The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1914, Page 8

Rv ty By UPROAR WT The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, Aprfl 4. 1914" - a SSTABLISHMD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. | Dally Breept Sunday by the Preae Publishing Company, Nos, 68 10) ‘eve esehiy wtiors: | Such Is Life! 3% sete. BY By Maurice Ketten INTERESTED, irk Row, New York. Don'T BOTHER ME Tt NTY VOLUMES GET OUT — aii rraanurer ed Park Rew | LHAVE LOTS OF WORK PENNS | [larTooBusy!{ | O.BEASPoRT_ HR, ‘Jr, Secretary, 6 Park Row, | To DO. IT'S HY Busy Sone vine oo. | DAY - IN A DRINK N % as Becond-Class M ‘ i t | For Bh Hand and the Continent and All Countries in the International $3.50| One Year. 801One Mon! or THE NEW YoUK, OF THE OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION, ETC (BVBNING EDITION), PUBLISHDD DAILY (EXCEPT SUNDAY) A’ ACT OF AUO, a, 1912, per cent, oF more of tolal amount of stock Ralph, Joseph and Herbert Hulites: . Deuter Debdig pe wat, or sore of ots! DON TAINO ME SIR )| | sold or Aidributed, through the mails months preceding the date of thie statement 00,002, [SHANG OV., by RALPH PULATZDH, President,» of Apri), 1914, G, ©, FIBOBL, Notary Public, New York County, (ty commaistion expire March 30, 1016.) ‘THE HERO. ETHCTIVE JOSPPH GUARNIERI of the New York Police | Force is dead, shot in the performance of his duty while try-| 9 ing to capture a desperate fugitive in a dark room, His name | | will be engraved on a tablet in the rewanda at Police Headquarters, A) of Honor Legion men will escort his body to the grave. | We know he is » hero—now he is dead. | Three years ago this same detective was shot, also in the perform- | duty, during a police battle with thugs. Pour bullets) trim and left him with four serious wounde—but he didn't) Since then, as a consequence of those wounds, he has been, ; y envelope two days before he was killed he managed to - WIFE, SIR : nn the final bill entailed by these operations. It was his last! Beng Mts CHEWING GUK ALLIN pvtagg it is paid. But it leaves this widow and three children! [74 pay acre While Guarnieri lived and struggled with shattered health, sur-| ills, the support of his family and his duties on the Police poe, he ween’t enough of a hero to be made a member of the Honor Now that he hee given the Inst beat of his heart to the service, Honor Legion at its next meeting will stand in silence for thirty | ) steeds “es a tribute to the spirit of Guarnieri who knew no fear.” Does heroism begin where it ends? — Bruere in Lead forsPolice Head.—Headline, 4 ie ‘Which reminds us—how does the Chamberlain pronounce hls name? We thought we were all right till somebody called ‘ @ “Brewery.” : ————_-4-2- "THE PROGRESS OF POPULAR OPERA.|/Chapters From a Woman’s Life «2b, By Dale 'T the cheaper seats, costing from 25 cents to $1, have been BY & “We often go,” she laughed undergo four operations—at his own expense. When he) You _ Owe (T To Your. Sone THING NEW Since WERE Re AN ERASER AND NEIGHBORHOOD” 1 CAN TALK WHILE You | WORK | | Drummond = ooK | Never gets up with a grouc Coprright, 1014, ty The Press Publidhing Oo, (The New York Erenine World), As to Husbands—Wise and Otherwise. whispered the Bachelor to the Philosopher-eas as a ‘ttle [ woman passed them with a large, florid, genial-looking man in tow. “Look—and behold the eighth Wonder of the World—en ideal husband "Gracious!" exclaimed the Philosopher-ess, lifting her lorgnettes and turning to stare after the phenomenon; “I thought they were all dead!" “That is exactly what I remarked when you pointed me out an ‘ideal wife’ a week ago,” rejoined the Bachelor. “But now I atch you! ‘Go on,” said the Philosopher-css, leaning back resiengdly and stirring her tea. “I always did love fairy tales. I suppose you are going to say that he hasn't a sin, nor qaclub, nor a folly in all the world; that he never sowed a wild oat, nor smoked a ctearetie, nor took a cocktail, nor stayed out after half-past eight in all his life; that, in short, he is a reincarnation of Mary's Little Lamb with frills and variations and “Nothing of the kind!" broke in the Bachelor desperately. ."He's @ hardened old ‘black sheep’ if there ever was one, a dyed-in-the-wool club- man”, “wht The Philosopher-ess sat” up interestedly. - “An inveterate smoker.” continued the helor calmly, “a buyer of wine and acorner of water and an all-around ‘sood fellow’ in the fullest sense of the term. But he understands the centie art of ruling a woman and making her happy at the same time- that's what [ call an ‘ideal husband.’ A Set of Blindere for Hubby. $ PRA fF “| NDEED!" purred the Philosopher-esa in a voice like ice trickling down the spine, “You interes! me stra “Yes,” proceeded the Bachelor cheerfully. “You see, he has fever been known to LOOK at another woman when his wife was present! He couldn't even SEE a pretty girl if you showed her to him through a Magnifying glass. He couldn't be made to acknowledge a charm or # beauty or a virtue in any woman except his wife if you explained them to him with a diagram. He couid walk right through a Rroadway chorus and not even know they were there, Te thinks everything hin wife does is Perfect, everything she wears is entrancing and everything she says is cute and brilliant, and"— “How perfectly heavenly!” exclaimed the Pliilosopher-ess, with a sigh thusiasm. “What a darling!” Um-m!" remarked the Bachelor, non-committally. never fuils to kiss his wt nderly when he goes out in the morning, mever neglects to send her roses on her birthday and the wedding anniversary—and never comgs home until he gets ready, nor does anything else but what he pleases. She knows it's no use to quarrel with him, because he'll only smile and kiss her—and stay out late the next evening. In short, he has put her on a pedestal and KEEPS her there!" “Well,” sighed the Philosopher-ess, thoughtfully, “there's a lot of com- fort in having a husband who thinks you are the only woman in the world, and lets you know it. It's an inspiration to cook and sew and keep your hair curled for a man who takes the trouble to thank you and compliment you and look at you once in a while, A woman will wear her fingers to the bone for the kind of man who #ells her that she ‘looks pretty’ leaning over & washtub, and that nobody's biscults ever approached ambrosta as hers do. But the average husband tucks all his pretty compliments and tender noth- ings away in a pigeonhole right after the honeymoon, and never takes them out again until he hecomes a widower.” Oren errr { Flattery as a Gilt-Edged Investment. 1 RR net agreed the Bachelor, with a thoughtful pull at his cigarette, it's astonishing how few of them seem to realize what a good in- vestment a little cheap flattery is. A chap can drudge all day at the office for a woman, end then come home and make himself such a pest and a nuisance around the house all evening that she'll forget he has just of ‘A real ‘darling?’ out gambling away his money until midnight, and then come in with fifteen-cent bunch of violets and a good excuse and a lot of ready-made flattery, and his wife will be overcome with gratitude, It’s all a matter of putting her on a pedestal. If a man makes hin wife think that she is @ combination cook, angel, beauty and maid-of-all-work she'll try to be all those things. If he crowns her with a halo she'll try to keep tt.on straight. As you said yourself, thoughts are things. And a wife can be almost any- | thing her husband THINKS she is.” ‘ bt 220 i CHAPTER XIill. ; should be so particular about keep- time—that fs, Sue, unless you and; be can’t afford it. A good many men “And that’s why se many married women are such colorless, uninter- sold out Paltead. i rs Sen ou BITE CUMMINGS came in {IME that silly egreement—a verbal) Jack come over an rt- | ara like that,” ae flaished, and T sald | esting, spinelees, helplens little nonentities:” exclaimed the Phitosopher-ess, best proo! af nuear fa in ab y me one, ye me—always exaa-| ment in our building before some one| nothing, knowing tter than Jac! hat!" i Se hen tod bd tes ite first m Th the next morning on her|perated me, and gave me an excuse| else does. Why don't you? It would| did how little we could afford to tuke) = ““"rhat's wx so many women get dowdy aud careless after marriage,” MeO eS | GHOvOM CUFNg s14 Tine SeanOns he Inen- way to market, and I told /for any extravagance of which I|he ao nice to have you there, Clifton | on any extra expense. l repeated the Philosopher-ese. “That's why they stop curling thelr batr, aii of names of bejewelled box parties. mov lan pictitee. of women will put up