The evening world. Newspaper, April 30, 1914, Page 22

A Page of Comics, “ee ‘Fun for the Home Sketches and Stories 4 hah and the Ride Home RIGHT Away, A BOY SEZ YA Look - (A WANTED Liwe PoP, AN' YA MEAN YP eauip day waCreD TEW Fé ‘Tew Say YA DIDNT OULD + yells WANT Tew FIGHT Yo START A FIGHT RIGHT . Ld » “ Oe Oa 7 How Did Flocey Know The Captain Didn’t Want FIGHTERS? COME OF AXEL! THE CAPTAINIS CALLING ‘ = FOR VOLUNTEERS. HE WANTS oMLY BIG ete Resa i : AY BANE READY FOR DUTY 7 Ss rt HERE'S YouR CHANCE ‘AY CAN SHOOT LOTS AS vOLUNTEERLS To MAKE A MIT wirn Hims py OF MEXICANS if Just Téee Him You WANNA VOLUNTEER YES, UNCLE BILL, | JUST MET A NO, IT'S ALITLE, FELLOW HERE WHO WANTED 70 SELL HIS CAR FOR 45150. | GRABBED THE PREHISTORIC, BUT IT WIL Do UNTIL BARGAIN. JUMP IN AND WELL DRIVE 1 CAN Buy A BETTER ONE! NLL ha ih ZV coyly conversing with one, never knowed different!" excl: y ’ claimed ‘A new name,” explained the ex-|tho fat young lady, “Isn't the world ohare” explained the ex-/the fat young jady, Tan't, the world 1 alcohol lamp for beating shaving] them frippadiddles when he gets te naville can tell you I wan fine| war saying, my brother telegraphs WAM ccnal cheat protector’ (uaa inriatiitien mee J me that was coming to New : h.” saya Mo idea), “Oh,” says Ma, “he © York, sink what was working ee 2 thermos bottles in a case. around with hem to meet Sig ae Ea , e contractor bills me as| ‘This last remark was occasioned by | Cd, 194, by The Pres Publishing O® | And they'y ernrabe, (fo We made by Clarice he Sorag tach, Crum tee eae \y n Tae y've got me so filled el “ or : iene Boats Motunds, Bho Lady Float-| the fat lady catching sight of Harold (The Now York Eresing Word) about it that 1 can't think of anythin® Le lmee f writii and en. Great ie says, Ther nae 4 4. Publ Oe, | . | oft ‘ of the corridor at the far end of the he things they've thought up to ro a nays, ‘there’ fr you tora : re man, passengers regarded Mr.9Jarr| Tie wen diner nigturee: thrown oe | ME dare i» Ivory headed cane, util © Mexico with him ts a caution. If] 4 ‘smail phonograph and a dozen| “What's that?” says Ma. “FRITZ’S FAT SISTER secs ua he were & museum Treny(me while Im doing classic poses 1| such nimed® the ‘sigueiling ” press NEVER eae ouch 0. dormand|(RUTEN Tara, Oia ee aoa | rancean G0 Keer BIG SPR RPRIAR) Whe aprm "e: doeen. oakaea x TELLS HER HISTORY |"), drinking water—this pilgrim: | Sropped the | Milly—1'll show | you | agent. i ‘ em ‘ain't | On oer sialpegt eS age to the ice water being their ex-|how I was billed.” And the former for soap ax there Is for the| no ‘More use tom eoidien than fima| 12 bee deine. mental 1 safety razor shaving kit. “But what's he goin’ to do with a mai cline {0 pase and repuas Me, Jurr, and|ldy flouting Island pawed into her ones erarg thing arranged to pull Dobbins brand in New Eng-| inten doo 1 medicine kit of simple remedies. \ mR JARR had boarded the vies ene Sieieae Tour funny ls TRerattint CRN Bhs a small|can hardly walt till we get to chit" | land. ‘Them tango book pre-| Clarice has a list all made out and] tet pe Wi re Banmagen RM armed Over. train a total stranger, #0 10! Mr, Jarr looked at th le girth| ‘Mile. Rosie Rotundi," figured | a8/ panted the excited Mr. Dogstory. “I! miums is pushin’ it so fast|ahe read it over to us after dinuer.| “ts pair of silk socks. HE professional fire-fighter 4 Nac aran . ed at the ample girth) 1 oy" » . q much | know every paper will fall, and we'll|that the big storeh he | This is only part of what was in it. adh ; Gane erent : speak, and now he fat young lady and murmured | Pack faced commendation as to her at the big storehouse up at the There was more on the Hat, but 1 oo frequently face to fi l chaperon and custodian of | he could well believe it. unsinkable qualities, and challenging | Ober UP with an electric Ment sign | soay works Ix cleaned out already. balr of “military” hair brushes.) ait recollect what the things was, with danger to regard pero! ns wien t + the whole world to co ‘a spelling the word ‘Success’ with dol- i 1 silver picture frame for Clarice’s | °#! at 1 ward fires his firm's shipping clerk's en I joined out professional. | \ it). W ies rome and eplash| jar marks instead of esses!” ‘The folks ain’t got time to listen to] picture. I guess I only remembered about halt) an aesthetic light, but the feelings 4g er eurvelllance ly with a water carnival, as ‘The|W'th her, pM case antl though. ‘They ain't #o interested| 1 “housewife.” Clarice was downtown shop | 14, prs gister, was also uni Lady Floating Island,’ for I'm al “See, there's where I use: ‘ me igh. ‘They interested nue ss ei day and bought some of ‘em, | (he amateur with a passion for “rug. "i to be 5 6 packages of corn plaster: i ‘by a militant feminist who regarded|xrand awimmer—I jest’ can't sink, | called '‘Milly’.” remarked the stout WHO GETS THE MEDALS? = [in soap sales as they are in Charlie! Y fiean collar hon. J Boe aio good for me to point | ning with the machine” occasional (him as a human vulture, and had) }iU know, I Jest said to myself, |ludy, indicating the first part of her! “I understand that you have a fine! Higgins goin’ to war. 1 laundry bag for soiled linen out that he couldn't carry one-tenth! show an epicurean flavor. O Rlee met up with Harold Dogstory, ‘Here's where ¥ deal myselt a new | billing with a forefinger Ike a/track team here,” said the visitor to| If it should turn out that there| 1 laundry bag for soiled clothes. of ‘em in his knapes x san], Whle running to @ fire in a ta 4 “ } ery f lthe guide wi was 1 ‘ain't goin’ to be any war er al 1 kit contal shoe Kk ‘ end a valet along with . Snape: friend and e theatrical prose) | TA new whatt) aac’ ir ar Ee tate ear aaligt an ea ied ETE Te ARAL THTDA RIE) | AE eee eee Ate ne eee nexlBg and Wel atin, “ide can carcy sume] on Ih Masearhuseyte, opp ie [iagent. So, as the saying goes, it's a] that he cared, but one t sit mum-| Mr. Jarr. That's ‘Mile.’, an abbrevia- | holds most of the medals?” 1 don't know how ‘Lever survive! 1 bottle of-muskeeter bite lotion, | of the things e overtook another, who was going ig Sy Gmail world after all. BROS Fane pene Meee wr rf en Tor "Mademoinelte ens \ "Phe guide pondered. “Well, air," hei the shock. 1 fevered up| 1 bottle cough syrup. e Ge he could have another trunk," | the same direction E h evi a ell, think of al e boobs and id, “T guess it is the pawnbroker | over it y n't talk about 2 dozen handkerchiefs, a ‘arice. “Don't they bave pack “O dear!" th | While Harold Dogstory, the press} jady weighing over four hu: 5 ey ) , aor | adler dear!” the last gulped, quite ow Bape, cut ahead of the renewed, re-| 72 Hundred i simps with that water carnival what! downtown."-Ladies’ Home Journal | anythin’ else. 1 clothes brush ot weaath, @f bene Whe opie vised, revived and refinanced smash- ~ - 7 = lining works; T've seen that D> ing miusical hit, “The Girl From the ILL BETCHA! re) wa ry re) we ay already."--Youth's Compantot » Cheese Factory,” hopped off at a sta : : tion to send a telegram, Mr. Jarr Qo nv ; ieee i ass aaa f conversa- ’ (M GOIN’ TMAKE SEE THEY HAVE / ES, AN THEN HES again had the pleasure of co! SOMETHIN’ HAPPENS ) AR pei SEE THEY: WAVE rT , ( ' tion with the fat young lady. " ‘ GOT ‘A WKNEF.L DOWN "i “Yes, as I was saying,” Frits’s fat WE CANT Go TO HA PARTY TNIGHT; CUSHION AND — AND KISS YA. 74 Crick is \ sister resumed, “I took a new TH’ PARTY J Se Be rimascciesaais a eo ee ee /SICK TOO MAW! | Se roa “f° 50H! ¢ a ene son! vet ME) Me Lr ore gph ge Me Erp ve ANT DOCTOR uy fhe blexest meat store'a—'Bwartz- > oe te CALL OUT A BOY — MLL CALL CHICK . Re Sick, BUT WE Steak Studio'—you must y- ij fps \ DOESNT WANTA > have heard of it—in Evansville. You C , for my brother Frits in New . ‘nig ee you must know how proud [i our family is?” a , Jarr was going to protest that « "t work for her brother Frits. ‘, contrary, Frits had to use the elevators while Mr. Jarr could the front at the wholesale estab- it where were both em- He was going to say hat & phiealgs ig stood on the wid di a and wi then he