The evening world. Newspaper, April 23, 1914, Page 20

. Aga é 5 New York. Thursday. : YA WicLe THE ONION “HAVE To PLAN Bie AGAIN THE TATOE . OVAH AGAIN UNCLE THI, Avett ENTLY UJ STHTEPPED Come 1M AXEL “tuat’s 1! tow Bay - - oer eane SRSTERORY FOR HeWite YOUR LIVELY Now - ; “WHERE. eAY beRLING Peasy® "WHERE BANE MY m ON AND DON'T FORGET “wnAy” siete Lots oF SNap tt AND TAKE OFF Youn UAT { DARLING PESGY * GONNA GAY IN This Scene ' ~ ? ING SOLD UST MY LUCK! 1 GUESS (Le cm maint not DONT RYN OVER To ONE OF THESE SEATS LEFT- FIVE NCKET SPECULATORS ANDSEE IF DOLLARS A PIECE » hav filled with Dobbina's soap. iM will not be drawn into any brawling| says this ts not the time for President With the hope that ghe could now pay with this man Huerta, But he did get/ Wilson to do anything rash, Later three books, was robbed on her way|off the lisi of the mortgage, she off the ‘Tovelient Joe at the armory|in the summer, when he has his two : f" eae 3 the other |Weeke! WRARTION’ tants Cae cneat - - to ne bostomce by a number of| found that rats had eaten ‘off the [ign ee athe "UT ou, nr ap ero sa ha" | has oD hans WaP™ Yang Sree ave icy ie pane eet, we sete Sal [wma By bMS Carcdell ' ached. Capt. Tynnefoyle should send|two weeks were passed camping out — dred per cent. We are doin’ business , (“in Nashua, N. H., a tame goat ate of reports it to the papers. I know they would! before the battle, or, as his firm gives PA’S NEW PREMIUMS with new firms that we never even Ife had care. . Jiminey! It looks like the u heard of before. There ain't a re-| fifty coupons a shed ‘ i pay him a lot of money for it. I never| Saturday ha! olidaya*in July and 4 * : y jlessly left in a pocket of her hus- ne was workin’ sli n go08e Cmmortahng 01g. Oy The, Prem frunhigaing ©) “There you co, yod aggravating old| heard auch a funny thing in my life."| August, Capt. Tynnefoyle saya he and BOOM SOAP SALES. is Now England Who ain't all! ponds coat which was alring on the | er But L ain't got room to write on} dear retorted Mrs. Jarr with kindly| ‘7 feel us though anybody who coula| hia men are willing to mo te aoe Stace have in Cura sence ap, And they iting. She is’ saaing the goat and will [any move. patience. “If the dinner could be jband moa laugh at this moment would! from Saturday noon until 8 A. M. . the ns urn ex! ue the ipply. in| send it along with enough additional a? MR. JARR RETURNS postponed, Mr. Smith would go on|be a public and private benefactor,”| Monday, providing there is good train M_ feeltn’ protty good to-| the Jo bers’ warehouses. You'll have send It wong with en Not New to Ha to Her. SE’LL BE AT HIS DINNER, | ‘8° ,082'ne88 trip himself, but Clara} murmured Mr. Jari hat is the| service from the seat of war, and also; night. Our new advertiain’ | jy quadrup mn your shipments fo our "in Hartford, Conn. a tramp who . *| Nudridge Smith and he are going to| merry waggery Capt. Tynnefoyle is| provided that the Rosemary Gress han been out a week now and [pared to jim eae got ain't pre |nad lined his vest with wrappers PARTY of Clevelancers enter- —_—— Atlantic City he sor weeks G09 all} the author of?” - 60 £2 a wer intact ae neparate | ur first report come in from Ne seat ar tence eee Rely) keep himself warm through the ined some holiday visitors arrangements have mn made ac: iggled Mra, Jarr, “Capt.| social and military organization and o1 ) RB ¥ carefully consulting the Don't you think you-ure Ws a | Tynnetoyie ia to be considered. Capt.| “Why, how can had Wrappers the grocer's whole order of |suap market. Hastening to the attle Tynnefoyle in dreadfully nervous be-|Jarr. “He's gota © porition as soap is now worthless. where he had stored his cases of soap, cause war with Mexico seems immi-|carpet saleaman, and he expecta to 4 . ajshe disco that t © Aennt He hopes his militia company] promoted to be buyer next fall. He 3 winter, hearing about the craze for : A Tynnefoyle said the President of Mex-|not_ be thrown into. contact with Huntington, our New Eng-)4l demand get busy immediately. | Boitia'g wrappera. sendbareed a | at week and having showed poutes taken and all the) inconsiderate? Why, you wish to up-|tco might pretend to be belligerent,| militia’ regiments of ‘lower social land territory sales manager, to-day.