with anything] wouldn't be able to come up here, Do| MUST do nomething! She gave the | Ket worry wrinkles tn helt brown ‘ | Tf. the Century Opera House is attracting thousands of New|ton says they ‘rest. bim, he can't this} when mother iL feel ti we re had so much | t who like good music and are eager to learn to know the] he'd ‘rather see a good picture show| “Has Mra. Somers called lately?" | afraid he er " net Gertie asked. ear. You at prices they can afford, then this interesting insti-|twan® poor Blay’” ie, wien ; ‘i ais an poor as ii i 7 jank goodness, J was out th}can be—as the proverbial ‘churc! in Central Park Weet is doing exactly what overybody hoped! interests me almost an much as the|times! 1 should have been mortified| mouse. How I wish I were able to {would do. F play,” I told ber. “And I can’t say|to death to have her climb all those| take it myself, Ger But I haven't ‘i oe r . 7 that 1 care much for the le or | stairs,” 1 answered. a cent of my own. pb 2+ Mat jt will do hetter etill next year there ia every reason tol the atyle one sees at the movies stairs go pretty near where our hubbies feel 2 her to meet a mot surprising that to-day young people, before they have ever| £2 out or satay in, where we sard epers, discuss it with amazing discrimination in terng of pho- bats Poses eel ee on pograph records. whose marriage ia not a success; who _ * More people than ever before go to opera to hear inetead ot | 22 Ot Bt SCE One tee Ri anGn, arely'to be “among those present.” Andiences in thin city are more] stances. Why, then, they haven't : ‘ y hing! Y i Clifton, Ike Jack ‘More intelligent, increasingly desirous of understanding what bed 1, ae happy toeeiuen meee bey Heten to. It is with an eye on such audiences that the Century vipee? =} nee 8 sea shat soar. wanagement should continue to set ite prices, enlarge its ca-| Very sordid thing to me. Tho daily 2 "Ye to help ine wit! You see, Jack end maintain its standards. longing for luxury—a longing that I encouraged instead of stifling, by t ‘: aceet > “4 ——-4-— dwelling on my desires, wan doing r out : 4 ‘te work. Then, alwaye I had the Wy - ety g have waited S = “ad . ned seek ovarmarked. Many a man fails to “get there” bo- stop knocking. fF io a well-to-do designer of millinery in a Fifth avenue shop who salem, | descending Into the valley, Jesus ¢ anyway. “Clif-| for a home!" and we commenced to| make Jack take it.” baby that lovely robe, you know, and that} talk about the baby and other things.| ‘1 wish he would, Gertie. But I'm| sent her machine two or three times Bachelor. wae here for her to 0, a ride. Jack would say to have “Yea, she hap been here twice.| extra expense that he feels as yr as{them here, but t ib those awful stairs.” seem a sort of an ob- | ium with you." | ; “They are! 1 tell you what I'!1 do! | them.’ just WON'T have “You can't always be out,” laughed “No more have 1! Rut try, any-| 7 will telephone her To am going to People nowadaye hear music of all kinds before they are “Well, we married women have to|Gertle. “She'll have to climb some! way, Sue. Perhaps Jack only THINKS} give her and another friend 1 want | Uttle informal lunch- ef their credics. Phonographa and self-playing pianos attend|!!ke taking us. Have you ever 3 7 rg ton at—oh/ where shall I aay? Where If hearing much music develops a taste for better music, Ape Seas seciae Serer st ai Jerusale ms Seale d Golde n Gate ’ sare do te bur it is the only waye' tT Fy sighed. Scene of the First Palm Sunday | "Why act go to the Lester or the | of Elmdort? It doesn't coat a bit more than at a restaurant and looks a little more—well, sel so?” she wondered. i perhaps. But you will bave lect. Don't you think ih the menu, Gertie. 