Subscribers enjoy higher page view limit, downloads, and exclusive features.
ee ee April 18.1914 ‘ves mane DeLms Tr So THe ARTIST JUMPS ‘7 OVER IN PHILLY DEL PH ciecas oun persres WRITES A LETTER IN, - THe ARTIST WAS PoP DRAWN, 50 He uP AN STARTS TOR Savin He 1s A PoP TREATIN' TER POP SAID, To LOOK MORE +aimsect LIE A 4UMAN BEING Geek Us Alor oF tomy (Hh SPOLED FH Reavy Georce! FLocEr ! Gut FUL GWE YOU A do OPERATING THE CAMERA! , \ Good RK GEORGE. “oo nto a er uno AND : : StRvecLe HaRDER - ST CECRSR Th EXMAIN FLOOR Y fi oon Fine! ACTION a HAND HIM A ig hi ma} in” between jelly-soup and coffee, but I q know better’n to Toake a apecta cle of CO NIKAUATING iyaelf tryin’ to hop-toad around like “Wh hat de you t Bas | Covrrigin10: Oe, rvous ot m bard-wood’ feere Tart y, wi mean’ 5 a - iy husband done ything to Mr. Wow Fork reine wah Root 0 AF Be on te mie faz file who carripd a fresh egg bome in bis| the . I know what would ? The old wretch! Not Mr. Jarr, pocket durin’ the subway rush hour. | Th one foot up in the dear, but my husband, I mean.”|PA DINEG WITH THE I knew if I daubed it up I'd never and, Is I knew where the other one as been working ur hear eape- usdand’s firm for ten years and bis CARRINGTON BRUCES Oially ‘ae shod eas Geert e ape- mates a tting him up a —_—— clal course of sprouts concernin’ my timonial dinner, but for all we was to the Carring-|table manners. I managed to keep | te an oe. his rereane WE B to dinner last | clear of accidents though by refusin’ OU'VE heard a lot of stories Bla gates.” aight. Bein’ ae nothia’ but | ible eetcup. tome, a lke what, the : ; about the tool mistakes @ ttle indigestion» hap-/feller said about “apple pie with- 5 women make when they pened to-day I might as|out & squee: bein’ I “eo kiss come to a bank,” says e well known wall set down my thoughts about; "thout choose. | oo ae ate re but after he'd paying teller over on the avenue, last night's doin’s, F minded me of afterward. They fooled dhe “and come of them true T've et dinners that I liked a whole ght Aye 3-8 Somme Wand. of nid Wan - “Tve Loy mn allt wea te 4 tter than inners tfee and gets mad when 1 wri | ae rae ren Yost ee aie them, ‘Thinkin’ it was coffee, or may- fo an overdraft and thea, wants to rer | Ont Uhet me! © Whole ter bo toa, T started to put cream and e 8 it |write a check to make it up; the afterward. lump of sugar in. But when cream | two- whose indorsements are pare! atlent. pered thi as ct I might have enjoyed the fodder| stayed on the top and the lump of to u . ROA so. want es" vos gay? asked costly t “Nor the Rangies, nor the Van hadn't been all togged out | Sugar stuck up out of tt like an tsl- © rerripl” a tew all take y Dugena, nor—let us | more i and and I couldn't stir ‘em in with a I ave weeks a hak . | Song walk before dinner time, couldn't Tek Mire, Tare, For ene weet. | in my mew dress mutt. Havin’ all that | my gpoon I realised I was makin’ the| bulge cut in the middle. Somethin’ | through the window without locking wer" of portable tollet mach get up fairs it is to see who| White shirt front gleamin’ lke @/ acquaintance of somethin’ I hadn't % me. I said: ALTE ti He 33,68 “EE seey pt be geet rab ue Nae 4 Bh hy on wer I don't see “Yes, we 001 but we won't!" Mra, , began to powder her nose. “Oh, they can first make unha| tin’ pond after a snowstorm all| met fore an lew my nose tol how it could hel 4 Mi Jar vented 4 do “declare. Clare! S knowl deserve it.” abe walled, “aad omirting to invite, Poy by | skatin’ trom my chin to my middie! cover up my fox pas, Mrs. Bruce tried to get me to get , GROUCH & GRUMP we Coorrtant, 2919, 2, T™by cine Publishing On we we World.) ia ii ! THAT WAS SOME SHOW onet A eeu Do WIFE !! Don. te Ad LAST AIGHT-BELIEVE ry = Girau. moully AW sour! PER CON AL iT Tee 1 come To Give Yeu Mar |} patos You uit NOWWAE! iM TAKE A FELLER ORDER WE SPOKE ABOT. , Doubly Sold i ay ; ZZ gy yA) ar et : 3 ri HE newly appointed master: at ‘arry up and finish your dusting, 5 zaTsO! Wel EN py HERE HE ES NOW. @o Tig & school had learned alt about before she gets up the = Eo ee sar “oribbing” and euch Iittle ia fs ° dodges as echoolboys practises ané urried wn by Rn et eee Porte H 4 ‘ i tee ~ Y y had not forgotten them, dust with a buncb of turkey “ iM { = ? One day during a leason tn Bistery 7m where it was resting 2% G 5 4 { ‘ 2 he observed one of bis pupile take Pry bree to float in ‘ . = fs; poke hp \ —— out his watch every minute or two, Year?’ cried Mrs, Jarr, ee ‘ a He grew suspicious, thinking that Pe the pupil was consulting noteg on . “Why, hat « surprise!” BY q . u > the lesson. Finally he strode ly E thought 14 run around to SAE : . q z between the deske and in {the nice weather is here 7 Ce song walks every day to keep = : ] 4 } ed, ain." was the meek re wi every day to keep) & ) ‘ L = 3 weight down.” ‘ be . \ ub it you were dancing to re- 4 >| y 4 w a" ~ , ale word \y daca,’ ge Jerr, cold); For = . id <4 Sede But he was a shrewd man. 4 ai are 2 was not to be thrown off the eeent eee ih Soe iat reas meee es mind ; . w ; tye - cad, “sald agaist! ba ad ise st ’