Herbert Tynnefoyle; ith had new tips on Clara Mudridge- ngo dress, M' had @ new one also. M Fn had a hastily remodelled explained to any lady of her ac- that Mr, body, +46 more or leas freely to each other again, “a facer” for Clara Mudridg Smith, because it was Clara Mui ridge-Smith’a husband who preased jarr’a modest stipend upon him through at buttal?” money with an expression that im- DPiied the firm waa being robbed, ‘If we do live in a modest fat, that beca Mr, Ja: ervices aren't inquired Mr. Ran| “I thin! appreciated,” Mrs, r ade “but An unjust world and it'e pity that people who do all the work publiel tial if that gink’s in charge of it,” murmured Mr. Jarr to Mr. Ranj PLiI. RETCHA! tLe BETCHA 1 fi foyle went on, A murmur knew what the charge: pI but it was the general opinion that Mr. Jarr was v dance when suc! knowing what was meant, were sald against him, “What evidence ts offered to be re- butted?” asked Mr. Rangle, military counsel for Mr. Jarr. “Any witnesses for the defense?” gle. ‘ho in this witness?” asked Capt. Tynnefoyle, and all the curious per- present leaned eagerly forward. ir. Harold Do ‘He travellec with idence,” Capt. Tynnt in this letter from lady Mr. Jarr escorted ile to Chicago. Jarr things, nobody testimony {s offered in re- asked Capt. Tynnefoyle. Capt. Tynnefoyle, ignoring ik I hear him now,” remarked telephoned him at the Hoganheimer Theatri- id found he was in tt word for him to brazen to give a) he famous me and thi y from Ev: ‘ile to Ch inows my conduct was im- LA See What He Was Running From - W-w-woT's -- He-- = R-R-RUNNING FROM M27 “But are you sure he will be here?” ked Mrs. Jarr. “I'll belie’ but nothing ted. bo here, all right, marked Mr. Jarr. “I left word that it was a dinner invitation, All I am that he will bring the en- tire office staff of the Hoganhelmer ‘Theatrical Syndicate, or rather that able to prevent them been a bad season.” he comes now!” aald M: Rangie, approved dramatic atyle. Aon eure enough Mr. Dogstory en- t He greeted Mrs. Jarr effuatv and remarked he hoped he hadn't layed dinner by being lat SW His Den. HEN Billinger bought his new house {t was with the understanding that oom all of his own —e den or ‘Yes, I know what you mean. Did be tit?" Ae got it and bis wife furnished ‘How ?" “With a sewing machine, a cutting table, two dressers, dummies, thi sewing chairs and a full-length mir- Fo veland P! Dealer. tr. wie ord Brenloe YA 6008) | DONT M =OSe- | MEAN “SOK 25 CENTS A PAIR- NS TARY ess, wre Bis Yoer tres Words PA IS HIT BY ART IN A VITAL SPOT. e HERE bein’ so many other things happenin’ around home to take up my mind T ain't bad no room anti! now to write down how the soap sales ts goin’ in the New Eng- land territory. ‘That “tango instruction” book pre- mium was jumpin’ sales up somethin’ marvelous, and I thought I'd put one over on Nat Sudder at last. But now I don’t know. There's one thing them thrifty New Englanders is keener over than the new danci: and that's money, and it looks like young Sud- der had cut my trestle from under me. He's started advertisin’ that there's been a five-dollar gold piece put in every thousandth cake of soap sold in New England, and that he's called back all the soap distributed to the dealers before now and has swapped the new cakes for it. Nothin’ ain't started yet, but I'm afeared to get the next report from Huntington, our N. BE territory sales manager. It ea looka like I’aé have to work up @ new De scheme to get the best of Sudder. As if that wasn't enough to plague me, Ma handed me another jolt to- night. I bought that $300,000 Long jand summer estate furnished as chucklin’ to myself over what a savin’ it was. But Ma and Clarice was down there again to-day, and Ma says to me after dinner to-night: “We'll have to refurnieh that house, Pan'l. The furnishings there are hopeless, Such wretched taste. All the furniture was selected with a Fun for the Home: and the Ride Home N WELL, ISNT THAT ——— (2% CENTS A FOOT plebetan idea of comfort and with al if you cun't loll back and enjoy It, total disregard for artistic selection.” “Well,” 1 gaya, “don't we want it comfortable ?" “No, indees knows comfo! and we must hi social prestage.” “And what ia it goin’ to cost me to preserve our social presteege?” I says. “Oh,” saya Ma. “1 er els can t for ma: 30,000 $40,000. i = “Ma, I says, “th ays Ma, art to preserve our another place de of com- 3, the old man's pocketbook,” I 1," gaya Ma, “there are times when I'm certain you don't appre- ciate the sacrifices Clarice and mania’ to assure our social eleva- lon.” “Sacrifices!” I aaya, “It's me that “Why,” saya Ma, “do you imagine we take this great burden of wo on our shoulders and spend sleeple: nights planning our social campaign because we enjoy it? Do you sup- pose we keep late hours and menace our health because doing it gives us pleasure?” “Then what do you do it for?" 1 gays. “What good ia a lot of money Pabtishing Go.) wa fort), By Sass “Everybody d art don't mix— arej but have to keep doin’ things that make poor folks’ hard work louk like @ game of C nhagen? What do you r position,’ says Ma. not being e “Lt looks to me,” T aay: on the outside edge of a bargain counter rush. You buat your ribarang. tear your clothes to get there's somethin’ worth sellin’ for nine, and when you get it nd and tore and you want it after all.” “No, says Ma, “you don't understand. Havin’ the money makes us want to be on a footin’ with the others who got theirs firat. And we won't be happy until we are, W sacrifice the presont for the future. “T sce,” I says, “you're ike fl feller. who kept pinchin’ hisself cause it felt so good when stopped.” “But.” T says, when she didn’t wer, “if you like it, go ahead ai lo \it. Only I don't wee why In Tophet ou have to pinch me too.” ‘What Thin Folks Should Do To Gain Weight Physician’s Advice For Thin, Unde- Here MAC . 4) LADDIE” f ch HERE PRINCE! HEY GYP GYP pRaPS HE HERE Rex / ‘ AINT THAT eg f F KIND OF Sty 4 < Bo) ‘ver CHUB. LL TELL YA. HERE YAR tance, and that she, Mrs. Jarr, wa nme! “been so rushed” in the prepara- i for the court-martial tango | that she positively tad had no time to her modiste's, Capt. Herbert Tynnefoyle wore bis uniform and all his medals, in- ‘ded him sit In short, Harlem's Iry wero all on dit, | ushingly tuld Mrs, | fa. Mudridge-Smith was of tho | Won that the night marked an a After this, Clara Mudridge- | said, etingy husbands mignt court-marualled, as well us wicked | Mrs. Jarr suid that bad as Mr. rt be, CN MAKE FRIENDS + WITH ANY DAWG ee ‘3! ( BETCHA! ‘Thousande of eutfer tve thinness, wenk hetves and _— fl should produce flesh correcting faults of dt pie Need are pro inant saree be STOLID INDIFFERENCE.