1 have never orggred in a public place. ; pas always been with and he knows so well what to : 5 : have been out a good deal, Sue, | planning to make ends meet; the y, o ‘ ‘ . and 1 gues between ue we will get Wh . : = ; explain that if 4 waited later in the A New Haven seer figures tet the average oftice boy by feolon THRE GG He Su TRE COMI A ~ | oH i440 | | month { would not have the money, | @ragging bis fect makes his muscles move about twenty pounds |dition by buying stocks. That he 4 a y ‘ ‘Very vel, tat ie Lad when it “4 ‘every me he takes a step, and thus wastes as much energy in | ous ss ’ , ph et He AR teed ! gladly as age walking about the office each day as would be needed to shovel Hit F Sh Wits. ; ry, i : < er | luncheon.” fiMeen tone of coal. In epringing this on the office boy, be- its From arp its. i i gilli e!" she returned, * ‘ —_———o¢——— cause he cannot diatingulah between i : 4 : : k ’ 1 must come again soon to see you, where and there, U ary : s {am wild to see the baby, was i call . WOMEN OF THE I. W. W. orsiuiisae indi vary taralte des , _ San GY ‘ wont Ta RauIR CRSE Gan. eo Gah | 3 Heernrreae see cary Bare te Cee ” a for the luncheon Invitation, What] WO WOMEN in this city profess themselyes ardent helpers in| nda of time and the footprinta of R ‘One o'clock,” I replied, and, “I am 3 ads . beach combera—Deseret News, \mo glad you are disengaged,” not the I. W. W. cause. One is the Secretary of the society, loves . 8 8 N Palm Sunday each year the Slowly the procession came around | {7 Mitak ing A ta niwaeie ah the bard work of her position and saya she would rather hold PS (gle Maconae. i tis9 Ait ha O Ne Se mullione of CUTatiags ihe A gE the Ment OF ! had vamuely hoped she. might wit it i i e world over are occupied | (?)}h0% Fon cine, ao Lm my i vith: the job ehe has than “Git in the seats of the mighty.” The} curses hin nah te make bim wii ihouckte: ot nie me a ia the h, Wath the wondertiy Gliy oul the expense of entertaining, And aid she was coming ould have to climb {, al Un the eastern spur of the Mount tered the city through th gate in} Tururlously, spends her money on fashionable clothes and yet}, Sqncimes oma, vse teg wim |of Olives lien tie Inte town of Beth- the midat of a cheering multitude of | {he stairs. a cae tl rae art Hy maintains that “we must recognize our responsibility for|for dear We Boy Sirishiee away fron ru: vho, waved Mat age tha take that apartment, There was no pen.” She marched with Tannenbaum at the head of each dem- 28 Into th y Jesus un Was aetting behind the hills He Other wa 4 things that ries dead of sik eben Bethany the found His way to the temple, He|, Should I tell Jack about my lunch- of the unemployed. ings that would go without saying, secured nea . ° upon which He made his memorable sought not a waiting throne, but a ees Was the feast of the Passover, and! hush of the evening, refusing to gt Gunday World Magazine to-morrow, deplore violence and yet| "OW how to shoot—Albany Journal. | Tit ins “trom Poroa, Gullleo’ and any encouragement to the selfish ma- | No, T decided. Tannenbaum asa hero. One of the two even gore so far as| Mi people's atm in life ia to bit Fastern Judea, the localities inwhich| terial hopes of the populace, Me |it’s all over. 5 , th ; ;my ime. that “employers have no rights which workers are bound| Sericwer capt —Deseret Nowe.” |companted Him \n Bethany. | Y woed sine: ” ak ii} entirely sealed, Many hundred years | something we ; ‘ A 7 The sreatnens of a man may belthe hopes of the multitude were aud- after Christ had passed through it] called a sign of the times, all reasoning of this sort is worth exam- petite A lh AR, Or8! deniy revived. Quickly the news of | the city fell into the hands of the Hite; atop. . } s ane st His coming #epread throu the long! Turks, and it wae their belief and, # 34, would be profoundly interesting to know juet whet wae Ce linen of pilarima; those ahead tore|fear that our Lord Jesus waa about | on Thuraday ind of the man’ who helped his starving brethren to raid aj But the Ditas that comes of iqnor- Im branohee from the trees by the to return and re-enter the city, “I thought ' ya eon party I wondered as we nat cosily the dinner wae cleared * : < 4 Al of together after These two women, who state their case in their own words in| some men who aim hgh don't | Journey to Jerusalem, The ovcaston | quict place for worship. ‘Then in tho | \Ofevhor with iit A euee nes Oa 1 will tell him after Then he can’t tell me His mintatry had been performed, ac- | quietly returned to Hie humble home | Rot to do it or say anything to spoil “You mean their hus! dss HINK they're like that?” inquired the “IT mean their husbands don't think about them at all,” retorted the Philosopher- “The average man's wife is like his top hair or his teeth, He never gives her a thought as long as she's TI11 He never notices her clothes unless there's a button