|, “There's hardly a cake of any other | sompanion to whom he had aivem the fh everything interesting in data published by Phineas |**t everybody's plane just to sult) but it was plain he wouldn't fuerts| plane’——— +| kind of soap bein’ sold. Women who |®est’ and redeemed two Dobbina's | Cleveland proper they had to take your own convenience!" “Well, woodby, Nellie Gray!" crieg} Whén they sent out this advertisin’| can't get ‘Dobbina's’ ure Koln” without | wrappers. When the police asked|them out to'Newburg for a view of Fous, Nellie Bly, Joba!” “Aren't my plans aa important as awyhere'a the Joke?” asked Mr. Jarr.|Mr. Jarr. ‘I've got to get a fast train [about givin’ a tango lesson book as aland waitin’ till thelr dealer gets &iiow he happened to have his veat|the asylum, The superintendent was Henry Mears and other) other people's?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Let “Well, we didn't laugh either tilijand be on my way if lam to be back | new premium for Dobbins's Soap| fresh supply. In the premium ex- with soap wrappers he sald it|in a genial frame of mind Rotables who went around the world Sr Postpone hig trip to Atlantic pt. T peor wrote it down forjin time to 1 ywn dinner a week | wrappers, to knock the stuffin' out of hte popeing © webb wrapper: for a sharin, Ae the Indian wh Songucled the Push ally Fog A sides, I believe . Tell T 3 rs quoted, at a cen! jece, ¢ the acalp of his enemy. 16 PD a be rtd eal gg eg be oe esaive, {2 Be 8 Hundred Club’ foreigners Deoneneen tne Bein the ware Witla wen tone young Nat. cae of POAT + Sones | “A grocery store inchelsea, Mass. |lice fined. him. the two” Dobbins’ gaid: pausing at a abtrticular | call fe J & convention, with dancii ferent from ‘hurt a,’ but e loop around our Weste; ‘Mg {1 wasn’t so carried away by the idea} was broken into ast night and t vrappers and let him go. Kanses City, St. Louis and Chicago|at every seasion—no one allowed on|thousht 1. very clev wee Oe hearin ant tell him when Tlas I might of been. | wrappers taken off a whole ahipmene| ty” Montpeller, Vt. @ poor widow | posncases the motive power ine: rene get back to Harlem in time for|the¢foor who is under aixty-n "Bo it Is!” groaned Mr. nd | get back Til help him get an eight-| But Huntington's letter certainly | of Dobbins's soap the grocer had just | whose Nusband had repentely fallen | fe Unlyeree, He is pertectly hare inner to be given in| WUl4 you keep your employe for that I can part without a pang, |hour day for the Rosemary Grays In| was a humdinger for bringin’ good | received. ‘The robber left the soap 'in several mercantile endeavors, Ut et out hin the world, would that from Atlantio City undes those cir-|Tell Capt. Tynnefoyle not to worn case they are sent to the front!" news! He says, near as T can re-| and a note explainin’ that he'd merely ‘finally died successfully, happened tO | Mave. Straus’ malonate nr" » PTOVi...ny cumstances?” asked Mra. Jan “Be-|he'll never be shot If he goes to w And Mr. Jarr tore himself away | member: taken the wrappets to get one of our ‘remember that one of her husband's “Why, not at all!” ox ane aides, he isn't the only one, Capt.'Only I don't believe he's going, is he?” | for the perils of travel, In one week orders from whole- tango books, Of course, without those ‘efforts had been to corner the local of the women. “hye betes hae the ————— - —— - _ --—-- |game idea and he always has had ad ae ee a ‘ we By Sass' is he crazy, too?”—Cleveland Plals Lg ip wa a in = a - ME SISTER Hoo, Hoo, ‘Hor PULL GO Gnaponvn DRESSED me \/CHUB: YA Loo DE. RUMMY DE STRING A MEAN AYA AINT ) UP JES FoR }/S FUNNY, BETCHA) FRAIL. FROM AN DE “Al Aco? rather attend to AINT GAME TGO FIGGER,, / FRAMED Mi the detail of pay- OQUTEN eten Nwoirks!/| ; than take ti is oT — a) Pi t you Worry!” Mrs, Jarr y penses dinner is given in his honor, to how you appreciate being ten with his firm.”