off or a hook loose, nor hears her con- vergation unless it annoys him, nor observes her actions, except to critich “Then you really think a chap can be a 4 follow and a good hus- band at the same time?” queried the Hachelor anxiousl ‘No-o-0," answered the Philosopher-ess, thought’ | matter so much what a husband does, 1's the thines said that make married life so long and drears! “But it doesn't leaves undone and '} —=The: Week’s Wash -_— By Martin Green ——— feht. TOT Ay The Pree Publi The Nex Yok beening World 6ECUPRING must be here,” tment Wty ours 1 feel like send- | S marked the head polishe y call for a lunacy commia- ; Fy ory yn tient In this us we are going to have “country is working along the Mnes new Poltce Com- | used in handling the York police. missioner, and! Evers police official in the country Police Com. |0oks to the New York department for |information and suggestions, Let us mitssioners come | not allow the failure of Mayor Mitehel and Ko with{to get Goethals to get our goat.” about the regu-! larity of the change of Kea - £ { Thanks, Mr, Ville! § | ann: 7) mo hear so much critleism of the Mexican policy ‘of the President lately,” said the head isher, sons | strange,” | said the laundry | man, “how Ch 6)” “xomebody close to the Adminiatra- Mayprs of our (tion ought 4o send Villa a note of great city ap» nhs, rcenuared the laundry man. , hat ‘pleturesque pariy has , the job of appointing a bag more to take a loal og the white | yr with the confident.’ House than anybody that has hape | fearless sane of since March 4, 1913, woarding a mov! The main kick against Vilk Van Wyek, who had skin of it linat he wouldn't (ight. ‘Those whe battleship, was not impervious to the wanted us te so tight in there and Jinstivet of caution und distrust |spani the Greaxers maintained that no {which envelops the executive when \exicans would Oxht—that the rivals he wets to thinking about the man | would | o far fyom each other that best qualified to run the Police De- | mountains of bullet 4 isfied himeelf at last, as is shown by |comes Vi fs Wiis statement that William 8: Devery |stronghold. asd. they have tear wera was ‘the eat, Chiet of Police New [eyular fighting down there joing ‘ork ever ad, pula ; " ; “While T wouldn't take the position | shouters who’ arotayeeh, fom, the of Police Commissioner myself, even |Would be ‘easy No cononer tietiatt under the influence of ether, hop, co-| Both rebels and Federals have @howa caine or hypnotic suggestion, I-can't| that, they are. Menta Have shown seo uny reason Why a plain, ordinary’| shots, hard ‘campers, qreh Rood kuy with a normal bean under bis hat ina hand-to-hand acrimmane. hier paid for her two-thousand-dollar sealskin; while another fellow can stay< The gute, as we aee it to-day, 1 Ags he went to the dru@store to get needed for the baby I at Mrs. Banke's, Jack, be sure to come to me! handling of 10,000 men, most of whom and Tu he called back. and a fair assortment of human sym-. have igo opened our eyes to the fact Hl pathy and understanding shouldn't Pe ae ey hold down the job to the satisfaction to allow the Wanting 1 AL a ache of the citizens of New York Pat Ps ak a What is there so terrifying in the pores are sober, industrious and honest? H Ocuel Hard Labor, Even the harshest critics of the ¥ e SE said the head polish ‘ @ ie not enviab! rhile oth a ther | th: h tht te, It t ‘were her da: lice Department admit that the force 66 $750 buttoned tight in hie pocket, =e ° “ind cloaks along the way | will that Ie do thie, and het tes | “They are, But I want to go down- | in general is composed of a high type | “that Champ Clark saya Con. Remorse affiots few wrongdoers ved that by sealing it up in thie|town with Gertle Cummings Thurs. | of public servants. Commise! greesmeh have to do thel who are not found out, His coming would be pre- | day f. id she vib re to say bid ES AL Sor nem, Comme thisfktng." rown eee t And so it nerhavs remains Emelié,” pul ly one. i. sions “" a evil te Blessed ia h his day—the Sealed Golden Gate, idea that I we with Gertie, in-| will keep on. showing im: ment.| “It must be horribly laboriaus teil one that cannot be abolished Mo evil of the Lord! most Femarkable and interesting stead of the A that she was my Whenever I hear sayhedy how | for many of them," said the launeey 4